ITT: Shit that was on TV that you've jacked off to htt

>>85003774
HBO late night

> when a paperclip in the cable box opened up a whole new world

Fuck I miss those days

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Wild On on E!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qld7WvHa5kc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sfRVyDHT30

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>>85003774

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZxdDG1Gs6I

especially the blonde in green

>>85003825
Second post best post

>>85003825

THIS

>>85004308
Yeah, I liked her and the one in red

>>85003917
this

>>85005280
She was so hot.

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Up All Night

>>85003774
This is my fetish, thanks for sharing. Too bad I'm on my no fap week.

That bunny ranch show on hbo? I think. Lost a lot of seeds to that one.

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>>85005321
yep

>*steel drums start playing*

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>>85005443
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkaFWDv1OkJHzVE-nYCVjQ_0vCqFBRyT3

Every morning before school. Still love denise.

Also young tom in this one

https://youtu.be/75mOKnLFnng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOtg4NQs68k

>>85005826
Croikey! Look at those jubblies!

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Where are my Quebecois at?

>>85003825
Was she on Need For Speed: Underground 2?

>>85005988
That shit's ancient, who do they even show at midnight now?

Tickle fetish is best fetish. But boy do I wish Yaqi was less of a goddamn ghoul.

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>>85003774

>>85005826
I'd definitely put my shrimp on that barbie.

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The commerical they showed late on Comedy Central

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WKRP in Cincinnati

fap fap fap

>>85006261
God I would slime Al over her and old Amanda

The torture chair scene from James Bond
The Posion Ivy walking on the dudes backs from Batman

I was about 12 years old

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http://www.xvideos.com/video10174500/marika_fruscio_nuda_in_diretta_tv_-_diretta_stadio

/thread

I had a very slim window at the end of The Man Show to crank one out to the girls on trampolines

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>>85003774

Nobody's posted it.. hm

>>85004308
SO DID I HOLY FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvVOuX2amTs

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>>85004308

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwmxPxuYmuc

LA HORA PICO

Twist: I'm white.

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>>85006385
>bigtitscelebrities.com

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>>85003774

I don't know why but I used to bust a nut for Helen Hunt everyday when Mad About You was on. Fran Drescher and her drained my semen when I was a teenager.

>>85007808
Hunt was pretty hot, but I have no idea why I liked her, she didn't even have hairy arms or anything. Maybe the nose.

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Sorry for posting recent stuff instead of nostalgia like the rest of the thread but all I fapped to on tv was music videos.

>>85007808

Sandra Bernhardt was my regular fap.

I don't know why.

Nobody here watch fashion TV?

>>85007953
Sex nose and qt teeth.

>>85007953
oh shit

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>>85007929
and Lupita Nyongo on the same show

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>>85007722
Not really any good images of Loni on WKRP. 480i TV

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I was actually raised in Lebanon, for some reason completely beyond me that exasperates and befuddles me to this day, the movie channel there used to play Bedazzled like every night. Anyways, I would always make believe im asleep, then when my mom would go to bed, id quietly tiptoe to the living room and sit in the dark and turn on the tv and watch on mute and fap to Liz Hurley. One time, my mom got up suddenly in the middle of the night to drink water, so i turned off the tv quickly and jumped up and acted as if I was sleepwalking. My mom got so scared and worried, she brought steel reinforcements for the windows and balcony (we lived on the 8th floor) because she was worried i would fall off the balcony sleepwalking. I feel bad to this day for scaring my mom, especially since shes gone now, but those nights with Liz were MAGICAL desu

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Hugo made me a man.

>>85008096
>playing Prime Liz Hurley every night
Based Lebanon desu. Better than porn

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My waifu throughout my late teens, german reality tv personality Daniela Katzenberger.

>>85006339
[Steel Drums Intensify]

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Anybody else fap to Cousin Arnold?

