/got/ General

>>85013774
you all suck

>>85013774
>that look on her face
She's just as bored as I am watching this shit show unfold.

>>85013774
>Sophie Turner nude(but can't see tits
so what's nude about her?
We see her back? or, we see Sophie's face in an undressing scene? that'sfuckingnothing.jpg

>>85013774

The only confirmed nudity is episode 2 where Grey Worm and Messandei finally fuck and by fuck, I mean he eats her out because no penis.

>>85013832
nah, she just can't act. They probably told her to act surprised at first, then exhilarated, but she didn't know how to do that. Same reason she looks like an autistic monkey everytime she makes a speech.

Reminder that Game of Thrones is reddit core.

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why was Ned such a fucking pussy who agreed to kill Lady without even putting up a fight even though bobby barely gave a shit?
also reminder that Lady did nothing wrong

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Is there any other character who got less screen time, and more speculation than this bitch?

How this literally who gets talked about so much, is mind boggling.

kek Melisandre will hop on Daenerys as TPTWP train. It's the Dany show now.

>>85013774
D&D are hinting at sophie.

>>85013907
melly's cleavage last season was off the hook

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H E A R M E R O A R

When does this shitshow air, yuro time?

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Ironborn are objectively the best culture in Westeros.

1. They've been butt blasting every other house since the war started.

2. They keep roasties as slaves

3. Best mascot by far

4. Aren't controlled by the (((Iron Bank))) like greenlanders

5. Pure First Man bloodline

5.

not only can emilia not act, but now she's fat as well

>>85014051

9PM eastern time - 2AM on Sky Atlantic. It broadcasts the same time as the US regardless of the time difference.

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Coolest house words?

>wotchit cunt i'll sting ya bzz bzz

>>85013942
How?

Littlefinger tells Jon he's in love with Sansa like he was in love with Catelyn for no fucking reason lol how stupid are they making Littlefinger out to be?

>>85014090
So in 9 hours?

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>>85014166
>his master plan is to become king
CAT'S GONNA FREAK

>>85014177
15 hours.

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NEVAR FORGET

>>85014090
I just read that 11AM GMT+10 (oz) on the 16th (which was 8 hours ago) it would be airing on cable, is this just untrue?

https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2017/07/game-of-thrones-season-7-release-date-episodes-and-spoiler-free-plot-details/

Surely this means 16th in the US

tell me lads when are we going to see an orgy with the sand sisters?

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>characters who got killed for doing nothing wrong

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>>85013774
>Sansa tiddies
I need this.

>>85013774
What about male nudity?

>>85014230
>her face looks the most unappealing on her actual body

I cant believe I still jerk to this slags fat ass

>>85014354
who cares, gays have porn for that

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Why are normies so insufferable?

>>85014166
He's been a fucking idiot since the end of season 4.

>>85013942
Source?

>>85014359
And you hetero's as well and yet this thread exists

>>85013774
>Nathalie nude
YAAAAAAAWN

>>85014368
>filthy normies bringing their shitty politics and imaginary friends into our shitty fanfiction show

UNACCEPTABURU

>>85013774
Tyene? We getting some bad poussey pussy?

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>>85014368
Americans.

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Are we getting 40 minute episodes again?

>>85014486

episode 6 is confirmed 70 minutes

>>85014368
tfw you have the stannis hair

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>>85014420
gay

>>85014497
tfw you have sans necklace melly man tiddies

>>85014515
Her tits are garbage.
Brown nipples are literally trash-tier.

>>85014515
Is...is that her????

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So a guy who is playing Night King is from my country and he did interview for local newspaper. This is what he said (my translation): "When you are dressed in costume in the middle of the story, they give you a mask and the director tells you - You have to live the character so we can see someone who owns the world and who does not know other way than killing everybody, you have no choice. You have to play, "

So I guess it rules out misunderstood Night King.
Here is whole interview, you can try to use google translator https://kultura.sme.sk/c/20604400/jediny-slovak-v-hre-o-trony-zabijam-nemam-na-vyber.html

>>85013947
m-more?

>>85014368
Do american christians refuse medical treatments ? What the fuck.

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>>85014588

>>85014230
Bransa is hot as fuck.

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>>85014642
just the opposite

>>85014368
>that one who accidentally implies Stannis is literally God
Based!

