Star Wars the last Jedi behind the scenes

Goddamn this is gonna be so bad

hateful, horse-faced chav

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what is with all the red?

>>84990230
Cool

>>84990230
it looks breddy gud

>next to 0 Kylo
why are these promos so shit

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>mfw they try to trick us that this movie will be new and fresh

>>84990344
Dark Side.

I think it looked alright
it definitely hasn't had the giant hype that ep VII had, but I will definitely see it

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>>84990230
There is my little girl, gosh she is so cute... adorable.

We love you Daisy! wow

>>84990691
She wouldn't come near you if her life depended on it, she prefers the elegance of the African male

I will see it just to see how much of my hometown Dubrovnik is in it.

>>84990381
>>84990344
to be edgy

My god hearing every actor speak those banal platitudes in the trailer made me realize what a shit film and copy of ESB it really will be, when they say all that shit all you can think about is how desperate they are to show that it wont be an exact copy of ESB

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Are you excited for this, anons? Why?

>>84990741
I'm happy with what she wants to do. She is an independent and succesful woman you know? She can do whatever she wants. You are jelous because you aren't cute and succesful.

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Mary Sue can beat 3 Knights of Ren at a time, isn't she stronk?

>>84990846

It's hard to get excited for Star Wars when we're getting them every 12 months

>>84990381
>>84990344
They joined the imperial guard? looks like they want those hunger games visuals

>>84990230
confirmed for kino
rian is going to save this franchise

>>84990860
How stupid can be that movement?

3 vs 1 and they all make the same movement??

With not trying to attack her in different places??

>>84990860
Gee, Rey, your mom lets you fight THREE KNIGHTS?

>>84990860

Narratively speaking the trilogy is fucked. Even if they slip some new retconned weakness in to make it not a complete bore of a story, where else can she go with it? She beat all of the villains without losing even a little bit.

Where the hell do you even go from there? Oh snoke is there so I guess she's going to single handedly beat palpatine jr too in this movie. So by the time third comes around she will be running the universe.

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>>84990921
Talking about stupid, look at her face...

>>84991040
Yeah, I don't know if she is laughing or making an effort... this girl can't act.

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>>84991040
is she taking acting lessions from the game of thrones broad?

>>84990846
no. im pretty much over star wars.

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is she going to fuck the black guy? will (((they))) go that far in ruining the series with their agenda?

>>84991080
omg so much cringe

>>84990979
>So by the time third comes around she will be running the universe.
Yes, that's why TLJ has to end on a stupid cliffhanger like TFA otherwise nopbody would be interested in anymore. If the leaks are true. Mary Sue defeats Kylo Ren in a fit of rage, but he manages to calm her and tell her something we can't hear...John WIlliams music rolls up.

>>84990344
>>84990381
It's either a childish attempt at foreshadowing the dark side, or an even more childish attempt at a bait and switch

>>84991143
damn, too soon

>>84991080
Is she playing a retard in this clip?>>84991098

>>84991098
I don't care. I don't like her enough to care about who she fucks.

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HUGE SPOILER

NOT BAIT

>>84991210
oh shit now I can't go watch the movie

>>84991098
Even Kathleen kennedy don't like this idea. That's why she brought a chink to get boned by Boyega. Everyone knows he's horny as fuck and would shag anything. Kathleen was worried eventually it would become inevitbale, he would rape Rey.

>>84991210
Dude, what the fuck? Is that real? How is he in movies?

>>84991210
I wonder how he loses it, considering that at the end of the film he's fighting along side Rey

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>>84990846
the toys, nothing else left to be excited over from Nu Wars: Female Force

though its not like I can afford these figures either but they're nice to look at

>>84991143
i feel like these celebrity deaths are a twisted marketing ploy into yet another channel

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>>84991144

Who knows, the entire timeline is just depressing.

>>84991210
Thats for Logan Lucky

>>84991287
>>84991279
You people are retarded.
Thats from another movie.