>>85008096
wtf I wish I was raised in Lebanon now

the real world, i only watched a couple seasons of it, i think it was san diego and philadelphia, they both had a girl with huge tits

>>85008437

oh and the challenge thing, with coral

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Marcy D'arcy... i shot so many 8th grade loads to her pantyhose legs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_JHLZodBw4

>>85008096
im confused whether to fap to the pic or feel bad your mom is apparently dead wtf

Oh yeah the Howard Stern show was a big one in terms of masturbation

>>85003774
God bless Howard for giving me a tickling fetish

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>>85008476

>>85006224
upperbody fags ww@

feetcucks need not apply

>>85008096
what a delicious piece of fuckmeat

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Was like 13 or 14 and had no internet. This was on cable one night. Movies awful but Jennifer Love Hewitt wears a lot of low cut tops. Idk at one point she's wearing some tube top thing and I got one of the hardest erections of my life. I wasn't even expecting it. My sister was asleep on the sofa so I had to put a blanket over myself and beat it mercilessly. I still jerk of to it occasionally, for old times sake.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dvt-sH2nssE

>>85007953
I acknowledge that we are similar

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>>85008096
Based Lebanon.

>>85003774
most of everything that comes out on mexi-channels

>>85006339
*hits recorded vhs pause button multiple times*

>>85006339
yes

>>85003774
>jacking off to howard sterns voice and his disgusting kike face

>>85009068
>thats bullshit

how so?

>>85003774
> howard stern
> boner lost

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>>85003825
What a great show.

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>>85006339
>all those those girls in the commercials are at least in their mid 30's - 40's with families now

>>85009179
>>85009123

do you also lose your boner when you see a guy in straight porn or do you only jack off to lesbians

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This was fap kino. Also Latin Lover on Tela-Latino

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Susan was fap-bait from the 70's til the early 2000's

>>85008029
oh that's fine, I just found the name fun

>>85003917
that sent me down some rap nostalgia i never knew i had

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i was around 11 or 12 when i finally learned how to fap and was scared of going to porn sites. i constantly jacked it to the disney channel whenever i had the chance. I would do it in the middle of the day on the living room floor with my siblings upstairs and my mom in the kitchen. pic related, shot quite a few blanks to ashley tisdale. to this day, I still wonder how I never was caught.

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>>85006385
>>85008029
Plebs

The exercise channel

>>85005760
Now that's old school

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Anything with Nigella Lawson in it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6XzH60oxU

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>>85005321
Man, I really miss old school cable channels that would have cheesy, and sometimes sexy celebs host comfy B-list horror flicks. They were edited for tv most of the time, but they were still fun to marathon especially before the age of dvd.

>>85003825
It's amazing that this low-res tv-safe stuff did anything for me. Kids growing up with hardcore porn in their pocket computers are fucked.

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I like that momma June.

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did anyone else get a lil stiffy over this?

>>85005826
streuth

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>>85005826
reminder that they're pancakes

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Back then, you would take what you could get.

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Russian team were all semen demons


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=60EAzrLNEP4

>>85010060
Still would

>>85009954
>It's that time. Christmas time is here.

>>85010177
That was a very underrated show

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>>85010201
they are bullies!!

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These demons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aZhu8-79nU

>>85009759
>Kids growing up with hardcore porn in their pocket computers are fucked.

dude i know, no wonder they're so fucked up, they saw 2 girls 1 cup in like kindergarten lol

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>>85008096

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>>85003819
>tfw the local stations got lazy and just showed porn all night and you convinced your dad to turn the code off when the box was reset

>>85010489
what does this cat face mean? iv seen alot of people post it i never understand it

>>85010600
inability to understand faces is one of the strongest indicators of autism

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>>85010600

>>85009759
That's why they have weird fetishes. We had to work for our wank material, so the payoff was earned and valuable. They have hardcore shit so easy and prevalent, that they have to move to extreme shit early to get the same dopamine high.

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A year later and Im still not tired of turnaround girl.

