Is this kino?

It's a fun movie

>>85000381
no, it's better than that

>>85000381
I thought so when I first watched it when I was 10.

Video game tier

>>85000381
Y

What does ole Jack Burton say about it?

>>85000381
yes

>>85000381
It is cinéma

>>85000446
spbp

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>>85000381
Some kind of thing

>>85000381
It's like a looney tunes live action feature

>>85000381
it's literally Fun: the Movie

No..... oh no.... don't tell me......WHAT IS THAT?

>>85000554
I think you are incapable of seeing the beauty in humor

>>85000381
>not the original poster

Struzan's poster is a classic, you pleb

>>85000381
absolutely.

no it's a mediocre flick

>>85000485

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpkz047b-qU

>>85000446
SPBP

Everyone can go home now.

>>85000485
The check is in the mail!

If it was made today people would complain about how convenient it was that both women had green eyes and that an entire chinese mythology could exist in a major american city with a bunch of random people knowing about it without mentioning anything prior to those specific events occurring.

But maybe that's just me

>>85000692
You are wrong

>>85000381

>>85000641
This one is cooler

>>85000767
*Wong

enjoy it now before the godawful remake taints all memory

>>85000871
>remake

really?

>>85000871
please no

Its reddit as fuck

>>85000920
>being this desperate for (You)'s

>>85000898
>>85000917
even better, dwayne johnson is producing

>>85001080
Okay Satan. You've made your point. You can stop now.

>>85001080
It's going to be LITTY!! No doubt my panties will be pissed soaked by this Summer flick!!

>>85000474
You mean board game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZqbhMgGeAU

>>85000692
This. I didn't hate it but I didn't see the big deal either and I love John Carpenter. The Thing, Escape from NY, and They Live are all waaaayy better.

>>85001080
I cant wait to see him do the eyebrow thing in the trailer while Kevin Heart makes a joke about not being able to see over a fence

>>85001208
>no TTS mod

fuck it

I thought it was hilarious and have seen it about 5 times showing it to friends after having a few drinks and its always a blast to watch.

>>85000381

Yes.

I had an interesting experience with it.

>See it as a child and love it

>See it as an adolescent and find it "stupid"

>See it as a young adult and love it

But it's a legitimately good movie and legitimately subversive.

Which is why it was also legitimately a great big flop.

>>85000766

If it was made today it would be the subject of 101 articles from outlets like Salon and the A.V. Club detailing why it is abhorrent racist trash and that the director needs to be lynched by squads of roaming Antifa, followed by comments sections in which White Bois point out that the film ridicules the machismo of the central, straight white male character to which the rest of the commentators would reply;

>GOOD NIGHT ALT RIGHT #RESIST DON'T TRY TO JUSTIFY WHITE WASHING AND NAZISM SCUMBAG

Then all of these responses would be screencapped and shared on /pol/, before being spammed here on /tv/ by one autistic guy for months leading to bump limit threads in which people argue about who is and who isn't /pol/ and where they should or should not go back to.

And no one would actually watch the movie except for one guy who has it playing in a small window on netflix while he masturbates to blacked webms in a larger window and then posts later on /tv/ that it "fucking sucked and didn't make any sense".

>>85001080

Dwayne could actually do it.

Plus he's being financed by a Chinese company, so maybe in a perfect world it will include Stephen Chow.

Dwayne Johnson could even put a different spin on it by parodying Arnie and Sly, rather than John Wayne.

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My favorite part was at the final showdown. All that build up and the first thing Jack does is shoot his gun into the ceiling, breaking loose some bricks that knock him the fuck out for most of the final fight

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>>85001948
John Carpenter said he got complaints of cultural application at the time he made it actually. I recommend the listening to the commentary if you're into those

>>85000485
It's all in the reflexes.

Kino of the highest caliber.

>May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.
>Couple o' Californians

>>85001948

what have we become?