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>>85014660
>>85013947
/vaguebusiness/

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Smirkfu is still alive.

>>85014265
Mirri Maz Duur
Olly
High Sparrow
Mossador
Hizdar Zo Loraq
Mace Tyrell
Pycelle
Doreah
Vyseris
Walder Frey
Lord of bones
Hodor
Master of spices
Lancel Lannister
Shay
Arthur Dayne

>>85014887
Only Vyseris.

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do you remember, /got/?
I'm going through my old folder and it's quite the trip

>>85014887
>no Barristan
wew lad

Is is just me or did Stannis accomplish nothing in the show?

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>>85013774
>>85013942
If D&D give me Sophie ass+tits I will take back all the shit I've said about them being terrible corny hack Jew writers. I will also buy all seasons off Got in blu-way along with much more merchandise

>>85014939

Did we ever get any for season 5 and 6?

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>>85014939
Mine only go back to S3.

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>>85015007
What's the oldest file you have? This is mine apparently, from April 2012

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>>85014939

>>85015007

Do you have the Robb Stark Brilliant Strategist image? "Grey's are GOAT allies" That one.

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>>85015031
April 2013.

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>>85015087

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>>85013774
Don't worry /got/, King Bowser will defeat Danearys and her dragons.

I'm simply too hyped. I will stay up tonight (Euro)

>>85013850
Can't see tits and face at the same time. So most likely it's a body double who does the nudity.

>tfw winter was coming
>tfw "Was it rape?"
>tfw Storytime with Old Nan
>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere
>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS
>tfw "Hi /tv/, this is Edward Starch"
>tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity
>tfw no chain
>tfw it fit
>tfw merlings were everywhere
>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs
>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts
>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>tfw you were haeving problems
>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros"
>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!"
>tfw Talisa was a spy
>tfw Roose finally got loose

/got/, I dreamed I was old.

>>85014887
Waif
Sons of Harpy
Pyat Pree
Polliver

>>85015125
Do you see the similarity between westeros being invaded by a horde of barbarians from across the sea and the muslims invading your streets and killing you all?

any tyrell maymay lads?

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>branfags

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>>85015188
>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos

>>85015125
Me 2
Netherland

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>>85015225
Margery was the subject of two: >>85015237 and >>85014874

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Is /ourjester/ in the show yet?

I'm sorry, but did Robb Stark already lose? Oh, that’s right. The wedding feast isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only at the bedding. Does being shot full of quarrels right after the bedding count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the wedding feast is still going on? Robb Stark and his army are still waging a war and have been winning every battle up until now. They’re feasting with one of the worst lords in Westeros who just happens to have the advantage because they’re feeding off the energy of a thrilling rendition of the Rains of Castamere. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Starks are one of the best fucking Houses in Westeros, they went undefeated in battles last year and would have won the Iron Throne if Edmure didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Robb Stark wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Arya's there, and her and the Hound are going to release Greywind. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling that you’re the only guy making all these anti-Stark topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the House because they’re full of honors. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking Houses on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Is bear lolli in this season?

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Anyone remember that one eyebrow edit thread?

I'm a hardcore fan with Game of Thrones, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming. I would be in Westeros where I would often train with Jon on the Wall and help Lord Jeor Mormont with the day to day operations. But one day as I was talking to Samwell, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. He immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave him a confused look and he continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" He then laughed and said "Because we've been watching you, you daft fool!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. He then said, "I talked with Lord Jeor Mormont and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for a post on the wall., you just have to do...one thing". He then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave him some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" He then said "The Lord Commander said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." He laughed again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get one of those gun things you have in your world. A nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and he gave me a giant bearhug, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>85015281
She will decapitate the Night's King of course

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If we don't see Sansa's tits this season I swear to god I'm going to choke on my own flaccid dick.

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“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

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This one was the classic
It genuinely rused or at least angered a lot of silly anons

>>85015352
Yes but in her defence...she gives great head

>>85015281
nah, she was killed off not just offscreen, but also offseason.
s7 start with the northern lord talking about how she was thinking herself something fucking awesome for a shit house with 62 soldiers. no one will miss her.