>>85010623

Was this somehow an accident?

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>tfw never see this rack in HD much less nude
"just shoot me" indeed hahaha no seriously

>>85010654
>turnaround girl.
Good god look at those jugs

>>85009452
Your parents knew. They always know.
Part of being a good parent is just letting boys be boys.

>>85010613
>>85010613
can you answer my question at least?

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>>85010654
>en espanol
haha these fucking guys

>>85010743
it's impossible. you can't understand. autistic brains are simply different from standard brains. it would be like speaking to you in a foreign language. I'm sorry anon; it's over.

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>>85010675

>>85010767
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING KEK BITCH SON OF A BITCHWHORE CUNTFACE SLUT HOEBAG, DONT CALL ME NAMES YOU PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKING HOMOSEXUAL COCKSUCKING FAGGOT NANCY FAIRYBOY TWINK. TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU TALK WITH RESPECT YOU SMELLY BOTTOM ILL FUCKING STOMP ON YOU FUCKING BITCH DONT PUSH IT TOO MUCH OR YOULL BE TAUGHT A HARD LESSON IN RESPECT. YOURE THE IDIOT AUTIST OK MOTHERFUCKER IM NOT AN AUTIST. LOOK AT YOU BITCHASS I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU DISRESPECT ME AGAIN

>>85010743
It is the face of awe. That anon feels both wonder and fear, and it has left them paralyzed. They can only stare at the text they've read and feel trapped by its message. If only for a moment, they have become a prisoner of another anon's madness, and the only key that can free them is to forget what they've read.

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>>85010689
best we got

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many, many lost to Neve Campbell back in the Scream days. Wore right through the scream 1 VHS. It blew my mind when she finally got them out for the world to see.

>>85008096
>since shes gone now

where to?

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>>85010743

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Gallons and gallons were poured. Not even joking.

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>>85010877

>>85008096
based leb-anon

>>85010654

Who?

This thread is giving me a boner.

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I spent an entire summer in 7th grade jerking furiously to Regan in The Exorcist. I would close my eyes and rewind certain scenes over and over to hear her guttural moans and screams and just beat myself off like a little bastard. Thinking back on it, that was kind of strange.

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>>85010877
Thank you for your contribution.

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>>85010920
is this a troll image? angry, guilty, shy, loved, embarrassed and sorry look almost identical.

>>85011032
She had great nudes from the 80s.

>>85011085
don't feel bad, people on the autistic spectrum have trouble reading facial cues

>>85011012
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo

>>85010839
thanks buddy
>>85010767
AS FOR YOU I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON FAGGOT, YOU GOT WHATS COMING TO YA, BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT. LISTEN KID THERE ARE PEOPLE YOU CAN FUCK WITH AND PEOPLE YOU CANT FUCK WITH. IM OF THE LATTER GROUP, CONSIDER THIS A LIFE LESSON MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE GUY OK

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>>85011032
>>85011105
It was a simpler time when actresses would just pose naked in magazines instead of these shitty instagram teases

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>>85010839

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>>85011085
good luck with your diagnosis

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>>85003774
holy fucking shit dude

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>>85003917
>David Banner is in every other shot throughout the entire video
>videos that you've jacked off to
Rap videos shouldn't be /cuckcore/

>>85011054
saw this in the theater when was a kid. those titties were huge!

her other movie Chasers was pretty good for a fap too.

>>85010373
how is that bullying? seems like the russian stacies are just dancing

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>>85003774
Every Sunday I'd save a load up for her that night.

>>85011190
this guy has autism worse than the other two autists itt combined

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Hitting puberty at the same time as early Britney/Christina videos was a hell of a ride

>>85011221
theyr literally just dancing, one of them made a heart and literally blew a kiss, how is that bullying?

Do any Canada bros remember a late night show called Italian bikini carwash or something.


Two guts would bring in their cars and have to answer trivia questions and the more questions they got right the skimpier the carwash got. Where can I watch that now?