>tfw used to be a huge star wars fan as a kid
>even subscribed to some monthly comic and toy star wars shit
>watched the movies all the time and owned countless toys

>watch this shit trying to make star wars seem deep and epic

I'm embarrassed for 'geeky' adult children that actually look forward to shit like this.

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Kylo black series Last Jedi figure

>>84991287
He cuts it off himself to be more like Vader-senpai

>>84991338
No it's not.

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>>84990230
...ok.

>>84991338
We know it's another movie but it's obviously a hint to what happens in TLJ. The french translator leak again confirmed. Kylo loses his arm instead of Rey, because feminism. A female character can win like a man, but can't lose like a man.

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What did he mean by this?

>>84991358
They really did move the scar. They don't even give a fuck any more

>>84990230
>The characters are so complex
They have to be kidding.

>>84991436
>another movie
Again, no it's not

>>84991098
Hope not but i don't care, they dropped the fucking ball with TFA, nobody gives a shit anymore. They fucked up Rey, they fucked up Luke, they fucked up Kylo Ren, the only mildly interesting character. And for what? To prove women are strong, GOOD FUCKING JOB FEMINISTS THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE IT IS TO MAKE FANTASY FILMS

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>>84991450
I lost it at "spiritual depth"

>>84990979
It's amazing how they've managed to write themselves into a corner.
Normally when a hero gets too powerful, the Big Bad Guy, in this case Snoke, would be the one to bring back some form of tension with a show of power.
Even if Kennedy lets this happen, which is such a big IF that it should only barely be acknowledged, Luke is still there. They can't risk killing Luke, or else toy sales would suffer. They can't risk making him look weak for the same reason.
Narratively speaking, every action of Snoke's suggests that he fears Luke and couldn't 1v1 him anyway, so changing that would weaken the plot further.

I honestly can't think of any way to salvage this without implicitly retconning the first one.

>>84990502
I want to adopt it

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Rundown on this chink?

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>It's a classic story of good vs evil

WE ALREADY GOT THAT WITH THE OT
I WANTED SOMETHING NEW
FUCKING KIKES

>>84990230
It looks pretty good desu

>>84990860
>noodle arms
>zero muscle tone
>Holding back three grown men

This movie is going to be fucking awful

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I heard Finn could do tap dancing in this movie to distract the people at the casino while his chink pal would steal the new starkiller base plans

>>84991530
Eh. We thought Ep1 was shit until George Lucas was offered an out with everyone speculating Jar Jar was secretly a sith lord. Frankly, that would have made a great trilogy if he'd gone down that path.

I'm so salty about the new Star Wars movies that I haven't seen either of them but even I can accept that there is no corner that masterful writing can't get you out of (despite it being extremely unlikely for this series).

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>It's a wrap

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>>84991098
They are not. Black guy with white girl is still a kind of taboo for big movies.

>>84991611
Fucking this, the prequels tried something different but they fucked it up, i felt like i was watching house of cards, in space, they added to much real life politics into it and ruined the immersion of "a galaxy far far away" i would have ended TFA with Kylo Ren killing the cunt, eradicating the "resistance" and evil winning once and for all, at least that would have been different.

when did disney become nu-disney?

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>>84991182
Yes, it's a romantic comedy where the Chad is in a wheelchairand and he is constantly mocking her for being so naive, childish and stupid.

In the end Chad decides to kill himself.

My gf made me watch it.

>>84991514
The worst part is that this isn't even being done because of her parasitic ideology.
The only reason she and her cancer is allowed to spread is as a demographic replacement scheme.

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>>84990230
>episode 8
>the last one didn't even have a number

This one doesn't either

>>84991655
>we
Speak for yourself redditfag. The prequels were fucking awesome

>>84991740
>The worst part is that this isn't even being done because of her parasitic ideology.

>her

Who? Rey? Or the people behind the movie?

>>84991740
>The only reason she and her cancer is allowed to spread is as a demographic replacement scheme.

