Stannis The Mannis

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>>85019633
Here, have a webm loyal bannerman.

WHAT STANNIS SHOULD HAVE DONE TO GAIN THE THRONE (IN THE SHOW):

>recieve Ned Stark's letter
>realize its claims are based only on a rumour, confirmed by a lying woman that probably lied to the most naive guy in the kingdom, and a book
>dismiss the letter, proclaim yourself loyal to the throne
>return to court
>Tywin uses you as a ally against your rebel brother and the Northerners
>impregnant Melisandre
>use her ghost baby to kill Joffrey while you are away destroying the Tyrell fleet, or whatever
>tommen becomes king
>you are still loyal
>get rid of Littlefinger, who will probably poisoN Tommen and let you have the blame
>get rid of Varys, who will attack you for trusting in magic
>get rid of Tyrion, who will discover your plot
>get rid of Tommen
>you become King by lawful means
>marry your daughter to Robb so we can get peace

Stannis was an idiot and deserved what happened to him

>>85020632
In the books was easier:

>You get two killer ghosts
>use them to kill Joffrey and Tommen
>you are the king now

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>>85020721

>>85020746
Reminder that Jorah will kill the dragon bitch and become 1000th commander of the watch later

someone post the webm of ramsay saaying episode 3 and still no stannis, pls?

>>85020911
Worst meme