Doctor Who General /who/

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Doctor Whore

The next Doctor is brown.

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SHE'S A COMIN

Less than 3 hours till the shit show of the year

>>85020665
you will do that every single thread for the whole Jodie's tenure... ?!

>>85020681
Scrawny rat faced kike

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http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/35666222/

>ywn experience the live Capaldi reveal again

>>85020665
>hello, i'm the doctor
>no you're not, you're a woman
>women are nurses, not doctors

how much longer until the game is finished?
I can't read tennis scores.
What does 2 1 40 mean?

>>85020703
Nice find anon,

>>85020636
Where can I watch BBC One right now?

>>85020685
Litterally the only reason I'm here for.

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>>85020636
what's that Who episode where the bad guy cries so the doctor lets him win?

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what if its tilda swinton

>>85020685
No way it lasts that long. Fed wins set and match at 4 bongtime, they'll do 30 min of interviews and pointless commentary and then it's jodietime

>>85020720
thank you for copying my post.

>>85020705
>This will be a running joke in every future historical episode

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I think we can all agree that no matter if the next doctor is male or female the reaction from some group is going to be hilarious to watch

>>85020731
nail polish is disgusting, I hope 13 doesn't have it

>>85020731
I would personally put bacon in a refugee camp communal soup

Now I really don't want it to be Jodie just because of the massive shit show

>>85020733
never underestimate tennis anon... these matches sometimes go 5+ hours

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post yfw the winner of the tennis final becomes the new doctor

>>85020754
I see it happening
Just like Bill's lesbianism being mentioned

>>85020756
>tennant fans getting upset it isnt tennant

I've been doing 1 shot every half an hour that the tennis hasn't ended and I've already run out of alcohol. Now how am I supposed to entertain myself

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>>85020703
>Rufus Hound fucking up and ruining everything when he said "Peter Eccleston"

TRULY THE GOLDEN AGE

>we had 30 minutes left and then the announcement
>Cilic starts to choke and Federer starts giving him the game
>Game is extented to 3 hours
FUCKING KILL ME

>>85020796
I look forward to this kek

>>85020773
This one won't though.

god damn fucking filmon shit being down today
no other fucking day but today

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>>85020731

I fucking wish and it should be trippy, synthwave intro.

>10 Downing street is currently occupied by a women
>The statue of liberty was also shown, who is also a women
>People still thinking the next doctor won't be a women

>with all the previous nuwho doctors I've been too attached to the current doctor and immediately dislike the newbie for taking over from them
>this time I just want peter to fucking go and am more excited for jodie's series than another god damn peter episode

>>85020817
>jodie ecclestone

>>85020829
She has a doctor-alien-ish look. Can she act?

>>85020796
>there are tennant fangirls on social media completely excited that tennant is there in the game

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>>85020819
>game carries on through the night
>Steven Moffat is wheeled out to a baying mob outside Centre Court around 11PM
>reveals a FUCKING WHITE MALE
>Christmas special is dedicated to Moffat's memory

>>85020833
Who are you quoting, boardie?

>>85020833
Neck yourself

>>85020833
I'm not sure what is sadder, if you think this is good bait or if you're serious

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The New Doctor

New Doctor is Peter Eccleston confirmed

i want to see jodie in a swimsuit

>fangirls got to fiddle themselves to the doctor for years
>now it's our turn

>>85020871

He denied it loads on twitter weeks ago

>>85020833
Lame/

>>85020852
What's the problem with that? Wouldn't you be excited to see Capaldi there?

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>yfw you thought Moffat was as bad as it could get

>>85020796
Exquisite.

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Scaroth reporting in.

>>85020848
>Can she act
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_nominations_received_by_Tilda_Swinton

>>85020906
I think his point is that the fangirls think that's an indication it'll be him.

In before Cilic was the New Master in disguise and Federer the new doctor.