I don't understand this tb h

Im calling it now. Rey is gonna rekt all the baddies in ep 8 and be the super kawaii mary sue super woman just like 7 and /tv/ will cry about it until episode 9 comes out and it turns out disney was setting up an anakin story done right the entire time and Rey goes dark side end of 9 and the trilogy ends on a melancholy note like the prequels.

I guarantee it.

>>84990230
Looks amazing.

>>84991809
You're giving Disney more credit than it has thus far earned.

The only way it wouldn't be boring is if Rey at some point gets her shit kicked in and loses an arm and a leg or some shit, kinda like what happened to Luke.

That has two problems though: 1.) People would say it was too similar to ESB, which would maybe be true, depending on how they do it. 2.) People would see it as a girl being weak or w/e and might throw a shitfit, so it won't happen regardless.

Shame.

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>>84991867
Who is the protagonist in this new trilogy?

>>84991720
Moral of the story. kill yourself if you're in a wheelchair. Hollywood today

>>84991600
diversity hire #221930

>>84991640
DANCE OFF BRO, ME AND YOU

>>84991655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTziNcVtY24&t=22s

Has disney ever done any masterful writing, ever?

>>84991776

he said the first one didn't, meaning the original star wars film

>>84991802
I mean Kennedy.
Every action of hers is designed to alienate the older audience that actually cares about Star Wars.
Make no mistake, Disney doesn't care about feminism one bit. They DO, however, care about getting a new demographic. The feminism shit allows them to cater to normalfags and virtue signallers, while also allowing them to do all they can do get the female demographic.
The prequels show that the fanboys will swallow any shit with Star Wars on it, but they still need to deal with the older audience that, against all odds, holds hope Star Wars might be good again.

Most people would do something like make a good film with a good female character in it to cover all bases, something like Aliens.
Given that this would take too much effort, Disney is instead making sure that they don't have to bother with that demographic any more by defiling everything they like about Star Wars

Why are you all so afraid to express positive feelings about anything? Especially on an anonymous forum? Are you that worried about looking cool to strangers, that you just automatically shit on everything?

>>84991867
The suequel trilogy is fucked no matter what. What JJ Abrams did is unrecoverable even if you gathered the best script writers and directors to make the next movie. The premise set up in TFA is just too crappy

>>84991813
Some of the creatures look interesting, but there's not enough practical effects to tell. I'm surprised there aren't any new landscapes yet either.

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>>84991600
This chick plays her sister in the movie. I guess they feel fat asians have no one to relate to, so they can't enjoy Star Wars.

>>84991611
Nope, star wars should always be good vs evil

get wrecked faggot

>>84992041
stop proyecting

Is there a reason that Disney and these new directors are not bringing back any original Star Wars alien species other than the main character ones like the Mon Calamari people?

>>84990502
Is that baby Anakin?

>>84991867
The way I'd do it is by having her take a lethal shot or stab to the chest, and have Luke save her via the force. Gets to be a callback to Yoda's lessons on life's connection to the force, show that Rey isn't omnipotent, give Luke something unique and even have a connection to Sheev

>>84992041
Have you heard the tale of the scorpion and the frog?

>>84990846
star wars is becoming just like the MCU, so no

>>84991080
Is she a fucking animatronic?

>>84990230
>shit propaganda desu

propaganda = it hurts my feelings?

>>84992051
Rogue One had also interesting creatures, but they barely appear in the film. Can you remember a single scene involving a creature? No, they were too busy tayloring the movie for niche demographics.

>>84990502
Is he /ourguy/?

>>84991809
I would forgive them in this instance, but it won't happen, so why even consider it?

If Rey doesn't go dark side she will forever be a mary sue

>>84992057
The thin chick was too hot for Boyega and better looking than Marey Sue said Kathleen Kennedy with her nosy voice. Find me some fatty to hook him up with.

>>84990230
i dislike the trend they started with TFA where even the behind the scenes stuff is just a trailer for the movie.

i like the new designs and sets, though.

