Fight to the death, who wins?

ramsay via repeated elbowing to 'tiny' tom cruise's windpipe

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>>85008962
>tom cruise
manlette

>gordon
6ft+

>>85008962
Why are Tom's abs sucking to the left?

whoever has had the most martial arts practice. so probably tom because he's probably had dozens of trainers for different movies showing him how to krav maga peoples eyes out and shit.

>>85008962
inb4 Chloe

>>85009023
ramsay is literally a head taller

Tom Cruise would be FUCKING RAW by the end of it

>>85009166
>height =/= fighting skills

>>85009339
But size is an advantage in a fight. Seeing as they are both middle-aged non-fighters, it makes sense.

>>85009339
Thetans slow a man down

>>85009339
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA

>>85009339
>this is what manlets actually believe

tom cruise, easy
he made a ton of movies with fights, must fight at least one martial art extremely well

>>85008962
>50 and 55 years
Now show me a woman of this age.

>it's a thread based on another, earlier thread that probably hasn't even 404'd yet
This meme is really taking off

>>85009394
Bruce lee could kill your with a single kick to that ugly face of yours, lanklet.

>>85009983
Not if I held my arm out he couldn't.

>>85008962
Reminding everyone the final boss in the MCU is literally a grapefruit

>>85009983
Bruce Lee wasn't even a fighter, you could at least name a real manlet fighter.

>>85009047

>His sweet little lies

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uj27kEUJw4

>>85009983
>bruce lee is the best fighter ever, i saw it in the movies!

>>85009983
oh jesus christ

>>85008962
Why the fuck are you people photoshopping Ramsay's head in Chloë Moretz's body? This is disgusting. This board is literal garbage.

>>85010242
kek this explains so much

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>>85008962
>tfw Gordon is becoming the pizza he once oh so hated

>>85010029
Yes, he could. If you knew the first thing about Bruce Lee you'd known why you were wrong.

>>85009983
Yeah but 6ft bruce lee could kick 5ft bruce lee's ass

>>85010853
Kek

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A new player entered the game

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But wait, there is an other one

>>85009339
Wrong again, manlet

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>>85010853

>>85010242
Ok I'm tired of you hipsters bringing up 'who' actors just because you want to feel special on 4chan. Grow the fuck up, I'm tired of it and I'm tired of you. We're having a discussion on Gordon and Tom and you disturb the flow of all of our posting without as much as a second thought. You're probably a shill but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Noone cares about the dude in your picture, and neither do you, you just want brownie points from posters on 4chan. If you want to have off topic discussion go to /b/ where all of the underaged twinks like you jerk each other off. Pathetic. I am this close to buying a 4chan pass so I can ban your ass so you can never post these idiotic statements ever again.

>>85008962
Gordon has a height advantage but it doesn't matter as long as Tom can get a good dig in, could go both ways really.

>>85011289
this is some serious manlet rage right here

I think we broke him

>>85011381
Yeah nice buzzword kid. I can tell you're new. 'Manlet' isn't even a real word and all it does is degrade and cause sadness. Height is only an advantage in very rare circumstances and the advantages of being 'short' are greater. But please continue kid, just ignore that plenty of successful people are 'short', that'll show them!

>>85009339
fact.

Conor Mcgregor vs the mountain

>>85011599

forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

>>85011599
>>85011632
They're sparring, zero head shots. Nothing conclusive about it at all

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>>85008962
>MFW

>>85011599
>>85011632
You realize if Hafþór Björnsson wanted to he could just grab McGregor and crush him to death, right? The second he could get his hands on him, McGregor would be dead.

Why is Tom Cruise still pretending to be in his 30s and 6" tall?
I just saw The Mummy and he had Russell Crowe who is two years younger than him refer to him as "young man". (his friend wrote the script)

>>85011632
It's just sparring for fun, come on dude, a lot of dudes at Conor's gym are Icelandic, they're just messing around

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>>85009377
>this is what lankets with microdics really believe
Sad! https://youtu.be/2i0iZcLIrTQ

>>85011632

>a fight where both participants don't want to hurt each other
>proof

>>85011117
she a big girl

ITT acne-ridden lanklets think they're tough because they're tall

>>85012394
Russel crowe looks older than Tom Cruise. Honestly Tom could easily pass for someone in his early 40's late 30's even.

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t. kit harrington

>>85012620
For you

>>85010242
Classic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/music/10-years-ago-my-bandmate-knocked-danzig-out-6593876

>>85009016
is this shopped?

>>85013214
no, this is how women see manlets

>>85008962
gordon would win at the end with his A grade insults, lots of people killed themselves or got their lives ruined cause of his mouth.

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>>85010242
SHORT

STOUT

PALE

ELF

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>>85011117
mmmmmmm

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>>85014111
Too bad she got fat again

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>>85014180
Really fat

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>>85014180

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>>85014408

>>85014408
do you think I could get some money out of fucked up retards by doing shitty photoshop morphing on deviantart and then putting up a patreon and commissions?

>>85014525
memeing for money? What are you some kind of a jew?

>>85010242

ATTITUUUUUUDE

>>85008962
lets see
legendary hothead vs manlet cultist

gordon would fuck that manlet up

>>85014559
I don't care about the meme aspect but I know there are sick fucks out there who'd want to see niggerifications/bleaching/fattening etc of tons of worthless celebs. But I wonder if they are crazy enough to pay small sums for easy edits. They seem to be crazy enough to pay for terrible diaper furry art.

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>>85014525

>>85009837
>>85011125
I mean technically he's not wrong. It's not the height itself that gives an advantage. It's the reach that comes with it.

You put a lanklet with T. Rex arms up against a manlet with orangutan arms I'm betting everything on the orangutan man

Is there any way to fix that old man sag?

Their arms still look great though

>>85014655
probably through plastic surgery but it's not really worth it at their age anyway

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>>85014621

>>85009339
When will they learn...

>>85009017
scar tissue or he needs to cut weight. abs are all about your weight. a thin layer of fat will make your abs look shit.

>>85009394
Based HAHAHA poster.

>>85009983
Bruce Lee was the human embodyment of the Katana.

How does someone 'unfridge'?
Asking for a friend

>>85015831

Men aren't supposed to have birthing hips, be glad you ducked a femboy requirement unless that's you Chloe

>>85009339
As a manlet who has been in countless fights, height matters.
It's of course not a sure thing, but that reach is a bitch.
Sometimes a little more reach is all it takes.

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>>85015943
hahahahhahaha
I was thinking oh what a cute couple

>>85008962

F to M trannies love being seen shirtless. They never get the nipples right though.

>>85015715
>HAHAHAHAHA
ftfy

>>85008962
If it's a fight with referee and rules Ramsay wins
If it's a dog fight to the death Cruise wins
I have a lot of experience reading manga about this topic.

>>85016492

I wanna see a FtM with big ol dinner plate areolas on their chest

>>85008962
Gordon Rammstein

>>85008962
if cruise activate jack reacher mode then ramsay's pan will be nice and hot