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Based Bowser will defeat and kill Drogon and his faggot brothers

Dany BTFO

>>85015391
She was the kickoff for the rest agreeing with her and making jon king of da narf.
Fuck you

How many men does House Mormont has (or had before the war anyway)? I mean they had a valyrian sword, they can't be that small and poor, despite what Jorah said.

Also brings a second question, when Jorah fled, why did they send the sword to Jeor? Why not keep it on Bear Island?

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Reminder that these autismos will finish writing the books.

>>85015212
No. Better question would be if I see any correlation between numerous historical immigrations from Roman times onwards (not talking about the Goth invasion that ultimately brought down the Empire) and mild Muslim immigration. Somewhat yes, but not in a bad way by itself. Europe was "enriched" by the Muslims to a degree, but now the time is critical because there's a question of low native birthrate combined with atheism VS. fast immigration of people with plentiful offsprings and STRONG religious identtiy.

I expect Islam to replace Christianity as Christianity replaced the old gods. Really, when you compare the first Christians, they were also oriental, violent, uncivilized and so on, but the Empire accepted them and they themselves stopped playing the main role in spreading of Christianity. Once adopted by the highly ranked persons in the Roman society (likely many were mixed offspring of Christians) the faith grew in the Roman setting. We still today have those same Roman ways of worship, architecture, traditions, even moral compass - if Islam manages to inherit those ways and values, it would be nothing more than just another version of old European religion. Otherwise it will perish because its not suitable for these lands.

STANNIS

THE

MANNIS

S T A N N I S

F E E D S

M A G G O T S

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The One True King

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>>85015510
The one true memer.

>>85014563
Interesting, thanks for posting this

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>>85013774
House Cancer

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>>85015510
>>85015622
Oh the cringe.

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>>85015188

>>85015695
>replying to your own posts

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>>85015031
Deleted all my pre-2014 photos around the time I upgraded, sadly.

>>85015314
this

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>>85015705

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>>85015824
I can no longer see that scene without thinking of this

how many bongs before the premiere?

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>>85013890
>got on the Game of Thrones ride during season 1
>can't get off

>>85013882
She should've had her eyes closed at take off, then opened them in air. What were they thinking? This is the first flight in nearly 300+ years.

>>85014063
>fucked by the smallest of armies
kek

>>85015891
What is that mad cunt wearing lmao

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This is Azor Ahai.

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>>85013774
Nani?!

>>85015475
Autismos? They are /ourguys/ literally
>hated by reddit with a passion
>elio the autistic stutterer
>pushed by his viking she-man wife
>knows all the histories of westeros better than the fatman
>hate the show
>ugly and autistic
We made Preston /ourguy/ why not them?

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>>85015966
By the COCK of Pyat Pree!

>>85015510
STANNIS

THE

FAGGIS

>>85016046
I know, but they're still autismos.
Do we know if megabitch is doing reviews this time?

>>85015948
Jousting helmet designed to deflect the jousting pole thingy

>>85013774
iis the first ep up yet why cant i find on torrent

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>>85013898
Yes I can top that by a bit.
It was a shadow

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>>85013898
Kinvara a cute
CCCCUUUTTTEEE

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What happened?

>>85016280
Bong genetics

watching the show steadily get worse and worse the more they deviate from the books is painful

>>85016297
While this is true
It's not like the books didnt get worse past book 3

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>>85015388
>>85015352
>Stars in porn
>Parents disown her
>Becomes feminist
>"Boo hoo men are so violent :("
lmao
At least she said Islam is the cause of violence

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>>85016224
>waif died
>jaqen didn't give a shit
>waif death is in vain
LOL

>>85015352
She isn't anywhere hot enough (or even likeable enough) to make tyrion's actions seem believable

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reminder that Cersei is our girl

>>85016387
have they even cast 1 semi-major female character right in terms of looks?

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>>85016387
Shae should have been played by Ros

>>85015475
better than Preston finishing those books

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what the fuck is his problem?

>>85016494
Preston is right though.

>>85016507
muh glass candles

fucking hell what is it with DnD making it all about Dragon pussy? They want to fuck Emilia this badly?

>>85016535
Stronk wymyn, anti-children propaganda, etc.

>>85014497
Just shave your head, dude. Have some dignity.

lads is it true fucking Arya kills Littlefinger this season??

Anyone remember the long haired guy that was with Dany at the start? What happened to him?