>>84992081
Because "things I know", "AT-At", "I'm gonna cum"

>>84990230
Excited for Daisy's fat ass desu baka

>>84991809
Are we going with shit that might improve the inevitable trainwreck?
how about
>Luke defeats the knights of Ren without drawing his saber
>meanwhile Rey gets rekt by Kylo and Anakin's saber is destroyed
>Luke finally ignites his saber to defeat Kylo

>>84990230
They're gonna turn Luke into a bad guy and/or kill him.

The entire movie is going to be retarded, but plebs will love it.

>>84992273
Her ass is probably gonna be covered up the whole movie

>>84990230
>Calling this a trilogy
>Disney clearly states that they'll be making Star Wars movies until they stop making money

What's Disney's plan for episode 10 and beyond? New original ideas or more nostalgia reboot trash?

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>>84992327
>They're gonna turn Luke into a bad guy
I can actually see them doing this

>>84991439
"I drive"

>Last 2 years carbon copies of these kind of threads for ep vii and RO
>both times /tv/ anus was obliberated by 2 good pretty good star wars movies

Is gonna happen again, and your autism is not going to be able to process it, again.


>>84991867
well disney's marvel movies have a thing with missing limbs too so is not that far fetched.

>>84992348
true

we'll still have the premiere and events pics tho

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Does this look familiar?

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>>84991939
It's a british movie.

And well, if i'm the chad of the chads with all the pussy, money, british accent, looks, inteligence and a high regard for kino music and films and all of sudden i lose everything and have to stand a retarded bitch all day and can't even go outside out of fear of getting sick i would kms too.

>>84991080
Really good CGI eyebrows.

>>84992407
They'll release a few spinoffs, get the focus groups to test what parts had the best reaction, then make a sequel based off that.
I'm actually inclined to believe that the spinoffs were outright designed to be focus tests in disguise.

>>84992464
>A black guy and an asian women stop hitlers army

this is what they want you to believe

>>84992431
If you listen to Mark's interviews about the movie, it definitely seems plausible.

He basically hated the script.

>>84992464
You're missing when Luke and Han dressed as Stormtroopers where dress like the bad guys to do the thing in the bad guys base all began.

>>84992464
I'm assuming this is a joke about the girl's uniform being fucking terrible.
You can't go undercover and have a chink in your armour like that.

>>84992446
>2 good pretty good star wars movies

You're not talking about TFA are you? Because it was garbage.

What if Rey turns evil and Luke is the good guy once again.

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Awwwww

>>84992468
Got it, but what's the point of the movie? Watching a guy lose everything and killing himself?
Did the retarded chick drive him to suicide?

>>84991439
>... I hyperdrive

>>84992544
>>84992431
>>84992327
If I had to guess from the way Kennedy thinks, I'd say that they're jealous of Luke and Mark being such icons of Star Wars that they can't replicate.
They probably won't kill him yet, but they're almost certainly going to do some character assassination and try to shift public opinion until it's safe for them to unceremoniously kill him off.

>>84991080
She is in that Han Solo movie. Good way to make Daisy look like an amazing actress in comparison.

I-I'm excited for it...

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>casino planet
The leaks were true. All of them.
This shit might go straight to the trash compactor lads.

>>84990230
any story leaks?

>>84992544
I doubt it's that since he said he wanted to play his evil self but they refused. So my guess is that we git nu-Luke. A failed patriarch just like Han Solo, he's some sort of loser and coward.

>>84992568
i'd say Rogue One was the worst trash but id take both

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I like some of the tech and how anime Laura Dern's character looks.

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>>84992673
>tfw the only hope you have for a good movie is that the leaker was using information he knew would be confirmed in order to spin some bullshit for his own amusement

>>84992683
Force tree
Anakin ghost sloth
It's a reboot of Empire Strikes Back

>>84992568
I guess you where not around then but there wasn't nitpicking on the movie on /tv/ until about 3 months later, everyone was praising it and shitposters went into hiding or looking for camrips as usual.

