This is robbery.

>>85006415
Well don't buy it then nigger. How hard is it to sit your ass down and not eat for 2 hours?

>>85006415
Once you understand they make very little off the tickets, you'll realize why they charge so much for food.

>>85006415
Yo, Robert, I'd like the Magnum please

>>85006415
And not having soft pretzels is genocide

>>85006415
it's australia
their minimum wage is 17 australian$

>>85006415
>$5.40 for a Choc Top
Maximum Kikery

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>Twisties
>Burger Rings
>Red Rock
>Fairy Floss
>Pump
>Mt Franklin

What fucking planet do you live on?

>>85006455
This


Everything at movies is ridiculously unhealthy. If I owned a theater I would sell fruits and veggies or something

I get mad when i got to pay 1.60 for a powerade at work.

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Twisties
>Burger Rings
>Red Rock
>Fairy Floss
>Pump
>Mt Franklin

BURGER RINGS?

>Yanks

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>>85006784
Literally none of that shit exists in the United States

>>85006784
All that is some Bongland shit if I had to guess.
As an American I have no clue what the fuck Burger Rings are.

>>85006536
>not knowing the joy of twisties and burger rings

How deprived was your childhood?

>>85006415
>No full sized pickles anywhere
Literally kill yourself faggot, why even live like this?

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>>85006865
these are them

>>85006958
why would anyone eat a pickle on its own?

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>>85006415

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>>85006989
Damn, those look kinda good. Why the fuck is this not a thing in America?

>>85006989
as an american, i'm not sure if i should be offended

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>>85007076
Probably US producers blocking imports or something.

>>85007076
> https://www.amazon.com/Burger-Rings-45g-x-18/dp/B0157SI1N2

>>85006784
Burger rings are delicious, can confirm

>>85007266
superior

>https://www.amazon.com/Bluebird-Burger-Rings-130g/dp/B01LT0OVBS
>Corn, Palm Oil, Hydrogenated Vegetable Protein (Soy), Sugar, Wheat Fibre, Salt, Cheese Powder (Milk), Flavours (Soy), Milk Solids, Flavour Enhancers (E621, E635), Rice Bran, Whey Powder (Milk), Milk Powder (Milk), Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Mineral Salt (E508), Spices, Food Acid (E330, E262), Emulsifier (E471), Natural Colour (Annatto)

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>>85007266
>$26.50 + $70.30 Shipping
It's worth it for the burger

>>85007076

They're just cheetohs

>>85006415

>Australians using the word "candy"

STOP

>>85007385
You know you can buy burger flavored chips here already, why the fuck would you pay shipping just to eat some shitty Aussie rings?

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>>85006536
Straya

>he doesn't sneak food into the kinoplex
Amateurs

>>85007423

They taste nothing like Cheetohs

>>85007423
Different flavour. Burger rings don't taste of cheese, it's more an umami tomato/onion taste.

>>85006570
>If I owned a theater, I wouldn't own it for very long.

>>85007530

You taste nothing like cheetohs

>>85006570
Sounds like the gayest fucking theater ever

>>85006989
What the fuck is wrong with you, that's the ONLY way to a damn pickle. Let me guess you also like your meat well done, faggot.

>>85006415
bulk lolis? wtf

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And before you even get into the door they hit you with the Big D fee!

>>85006415
>lollies
>smiths
this is in dollarydoos. not real monies

>>85007628
Do you get the Big D before or after the movie?

>>85006415
Is this what they serve in the convict island movie theaters?

so don't fucking buy food at a movie theater? do you really need to chomp on fucking food everywhere you go you fat fuck?

>>85006415
This is why people go to dinner and a movie. Or a movie and then dinner, either way they get a proper meal at a decent price.

This is why I bring Chinese food to the theatre.

This is why I love being a girl. Can bring anything I want inside my purse and no one bats an eye.

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>>85007718
Or you can just sneak in dinner in a handy carry-pack.

>>85007766
put a bag of go fuck yourself in your purse and stick it up your snatch

You're telling me, my theater just jacked up their crab leg prices to $24.99 for only 3 legs

>>85007798
Damn nigga you sound all riled up there. You need to getchu some burger rings and chill my man.

>>85007807
If I opened a theatre, I think that's what I'd serve.

>>85007798
Rekt

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It's even worse in Gold Class

>>85007628
>Tfw Carmike got bought out by AMC
>This will probably be the last year for the $4 popcorn bucket

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>>85006415
>>85006536

no timtams
no bangwiddlers
no rumpledrumps

>>85007778
>not in a plastic zip lock bag

Pleb.