Minds = btfo

>>85020720
There are 5 sets, need 3 to win the match. You win a set by winning 6 games and beating the opponent by at least 2 (or you do a tie breaker). A game lasts 6 balls and the score is 15 30 40 (as in first point, second point, third point): if you win 4 balls at any moment (i.e. win a ball when you're at 40) you win the game, otherwise it's 40-40 and you play indefinitely until someone wins 2 consecutive points and wins the game.

The numbers are sets, games in current set and points in current game. So 2 2 30 means Federer won 2 sets, won 2 games in the third set and won two points in the third game of the third set (which they're playing).

MATT SMITH IS THE NEW DOCTOR

Can someone fucking stream it?

>>85020906
>camera spots capaldi in the crowd
>reveal time comes
>it's actually jodie in a mask
>she strips on the field and gets gangbanged by all the players

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>>85020879

>>85020829
Only female Doctor I would accept.

Please don't be a woman.

I don't wanna leave who yet. I don't wanna go.

post yfw when the new doctor is played by a gallifreyan

>>85020931
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_nominations_received_by_Tilda_Swinton
Impressive.

whoever wins the match is the new doctor
whoever loses is the new companion

>>85020848

>can she act

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhUTsqtAyI4

is there a way to rape the quality of iPlayer even further

How much more of this shit is left? Tennis is fucking boring

>>85020966
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08yf5dq/wimbledon-2017-mens-final#

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>there are people in this very thread who think it won't be a white male

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Fuck this semen-slurping sport.

>>85020910
You would have to be retarded to think that.
People don't give RTD or Moffat enough credit. Your average TV writer/showrunner would shit the bed with Who far worse than we've ever seen, because it's an infinitely more difficult operation than even the most ambitious SFF dramas.

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TWINK COMPANION
W
I
N
K

been away for a while, what's the consensus, /who/?

>>85020978
I'm not a britbong m8.

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>game goes on for 3 hours
>Federer wins but collapses by sheer exhaustion
>Comentators announce that the medical team will take time to arrive
>Some people approach Federer
>"Quick! Is there a doctor in the crowd?!"
>Tennant and Jodie get up
>Tennant says: "Go on, it's your turn now"
>Jodie is announced

Guys, you know it'll be this. It's a stunt and you even have the most popular Doctor giving her his blessing.

>>85021033
Of tennis? I don't like it.

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So I take it you tumblr/reddit/co/ tourists support our woman prime minister, right?

You're not sexist, right???

>>85021018
Jodie isn't trans idiot.

>>85020636
stream

http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

whichever tripfag does the OPs, put the link in there

>>85021047
Unironicly thought they'd do this when they had the break earlier.

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>>85020848
>Can she act?

>>85021006
I'm not a britbong m8.

>>85020955
So Federer's got 2 sets and if he wins this current one he's got 3 out of 5 and wins?
Seems pretty close to the reveal then. Wonder what they'll fill the time with until 18:30.

>>85021075
Use beebs extension on chrome or firefox

SOMEONE ANSWER ME

HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL THIS SHIT IS FUCKING OVER

ITS JUST RANDOM FUCKING NUMBERS WITH NO INDICATION WHO IS WINNING OR WHEN ITS GOING TO END

>>85021066
Fuck no. The stream is gonna lag hard with the half of /tv/ in it

>>85021102
If Federer wins that set, it's over.

>yfw regardless of when the game ends, they don't show the reveal until 18.30
Prepare for the rage

>>85021102
>>>/sp/77161832
I asked in /sp/

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What stream are you non-brits using?

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>tfw this tennis match is more exciting and has more drama than any season of Moffat Who

>>85021102
>americans

>>85021102
Yes, that is tennis.

Theoretically a game can last indefinitely.