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still would

she was my fantasy for decades.

>>85005988
je me souviens

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>>85011231
>late 90s Christina
good lord

>>85010920

cats don't display human emotions

>>85008096
thats a very nice image

>>85011310
My cat does. My cats fucking rad.

>>85011180

there are dudes in actual porn too, i don't focus on them either

>>85011340
I find that hard to believe when you're willing to jerk off to what amounts to 2 minutes of a black man singing.

>>85011180
>Not knowing the art of blocking everything else out so that you can jerk off to regular television content
>Posting the hottest memes from /r/eddit/
Faggot 00s baby detected
I bet you never even jerked off to a commercial before
>Bb-b-b-but anon its just five seconds of some dumpy middle aged housewife and 20 seconds of cleaning products
amateur hour shit, get the FUCK OUT

I would hump my bed while watching Dragonball Z. Just waiting for those Namek-saga-Bulma/Android 18 scenes.

>>85011367

if you watch porn you're looking at actual dicks, that's a lot gayer

if you see a semen demon on the train do you go "eww there are too many guys within my field of vision" or do you jack off under your trench coat like a normal fucking person

>>85010877
you dun good

>>85011405
I don't watch porn with men in it, faggot.
>>85011392
t. redditfag that jerks it to guys and does mental gymnastics to justify it

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>>85005826
>>85010060
i'm so fucking conflicted fapping to her. Steve's like our national hero and here i am fapping to his daughtter

sorry Steve ;_;

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>>85010877
jfc i would suck the milk out of those ttitays hnnng

>>85011444
Got any more, good pictures of her are hard to find

>>85011442
>>>/lgbt/
they can help you with coming out anon
it gets better . com

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>>85011442
>I don't watch porn with men in it, faggot.

that means you only masturbate while viewing homosexual acts, FAGGOT

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>no mention of watching gross, sweaty people on Real Sex
Was I the only one who reduced my bebis to powder over that?

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>>85010920
the only one here I don't agree with is jealous.

l that's the face of someone who ripped a huge one before leaving the elevator.

inb4 a genre emerges called "fap rap"

>>85011536

real sex was fucking terrible

>>85011536
>Real Sex
way too many old people on that show.

Robin Meade

>>85011596
>>85011620
No argument here.

Also, I once watched a softcore deal where this couple had sex covered in paint.

Porn was a mistake. I want out.

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>>85011299
>mid 2010s Christina
good lord

>>85006339
>figure out internet = easy porn
>finally get to see what's behind the censors in those late night info-mercials

Some of those girls had great tits tbqh.

>>85005826
>>85010060
Perfect tits can make up for a huge amount of other deficiencies.

>>85011054
fucking insane
the dance
those tits
just awesome

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>>85008096
>tfw also lebanese
>tfw also raised in lebanon
>tfw this post gave me nostalgia
>tfw my mum is dying of cll

fuck, man.

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>>85011671

<3 <3 <3

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>>85003774
i've posted it before

but i'll post it again

I jerked off to wendy williams tits because my mom left it on TV one morning

>>85005443
Saw this pic in a computer game magazine when i was 12 and it was one of my first faps ever! LOL

I think it was promoting an 8-bit Elvira game

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>>85003774

>>85011841
tempting but I never have.

>>85011711

http://www.xvideos.com/video1397970/erika_eleniak_-_chasers

>>85010060
>rejecting tits
Faggot

>>85010877

That's Kelly brook

>>85011299
>>85011671
>>85011785

Yeah, i didn't like early Christina, she was just a Trashy Whore. But later Christina is sexy as fuck

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>>85011841
will they feed me chocolate milk

>>85012000
I dislike this meme. Her body was fucking stunning.

>>85012132

what meme? i don't even understand what that pic is supposed to be?

>>85004225
The end always seems to weird to me. Like running water.

>>85012159
imagine being Arnold..etc etc

>>85009954
Harder than a stiffy in the morning.