>>85016724
yes

STANNIS RETURNS TONIGHT

GET WREKT

>>85013774
Body double for Sansa's nude scene. Not because of Sophie, because of special effects.
Sansa is covered in scars, burn marks, and missing a left nipple from Ramsey's abuse.

>>85016794
??

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>>85016794
>Sansa is covered in scars, burn marks, and missing a left nipple from Ramsey's abuse.
Nice

>>85016732
.... her brother?

>>85016794
It's because she ate too many lemon cakes.

>>85016794
>Anything bad happening to Sansa after her wedding scene controversy

lol you guys are insane

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>>85016885
>too many lemon cakes
More like lunchables

Game of Thrones has that problem of becoming a show with too few important character that give some credibility and importance to the entire story and end result of it. In the books its different because the world consists of dozens of small roles and famous names that make that world seem vibrant and everything happening in it very relevant.

Since season 4-5 TV show has become kind of empty. With characters like Barristan, Margaery and Loras dead (just an example) there will be nobody interesting left to witness the end result, therefore make it 'real' in a way. Expect Jaime and Cersei to die this season, possibly also LF. Final season will consist of Jon, Dany and few characters on their sides being involved in the final plot - not a satisfying ending at all.

Since Stannis and Selyse died, not to mention Barristan or Kevan, last remnants of mature presence left the show, that old 'we wuz' part that makes the story, they also stopped bothering making scenes such as in first 3 seasons, filled with character dynamics that connect the world at large. I know the books are not getting there and becoming more grim simply because there's plenty more characters left that create the world of GoT.

>>85016883
No he had red hair and was the leader of some mercenary group or something.

what episodes dany's shitting scene in?

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>>85016732
daario naharis?

>>85016794
Wow
Sounds like she really mastered >the game of thrones

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Rewatching season 1 and it's actually pretty mediocre with a lot of cringe moments and hand-holding dialogue.

The worst moment is when Littlefinger says something like "Hey Lord Stark, isn't Tully your wife's house?"

Season 1 feels like "Legend of the Seeker" with a better cameras.

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>>85017025
>Season 1 feels like "Legend of the Seeker" with a better cameras.
And tits
LotS had lots of hotties but not tits
The sex scenes in S1 are top notch

Did King Stannis Baratheon have a champion?

>>85017025
Most of his S1 scenes are trash. I remember the one where he's instructing the prostitutes being particularly shit.

>>85017025
DnD have never been 'good' but Season 1 and to a lesser extent season 2 and 3 were great and often well shot and paced. These last few seasons have been a mess of inconsistencies, bad filming and idiotic decisions.

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>>85016987
Captain Maario Naharis

>>85017025
Season 1 does not do good job with showing the escalation of the situation to war at all. And the evidence for Lannister incest isn't vague enough for anyone to feel sympathy for them.

>>85013774
Maisie williams will be naked too

>>85017153
lies

>>85017101
Who wrote that Bobby and Cersei scene in season 1? It couldn't have been Dabid and Dan could it? They haven't wrote a single OC scene that matches it's quality.

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Reminder that the Tyrion chapter of the battle of the green fork is the most cringeworthy garbage GURM has ever written. D&D made the right choice knocking him out in S1 instead.

>>85017064
probably just coulda represented himself

>>85016794
>Body double for Sansa's nude scene. Not because of Sophie, because of special effects.
>Sansa is covered in scars, burn marks, and missing a left nipple from Ramsey's abuse.

legit?

>>85017101
Season 3 is pretty poorly paced. The decision to split SoS in two was a bad one, as Season 3 felt like nothing much was happening as the pieces were moved, and season 4 was nothing but big cinematic moments back to back. 3 is the season with Red Wedding, and not much else.

>>85016936
we're way past it, it would have been in the S5 finale

>>85016903
I mean, they did the wedding rape after the controversy from Cersei rape.

>>85017261
>Cersei """""rape"""""

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>>85015296
I do. I also remember the eye laser edit thread. Shit was glorious. If only I still had the pictures.

>>85017280
Jaime literally raped her beside her dead son's corpse

Monday will air got season 7 for us non-Americans.