>>85021054
>Got cucked by Corbyn of all people
lmao

>>85021097
Yeah he's about 5 minutes from winning

>>85021102
it depends whether fed shits the bed or not
could be only like 10 minutes

>>85021102
nobody knows, it's fucking calvinball

>THE REMOTE VILLAGE OF CILIC

FUCKING HELL MAN

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>>85021047
>Federer collapses
>a strange, golden light begins flowing out of his limbs
>the light dims leaving pic related lying on the court
>theme tune plays
>Moffat descends from the heavens with a TARDIS key

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Ofcom employee here lads, we get announcements before-hand in order to pre-empt investigations after we were given oversight from the BBC Trust last year

Pic related is 100% the next doctor, put all your money on it. It's a drastic career change for him but it's serious and completely true.

>>85021110
who gives a fuck the match is gonna go on for the next 2 hours anyway

plus most of /tv/ hates this stupid fucking general

>>85021152
Fake as fuck.

>>85021175
Wow, you don't say

>>85021128
USE

YOUR

EYES

http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

just posted it above

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>>85021128
iPlayer

>>85021153
>2 hours
do you often go around telling lies?

>>85021152
>It's a drastic career change for him
It's really not after all his recent bants

>>85021175
Thank god you were here to point that out.

>>85021100
Thank you based anon

FEDERER IS GON' DO IT

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Ofcom employee here lads, we get announcements before-hand in order to pre-empt investigations after we were given oversight from the BBC Trust last year

Pic related is 100% the next doctor, put all your money on it. It's a drastic career change for him but it's serious and completely true.

>>85021102
m8 it's 2 sets to love, 6-3 6-1, and federer's leading this set 4 games to 3. He needs 2 more games to win the match ya dig?

did he win?

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What did our new doctor mean by this?

>>85021152
why does ed look part-poo?

>>85021175
I wonder what it's like to live life possessed of such intelligence.

Still no reveal? I thought it was supposed to be 2:00 PM GMT?

>>85021054
No. She's tory scum. She doesn't give a fuck about women who aren't Theresa May. False equivalency you little fuck.

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>>85021196
>not posting the original one

>>85021231
Oh fuck off with this meme

>>85021231
>still posting this fake bait

>>85021231
100% true

>>85021231
fake

https://m.oddschecker.com/m/tv/doctor-who/next-doctor

Wtf is going on ?

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Ofcom employee here lads, we get announcements before-hand in order to pre-empt investigations after we were given oversight from the BBC Trust last year

Pic related is 100% the next doctor, put all your money on it. It's a drastic career change for him but it's serious and completely true.

>>85021100
god anon

>>85021102
Federer hasn't even started the hat-trick combo yet. Once he does they can go into reverse scoring phase and depends on who raquettes the most there they will have a decisive advantage in the airstriking phase.

>>85021097
Yup, we're a game or two from the end. Let's hope they air the announcement immediately.

>>85021234
He's jewish

>>85021231
It means that you're on the wrong board, son

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Here's your Doctor for a brand new generation!

"Alright"

go jimmy carr

>>85021211
What extention, can you link it?

>>85021231
Series 11 ratings: <900,000

>>85021241
No, that's when the tennis started.

>>85021241
As soon as Cilic stops thinking he can crawl back

>>85021267
this honestly makes just as much sense as all the other posts trying to explain it

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heads up: they're going to make you watch the award ceremony at the end before the announcement btw

>>85021274
Mommy !

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The doctor is here.

>>85021260
It means some idiots are about to lose a lot of money

>>85021267
I love the airstriking phase. Some people get angry that it can cause a match to drag on for a few hours, but I think it really adds something.

I gotta say, Don't Scare The Hare was better pre-DW watching than fucking tennis.

>>85021278
These bloody daleks look like a bid lin. A lid bin. A bin lid. Yep.

Fucking hell what is Cilic even doing? This is beyond chocking fucking hell

Why is the new tagline "They're coming" instead of "He's coming"?

>>85021297
Oh, right. Thanks!

>>85021287
its literally just called beebs chrome extension

wtf is federer doin

>>85021287
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/beebs-access-bbc-iplayer/opmliiafmgjkgkfadkpomlefdllhajdi

WORKS FOR NON-BRITBONGS

It's 100% a woman and I am ready for suicide. What method would be appropriate lads?