>>84992673
I like the guy grabbing the chips but where is the Wolfman when you need him?

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>>84992648
I want to be excited. But I just can't manage it.

>>84992544
Both his comments and the teaser trailer have me pretty convinced that Luke is going Dark Side. I see a lot of apologists claiming that it's just a ruse, but people thought that about TFA before it came out too, so...

>>84992464
Does she have Down's syndrome? Genuinely looks that way.

>>84992703
Actually that does make a lot more sense.

Thanks Disney.

1. Rogue One
2. Empire Strikes Back
3. A New Hope


The rest are dirt

>>84992780
>finn in a pilot's suit

Im looking forward to that and Poe more than anything.

>>84990344
Blood. Subliminal.

>>84992703
Evil CLONE, not original Luke gone bad. HUUUUUUGE difference.

>>84991439
I'm an x-wing pilot ... I fly

>>84992830
Empire Strikes Back is bad?

>>84992673
I don't know shit about cinema, but do cameras actually use wifi?

>>84992748
i heard this rumor. Do you have a source?

>>84992648

How?

>>84992041
Because experience and prior knowledge tells us it will be shit

>>84992823
Her hat isn't even put on properly. SHe's playing the clumsy fat asian secretary, yet they made her a mechanic and called her Rose, like Rosie the riveter. Nu-Wars under Kennedy is the most pathetic thing ever invented

>>84992897
Me neither, but why not? You can build in small wifi card in literally anything these days.

>>84992847
>we could have had Luuuke and Luuuuuke but instead we just get old Luke

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Is Daisy THICC now?

>>84992714
Better wig than Twin Peaks tb h

>>84992912
Go look in the archives

http://archive.4plebs.org/

>>84992897
Expensive ones do. To transmit the footage directly to the director's screen setup.

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>>84992960
Just fuck my space opera up senpai

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Cute. A cute!!!

Do you guys think she braps during lovemaking?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>84993090
kys

>>84990344
Dark!Rey makes me so hard

I don't think putting chinks in The Last Jedi is going to make it do better in China since the nigger is still in it

>>84990846
No, I can't even remember the names of any of these boring ass characters

>>84993024
>http://archive.4plebs.org/

it has over 100 pages
the search would take too long

>>84993150
lmao this

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Will Rey and Finn finally fuck? I hope it's very graphic and gratuitous

>>84992071
>good versus evil
>prequels were space lolbertarians vs oligarchic republic with theocratic backing
at last i truly see

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>>84993154
Search for key words like "force tree" and "sloth" you dumb cunt

>>84993111
It's funny because she's a bumbling spy and her hat is crooked.

Good joke.

>>84993217
man i hope so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pryBP4K-_34

Ignoring the propaganda baout diversity, this game seems more patrician than nu-disney starwars.

>>84990344
It means nothing, everything will be lukewarm, your imagination creates better shit than they will make

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wew lads

Rey turns to the Dark SIde at the end of Episode 9.

Emperor Rey for the next trilogy.

Thank you Disney.

-Me and my wife's kids.

>>84992874
no

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>>84990230
I just want it to stop. I've had enough of Star Wars being so bad.

>>84993090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cUhuzRCxPe

>>84993194
thicc

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>>84993001
She's been T H I C C for a while now.

>>84990230
I regret how optimistic I was when Disney bought star wars

>>84993353
you just know that thicc ass has being banged by at least 5 niggers already

>>84993111
This is obviously a callback and humorous spin on when Luke wore stormtrooper outfits and Leia had some crack about how he thought they were taller. The Asian chick from Scorpion is probably just a spy but had to wear that and the Imperials might notice but of course not just before they die.