>>85007575
i'll cheetoh you

>>85007181
its a jewish export

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>>85008049

>no golliwogs

>>85006570
That theater would go under in a month

>>85008186
literally nightmare fuel

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>>85008186
>no chicos

>>85006415
>Vitamin water
Damn, American English such a funny language. It's like it is made for retards. "Vitamin water", fucking kek.

>>85007628
>penis inspection meme was real all along
Send help.

Come on OP those are in Australian dollars they aren't comparable to US dollars

>>85006415
>buying food at a movie theater
the most I ever get is water, and even that's on a rare occasion
I'm there to enjoy a movie, not distract myself and half the theater with snacks

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>Not going to the dollar store and buying candy first
>Not just putting it p your ass when going past security

I SHIGGY DIGGY

>>85008334
I don't get it. Vitamin Water is an actual brand.

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>>85006415

>$6.40 for a large fizzy drink

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>>85006415
>>85007488
>>85007628
>>85007917
giv straya cunt kino-rama memes

>>85006415
>large popcorn
>$9.30

>>85006536
This

>>85006989
>they call us burgers
>this is what they eat

Kek

>>85006570
me? I'd serve crab legs

>>85007628
>"my wife will have the big d"

>>85006415
>$6 for a M&M
wew lad

>>85006415
Blo'y 'ell yer gonna charge me a fookin arm an' a leg fer some smiths an' a fairy twist? Yer just takin' me piss right m8?

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>>85006536
>>85007488
Only Australia would sell snakes as candy.

>>85006415
Candy is literally the easiest thing to bring into a theater, a soda? Popcorn? I understand. But candy? Come on dude. Step your movie game up

>>85009566
I go with my girlfriend and she just puts shit in her purse. When we were younger and edgier, we would sneak booze in.

>>85009596

why not now? they sell booze in the cinema that is one room away

>>85009756
We don't drink as much.

>>85006415
You cunts have Pump over there?

Is it by any chance the same as it is in New Zealand? Fucking tap water from Putararu.

>>85009804

fair enough

>Cornetto

I didn't realise Americans had those

>>85006989
>bluebird
Those are from New Zealand. Might be exactly the same as the ones they have over here, though.

For anyone wondering, they're ok. Not amazing. If you're American you already have access to better chips.

>>85007566
>>85007590
>what is San Fransisco

>>85009806

>You cunts have Pump over there?

for decades

though the tap water where I live is great so I'm really not a fan of any bottled water

>>85006463
>Once you understand they make very little off the tickets
And how would I realize that? Based on what evidence?

>>85006784
>>Yanks
He already identified himself as an Australian, you limey cunt.

>>85007628
Actually very reasonable prices, desu.

>>85006415
>hoyts

there is your problem.

Go to reading cinemas.

>>85010281
It's a well known fact, same goes for other similar style events like sports. You keep the cost for entry as low as possible and make your money off of up sales. A single popcorn sale can subsidize 20 people who don't buy any snacks.

>>85010380
>It's a well known fact
No, it's not a "well known fact." Get a single source for this claim.

>>85010437
http://money.cnn.com/2002/03/08/smbusiness/q_movies/

>During the film's opening week, the studio might take 70 to 80 percent of gross box office sales. By the fifth or sixth week, the percentage the studio takes will likely shrink to about 35 percent, said Steven Krams, president of International Cinema Equipment Co.

>"Owners joke about being in the candy business," said theater owner Howard Edelman, proprietor of Movieland Cinemas, an independent string of cinemas in the Long Island, NY-area. "If you didn't have concessions at a movie theater, there would be no movie theater. We have movies just to get people in to buy popcorn and candy, where we make our money."

>>85010471
>>During the film's opening week, the studio might take 70 to 80 percent of gross box office sales
Gee, that still seems like they're making a hell of a lot off the tickets. It's possible that concessions somehow bring in more profits than selling tickets, but I really doubt that they make very little on ticket sales with that sort of gross margin.

>>85010579
You know absolutely nothing about business then. A 20% margin is awful and is completely unsustainable.

>>85010602
PC hardware stores survive off margins smaller than that

>>85010820
Got a source for that? I showed you mine, now show me yours.

>>85010602
>A 20% margin is awful and is completely unsustainable.
Based on what? In every single industry? What an incredibly asinine statement. The house nut is effectively a markup that increases the longer the movie is in the theater, meaning by this logic, companies like Amazon, Ticketmaster, and Overstock should have gone bankrupt years ago.