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"War is over", thought Ned. The mad king had fallen, the peace could take its course in the Seven Kingdoms.
On the way to Robert's quarters, the lord of Winterfell had a thought about his Lady. "Catelyne". It had been a long time since their last embrace.
"-Come on my friend, the mad king is dead, the Lannister boy killed him"
Robert wore a big grin on his face. He would be king.
"-Take a cup and sit with me, Ned, you old northern skin !
-Robert."
Ned removed his armor.
"-Can the lord of Winterfell massage the feet of his brother in arms ?
-Ah ah, Robert, always the same, bring it up."
Robert Baratheon's feet were sweaty, smelly, the stench nearly made Ned flinch. He took a toe, first, puddled it, going slowly to the sole. Robert was a true warrior, as a warrior, it was an honor to make him such favor. Plus he would be the King. First hesitating, Ned brought his mouth to the gross foot. His tongue caressed his big toe, a few seconds later, he shoved it in his mouth.
"-Oh Ned, for the Seven's sake what are you doing ?
-Ush, let me do my job".
At his surprise, Robert remained silent. That couldn't be enough, Ned took off his clothes and rubbed the feet on his belly. He took a look at Robert, his eyes were closed, a smile on his mouth.
He removed Robert's shirt, and then his pants, and the rest, until he was fully naked.
"My King". The two hairy torsos rubbed each other and Ned saw Robert's manhood growing on sight. The now King took Ned's hand and slowly lead it to his royal groin. The member was red, Ned could see veins pulsating on the shaft. He took the huge appendix and started stroking it vigorously.
"Ned, I name you Hand of the King..."

>>85017300
Stream tonight?

>>85017025
>The worst moment is when Littlefinger says something like "Hey Lord Stark, isn't Tully your wife's house?"
Not his massive monologue to the whore then 'play with her arse'?

>>85017324
W-where?

just got a free foxtel trial for tommorow.
any aussie lads here?

>>85017410
Yo, at work tomoz so recording it for later. Will be checking here for the pre watch bantz

>>85014063
Shame they couldn't get someone to play Euron who can deliver a fucking line

>>85014768
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Theres a scene with Arya at the Inn. She sees that Pie guy or whatever. He offers her pie. She takes a bite mentions how good it is. He goes on about how to brown the crusts before cooking the whole thing or somehting like that and thats why its so good but no one cooks em like that because it takes too long. Arya says she didnt do that when she cooked them. He's confused but its an obvious nod to when she cooked the Freys and fed them to Walder. She is informed of Jon becoming the king of the north and decides to change her mind and head north. On her way there shes camping for the day in the woods and she notices her horse getting very nervous and upset. Next thing she knows shes surrounded by a pack of wolves. Then dun dun dunnn her Direwolf (if anyone can remember her name would appreciate) shows up, and she is...MASSIVE. Deffinitely the biggest direwolf hands down. Makes Ghost look like a little bitch. They have a moment and Arya tries to convince it to come with her to Winterfell, assuming it understands. The direwolf recognizes her but theres this kind of moment like we both are not the same people we use to be. Her direwolf leaves with the pack and Arya says something along the lines of "Thats not you anymore."

>>85017410
fellow ausfag here
does foxtel get it same time as the US or what?

Anyone know if this is legit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQNX6O4D7us

>>85017485
Just read the leaks like everyone else

>>85017484
10am if im right

>>85017297
If that was rape then literally 85% of sexual encounters are rape

>>85017538
At least

Where ma streambro at?

>tfw no pre GOT gay porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaE0F37TS8

Anyone streaming the ep tonight? If so where? Links?

>>85017504
links?

>>85017297
>dead son's corpse

>>85017525
11

>>85017504
Where? been looking for a while

>>85017525
fugg, I might go for that free trial too
can't wait to warm my hands around the dumpster fire with /got/

>>85017553
id like to know too


>tfw no hbo

>>85017178
why? Thought it did a good job of showing both how brutal the shit could be if you fodder, and how faggoty is was for the Lords and knights and stuff that get the benefit of being able to yield in war.

>>85017538
how many people do you force fuck in church at their kid's funeral?

>>85017178
it wasn't awful, but I am glad gurm moved away from tyrion being an overpowered acrobatic professional warrior dwarf

>>85017693
as many as possible.

/r/asoiaf > /got/

>>85017178
>right choice
It was merely to save budget.

>>85017715
go back there then faggot

Why did Arya assume that the Faceless Men wouldn't come after her, and neglect to take precautions against it while awaiting her ship to depart, instead standing around a bridge staring at the canal?

