The Force Penguins are real

What is this from? I'm seeing it being posted all over /tv/.

They must be powerful.

>>85019988
Just wait until you find about the anti force lizards

>>85019988
>we want our own star wars universe minions
>we're in the money

>>85019988
What about them?
In a galaxy far, far away I would imagine all kinds of fascinating creatures.

>>85020051
Don't remind me of how good we had it:
Mara Jade
Talon Karrde
Z-95 Headhunters
Rukh
Joruus C'baoth
Hot Chocolate
Ysalmiiri
Lady Vader
Cloaked spacetroopers

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Awwwwwww

They look great imo. Shame about the sloth probably being real too though. That's gonna fucking suck.

>>85020309
>>85020366
WHAT IS THIS FROM? SOURCE?

>>85020387
YouTube

New behind-the-scenes vide-

>>85020366
Lurk more nigga

>>85020387
My Neighbor Tatortot

>>85019988

It's cute but it's just so obviously designed to be merchandise it hurts.

>>85021660
You don't even know what lurk moar means

>>85021766
>>>/r/4chan
NI(B)(B)A

>>85019988
God damn the leaks are real.

It will be shittier than we tough kek

>>85019988
People want dark, edgy, ESB esque Star Wars. Biggest complaint from the prequels is all the kids stuff.

And we get...kids stuff.

>>85020019
For you

>>85022054
They're literally Minions

>>85022054
That's not why people are complaining. The existence of the penguins confirms something far dumber.

>>85022100
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>85019988

>>85013965
>>85013965
>>85013965
>>85013965
>>85013965

>>85019988
This actually makes me happy. I want more cheesy stuff in my sci-fi aimed at children.

>>85022164
what does it confirm?

>>85022462
Anakin is a giant evil sloth on the force island whom Rey needs to kill.

She also becomes God of the Force and can basically warp reality with it

>>85022462
It's true. All of it, the force tree, the sloth etc

Lmao looks like a syfy movie

>>85022054
MOvies are targeted to Millenials now. THey are the snowflake gen. Only cute and cuddlely shit allowed. You are only allowed to harm white straight men too.

I'm seriously going to be done with Star Wars if the fucking tree and the Anakin sloth turn out to be true. TFA already made him dislike the franchise but this would be the final nail in the coffin.

>>85022658
nibba you better be joking

>>85019988
Did the leaks have force penguins on them?

>kids already bought bb8 toys, what can we sell next?
>kids love minions, why don't we make something like that?

>>85023344
>made him
Are you talking about yourself, you schizo?

>>85019988
>I just...I can't

>>>Tumblr

>Rey, go on without me, I have to stay here in Scotland... If I left the midipenguian count would simply be too low for an old man like me.

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>>85019988
APOLOGIZE

>>85028374
you were never a good animator

>>85020283
>hot chocolate
why not darth maul's beach party

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>>85020387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk

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Deepest lore

>>85023344
>anakin sloth
give me the rundown on this

>>85022658
>>85026284

Anakin is just pretending to be an evil sloth to help Luke with Rey's training. Rest is accurate.

>>85023233
>durr Rogue One is tooooo dark it le sucks
>hurr le Star Wars is for le millennial kids le cute

>>85032238
>Rogue One is too dark
no one ever said this

The Anakin sloth is real, you could see Daisy jumping in the water to fight it in the new trailer. Kektastic.

>>85019988
My uncle is bob iger, he said the movie is complete ass but retards will still enjoy it and eat it up, also the next trilogy(10,11,12) is planned to start filming 2023

Can someone give me a rundown on the latest on the plot leaks? Haven't been paying attention.

>>85031762
>carrie fisher talking about spirituality

So I guess the female audience is there but the very small children did not like star wars as much as Disney wanted them to.

>>85032542
The Force is a tree. Snoke is the dark side, who's been living continuously since the beginning of time, Rey is the light side who has been constantly dying and being reborn. Anakin has reincarnated as a giant evil sloth and Rey has to fight him with the help of Luke's penguin buddies who naturally increase and focus the Force powers of anyone they're around

>>85032542
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252
The leaks were all in a thread about a month ago. You can find it here.

>>85026728
Yep

>>85032629
oh.
I now wish I hadn't asked.

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>>85032306
It was filmed too dark with bland, monochromatic schemes. I literally couldn't see the first half of the film because the lighting was so bad. I haven't seen lighting this bad and diffused since A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

>>85032629
So George Lucas is writing star wars again?

>>85020051
The Ysalmiiri were ok

>>85026284
I wish but not, all the shit was leaked months ago here

>>85032647
>OP's pic is of Chinese food
>George Lucas keeps getting photographed eating the same exact Chinese food

Lucas you sneaky little backstabbing fuck.

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>>85032575
Girls don't buy toys only dolls

>>85032852
Oh so this is not for the very small children this is to sell dolls to girls

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APOLOGIZE

>>85032874
A girl would prefer a cute penguin than Rey.

