Infinity War Bread.

>>85000499
>i am literally shaking
Why the fuck do numales write this garbage?

>still shaking
Sounds like the early signs of parkinsons disease

I would recommend they see a doctor immediately

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>still shaking

Seriously though, I'd be embarrassed to be a grown ass man writing something like this.

((5)) hours ago

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>>85000499
>still shaking

>>85000542
>why do people use figure of speech?!

>>85000499
>we are still shaking

American """"""""""""""news"""""""""""""" everybody

>>85000581
>>85000637
>literally shaking
/co/cksuckers detected

I RECOGNIZE THESE CHARACTERS

>>85000637
He's asking why people use figures of speech that emasculate themselves
>oh my god the big purple grapefruit punched someone and im still trembling from the fear oh my I may have ptsd

>>85000708

They're shaking from excitement dumbass

most if not all marvel movies are bad movies and millions of people only watch this stupid shit for the very same fucking reason people like pewdiepie became famous: the masses apparently enjoy watching "entertaining" media that allows them to flip that switch in their heads and be brainless for a couple of hours. whether it's mindless nonsense action or a swedish faggot screaming at a camera... doesn't matter. same goes for the success of games like battlefield/cod etc.

people are stupid and enjoy stupid shit. these movies are only successful cuz of that very fact.

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>Blockbusters

>>85000499
>(((Eisenberg)))

what did they mean by this?

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>>85000499
He's gotta be careful with all that shaking.
The special edition Avengers™ Pepsi™ in his Spider-Man™: Homecoming™ themed Swag Bag might fizz all over his Disney's™ Marvel's™ Avengers™:The Infinity War™ Gift Cards, redeemable at any Target© or Walmart©.

>>85000808
No shit buddy, it just comes off as pathetic.

>>85000808

>Americans

>Something bad happens
>Start shaking

>Something good happens
>Start shaking

>Nothing happens
>Start clapping

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>>85000819
this perhaps?

Tobh you guys are a bunch of curmudgeons. This movie is going to be epic, yeah epic. If you're not an angry fuddy duddy and actually let yourself enjoy (crazy concept right?) the MCU movies, this is going to be the dopest of them all.

>20 movies of buildup and we haven't seen Thanos do shit

Can they possibly deliver?

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>>85000810
you just hate fun

>>85000979
No. He'll be invincible for the first half and then Tony will just pull a math equation out of thin air that allows him to destroy the gauntlet or something

>>85001014
>tony destroys thanos self-esteem with lots of quips and thanos self-destructs in a big purple explosion
>"hey, does any want some grapefruit slices?"

>>85000979
Well the footage did show him using the gauntlet to drag a moon onto the planets surface

I don't get it, grapefruits aren't purple

>>85000499
>The shakening

>>85001003
How do we save the west?

>>85001003
DKEKS AND MARVLELS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Unless the defenders don't show up then I'd rather stream it.

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>>85000542

>>85000499
>Homecoming is flopping quick distract them!
literally every shill blog right now

>>85000808
>They're shaking from excrement dumbass

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>>85000499
>i am literally shaking

>meme spouters acting as they have any authority in criticizing how people express themselves

So Caps totally gonna die right? His death would probably be the only one that'd elicit any sort of emotional response from me

>>85001340

>bear grills Gerber baby food knife

what did you expect

>>85001544
Can't wait. I'll stand up and cheer when Captain Globalism gets his.

>>85000499
Isn't it too early to start shilling?

Like is Homecoming bombing this hard?

Marvel pre-Avengers 5: Teflon Don Trump working his way to the Republican nomination
Marvel during Avengers 5: Trump on election night
Marvel post Avengers 5: Trump after being sworn in

Marvel has no real plan for after Thanos except prequels with Ant-Man, the Ravagers, and the Sorcerer Supreme.

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>>85001003

When I saw scarlet witch's tits i was literally shaking too.

>>85000499
HOW CAN DC EVEN COMPETE

>>85001105
I just feel like we should have seen him do something already. So then we could be like "wow, if he's that powerful already, imagine how he'll be with all the chaos emeralds."

>>85000499
Is that Ivan Ooze?

>>85000808
>he shakes when he gets excited
Check yourself for neurological disorders

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>mfw I'm excited for IW

>>85001504
>literally shaking from a garbage movie
How fucking autistic can you be?

>>85003032
Literally everyone here is. They're just too scared to admit it

>>85000925
Where does
>start tipping exorbitant amounts of money for services you already paid for
fit in the equation?

