Darth Sloth CONFIRMED

Darth Tree

Jesus Christ, what the fuck :/ ...

Just nuke LA already

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>>85013965
APOLOGIZE

>>85014133
I'm sorry George, they knew not what they had forsaken :'(

>>85014133

S-sorry...

i see they're on to copying return of the jedi now

>>85014133
go to hell George
you're a fucking piece of shit

Guys, I think they created those things just to sell merchandise.

>>85015177
Checking thosee Star Wars dubs

>>85015269
You just described all of Star Wars

>>85014133
It's still george's fault.
If he hadn't made the prequels so fucking terrible, he would have made the ST on his own.

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guaranteed

>>85015269
*gasp* Disney would never sink to such levels, sir.

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>>85013965
wtf I love starwars now

>>85013965
It's gonna be kino. Info about the plot?

>>85014133
fuck you George. You sold it. Got nothing to say to you.

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>>85015602
>prequels
>terrible

Get out

Episode I is absolute kinographie

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>>85014092
It's Jedi Tree you stupid fuck.

>>85018632
Also known as Chakra Tree

>>85014133
I'm sorry Disney and Kathleen Kennedy blackmailed you. Pls come back.

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>>85018543
fuck off, /co/

>>85018940
> Order 66 and I hate you *spit* aren't Kinopraphy

I can accept people not seeing value in AOTC and TPM aside from TPMs use of film instead of digital but you are decidedly going too far.

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>>85013965

....... it's been confirmed for ages now... where have you been?

>>85019107
You're going too far in your contrarianism.
Yes, Disney films are shit, nobody will dispute that, but those scenes are still shit because the films never earned them.
That said, I can understand if someone watched the cartoon series and was using that as the emotional buildup.

Oh hey, it's a marketable little critter they can make happy meal toys out of.

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>>85013965
So I've done some digging guys. Fucking octophant CONFIRMED

It looks so cute, I wanna buy all the merchandise
;__;

>>85019124
How are they doing Anakin? Haydens comeback or Matt Lanter (The Clone Wars) voice-only?

Kind of pisses me off that Kylo Ren finding the island with some guards is like the first scene that was confirmed and is the climax fight.

>>85018632
this isnt canon. no way there is a tree that talks and has jedi power. fucking dumb

it looked WAY better in the concept art drawins. Still I don't see anything really wrong with these penguins. I hated TFA and Rogue One but I don't think absolutely everything about TLJ will suck. I'm guessing everything will be shit except for these penguins.

>>85018883
>Blackmailed

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this is what happened. Why would a billionaire passionate about independent filmmaking sell his baby to fucking DISNEY of all companies, for money he didn't even need?

>>85019475
They love to remove stuff from canon just to add it again in some new movie under a different name.

>>85019475
It was canon for twenty years and Disney regulary steals old ideas for their shit.
Ood Bnar is a Neti, a sentient plant thingy. He looked more like a regular alien before becoming a tree.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Neti

>>85019124
Kek Disney is so dumb...basically lifting the Emperor's spirit changing bodies after his death to match Snoke's origins...why didn't they just have Palpatine do this for the sequels? Give him an able bodied clone to wreck people with.

Why do you guys hate these penguins? I mean sure, The Last Jedi will be shit. But what exactly is wrong with the penguins? They look alright and Star Wars has always been about selling merchandise anyway.
Do you just want all the movies to be "tough like the terminator" like George said they shouldn't be?

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>>85019585
They confirm the existence of Darth Sloth.

>>85019645
Oh right. I keep forgetting about that

Is the sloth thing a meme? It obviously looks like a penguin with a seal head.

>>85019836
Those aren't the sloths. The sloth is a different character that appears in the same leaks that said these penguins were real. Now we see the penguins are real so the sloth might be too. The sloth is allegedly Anakin being evil in the form of a sloth.

>>85019585
Tooka Cats, Force Birds/Owls, Force Penguins. They are overdoing it.