>>85017809
Arya is a moron

Is Mace really an idiot?

>>85017809
she knew that gurm's wife had gifted her impenetrable plot-armour and didn't need to worry

>>85017809
bitch is dumb

Correction: D&B made her dumb so her getting stabbed would be a "shocker" scene for braindead normies

Why did Sam take his father's Valyrian sword when his father knew where he was going? Surely Sam would know he'd come after it.

>Littlefinger tries to play Arya and Sansa against each other, using the letter Sansa wrote to Robb (at the behest of Cersei and Littlefinger) to swear fealty to Joffrey. Sansa figures out she's being played with Bran's help.

LOL

can you guys just like spoil the whole season for me and tell me whats going to happen

i know you guys have it figured out already because D+D are super fucking predictable

>>85017869
almost like he was trying to trigger an army of Reachmen to march North or something

>>85017881
>i know you guys have it figured out already because D+D are super fucking predictable
no we figured it out because the entire plot was leaked

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>>85017870
Yes, we know since october

>>85017900
He's at the Citadel anon

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>>85017881
littlefinger dies.

>>85017900
but sam went south

>>85015862
Imgur level humour but fuck it I laughed

>>85017919
jesus christ I've known this leak for ages but if that script is real i might just kill myself desu

>>85017207
Not op but it actually makes sense. I'm not sure who she is nude around? Arya?

>>85017881
Dany looks awesome while a bunch of people kneel to her
Jon looks awesome while defeating the others with dragon backup
Bran dies after bringing Jon & Dany together
they fuck
the end
p.s. queen of thorns, brotherhood without banners, faceless men, etc. are never seen again, cut to make time to tie up the main story. Also Davos kills Meli

>>85017933
to reach the north you must go south

hol up, is this the last season or not?

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>>85017955
Memorize this one, it's the first scene of the season.

>>85017900
He went to Oldtown, idiot... literally in the same province

>>85013898
Dropped Plot, like fingers marks in Bran Arm or Robert Bastard.

>>85017881
Qyburn has built anti-dragon artillery to use against Dany

>>85016046
they are faggots

>>85018007
yeah I saw that one when salty posted it a few days ago
do we know they're real or what?

>>85018011
>and that is were Sam's journey comes to an end apparently

>>85018029
They sound cheesy enough to be written by D&D

Why did Jaime decide to forget all the character development he went through with Brienne and start loving Cersei again?

>>85018023
So he is a doctor AND a engineer?

>>85018057
to make it shocking when he kills her

any live stream links for tonight? where are you all watching?

>>85018042
What the fuck are you even trying to say, mongface?

>>85018007
will we at least see freyfu in the crowd?

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>>85018007
>winter came

>>85018057
In the books, he realize how toxic Cersei is when he learns of her infidelity and she rejects him again.

I'm pretty sure they'll have an actual falling out this season

>>85017962

Littlefinger spies on Sansa while she's having a bath

>>85016794
>'I can still feel what he did to me, inside my body, standing here now'

My dick gets hard thinking about what she meant by this. Did Ramsey force increasingly large objects up her ass?

>>85018089
nigger he doesn't just go to Oldtown to chill you belligerent faggot. There's an army of snow zombies invading, and that sword is a key to killing them and a key to forcing his dad's hand in the conflict.

You're a fucking stupid child and nobody will miss you after you kill yourself.

>>85018066
He's a Maester, effectively has a PhD in ever area of study

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>>85018085
at home
on my tv
in 1080p
after i download a torrent from a private tracker

how fucking ultra pleb can you be to settle for stream quality?

Why was Blackfish's death not shown? He was certainly never going to leave his home castle, instead fighting to the death. So the only way he'd survive is if he'd been knocked out and carried down by the river, or if he'd been captured by the Lannisters - but then the lieutenant wouldn't have told Jaime he died.

Why leave it ambiguous?

>>85017809
Because Arya knew that she had a special place in Jaqen's heart and therefor Jaqen wouldn't kill her for disobeying his orders.