TFA is objectively the best Star Wars movie ever made. Its one failing point however it that it didn't fulfill the expectation of a subgroup of the core fanbase, a group that can in laymans terms be described as dickless permavirgin aspies. These individuals got a certain expectation from the film marketing which created for them an excitement and hope to live through the Kylo Ren character as a surrogate for their fantasy world of being a badass. This expectation however was shattered in a humiliating reversal wherein a character that is best summarized as a wittle gurl, bitch slapped the shit out of this Kylo Ren character who also turned out to himself be a unflattering reminder of the personality traits of said aspies in his childish unhinged emotional outbursts.

>>84993263
ficki ficki

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>>84993378
>tfw they're rapidly approaching the point where the vong, the suncrusher or even Karen fucking Traviss would be an improvement.

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>>84993217
What's under that tarp is most likely this

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>>84993263

How wet is Daisy?

>>84991600
She's gonna be the tech expert who can hack all the terminals and bypass the compressors even faster than Rey

>>84993111
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
when I tried that it gave me
>system thinks your post is spam
error

>>84993392
Nice.

>>84993219
there is no source

>>84993263
I don't understand.

It's just a picture of Daisy.

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>>84991080

>>84993503
is that finn?

>>84993313
If they pulled a KOTOR1 that would be pretty legendary. She kills Finn and Kylo who agrees to go to the light side. Then goes with a few other dudes and goes to kill Snoke. Then becoming the New Emperor.

Everyone who was either Light Side or Dark Side is dead. Grey is the only path now.

>>84993555
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252/
4u

>>84993649
The only Kotor reference I want is HK turning up and killing half the cast

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>>84990230
Oh look, a Star Wars bait thread with a bunch of autistic retards complaining about a film not even out. I'm sure there will be intellectual discourse from these mouth breathing faggots, not just the same five or six memes shitposted until archive.

>>84993718
Hi, /co/.

>>84990502
Why don't you just goddamn hang yourself if it bothers you?

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>mfw goyims pay to see this trash

>>84993759
OH GOOD ONE HEEHEE SIMPLY EBIN

Looks dope.

>>84993718
didnt even read your post but thats a nice cat

>>84993761
>>84993718

>These assblasted nuDisney defenders

Get necked.

>>84993774
Oh the jews? You mean the Jews are behind this? You mean the jews made this movie? Like the Jews in Hollywood? The Jews? The Jews everywhere? The Jews??? All of the Jews? Like the Jews? But the Jews? What about the Jews?

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>>84993794

>>84992683
Everytime info comes out there always seems to be "insider leaks" to follow, so we'll soon see what shit 4chan makes up

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>>84993439
>TFA is objectively the best Star Wars movie ever made.

>>84993829
>essentially calls you a Disney shill
Check that one off the list, eh?

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>>84993872

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>>84990230
>People still care about the dogshit series Star Wars has been transformed into during the year of our lord 2017
I just don't fucking understand, none of the characters are memorable and the ones that are come from the first series of movies. Even the actors are shitting on what Star Wars has become, who watching this garbage?

>>84993794
Why make such a gay post?

Do you suck cock or something?

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Still going to be better than any of the prequels

Daily reminder, only jobless NEETs, faggots, and EU nerds who can't let go dislike new star wars

>>84993971
Fags love Nu-Wars, though. It's basically made for them.

>Luke is actually talking to all those birds
>Anakin is a sloth
>Rey is incarnation of the light side
kek

demographic wars: the quest to sell merchandise

>>84990230
>0:47
Dubrovnik, Croatia. Where they film most of the King's Landing scenes for Game of Thrones.

source: am Croatian

>>84993194
i work for Lucasfilm. we hired the asian chick to be the slave's love interest. Rey is actually a lesbian. her mother is Captain Phasma (who is also a lesbian herself). diversity across the entire spectrum is what the Mouse told us.

>>84993439
I unironically agree with you.

Also daily reminder there are people who somehow think this cringe was better than the TFA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq51w34Hg9I

I don't even no what is more cringe, the shitty dialogue or the shitty fight choreography which is supposed to display Warriors the entire galaxy fears.

>>84991600
fat Jet Li

>>84992041
Because it's capeshit in space and episode 7 ruined this board permanently.