A thing that I noticed with current Star Wars media is that many things feel like they are worked out of the same idea. For example the books Aftermath and the Comic Miniseries Shattered Empire involve a group of OC rebels on some missions with the family ties of these OCs being the cause for most of the drama/plot while references are made in both works to the Imperial Security Bureau (ISB) and their experiments and in both works the rebels are sometimes on missions with Han and Leia (Luke for some reason disappeared shortly after ROTJ and then disappeared AGAIN after Kylo wrecked his academy). Both begin during ROTJs Battle of Endor and the year after the Emperors Death.
It's like they are so frightened of using too many old ideas for separate works, as too have no ideas left over in a couple of years so they rather recycle the same old idea a couple of times in different mediums in hope that the people that read comics only read comics or are too stupid to notice the narratives similarities.
Basically, only the movies are made with any care at all and Disney chose to make the side stuff worthless by wanting everything to be canon. Had they kept the old rule of "If a movie contradicts an old book or comic then suck it up, faggot" they would have an infinitely higher quality.

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>>85019124
>Force ghosts can be destroyed

So Smoke is Reys brother and the tree kids is true, all of it?

>>85019475
There is a Disney comic where Luke and Poe's mother steal the last branch of the only force tree from Sheev. It gets split in two, Luke takes one and Poe's mother the other. Poe's mother plants it outside her house and Poe's plays under it as he grew up, giving him force sensitivity.

If the Disney comics are canon, then so are force trees.

>>85021232
WTF so Poe is force sensitive? That's so stupid. I guess they used that to explain why Kylo couldn't interrogate him.
I was reading the Poe comics and he never uses the force though.

>>85020513
But only by Rey, as she can alter reality like a Scarlet Witch ripoff.

>>85019124
Kino

>>85021400
Oh he never uses the force, but he is sensitive to it. It is why he is the best pilot ever and can hit a Stormtrooper in his Xwing from the sky, in the middle of a dogfight, without hurting his husbando right in front of him.

I kinda like how the force is portrayed in these leaks.

I agree that Rey is OP as fuck but I like how it's literally this binding force that resides over the universe. It's exactly as obi-wan explained it but the way that Rey is so powerful sorta trivializes it.

I'm conflicted overall but it's a cool direction.

>>85019124
Why is that monster thing fighting the porgs the ghost of Anakin?

Is there anything or anyone in this whole nu-universe that is NOT force sensitive?

>>85022622

Finn?

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>manbabbies mad as fuck there are cute animals in their kid's movies

>>85014133
All kidding aside, with all the autistic shit he had to put up with after the prequels came out he deserves peace and quiet.

>>85022622
The way they apply force sensitivity it is basically a religion instead of a state of being or bility. I bet that ties into the jews pretending like you can convert to their religion willy-nilly.

>>85019235
t. reddit

>>85019124
Wait, By Ben, The leak means Ben Kenobi?
Obi-Wan?
What the fuck, isn't he long dead? Is he a force ghost? What the FUCK am I reading?

>>85015602
5>4>6=3=RO>1>7>2

>>85022985
trying too hard, /co/.

>>85014133
i... i'm sorry george... i.... i just wanted you to do something more like the originals.... i ... please buy the rights back

>>85022622
The guy who moved out of the way so Obi could speak to Chewie in the cantina, yep he's force sensitive.

>>85022798
Oh right... I still have my doubts about him though.
>>85022970
I'm not sure about that, have they shown people "convert" and then start to use the force? I mean yeah it can be that accidentally discovering they can use the force is their idea of "suddenly discovering Judaism is the true religion". Either way yeah, they are probably trying to distance themselves from the whole midichlorians thing.

>>85023124
t. reddit

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>>85023229
Is that really the best you can do, /co/?

>>85023052
5>1>6>4>3>2>[power gap]>RO>TFA

>>85022798
Black twitter was so mad over the bait and switch with Finn not being a Jedi.

>>85023046
Have you even watched Star Wars? Of course Ben is a force ghost.

>>85023371
This whole Ben Solo / Ben Kenobi thing is confusing.

>>85023202
>I'm not sure about that, have they shown people "convert" and then start to use the force?

The Rogue One monk is basically a force user, in the EU more people like that guy exist.

>>85014133
couldn't even approve of a puppet that looked like the original

>>85023474
Oh you are right, I forgot about that guy. I keep forgetting about everything about these new movies.

>>85019124
>Biodiversity doing its work is bad

So what, killing polar bears because they eat seals is supposed to be morally wrong?

I know it's a detail but what the fuck

>>85022155
You're why we're getting shitty Star Wars right now. Fuck you.

>>85013965
What are those cute creatures?