>>85021274
>couldn't very well keep calling myself the doctor, now could i?

>>85021278
I'd watch it.
>Daleks trundle down the hallway, killing people left and right.
>Explosion goes off nearby.
Doctor: I can't be doing with this.
>Gets back into the TARDIS and buggers off.

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>>85021313
>There are people here RIGHT NOW that didn't know this

>>85021330
Some leaker anon said yesterday the Kris and Jodie will be announced as two doctors after a freak regeneration goes wrong.
One of them will turn ou to be the Valeyard, but they won't tell you which one (it's the least popular of the two)

>Thirteenth "Doctor Who" to be announced after the Wimbledon men's final - for a reason

>Fans around the world have been eagerly awaiting the announcement of Doctor Who's Thirteenth "Doctor", which the BBC have decided to announce in a specially pre-recorded clip broadcast after the Wimbledon men's final. We at Bullshit News know exactly why this is - and we alone can you this exclusive reveal...

>A Tennis Racket

>The Thirteenth Doctor is due to be played by a tennis racket named Sam. The casting decision was made by incoming showrunner Chris Chibnall himself, having seen Sam's performance in an earlier match at Wimbledon.

>"I must confess, I never expected such a good performance out of a tennis racket," Chibnall said. "But seeing Sam in action, I couldn't think of a more perfect choice.

>Sam will be replacing Peter Capaldi, who has been playing the Twelfth Doctor since 2013. Asked how he felt about being replaced by a tennis racket, Capaldi replied, "Oh, yeah, it's brilliant. The Doctor can be anyone, after all. I would never have thought of a tennis racket Doctor myself, but I firmly believe that Sam can make it work.

>Sam will play the Thirteenth Doctor in Doctor Who's eleventh and final series, airing in May 2020.

>>85021278
>so, erm...little dalek fella killed a bunch of people
>You're an idiot, Doctor. Play a record.

>>85021325
He bandaged his foot after the first set, he has some problem

>>85021375
ID WATCH THAT

>>85021358
nobody cares, cletus

>>85021375
Fake as fuck

>>85021286
Ah - ah - haaa!

ATTENTION TO ALL AMERICANS
ATTENTION TO ALL AMERICANS
ATTENTION TO ALL AMERICANS

1. Get the Google Chrome extension "Beebs"
2. Google "bbc one iplayer watch live"
3. Enjoy.

Now can we get an end to all the questions about livestreams?

>>85021197
sorry that i'm not knowledgeable enough about the world's gayest sport to know when two tremendous egotistical pampered faggots are gonna be done crying about how much they should be winning by

>>85021358
jumping off a building is objectively the best way

>>85021412
WORKS FOR AUSSIES TOO

Rupert Grint is surging in the betting odds, hold on to your seats.

oh shit they're up to the "new balls" phase of the game!

>>85021380
wtf is this actually real?

IT'S ALMOST DONE GUYS

>>85021358
Silently. Nobody cares, Cletus.

Championship point...

>>85021416
why do americans take pride in their ignorance?

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CONFIRMED JUST NOW !!! THIS IS THE DOCTOR

OH SHIT FEDERER WON

>>85021441
Yes.

Federer is godlike

ITS OVER!!!!!
JODIE COFNIRMED

>>85021416
do you always throw a little tantrum when somebody corrects you?

>>85021375
You're a fucking retard for believeing and making it

cilly :(

>>85021380
Samantha Jones

F E D E R E R

>>85021455
>but daleks are heavier than cybermen

He won. announcement coming real soon lads

It's over lads. Federer wins. LETS GOOOO

>>85021286
You can tell how funny a joke is to Carr by the amount of ha's he does before the haaaaa

Twist: Chris Chibnall walks onto court, and says "I fucking hate Doctor Who" and announces it's cancelled.

JODIE CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT

>>85021358
The most painful option - live yourself to death.