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>>85032852
Holy shit. What kind of fuckery is this?!!

>>85032647
Wow, that OP was such a dumb newfag holy shit. Summer really is here.

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>>85032977

I'm back guys

>>85033044
do we see a penguin do a poo?

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>>85033044

>>85033068
>>85033114
There is going to be a masturbation scene with Rey, but it's okay because we extended the PG-13 rating.

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A Sloth Lord?

>>85032793
Is he...
Dare I even say it.....
/OURGUY/!?!?!

>>85020051

Jedi could manipulate their power level just like Goku could and hide themselves from the force. Makes sense a lizard can too? Granted it's all EU so whatever

Stop complaining about kid's stuff in movies made for kids.

>>85032900
It's still not as bad as the prequels. Also the last movie he made was Red Tails. If anything he should be apologizing to humanity forever.

>>85032306
>no one ever said this

RLM did.

>>85022002
I can see the force sloth and zootropolis sloth hanging out tumble drawings already. The joke is that they are slow.

>>85033044
Hello George. How are your nigger wife and dyke daughter doing?

I just wanted to confirm Reylo. It's happening.

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>>85032510

Kylo is going to force rape Rey again. And he is trying to do it in the old fashion too.

You guys shouldn't go see the new Star Wars movie, it was made by white slavers. Also they cut out all the scenes with goongas someone who wasn't me suggested they put in.

>>85032629
And people shit on Midichlorians.

Who fucking wrote this trash?

The Porgs will all join together and form a Super Sayan Porg-former. They are going to be a giant cute Porg which will fly in space and kill Snoke.

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>>85033523
>>85033637
>>85033648
>>85033726

>>85033709
It's not trash. You are trash.

>>85032674
They Rey stuff retcons the prophecy. It's not Anakin anymore.

>>85033783
Hahahaha

Now,apologize.

>>85033377
Based Star Wars 77's poster

>>85020012
i dont know but these spamming idiots are pretending it's anakin in the next star wars and jerking off to idea they've fooled everyone (?)... i guess

>>85019988
It looks to be the best one. I really like it.

>>85033860
I'm not pretending,Anakin is gonna rape Rey as a Force Sloth and the little Porgs are going to rape her too and Luke,Chewie,R2-D2.

>>85033948

It's true. All of it.

I tried to make something new and original for Star Wars and everyone is angry! Why? Did you want Empire Strikes Back 2.0? It's a great story!
A fresh and new take on Star Wars!

>>85033810
I'm not going to watch it if it turns out that Anakin was the chosen one, and then reincarnated as Rey, who is the new chosen one

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I wonder why we haven't seen any ewoks yet

someone post the leaked text

>>85034035
Anakin failed! He didn't kill Snoke! That's why he reincarnated!

>>85034058
extinct

>>85034058
I hate them. That's why I made the Porgs,they are cute and usefull.

>mfw it's Legend of Korra but worse

There is going to be a scene were Thanos shows up and attacks Snoke with Optimus Primes and

>>85034159
what does porg music sound like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEi9WB18vwE

>>85034203
The Ultra Mega Sayan Porg!

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>>85023233
>muh based grimdark
>crawling in my skin xD
Just when you thought Gen Z newfriends couldn't sink any lower.

>>85034210
It sounds like a Whale has sex with Dumbo and Mary Poppins.

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>>85020119
I think it's the fact that these creatures are supposedly responsible for the Force itself. It's oddly underwhelming and more than a little silly. Imagine if you saw the face of God only to realize He looked exactly like BonziBuddy

>>85034346
They are just a bridge(Jeff) for the force itself. The midiclhorian shit is no more canon.

Where's the full leak again?

The Porgs can multiply and combine to become a powerfull giant light shift.

>>85034035
As Anakins ghost is there with Rey I think it will be more of Qui-gon fucked up thinking Anakin was the chosen one.

>>85034402
The midichlorians didn't cause the force, though. They were just attracted to people with a strong connection.

This cutesy penguin shit is way worse.

>>85034462
I just leaked it:
The movie starts with the TFA ending,Rey tells Luke that he needs to train her and rise the Grey Jedi order he tells her that fist sex and then training...etc. She is Anakin so he has sex with his father...

>>85034058
Ewoks are recuperation pets for injured rebels according to tfa writers twitter.

>>85034576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAjj3HNjCTY

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>>85034462

Ewoks were killed by Kylo,they didn't want to give him his grandfather mask....

>>85034346
>I think it's the fact that these creatures are supposedly responsible for the Force itself.
That's a rumor someone pulled out of their ass. Porgs are just cute friendly sentient birds who live on Ahch-To. They're like Jawas or Ewoks. There isn't any special lore about them.

>>85034717
No,it's true all of it!!! Jar Jar is The Last Jedi!!!

>>85034576
It's just like my Laotian sex comics.