>>85023046
No, he is talking about Ben Solo (Kyle Ren)

>>85023907
That's Snoke

>>85025081
But Smoke is Gold member.

Can someone explain the Darth Sloth thing?
Anakin's soul is in a river sloth?

>>85014133
ごめんなさい!

>>85015269
No way

>>85025421
Anakins ghost is a Transformer that takes the form of a sloth that eats force penguins as a test for Rey. Once she beats it he transforms back and rolls out.

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>>85027275
>Tfw Optimus Prime cameo

>>85027381
Nothing could be worse than the Guardians ship cameo in Rogue One.

>>85027448
wait... WHAT? When did that happen? Fucking Disney, are they really crossing over their universes?

can someone link me to the "sloth" leak?

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>the force tree
>the sloth
>the force goddess
>its true
>all of it

how the fuck can you be a fan of this shit after seeing this, or will you literally tolerate ANYTHING they shove down your throat.

>>85028484
>the force goddess
Who's the force goddess? Rey? Or the force itself?

>>85028547
Rey

>>85027448
>Guardians ship cameo in Rogue One
As in Guardians of the Galaxy?
I missed that, was the ship among the massive orgy of CGI abominations fighting at the end?

>>85027275
Is that in the original canon?

>>85028333
It's the 13th post in this thread. The leaks are a few more down. It's bad, 6 year old playing with dolls imagination type bad.

>>85028650
A force tree is in the Jedi temple according to George, but the rest is all Disney bullshit.

>>85018543
You get out, shit-taste faggot

>>85019503
Why do people with autism do anything?
Why did he make the prequels so terrible to begin with?

>>85029578
He was rushed. The sets were already being built before he even finished writing. If he did a few revisions and wasn't surrounded by yes men it would have ended much better.

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>>85014133
Sorry Lucas

>>85023270
5>1>4>3>6>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RO>TFA

>>85029705
what went wrong?

>>85030181
I'm okay with this, you have fine taste

>>85029477
Based Star Wars dubs poster

>>85030181
That's my exact order, except I do think Rogue One is a little better than that, so I would do it more like this:

5>1>4>3>6>2>>>>>>>RO>>>>>>>>TFA

>>85030673
Split RO between first and second half, it's easier to rank it that way. What's your take on the cg film? It's bad but where does it fit?

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>>85013965
This is outrageous. It's unfair.

someone post spoilers involving darth sloth

>>85015602
>i take everything reddit says seriously
reminder that 3>1>4>6>5>2>RO>Christmas Special>7

>putting I before IV

III > V > IV > I > VI > II > VIII > IX > VII > RO > notwatchinghansololmao

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>>85032152
>I take anything /co/ says seriously

>>85032423
praising IV so much is the sign of a reddittor

5 > 4 >>>> RO > 3 > 6 > TFA >>> 2 > 1

Come at me

>>85030181
6>TFA>TLJ>5>RO>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>3>1>2

>>85033196
wtf how can you put episode 1 last, it has the fucking pod race ¬¬"

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>there are "people" on this board that think Disney's Star Wars is anything more than a soulless, sexless and disingenuous cashgrab with none of the visual invention or good soundtrack of the rest of the franchise and if it didn't have the brand name would be mediocre flop films that would be universally hated

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>>85033254
2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all else

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>>85019124
oh god what have they done?

>>85033196
This would be mine, too.

>>85021753
>It is why he is the best pilot ever and can hit a Stormtrooper in his Xwing from the sky, in the middle of a dogfight, without hurting his husbando right in front of him.

I would've thought that would be sci-fi computers but I guess we'd better make up a magical tree that gives people super senses instead of actually thinking

>force trees
Oh god

>>85021400
But Kylo COULD interrogate him. Easily, in fact. He just didn't at first. The droid torture did nothing but Kylo got the info out of Poe's head in like 5 seconds when he finally decided to do it himself.

>>85021232
>and Poe's plays under it as he grew up, giving him force sensitivity.
yeah, that's how it works

I distinctly remember absorbing our backyard's apple tree powers

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>>85038951
THEY'RE PUTTING MIDICHLORIANS IN OUR KIDS AND TURNING THEM GAY!

>>85018543
This. TPM is my fav prequel

>>85019459
He claimed Hayden

>>85013965
judge him by his size do you?

>>85014133
I'm not gonna apologize. I knew all this would happen before Force Awakens even came out.