THE SEMEN SLURPING IS OVER

HOW MUCH POST-GAME SHIT IS BBC SPORT GOING TO DO????

>>85021455
>filename

i kek'd

OH FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Jon Lovitz who the fuck could have predicted him.

So wait, one more ball from Federer and he's won, right?

Kris Marshal dubs confirm!

oh shit, time to go full-screen

>>85021485

There's another half hour of pomp and ceremony first

>>85021484
Ai no, but they uh both eh kellogramme

>>85021493
THANK YOU BASED CHINBALL

FINALLY FREE OF THIS HELL

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GO FEDERER

IT'S TIME BOYS

>>85021455
But steel is heavier than feathers

Yes yes, well done Federer, well done Federer.
However..

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It's 1AM and this shit will never be announced

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REMINDER YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE BBC ANALYSIS AND THE AWARD CEREMONY BEFORE THEY ANNOUNCE IT

dubs for jodie.

>>85021521
Dubs for Jodie

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>>85021455

>Hurry up every cunt! Git intae the banana skin triple tardis bucket.

>>85021358
Self immolation. Make sure to get pics too, lad.

Rupert Grint now at 1/33 on oddschecker

>>85021453
>>85021471
>DURR DURR I LIKE STICKING TENNIS RACKETS UP MY EFFEMINATE ASSHOLE

This is you right now.

HOLY SHIT, LOOK! IT"S JODIE

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>listening to /who/ be clueless about tennis

Embarrassing.

>and now we go to the commentary box for over-the-hill twats and former newsround presenters to point out the obvious
>DW announcement will be in 3 hours :^))))))

dubs for tennant

>>85021570
Is that a lot or what?

fucking hell can this shit be over already

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>we now interrupt your sports for some nerd thing you don't follow or care about

Why do the BBC marketing team think this is a good idea?

is that kid the new doctor?

>>85021358

Jump out the tardis, dubs for jodie.

>>85021453
our ignorance gives us our power

>>85021471
gee you bongs sure can't take a meme

maybe you deserve more manchesters

>To present the trophy, the 13th Doctor, Jodie Whittaker
FUCK!

I'm just here for the tears

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BBC is proud to announce NUMBER THIRTEEN

>>85021598
Worked for the bloke from Blue Peter

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Got some inside info might as well reveal it you'll find out in a few minutes anyway

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>>85021572
so which one of these specimens are you?

>>85021555
>kujo

of all the things i expected to see in /who/ this was not one of them

>>85021453
I'm starting to honestly believe they do.

>>85021577
It's not like it's even a hard sport to grasp. Not like it's an ODI.

THEY'RE CALLING CHIBNALL ON STAGE

dubs for all of /who/ simultaneously playing the doctor

>>85021358
Drink bleach my dude

where can I see the doctor reveal? bbc website?

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S O O N ?

holy shit is it finally over?

the're handing out trophies is it OVER?!??

>>85021621
what now?

>>85021637
what stage

damian de mouswaaaaa is the new doctor!

>>85021623
Doggo

>>85021598
FEMALE
E
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E

Also they did it using Gary Lineker at the last World Cup for a trailer.

>>85021652
yes Reggie

>>85021643
BBC One, Find a stream
>>85021349

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>>85021622

>yfw the TARDIS meaterialises on top of Federar and Aoyade jumps out

>>85021623
why didn't you post the one where they put the one guy's face on everyone you fucking dummy

>>85021322
I think the airstriking phase can be beautiful when played right but sadly that's the exception in most matches, if someone windfeints and it goes into negafunnel penalty it becomes a real boring drag.

>>85021664
All the world's a stage.

I forgot they introduce every single fucking member of the Wimbledon board

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>>85021246

>You will soon need to log in to the BBC I player

FUCK

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/pol/ will laugh at us soon.

What do?

>>85021643
They'll announce it on Facebook at the same time.