>>85034771
Yes! J.J. is the key!!!

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>>85034482
reminds me of dorats

>>85034791
O-o

>>85034849
>that cringey fan art
Terrible origin for Ghidora.

All The Last Jedi spoilers were fake. Were sorry that you were tricked by this joke.

>>85034849
>dorats
Man the Heisei series was really retarded despite trying to be "realistic."

Just to be known,I didn't write this movie. It was Kathleen Kennedy.

>>85031762
Wait what Benicio Del Toro is in this?

>>85035358
Yes. He is Kannan Jarus

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>>85019988
>That image

>>85034058
Who dis

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>>85035993
Olivia Wilde

>>85036152
How does a woman's jaws exceed the width of her forehead? Is trap?

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>>85036245

>>85020283
>Luuuke Skywalker

>>85034346
>Imagine if you saw the face of God only to realize He looked exactly like
BonziBuddy
I don't think I would want to exist in a reality where Bonzi Buddy killed God and took his place

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>>85036152
Like how she act in "Meadowland", "Drinking Buddies", & "Third Person"

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>>85034346
>Imagine if you saw the face of God only to realize He looked exactly like BonziBuddy
He does though.

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>>85033187

GOTTA SELL SOME PLUSHIES

>>85035358
Yep. His character is called DJ.

So nerds will finally realize this has always been a franchise for children?

cant we just let this series die already why does everything always have to be overdone and ruined

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>>85020283
>we'll never see the Mon Calamaris getting buttfucked by giant black dildos

>>85020387
New hit series from Japan called

Merchy the Merch: Children, your magical quest is to buy them all!

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>>85041384
damn man, you just gave me memories of Rogue Squadron for the n64. Good times.

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>>85041857

>>85032900
Oh yeah George never made shitty, cute characters to pander to children like Ewoks or Jar Jar. George only made really mature characters like Dexter Jettster

>>85019988
what is ths movie?

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>>85041987
fuck you kathleen, don't you have any yes man to peg

Everyone send apologies to George right the fuck now.

>I was warned.
>I was warned numerous times.
>I ignored the warnings

I dont know why I expect good things out of this shit anymore....

Is this an animatronic?
>>85020012
It's from the Making Of video from IMDB I think.

>>85021749
>implying SW hasn't been a merchandising machine from the start

>>85041916
I love the fucking Buick.

>>85042132
Eat shit George, don't you have another franchise to ruin? You've gotten 2 so far, what's next?

>>85019988

Wow, I can't believe how cute that design is. I want to purchase movie related items such as plushies and figures already. If it makes a cute sound I will share videos and gifs to Facebook for my geek friends!

>>85042455
This but unironically. I really really want one of these plushies. If it makes a cute sound too I'm dead. This is stronger than myself. Curse you Disney. Curse you.

>>85032571
Cocaine was very sacred to her.

>>85042547
So she was a Khajiit?

>>85019988
Wait so, are the prequels officially retconned?

How can it be Penguins and Midiclorians?

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Reminder: Star Wars is for children. Man-babies.

>>85022658
sounds pretty based when does she turn to the dark side and kylo helps bring her back?

>>85042661
Clearly the midiclorians are the larval forms of the penguins.

>>85033306
>It's still not as bad as the prequels.
But would they be as bad as the prequels if they had to try something new?

>>85042711
Spoiler?

>>85032852
I dont think Rey was really popular with anyone was she? She was just sort of there.

Its what happens when you have a character who has no defining attributes other than "I'm gud at stuf"

>>85044627
It is a joke, goddamn i hate tv sometimes

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>>85028374
>"Strangle Otaku
>Can't let those dirty weebs breathe
>I sleep soundly then"
-Hideo "Gas the Weebs" Miyazaki

>>85020283
>Z-95
Based shitboxes.

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>>85019988
don't feed them the after midnight

>>85034687
If this happens will the reyfags admit that she is a mary sue.

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>>85046949
>thinking they won't just continue defending her anyway
Not likely. I can actually see them trying to use the fact that she is basically a reincarnated light-side god to defend and justify her abilities.

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>>85034346
>Imagine if you saw the face of God only to realize He looked exactly like BonziBuddy

>>85041987
Suck shit. At least they belonged in the universe.

>>85046949
that would be sexist, you fucking pig

>>85028374
Apologize to a subpar director, horrible father and known pedophile?

>>85032690
I really don't understand why people hate them so much. It's a big, wide galaxy full of unknown wonders. Is it such a stretch that not all lifeforms react to the Force in the same way?

>>85032673
Dude you went to a shit theater or you're going blind.

>>85020309

Oh God this is gonna be fucking annoying in the theater isn't it. Too bad even the matinees for this film are probably gonna be sold out for weeks.

>>85020366

What sloth?

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>FORCE TREE
>FORCE PENGUIN
>FORCE SLOTH
What's next?
Force shrubs?