>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER

Don't be a shitposting faggot

Better than a Seamus Shooter.

>>85002336
I want to fuck the guy on the bottom right

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>>85002336
>go to local kinoplex
>wait in penis inspection line for 3 hours
>barely make it through thanks to my illegal penis transplant in thailand
>narrowly escape the manlet pit thanks to my black market leg-stretching surgery in india
>evade the white male filter thanks to the melanin enriching treatment i had in a swiss health spa
>finally take my seat to see spider man
>i'm stuck behind tommy texter

>>85002735
At least you didn't get stuck in front of Chair-kickin' Charlie.

>>85002336
or what faggot?

Don't be a Nathaniel Nigger!

>>85002418
that's me

>>85000000

Fuck the SUZIE SEATKICKERS

>>85002860
>>85003741
SUZIE AND CHARLIE
SITTING IN A SEAT
K I C K I N G

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>>85002336
this thread

>>85002336
I'd rather sit next to Tommy Texter than Tommy Toucher.

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>be me
>go watch Wall Street 2: Return to Wall Street
>sit next to a Benny Banker
>guy next to him is a Brad Broker
>have to listen to them discuss stocks and banking throughout the whole movie
>change seats
>literal Mattie Masturbator sitting next to me now
>doesnt stop fapping to the short haired QT from the movie