>>85012208

no idea what that means

I remember staying up late Saturdays just to watch this. This and GGW adverts were all I had

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUuXr6cidzU

>>85012231
then fuck off

>>85003825

I miss that show.

>>85005981

I thought they called them wizzle wazzles.

Any Canada bros remember "Fridays without Borders" on Showcase?

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>>85003774
Samantha Brown on the Travel Channel, back in the day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW8HMfJ55FY

>>85008476
I feel ya bro. Kelly was the one, but I could get off on some season 2 - 5 Marcy.

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I came literally every time this came on tv.

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>>85009282
why do you want to know so much about what that anon jacks it to? do you get off on that?

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>>85010654
i've watched that vid a hundred times and i still don't know what a god-damned turnaround is.

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>>85011085
Fucking wow...

>>85011085

(You)

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>>85003774
> be me
> australian police drama Cop Shop
> only watch it because Lynda Stoner's tits
> preview shows next week's epsiode
> she's going under cover as a model
> she has to wear a thin dress and walk into a fountain
> carefully arrange everything for that night
> idz habbening
> she walks towards the fountain with her tits preceding her like twin zeppelins, much better than in that stupid playboy shoot
> asshole friend from school calls, parents make me answer it
> he won't fuck off
> get back to teev
> it's over
> i go to school the next day and bludgeon him to death with a desk

>>85013241
>Literally every single kid is autistic

knew it

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I watched like all 10 seasons of JAG just for Catherine Bell

>>85003825
She's an old lady now. She does commercials for pee pads for women. These are not maxi pads. These are pads for women that had too many kids and pee a little when they laugh, sneeze or move around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdeYnrK_Uwg

>>85013524
This.
People dont know shit

>>85013389
i would perform dark rituals, bring that friend back to life and KILL HIM AGAIN if i could get my hands on a DVD of that episode. i don't think Cop Shop was ever released on VHS, much less DVD.

>>85013524
>>85013569
Id shake your left hands

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>>85013524
she looks so weird now, a bit like a Who or something

>>85013736
she was prime pussy back in the day

>>85013307
can't tell you how many time i rewinded that scene where the nurse turns around and opens up her nurses' uniform revealing her tits saying, 'do you like my body'

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>>85013766

Nice. I liked how awkward the blonde looked during all this, as well, made her endearing.

>>85013524

I liked that one bitch JAG officer that was trying to screw the protagonists over. Then she got pregnant (possible rape) and was murdered in and buried in the woods a few weeks later. They did a weird episode where her spirit was guiding the protags to finding her killer. Shit freaked me out when I was first watching it as a kid.

Oh, and if you Amazon Prime, you can watch all the JAG seasons for free.

>>85011263
>"I'm not famous enough, I need plastic tits."
>gets plastic tits
>"these plastic tits are causing me to betray my femininity, plus they're itchy."
>gets plastic tits removed
Women.

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the real wonderwoman

>>85013766
>>85013795
God Bless QVC UK and their talent for finding voluptuous women.

>>85013766
How could you be so cruel as to not give us the clip of the blonde walking??

During the 90's it was almost any chick on tv. Kim Zmeskal in the olympics. Megan Ward from lots of stuff. Nicole DeBoer played the hobo girl on the !st episode of Forever Knight. Jeanette ...also Natalie from that show.

>>85010877
GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE NIPS HOL FUVK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8XaDuHoWnU

>>85015215
she can eat my dog anytime she wants if you know what im saying

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>>85014224

>>85009759
Some of us learnt to read by the time we hit puberty. Hardcore porn was always around.

>>85015321
oh my dick will explode

Naked Attraction.
Look it up on Porn Hub.

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Nobody will get this

>>85015397
i actually prefer fake driving school

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>>85007370
>when you would stay up to tap to Chantz Fortune on sex talk

Also there was an infomercial for mortgage or some shit that had a thicc caramel skinned girl who showed off more cleavage than she should have for the subject matter, I flapped to that a lot too.