>>85000605
>>85000625
>>85000651
>>85000656

Are you guys believers in that goofy old adage "more than 3 shakes and you're jerking off?"

Definitely apropos here, however I can't help but think sayings/ethea like this are one of the reasons there's supposedly traceable amounts of male urine in the average buffet.

That said, I post here because I endeavor to do the discourse equivalent of traceable amounts of male urine in the average buffet.

>>85001504
>Express themselves
But they aren't, they're expressing journalism trends to the nth degree because people love that shit for some reason.

>>85003036
it's quite kino tbqh with you famalam desu

>>85003036
>Garbage movie

You haven't even seen any fucking footage from it yet you troglodyte

>>85000708
>grapefruit
>purple

>>85003223
>capeshit, a marvel one at that
>not a garbage movie

I know youre trolling, but in the case you're not, plz leave.

>>85001159

You'd need a time machine cuz it's all been over for a really long time, anon.

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>>85000542
What else do you expect from reddit marvelcucks?

>>85000847
you misused trademark and copyright signs

>>85003285
>Marvel movies are garbage meme
None of them are shit, most of them are just mediocre with some bright spots like Iron Man and Winter Soldier

>>85003324
Why is Snyder so obsessed with cocks ??

>>85000542
This will be NYT headlines 10 years from now.

Instead of headlines like "Crash on parkway kills mother of 2" it will be "Mother dead after crash. We can't even..."

>>85003333
they are all mediocre and alle the same.
Literally a landfill.

PLZ go back to r/marvelcucks

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>>85003324
Yeah I can see working with Snyder really went well for Ben

>>85000542
they have parkinsons you cock

>>85001003

I honestly can't tell if that's a woman or not. Looks gay as fuck.

>>85001486
Hello pajeet you are back with your new oc again?

>>85001097
grapefruit isn't purple dipshit

>>85000499
(((berg)))

>>85003032
>>85003087
I'm not. IW is a clusterfuck of all the marvel heroes. It's going to be a headache to watch.

>>85003032
Haven't seen any MCU joints since AOU but I'll see this

>>85001681
>Captain Globalist
You mean Kony Stark?

I'm so fucking scared, lads. I don't want to die before watching this movie. And the sequel, actually. What should I do? I'm scared to go out, something could happen to me.

>>85004262
Did you ever leave your basement before? No? Just keep doing that

>Thor becomes cynical since Ragnarok and has become unworthy of Mjolnir
>Thor decides to use an axe instead and calls Mjolnir 'a useless relic'
>Thor leaves Mjolnir in asgard where he was last able to wear it
>Thor has a sudden change in personality in which he blames himself for everything and wants to take matters in his own hands to stop Thanos
>infinity war pt. 2 climax ends with a group effort of all involved individuals ending with Drax ripping Thanos' heart out and Bucky dying
>everyone thinks its all over, finally an ending to capeshit
>Thanos' heart starts beating again on Drax's palm implying that the infinity gems renders Thanos immortal
'Interesting.. Fools taking up arms against omnipotence. rushing head-on into Armageddon. So I shall provide you with a most glorious doomsday! The heavens will run red with blood. But in the end, as always, Thanos will stand triumphant.. Prepare yourselves. For now, I summon...the end.' Thanos says as he dispatches everyone involved
>Thanos leaves Thor heavily incapacitated
"They have, finally and for all time, shown the galaxy that they are a swarm of irresponsible, unevolved organisms, that must be put down before they destroy us all... all these actors in this grand drama, and I, Thanos, appear to be the only participant with a full grasp on the situation"
>Thanos laughs as he turns his back from the chaos and shifts his gaze into the cosmos
>The Mad Titans steadily becomes angry and starts cursing at the heavens
"I am finished with you, lady! I have given everything for you-- even been dead, under your sole command! I have been MAD!

>>85004380
>out of the rubble, a single Avenger struggles to stand up
"Beautiful isnt it... Rogers?" Thanos has his back to the avenger,looking up the stars
>Rogers struggles to stand up using his shield and slowly makes his way to the Mad Titan and inevitable doom
"Your fate will lay heavily on my heart, Avenger, though by all rights it shouldn't. I did not force you to fight me. I gave you the chance to surrender the Gems. You forced me into doing what I did. I had to be faithful to my nature. For, after all, I am Thanos.
>Roger stands face-to-face against the Usurper
"As long as one man stands against you, Thanos, you will never be able to claim victory"
>Thanos becomes even more pissed
"Noble sentiments from one who is about to die"
>Thanos prepares his attack on Rogers
"Ive lived my life by those sentiments..."
>Rogers dodges Thanos' attack
"And theyre well worth dying for"
>Rogers manages to land a single punch on the Titan
>Thanos grows angrier
>Thanos uses the time gem to revert Roger's back to his former self, an attempt to humiliate him in front of his fallen comrades
"Then die you shall!"
>Thanos slaps Rogers around
"Just like your race, small, stubborn, and stupid"
>Thanos prepares to end this one sided battle with a single blow
>Rogers barely manages to block it with his shield which then shatters
>Thanos lands a devestating blow unto Roger's chest
>Rogers smiles
'I can do this all day' as life exits his eyes