>>85018115
>I'm pretty sure they'll have an actual falling out this season

She promises to support Jon and Dany vs the Walkers, then backtracks and says she'll let them fight each other and then conquer what's left

Jaime takes this badly and rides north to join the Dream Team

>>85018159
>Blackfish

Literally who? Nobody cares what happened to him anon

>>85018159
More time for the Arya chase scene

>>85018152
>how fucking ultra pleb can you be to settle for stream quality?
You're in a GoT general, no standards is to be expected.

>>85018132
Forcing his dad's hand... to send a squad into Oldtown to beat his son's ass and bring the sword back before he gets his chain

>>85017297
>She's literally saying no please stop as it's happening

What kind of sex are you having my dude

>>85018152
Oh I know, I can download it after but I liked the live chats and streaming together I did back in season 4 and ive not done it since. Now ive got time off work to enjoy it again if I can find a stream link. anyone?

>>85018177
That was quite possibly the worst segment of the entire season.

>>85018185
> to send a squad into Oldtown to beat his son's ass and bring the sword back before he gets his chain
not getting his chain m8. Seriously just fucking kys. Why go around being wrong and stupid all the time?

>>85013893
Daily reminder Sansa could have prevented all of this.
She chose to let Arya, or even her own wolf be slaughtered so that she could move to the capital and become a popular little rich girl. Do not feel sorry for Sansa.

Why does Sansa not tell Jon the knights of the Vale are en route, after several opportunities to do so and everyone repeating how outnumbered they are?

>>85018159
it's almost like they genuinely hate specific characters sometimes
not only do they give him a retarded death, but they don't even bother showing it
same deal with stannis

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Jon was almost done, happily enjoying the feeling of hot water against his body, still tired from his previous workout. Suddenly, he felt a strong grip on his sore arms. “What’s up, Lord Snow?” He recognized Samwell Tarly’s voice from behind him.
Sam? What-“ he tried to turn around, but his grip was just too strong. “Cut it out, bastard!” Sam’s strong commanding silenced him. “Don’t pretend like you don’t know what’s happening!”
“Umm...no, Sam...listen, maybe you got the wrong idea, but-”
“THE WRONG IDEA!?” His friend leaned in to roar in his ear, and Jon felt a big, hard shape against his ass. Was that Sam’s dick? It was like a toy ball!
“You prance around showing off that hot ass of yours, and when one tries to give you exactly what you’re asking for, you act all prudish!” Jon had already given up on trying to break free from the fat man’s firm grip.
“I just really like prancing!” he explained desperately.
“Don’t tell me you didn’t realize I'm secretly a warg too!” Sam's powerful arms turned Jon around, making him look up at a corner. For the first time, Jon noticed a raven perched on high, staring directly at his shower of choice.
“Don’t try to deny it, you just love showing off your stuff! Tell me you weren’t begging for prick when you flashed me just minutes ago, you cocksucker! Yeah, Arya Stark my balls! Since you joined the Night's Watch your ass has been hungry for a Piggy dicking, and that’s just what I’m gonna give to it!”

>>85018241
why didn't she swallow her fucking pride and ask LF for help sooner?

>>85018241
She wanted Jon to die, he's a claimant

>>85018241
why is this same question asked 3 times every thread?
shitty writing. It's the same answer every time

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His grip on him suddenly changed from Jon’s arms to his hips, lifting him off the ground. Jon flailed his arms around desperately, trying to break free to no avail. How did Samwell ever get so strong? He felt the thick cock against his lower back, and with a sudden motion Sam jammed the head up his ass, slamming Jon’s face against the wall and muffling his shriek of pain.
For what seemed like hours, Jon was ridden by Samwell, crying out for help to no avail. He finally gave up, and the only sound that could be heard was the fat man’s pounding motion and his demeaning insults. Finally, he felt Sam’s tool in his rectum swell up and explode. He heard him grunt with pleasure. “You know why they call you 'Lord' Snow? Ass worthy of kings, that’s why.”
The fat man let his man cream come out on Jon’s ass for a while, before pulling out and turning him over, finally allowing him to see his face. He was red from the effort and lust. “Swallow, bitch,” he ordered simply as he directed his white gob shooter at his face. Jon was too tired and humiliated to fight back, so he just complied.
“I’ll let you in on a secret, cunt” Sam said, finally done emptying his release. “See that raven over there?” Sam noticed a remote control on Goodman’s hand as he pointed up. “It’s been communicating to all the other members of the Night's Watch since the start of our little ordeal.” A look of terror appeared on Jon’s face. “I’d love to see what Lord Mormont thinks of your performance.” Sam smiled in a wide grin.