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>>85015373

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Yes, they were real and they were spectacular.

>>85015452
THICCCCCC

>>85003774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE

>>85003825

Yeh

SCAVENGEEEEEEER

https://youtu.be/Tqz3x7W9jZ0
https://youtu.be/ODGFqByTip0

How did they get away with this?

>>85015290
Guilty.

>>85015429
>fake driving school
There's no way that was on TV, anon.

>>85015623
its not

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>>85005280
>Naked Gun 3
>Ace Ventura

It's like they wanted kids to become tranny lovers later on

>>85008476

AND YOU'RE...A CHICKEN

>>85015626
Naked Attraction is.
Channel 4 in the UK.

>>85011450
>The uncensored tits during breast surgeries
>Censoring them in repeats

>>85015290
>>85015599
Get out of here Eddie Redmayne.

>>85012000
holy shit that's fucking arnold Schwarzenegger wtf

>>85015635
>Watch czech fantasy (porn)
>episodes starts differently
>in the glory hole shack there is a man
>he is fucking the girls
>some dude puts his dick
>the guy starts sucking on it
>girls are like wtf
>some other dude puts his dick
>he says this one is mine
>fucks the girls some more
>leaves
>some of the guys talk about something strange happening in the glory hole

stranger thins have happened

>>85005321
Absolutely based. As a little anon my dad would let me stay up and we'd watch schlocky stupid fucking movies. Introduced me to Hell Comes to Frogtown snd a love for so bad they're good movies.

>>85010947
>mfw she got them out ALL THE TIME in Spartacus
Based Lucy

>>85006396
>Babyfigs will never know
So many nights waking up to "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" blaring and the test pattern after staying up late watching shitty movies.

>>85013766
can see pusy!

>>85010920
Holy shit thats a goldmine of reaction images.

>>85011299
Her Drrty MV is softcore porn.

>>85011310
Contempt and spite are universal emotions.

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>>85011536
>Real Sex
Literally my first time fapping to completion. Also the lady in the leopard print dress getting eaten out in the backseat on taxi cab confessions.

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>>85012508

>>85016474
Imagine being victor frankenstein in this scene...

>>85016474
HaHaHa! Some of these chicks were pushed too much as sex objects.

The whole heroin-chic thing and coat-hanger thin models comes to mind. It's difficult to shake off the programming sometimes.

>>85016474

I don't give a fuck what anyone says. Best youth fap of my life.

>>85016769
I get it. I used to fap to Michele Pfeiffer all the time. But as an adult, I don't like super thin women. To each their own

these two music videos gave me my THICC girls, brown girls and a those underwears on the incubus video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZZr_p6vB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTZ0A5qXNUU

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german bros remember?

>>85017432
Loved that shit. Taught me a lot.

>>85015483
good taste

>>85007953

I fapped to her too. Fuck knows why. Same with Peggy Bundy.

>>85017758
She had the late night show with the burlesque clips getting guys horned up. For Peg Bundy it was her leg twitch shaking everything nicely.

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To this day, the biggest load I've ever blown was in like 7th grade and it was because of this movie.


It's not even a sexy movie. It's mostly dog shit. It's basically unwatchable. But back then, as a kid, I was on a vacation with my best friend and his family. All I wanted to do every day was jerk off. Especially over Black Spice in her Green Tank Top.

But anyway, this movie was on late night TV. It was about a nerd and his buddies getting hold of some magic love potion made by a Japanese nerd, and using it to fuck girls. Anyway, at a certain point the hero is tied up and forced to watch as his bully uses the potion on the heroes girlfriend so he can fuck her. I knew how he felt in that moment. Confined. Unable to act. All I wanted to do was beat off, but instead I was stuck with my dick pushed into the mattress, trying not to grind. The entire week I was thinking about different girls at school I would use the potion on and humming Wannabe to myself. The drive back was literally painful. All I could think about was the movie and black spices nipples poking through her top and my cock felt like it was going to burst.

