Smile, you son of a

Gun.

I'm Dunn Heir

terrible movie. Why did you make this thread?

>>84994572
>jaws
>terrible movie
You don't deserve the air you're using up.

>>84994572
Do you have any ideas who you are stealing from

>>84994400
How was he going to finish his sentence?

>>84994400
fish.

>>84995930
...shark

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>>84994400

>tfw you know that it is scientifically impossible for a bullet to penetrate the ocean at tops speeds without breaking into pieces

Oh well

>>84994400
This moment disappointed me. I felt like he lost his chill and let the shark get to him. Maybe he wins, but where's the joy in it when the shark was living rent-free in his mind for so long? He should have done it cool, like Buster Keaton or Marlon Brando in The Wild One. No fuss, no muss, just takin' out the trash.

>>84994400
He was going to say "bitch", because he's scientifically an ignoramus. Shark mommas aren't called bitches, they're called Mom Shark.

>>84997850
wtf are you on about? he didnt shoot the water he shot the compressed air tank in the shark's mouth, which still doesnt make sense unless you live in a video game, but still

https://youtu.be/FpxOLhuNXfM

>>84994444
i'm seein' double. TWO FOURS!

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>>84994400
Eh ??

>>84994400
The only cool aspect to this film was the Garand. The film was trash.

>>84999183
Aren't baby sharks called 'pups'? Given that, 'bitch' could make sense.

Shitty ending better if the shark killed them all

>>84994572
underage

>>84994400
Why did he say this? If he had missed the shot after saying this it would have sounded stupid.

>>84997850
The bullet didn't penetrate the ocean. It hit the air tank that was in the shark's mouth.

>there are people on /tv/ that hate Jaws

Damn. I thought this would be one of the few movies exempt from /tv/'s hatred of everything.

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>>85003298
(((Jaws)))

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>>85003550

Um, who is that?