Simpsons jokes you don't get

>>85005463
Whoever posts about sneed chuck and fuck is lame and a memespouter.

I have the power to report.

>>85005479
how about you report yourself then fag?

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>>85005463

>>85005526
Please keep the discussion on topic.

>>85005463
I don't get the Chuck's Suck and Fuck joke. What were they thinking?

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>>85005463
>I'm the first non-Brazilian to travel backward in time

>>85005463
It was formerly Chuck's.

I didn't get the Lisa gay fairy episode. Was the joke that everyone despises Lisa and it was a breaking the 4th wall criticism of her shittiness?

>>85005758
Fuck this line perplexed me as a kid

What's up with the Bort license plate joke? It's a perfectly cromulent name.

Why was it called a Flaming Moe when Moe isn't gay?

>When I took your father’s name I took everything that comes with it, including DNA!
Is she just meant to be dumb?

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I never understood this.

>>85005907
People pretend to get the joke to embiggen their ego and seem intelligent among friends

>>85005758
I still don't get this. Is he referencing some obscure sci-fi show or something?

>>85005758
Commentary from Groening says it was supposed to be "non fictional" but either someone wrote it wrong or read it wrong, and Matt said he himself was confused

>>85006025
If you're not horsing around, it's referencing the actress who plays bart

>>85006031
He's great at sleeping

>>85005758
>>85006088
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_Masks_Case

>>85006031
He wants the hammer of the gods
to drive his people's ships to new lands
To fight the horde
Sing and cry
Valhalla, I am coming

"Wow, a 50's nostalgia cafe."

What did Marge mean by this? Really? Did she spin so fast she went back in time?

>>85006398
She was just disoriented and confused after moving so fast.

>>85006456
Really? Eh, that's not funny.

When Hank Scorpio gave Homer the Denver Broncos, what's the joke?

Sure they weren't very good, but the franchise must have been worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

>>85006398
She's just really easily impressed because she's so lame

>>85006471
It's a jar of piss

>>85006583
They were shit, end of story

>>85005463
Its Barney, passed out. I assume Moe is painting and he laid down tarps to prevent drips ruining the furniture, but Barney is a drunk fuck who wouldn't move.

>>85005463
chocks sex and fox???

>>85005707
It was a different time.

There's a few jokes I don't really get, maybe you guys can explain them to me.

Season 12
Season 13
Season 14
Season 15
Season 16
Season 17
Season 18
Season 19
Season 20
Season 21
Season 22
Season 23
Season 24
Season 25
Season 26
Season 27
Season 28
And season 29.

Can anyone explain these to me? Is it some kind of meta-joke? Some kind of 2smrat4u existential commentary about the meaning of television or something?

>>85006263
>reading /x/ shit before going to bed
i really need to stop doing this since i'm a scaredy cat

>>85006471
>>85006658

that looks like older simpsons. Did BvS literally steal a joke from the simpsons?

>>85005707
based raimi poster

>>85007687
Yeah, the DCEU is nothing but theft. Wonder Women is a ripoff of Captain America, Suicide Squad is a ripoff of MTV, and Man of Steel is a ripoff of news footage of 9/11.

>>85007839
And Luke Cage is nothing but Trayvon Martin and Ferguson.

>>85005463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6Kp7q5tbA

>>85007483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWgI2YAupCM
It's the payoff for this gag.

>>85007687
Are you serious?

>>85007999
Tfw legitimately unnerved

>>85006438
He's a doctor who won a Nobel peace prize for his humanitarian work, he never went mad with power.

They do this joke a lot, like in Marge in Chains when they refer to Jimmy Carter as "history's greatest monster".

>>85006307
but he's not a immigant

>>85007999
I will never get tired of this.

>>85005463
I LIKE IT

>>85005479
Sneed chuck and fuck? How is that a joke?

>>85007483
>implying the mid series renaissance of seasons 13-17 didn't happen

chuck's feed and seed

>>85006031
Do you eat paste?

He dreams that he's a viking

>>85006031
I can't tell if you're fucking with us but dreams, obviously

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>>85008763
Love that one.

>>85005463
The joke is that Barney likes all of Homer's suggestions which completely miss the criteria that Moe had previously set.

>>85009422
Don't you dare

>>85009825
Worked for the Carter administration??

well, you voted for him. Twice.

>>85009422
So how did Chuck's business survive?

>>85006263
You know this isn't the actual explanation.

>>85013159
The business model has to evolve to suit the ever changing market.

>>85007687
its an idiom u fucking idiot

>>85009474
It didn't. If you really think any season past 11, (even though 10 was the last good one, and 9 the last great one), was good, then you should just leave.

>>85013159
It didn't dumb-dumb. That's the joke.

>>85005758
There is some arguments over who invented what with Brazilians and this i think is an allegory to it.

>>85009369
probably meant Sneed's Feed and Seed

>>85013285
The business looked pretty good when Homer bought feed and seed

>>85015004
THAT'S THE JOKE

>>85015053

If Bart takes over the business, would it be Bart's fart and shart?

>>85005952
>When I took your father’s name I took everything that comes with it, including DNA!
Marge is the secret founder of the whole men leaving society thing because she loves the idea of men staying at home with their mothers.

>>85005463
The fact that it's still airing.

>>85016602
Probably a reference to how these sports personality would have some weird catchy pun as the title for a segment

As for specifics, no idea

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>>85005463

>>85006307
BRRRM DGGADGGA BRRRM DGGADGGA

>>85017594
What's not to get??

>>85006583
they literally won the championship the year it aired

>hey look, homer's doing that thing what that other guy did in citizen kane

>>85008513
What happens in the video?
I'm too scared to watch.

>>85007483
It's 2smrt4u

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In the John Waters episode, I don't get the scene where he is teaching Homer to golf in that closet off screen and while you're hearing Homer eating watermelon, John Waters tells him to choke up on the shaft, and not neglect the balls. I don't golf. Is it a golf reference?

>>85006583
You just don't understand football anon

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>>85020506
Two weeks....

>>85016807
REKT

>>85006057
It's the only cromulent explanation.

>>85005758
we won't get it until a Brazilian travels back in time to tell us the reference

>>85009474
Child spotted.

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>UMA DELICIA
What is this shit?

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And you're telling me that kids watch this show?

>>85006583
How did he give homer the Broncos when he conquered the Eastern Seaboard? Why not the Jets or the Patriots, or if they wanted a shitty team the Bills

>>85005758
It's another prediction, it just hasn't happened yet.

>>85022455
the writers are fucking nerds, they don't know where all the sports teams are.

>>85017851
its a joke that simpsons writers are right wing gun nut retards and not lefty faggots

these threads make me so angry
I don't know who's trolling who

>>85005907
>>85006057
>>85021981

fuck off reddit

>>85017542
You'd be solemn too if you got new glasses

>>85006031
Ivan the Boneless

>>85016602
It's a play off the phrase shoo-in

>>85028567
So in other words, the exact opposite of /who/?

>>85007483
haha I hate new simpsons guys.