>cut to Steve Rogers in his old soldier uniform entering a bar
>Steve is greeted by his old comrades and the howling commandos
>Steve sees a young Howard Stark and Bucky by the bar next to a woman in a red dress with her back facing Steve
Saturday 1943, The Stork Club
"Peggy?" - Steve utters as the woman in red turns around
"Youre late" an amused Peggy mutters
"I know" leaves his lips as tears starts to fall
>Steve and Peggy starts to dance with 40s song playing in the background
"I thought you didnt know how to dance?" Peggy asks
"I had a lot of time"
>Peggy rests her head on Steve's chest
"I was worried... that you'd never make it"
"I have missed you Steve" - Peggy starts to tear up
>tears starts racing on Steve's face
>They dance as people around them start to disappear, from the howling commandos, to Howard Stark, to the bar tender and finally the bar patrons around them
>Just Steve and Peggy dancing in a dark bar with a single spot light
"I have to go, Peg" Steve worriedly says
"They need me"
"I know" Peggy nods
>Peggy then disappeared leaving Steve and Bucky alone in the spotlight

>>85003324
Of course DCfags are a bunch of real faggots

>confused Steve asks Bucky
"What is this place?"
"The end of the line"
"What about the others?"
"You can still save them, -or you could stay, either way, I'm with you, Pal"
>Steve is approached by a woman in black with a veil on her head who reaches her hand to Steve
>Steve reaches for the hand
>Thanos goes on with his rampage and prepares to end life on earth
>sudden realization hits Thor
>Thors reaches out his hand, calling Mjolnir one last time
>Thanos laughs
"Odinson, gaze upon what you failed to protect"
>we see Mjolnir vibrate then fly from Asgard to earth
>cut to Steve Roger's corpse springing back to life
>Thanos looks back and prepares to put down the first avenger once and for all
>Thor stops Mjolnir at Steve's feet, realizing his vital role in this war
>Thanos charges in
>Steve reaches for the Mjolnir just as Thanos is about to annihilate him
>huge explosion with lightning and shit
>chainmail armor starts to envelop Rogers and is reverted back to his stronger self
>Rogers gains the power of Thor and smacks Thanos around
>Fog of war clears
>Steve Roger is unconscious and sees that Thanos body is being embraced by the woman in black
>Steve managed to shatter the infinity gauntlet, the same thing keeping Thanos alive
>directed by David Benioff

>>85004411
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>>85004442
>>85004464
WE WUZ ROCKS N SHIT

>>85000499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG-qCyYZRms

>>85004380
>>85004411
>>85004442
>>85004464
wow
it's fuckin garbage

>>85004380
>>85004411
>>85004442
>>85004464

This is too much kino for the Russos to actually pull off

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>>85000654
>lol i'm not pathetic cause at least i spell right!
did you really? are you that pathetic.

>>85000542
its very embarrasing, how can you write that and not feel like a pathetic potato sack

>>85000611
Leftists can't be grown men.

>>85006245
How? Did she let him win?

teaser where?

are we seriously supposed to believe that not a single person who saw this shit didn't have the balls to try recording it? we should've seen it get leaked by now.

and then because it's impossible to stop shit like this once it does get leaked, the studios would have no choice but to release the proper fucking trailer themselves in response to capitalize on it..

>>85000499
Anyone else getting annoyed with these article titles?

I have no clue why, but every time I see
>X is Y and we're Z/and its Z/ etc etc.
I just feel annoyed.

>And we are still on Disney's payroll
ftfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgjuqBDJKC4
>DCucks are anti-Trump
Feels good to be a marvelchad

>>85001097
Grapefruit isn't purple

>>85001340
hit it with another piece of wood you mong.
also, buy a real knife next time.

>>85003112
no one's making your verbal diarrhoea a pasta, dumb nigger

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>>85003378
he's turning into nobel prize winning economist paul krugman.

