>tfw this was better than Alien Covenant

they got the names wrong?

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>>85019419
Yeah this triggered me back when it turned up on reddit in /r/midlyinfuriating or something like that.

>>85019305
Reynolds gave his blessings for this movie, it cannot fail

>>85019500
fuck off back to le ddit

>>85019419
it's always done like that, check any poster. would love to know why is it considered a movie poster faux pas to combine the right actor with the right name

>>85019419
written names are always ordered, left to right, by billing

faces are always positioned closest to the center according to billing

>>85019305
>hey we discovered life!
>wow this one cell just got a million times bigger overnight
>let me pet it. so cute
>fuck multiple levels of quarantine LMAO
>look this guy is just AEAAEGRGJARRAJGRJGEAJGR
>wow this guy just got killed in there by an alien that quintupled in size in front of our eyes
>open the door, I'm going in there

>>85021552
>lets go out to a brand new world without even wearing a helmet or mask of any kind
>lets bring back the guy whos spitting out blood from getting infected to the ship so everyone else can get infected
>lets bring a ship that has 20k people inside a danger zone instead of waiting till the storm passes
>lets not even check if the robot that came back is the same one and not the evil one that looks exactly like him

fuck alien! the crew did too many shit stupid dumb mistakes for the sake of the plot

at least alien was realistic and scary and actually good

>>85022229
>using exclamation points
Nigga how new are you to the internet in general?

>>85023277
>not trying to bring back exclamation points
They've belonged to over-excited Redditors for too long.

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>>85019305
Both had shitty edgy endings