>>85021657
I forgot his name but he was announced as a companion during the football

>a dalek comes onto the court aiming to exterminate federer, and jodie comes out of the tardis to save him

>>85021245
as opposed to corbyn who doesn't give a fuck about humans.

>>85021623
The wife's son

>>85021710
>I forgot his name but he was announced as a companion during the football
bill?

Guys dont you get it?

The tennis match was to determine the new Doctor, Roger Federer is 13th Doctor, he won that right.

>>85021675
I...kind of want to fuck this? Is that weird?

>>85021499
Dubs confirm.

https://www.oddschecker.com/tv/doctor-who/next-doctor

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK OFF SUE YOU COW

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN GOOD SINCE ALLY McCOIST WAS RAILING YOU DURING A QUESTION OF SPORT.

ENOUGH TENNIS, WHERE IS THE NEW DOCTOR YOU BITCH

So sad. This guy only gets a silver plate and a couple million dollars

>>85021726
Peter Purves

Still got the doubles final to go m8s

>>85021740
>everyone is the doctor
AAAAAAAAA

>In the locker room after the match Cilic sits with his head in his hands, softly sobbing into his towel. A shadow falls on him, he sniffs and looks up.
>"You played good kid. I look forward to meeting you in the finals next year"
>"R-really Roger?"
>"Sure. Catch you next time"
>The Fed turns and walks away. He pauses in the doorway and looks back.
>"Hey kid...catch"
>Roger drops his pants and BRAAAAAAPPPPS in Cilics direction, wafting it towards him with his racket.
>"Heh, I sure do love the smell of success, don't you kid?"
>With a chuckle Federer turns and leaves

>>85021732
yes

>>85021748
It's being announced after the mens finals m8

>>85021740
>Alan Davies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU5mOT57ghM

>>85021756
>there is only THE DOCTOR RACE

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>>85021134
>>85021715
Jeremy Corbyn would make for a good Doctor, desu. Even if you don't like him as a politician he'd make a nice friendly granddad Doctor.

Roger Federer is a GOD

OH GOD THE INTERVIEWS

FUCK OFF

>>85021748
I'd watch Federer as the Doctor with Hingis as his companion.

>everyone panicking now
It won't be for ages dudes

ODDSCHECKER went full retard. Look at that :

https://www.oddschecker.com/tv/doctor-who/next-doctor

>Tfw David Tennant somehow returns as the doctor

Dubs for a Cilic Doctor

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>>85021740
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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They announced Radcliffe!

>>85021790
>Stephen Fry
>Miranda Hart

EXTREMLEY GONCERNED

>>85021772
I DID MY BEST AND USED MY BEST CONFIDENCE BUT I GUESS IT JUST WASN'T ENOUGH OH WELL BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME ;^)

I'm getting anal gape.

>>85021771
best ever

>>85021773
>Hingis
is she related to Handles?

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>final finished way early than scheduled

someone help me navigate this bbc website i dont speak bong

A hero? Cillic next Doctor

>>85021715
wut

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nintchdbpict000331761746.jpg?strip=all&w=960&quality=100

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2017/04/20/17/corbyn-hug.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/06/15/TELEMMGLPICT000132011593_1-large_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq8M9DfW3--bPajd6mUcMQ8I41QkCEFE8wPH-jN8U2d0Q.jpeg

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/4536cde2cf324e9c8c5072ddf00b979e/london-uk-13th-june-2016-jeremy-corbyn-hugs-edwin-sesange-director-g3mkj1.jpg

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/640/cpsprodpb/1248/production/_85508640_85508540.jpg

https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2016/08/23/11/corbynhug.jpg

>>85021771
>19 slams
>8 Wimbledon titles
>2 sets of twins with a third set rumoured to be on the way
GOAT on and off the court. Up next a successful political career, culminating in him becoming a federal council member.

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>>85021799
le about to fly man

Reminder that BBC iplayer and all streams have a 30 second delay

Reminder only ethnically superior and well-hung britbongs with terrestrial TV will find out first

>>85021808
>>85021808
>>85021808

>>85021808
>>85021808
>>85021808

MIGRATE

>>85021768
New cloister bell?