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>>85003447
>>85008778

>they didn't watch Civil War

>>85000925
why do you think the Shakers only got established in the United States? anyone with Tourette's Syndrome to that degree was exiled there.

>>85001340
did he survive?

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>>85002448

these? they are kinda neat, but they wouldn't make me shake unless i was already freezing and she offered to warm me up with them.

>>85003162
>because people love that shit for some reason.

no. they don't. i'm one of a people, and i don't. it's because journalists have convinced advertisers that it makes people watch their ads, which they believe automatically translates into sales.

Leak when

>article says shaking
>entire thread becomes a disaster

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>>85000542

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>But's it's their culture!

Commercial liberalism, everybody. They would rather waste their "social justice" on bib bab drumpf instead of saving lives.

>>85006386
Kanye is a master at 4d chess

>>85001003
ALL OF THOSE WILL WASH OFF THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE CUMS ON HIS BACK!!!FACT!!!

>>85003347
Because he's an Ayn Rand reading closet faggot which is why "his" daughter killed herself!!!FACT!!!

>>85003324
Ben's abs are a e s t h e t i c

>>85003324
Check out DC's """"""""""women"""""""""

>>85000499
Very cool. Very cool.

>>85000542
maybe they had the AC cranked up too high

So, are you telling me nobody has leaked the trailer yet? I thought this was 2017

>>85000688
I like you

>>85001003
>two batman symbols

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>>85000946
Shoo shoo IDF

>>85012449
One's batman and one's Robin you fucking mong

>>85012449
One of those is for the Red Hood. Do you even capeshit?

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>>85001340
>Have an axe
>use the axe to hit a knife to chop the log

>>85004975

I have a very strong feeling that they'll rob Cap of his moment to either make it the Iron Man show or force the Captain Marvel meme by having her bonk Thanos.

>>85010063
they're also CG

>>85000499
Where's the footage?

>>85003389
Audible kek, although to be honest Parkinson is a very serious disease.

>>85003847
Now this one's pretty fucking embarrassing, although I notice, again, the unironic racial diversity. Races that the Nazis probably considered inferior participating in a semi-ironic resurgence of Nazism; just goes to show how desperate for ideology an ideologically starved and demoralized nation can be (I'm going to go out on a crazy limb and assume this is an American meetup).

>>85004380
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>>85004464
"captain america does something amazingly inspiring" is like the easiest guess ever. its like the core of his character.

>>85000499
any videos?

>>85000499
Thanos is the lamest villain in the history of villains, anyone who is excited for him hasn't read comics.

fyi iron man dies in this

>>85013532
but anon

the quips

think about all the quips!!

>>85003087
Fuck off. Avengers are the worst part of the MCU. It completely ruined a good Captain America series by turning it into Rise of Usain Boltron part 2.

>>85013532
>guy that hunts down and murders his own bastard children and has a raging boner for the avatar of death is no fun

>>85013532
I just hate him because he has a stupid and ugly face. I hate Darkseid too. They're both wrinkly ugly villains.

>>85000499
>I'm literally shaking
>A dude wrote this
Yeah, discarded.

>>85015708
>discarded
I'm imagining you sitting in your room fatass typing this and it's hilarious.

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>>85015746
the "(You) desperate phase"

>>85004464
can someone please explain to me why ANYONE likes captain america? hes just a dude on steroids. every super hero movie ever made should have him just getting obliterated in the first 10 seconds

>>85018415
Due to patriotism, but the he voted for Hillary and assassinated his own character.

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>>85000499

>we're still shaking
>eric eisenberg

When you just got off your shift writing feminism articles for buzzfeed and you switch hats and pretend to care about comics but forget to change your style.

>>85000808
>shaking from excitement for a childrens movie
Do Americans really do this?

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It's time to nuke Hollywood. Capeshit has gone too far

We deserve to collapse.

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>>85001340

>this is how to baton

A fucking frozen log.
Hitting a knife with an axe.
Batoning when you have a fucking axe.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

t. /out/

>>85004380
>>85004411
>>85004442
>>85004464

I know i've seen this before but someone at /tv has a flair for writing good, not overly-cheesy capeshit.

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>>85000579

>>85001105
They said too that he doesn't even used a fully formed Gauntlet to do it. Glad we're getting DBZ shit before the movie's even over.

why did marvel create thanos AND apocalypse? they are literally the same villains different fruits

>>85006580
exactly - where's the fucking leak? how do we wait till NOVEMBER?