>>85018241
Probably because then there would be less tension and no "ooh aah" factor. It's a fairy tale m8.

what happens to bronn

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“Open up,” he ordered, as his strong arms lifted Jon by the shoulders and pinned him against the wall. Leaning his hips upwards, he started to pee, his still semi-erect dick delivering a glorious golden shower on the Stark bastard’s body. He let go of one shoulder and used his free hand to direct his yellow stream against the young man’s face.
With his tool finally empty, Samwell Tarly unceremoniously dropped Jon on the floor and left. Lying face down, water falling down on his ravished ass, still hearing the curly fat man’s jovial laugh, Jon turned his face up towards the window. “Father...” he cried out, as a single tear streamed down his face.

>>85018007
isnt walder ded?

>>85018293
Let's see

>witty, bad ass side kick to a main character with plot armor

That's good

>middle aged man

That's bad.

He'll probably die in s8

>>85018319
not yet

>>85018311
Ooooow, poor millionaire actress, she's so brave.

>>85018319
that's meme assassin wearing his face, you dummy

Is Cersei the main character?

>>85018326
he didnt even get to put his trouser snake in a sand snake

>>85016529
Never insult daddy Preston, faggot.

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>>85017025
Season 1 was overall complete ass.

>The sloppy camera cut when Arya stabs fatty
>Fatty's shitty overdubbed tweenvoice
>Fatty's shit death face

not to mention

>CIA hadn't grown out of Batman yet so all his scenes were baneposts
>Dany's absolute terrible acting that has yet to improve
>Butt choreography
>Peter Dinklage's rough acting until around the middle of season 2

There's more, but I'm not quite -that- autistic.

Apocalypse Euron when

>>85018330
arya slit his throat after the pie scene rite?

>>85018319
Read the script

>>85018358
what?

>>85018386
arya's been in Essos for 2 seasons

post me link if anyone is streaming tonight

Was Cersei planning on Tommen's death?

>>85016928
gross

>>85018450
no

>>85018412
The script says Walder, but it isn't actually Walder. It's Arya who has presumably cut off his face and is now disguised as him after killing him at the end of season 6 (just turn off your brain and don't think about the logistics of this).
>>85018426
she teleported to the twins at the end of season 6

My friends keep making fun of me for being a Stannis fan. Can't wait until the episode airs and they all get btfo once he returns.

>>85018401
whoops. got it now. but how could arya pretend to be a fat grandpa? shes not tall nor big enough

>>85018472
she did no such thing

>>85018485
watch the show again. It happened

>>85018482
Waif wasn't tall enough to be Jaqen either

It's not just the face, you morph into the person.

>>85018496
what episode and I will

What site is streaming this ep tonight? pls help bros

>>85018510
the finale

>>85014063
>Aren't controlled by the (((Iron Bank))) like greenlanders
Even Iron Bank lost it's grip on this shitshow

>>85014166
was getting caught part of his plan?

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>>85018485

where the fuck does you autistic neets gets all those scripts?

>>85014063
fuck off you pathetic incel

I just want Cercei to be redeemed and winning the GoT. That's all I want, I don't care about anything else.

>>85014368
Is there a graphic that shows the amount of children sacrificies in America versus the Middke East? I bet that would be interesting.

>>85018316
Ironically this is piece of fandom shit is way more realistic take on a criminal filled prison-like organization than it is in the books

>>85018485
>>85018496
Huh, so she did. I stand corrected

I didn't remember that scene at all, I love the look of orgasmic joy on her face as he dies

>>85018707
they have a town they go to for whores though

>>85014642
Yes, some do. What's worse they refuse medical treatment for their children in the name of God, too.

Some rightly go to jail for it.

>>85018720
I don't blame you, I'd forget that scene as well if I could.

Daily reminder that Podrick is at least still alive and still has the biggest cock in Westeros. Since he's also a noble, he should be with Sansa.

>>85018796
take your meme character and cancer character and fuck off

>>85018759
Wow, protestantism is a hell of a heresy.

>>85018810
>not liking Pod

where da new threads at, i have a bunch of shitposts read to roll

>>85017693
apparently more than you you fucken virgin lmao

new
>>85019189

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>>85014939