When I got through my front door I threw my shit on the couch and burst into my bedroom and proceeded to jerk off and drop the largest, heaviest load in my life. Literally fell asleep straight away and didn't wake up until basically midnight and immediately had to beat off again.

Anyway, watching it now, not only does it suck, but I realized it's basically just a teen comedy about roofing chicks and raping them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqGZzVuqrHM

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>>85017935

And Wannabe...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

>>85010654
>>85013226
Wow, if only she had hairy arms.

>>85015428
The price was right for me too

>>85011628
Fuck yes bro
Many a load to those meat bags

>>85006576
thankyou based tittaly

>>85010877

Yeah, that's Kelly Brook son.

>>85011032
>i thought it said Reagan
kek

>>85012455
Noice choice, the one in this thread i relate to

MTV I WANT A FAMOUS FACE

PASSION COVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc6pGeathSo&t=0m33s

>>85008339
Kek so random. Those ronco infomercials were the shit though.

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>>85007619
me too

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>>85009274

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There was some late night TV show here in the UK when I was a kid that filmed fly on the wall footage of normal couples having sex at night in order for some 'sexpert' to improve and evaluate their sex Lives.

I had my first intense orgasm to some fat couple locked around each other moaning and panting. Felt good.

>>85008096
based

libbe er det (Du)?

>>85010373
being a girl look so fun desu

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>>85019642
it really is

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she was THICC as hell!!!! in episode shes wearing shorts, holy shit her thighs were THICC and her ass look like an apple.

>>85009452
>shot quite a few blanks to ashley tisdale.
same

Dean Cain as Superman. It's true I'm a flaming faggot but at that time I didn't used to experience it as a direct gay attraction, instead I used to find myself imagining very intensely how the Superman costume must feel around the crotch, after which in very short order I'd be spurting all over the place.

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>>85019709

>>85019941
>no forearm hair

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>ctrl+f "feet"
>0 results

I'm disapoint.

>>85019941
in the tv show she was a THICC milf

>>85020057
Yeah. I just put up the picture of her as a young woman because it's such a favorite of mine.

>>85006385
Great. Now the songs in my head again.
Baby, if you ever wondered.....

>>85020272
shutup faggot

>>85011726
American here, but sorry to hear that.

>>85006576
>/threading yourself

Faggot.

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>>85014008

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>>85008913
So hot

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>>85005826
>be young me
>be animal guy, have pet snakes and shit
>idolised irwin, wanted to be married to her and own the zoo and shit
>borderline yandere over her
>get bullied in school
>literally kickstart my fucking clinical depression at a young age
>she gets hotter and more controversial
>realise she is a makeup covered airhead celeb with no passion and only cares about attention
>feel betrayed and decide to train myself to trust no-one and feel no emotion
>become pathetic self-loathing narcissist with god complex
>a few years later
>she is a fat whore with a yank boyfriend
>shegotwhatshedeserved.jpg
>parents still tease me about it even though I am sensitive about it
>she haunts my dreams and appears in ads and shit at worst possible moments
I masturbated to her as a kid though, I have met her 3 times though, once i think I had a boner when she hugged me.
>>85011444
Steve irwin was very much anti-pet and most of the animals he filmed were captives, he died from a wild one because he was too used to fucking puppydog-tame animals. He was a fakie my dude and got what he deserved.

sorry for blogpost but I FUCKING HATE THAT STUPID BITCH AND FUCK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME REMEMBER HER EXISTENCE

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>>85006385

sorry but it was Bailey who did it for me

>>85022020
>he died from a wild one because he was too used to fucking puppydog-tame animals.
He died because his cameraman was a fucking retard

>>85022020
Dude, that's crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZdL3HYcw9Y

>>85005826

Delicious.

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>>85003774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

>>85011299
obvious trap