Imagine having a female doppelganger 9" taller than you.

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>>85015023
graves had a better voice than danzig

IMAGINE BEING ARNOLD

>>85015085
I'd take Manlet Danzig over gyrating Jaime Lee Curtis

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TEENAGERS FROM MARS
NO WE DON'T CARE

>>85015057
maybe, but those songs weren't as good.

THE MAGGOTS IN THE EYE OF LOVE WON'T COPULATE

>>85015023
'10 - '3 = 9
Great maths anon!

>doppelganger
>they look nothing alike

Pick one and only one.

>>85015023
I'm not a manlet (5'7 thank god) but I fucking hate people who pick on people with a size disadvantage

>>85015861
i have bad news for you

>>85015861
bet you thought this post was funnier in your head

>>85015641
You're one of them simple fellas aren't ya?

>>85015523
he sung danzigs songs better though

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>>85015641
>He doesn't know how many inches are in a foot
Sad.

>>85015748
Pic related

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