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I CAN'T STAND THIS FUCKING HEAT AND TENSION

>>85021799
>sorcerer's stone
FOY

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IT'S DAVID HAREWOOD

>>85021810
Tennis player of a generation. He might drop in rank now and then, or not win every year, but nobody has been as consistent of a player fo such a long time.

>>85021830
he ate a Pringle that was offered to him

I can respect a man who takes a Pringle

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>>85021770
>alien race tries enslaving or killing humans
>respect their culture and integrate with them
>everyone dies

AND NOW
THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

>>85021838
>cats makes the thread early two times in a row

>>85021838
Wtf cats

>>85021792
I am honestly expecting this and I would drop the show instantly if that happens.
I wasn't that big a fan of him to begin with, and his fanbase is awful, but mostly because of how bullshit it would be and fanservice to the worst fans.

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>>85021770

>>85021821
>AND NOW SIX HOURS OF SUE BARKER TALKING TO TIM HENMAN (REMEMBER HIM) ABOUT HOW ANDY MURRAY CAN DO IT NEXT YEAR

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Press F to pay respects

>>85021832
Why do alphas like him always have twins? Is their cum just that high quality?

>never going to pay for TV license
>use my dad's postcode to log in to iPlayer
lol eat shit BBC

>>85021890
no

>>85021278
Is it bad that I really kind of want this, but with Grevais and Merchant as his companions?

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Next Docta

>>85021623
everyone is so fat.. except for the cutie..
how can they be so fat?????

>>85021855
>>alien race tries enslaving or killing humans
>>respect their culture and integrate with them
Isn't that what the Doctor does all the fucking time?

>>85021861
>his fanbase is awful
Huh? Because of some shitty tumblr gifs? You're being a weirdo lad.

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>>85021770
He'd make a good Master here is the real Doctor

Is it over ?!

>>85021908
A mixture of him having god tier potency, and choosing a great mother to his children, who also has great genetics of her own.

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>>85021830
He welcomes the outsider and underdog, he would try to understand the daleks while they kill you
See: Hamas/IRA

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Based Doctor when?

>>85021830
giving people a hug doesn't mean he cares, only that he wants to look like he's caring.

Look at the way he addresses any body asking him questions, the look of disdain on his face says it all. He's a very deceitful man.

>DR WHO ED MILLIBAND
DR WHO ED MILLIBAND
>DR WHO ED MILLIBAND
DR WHO ED MILLIBAND
>DR WHO ED MILLIBAND
DR WHO ED MILLIBAND
>DR WHO ED MILLIBAND
DR WHO ED MILLIBAND

>>85021973

PLEASE

>>85021890
S

So the game is over right ?

IT'S A COMING RIGHT ?

THE DOCTOR WILL HAVE A HIJAB

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I just want a qt doctor with pretty feet and history of playing in Broadchurch

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next docta

It's gonna be Kris Marshall and they've successfully misdirected us just watch it.

>>85022106
ARTHUR DARVILL IS THE NEW DOCTOR!

>>85022198
Nah he's a Time Master now, not a Time Lord. Completely different stuff.

>>85021770

Doesnt Capaldi want to play him in a TV biopic?

>stream cuts out and ends before announcement

>>85021623
>even the dog is fat

>>85022067
AND GAY

>https://www.oddschecker.com/tv/doctor-who/next-doctor
kris marshall confirmed!

>one foot seen stepping out of TARDIS
>cuts to breaking news because N Korea nuked a random country

>>85021969
>Hamas are the bad guys
Nice (((meme))).

>>85022371
You mean
>>North korea nuked the new Doctor because Kimg-Jomg-Un knew it before announcement because of Illuminati leaks and he didn't like the choice.

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WE

>There's not much the doctor can do

where the fuck is everybody?

>>85022768
>>85022714

CLETUSES BTFO HOLY SHIT