>>84992327
>>84992431
>>84992544
>>84992802

Jesus christ he's not going evil, but he's probably going to abandon the strict adherence to Light VS Dark or Jedi/Sith. It makes sense that Hamill would say he didn't agree with that kind of direction because everyone's just always assumed Luke would go on to be some super fucking paragon of the Order for the last 30+ years. A Luke that ultimately decides Ben, Yoda and the Order's teachings were somehow flawed and goes on a mad pilgrimage to find the full, true history of the Force sounds fresh as hell.

>>84993928
>y-y-you gay!
Woah, is this the power of nu-/tv/?

>>84991600
She's Finn's love interest.

I'm serious.

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>>84993907

Nobody could honestly defend them unless they had an inherent bias. Or inherent interest in defending them. Not when you know they're regurgitated garbage that makes the OT redundant and ruins the film franchise in a way lucas could never accomplish.

Yearly releases, same formulaic brunette female lead for all 10 films. Etc.

Not having the balls to call them remakes because that is what they are. The 'anthology' films have been unmitigated disasters. RO got re-shot because it didn't fit the MCU mold and they forced Vader in the back end to try and save the film when edwards explicitly stated he wanted a war movie without lightsabers.

The music has been really worst of it all, even prequels had memorable music and now we're left with anything beyond irredeemable cash grab nonsense defended by sycophants who must have an interest in their bias. Hopefully financial because if you sit around defending this watered down, unoriginal garbage, I'd have to wonder just how pathetic you are.

So kindly fuck off baitartist.

>>84994145
>on a mad pilgrimage to find the full, true history of the Force sounds fresh as hell.

Oh Christ, is that what you used at the board meetings when you sold them on this trash?

>>84994080
And that's bad?

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>>84993439
>>84994083
This is bait. If it isn't I feel bad for your shit taste.

>>84993678
thank you

>>84993902
well they were right about Rehash Awakens

>>84994179
>posting copypasta because you were called out for repeating a tired old script.
You need to relax, hothead.

>>84992756
>there wasn't nitpicking on the movie on /tv/ until about 3 months later, everyone was praising it and shitposters went into hiding
People praised it out of excitement that there was finally a new star wars movie, later we realized how shit it was.

>>84993491
As if they could be any less blatant about the obvious Nazi parallels

>>84990860

Yoda versus a grown man, ridiculous!

>>84994250

I can write faster than you doesn't make it copypasta and if it was, you could fucking find it in the desu, which you'll never post a repeated source for. Meaning you're a chimp mouthed faggot that lies.

>>84994303
Except it wasn't shit and some of you stick to this contrarian shtick out of sheer repetition considering TFA was the number 1 grossing film of the last decade.

I'm convinced most of you actually enjoyed it.

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>>84994036
>Rey is incarnation of the light side

The Clone Wars already did this and it was pure utter garbage, god fucking damnit is there not a single original idea in Disney

>>84994158
I didn't stutter, you putrid faggot.

>>84990846
I already saw empire strikes back I dont need to see the 2017 "reimagining"

>>84994384
I do enjoy the film, but that doesn't make it good.

I hope Star Wars is the thing that kills Disney

>>84994145
Either way, Disney destroyed his character.

He wouldn't have complained about it otherwise.

>>84994333
>being this mad
What's it like being on the spectrum?

>>84994409
Putrid, huh? That's a big boy word! Good job!

>>84994496

I wouldn't know since you can't read and spend a lot of time lying or it's just another symptom of your stupidity.

>>84990230
>were really getting to know these new characters
Yeah that should have happened in the fucking FIRST movie of this new trilogy. J.J. is a fucking hack.

>>84994396
>there not a single original idea in Disney
Lady And The Tramp wasn't based on any pre existing material, though.

>>84994548
>you can't read
Because...?

>>84991809
But anon that doesn't sell merch. The scripts are written to make money and pull in women. Nothing else matters not even quality.

>>84994545
>That's a big boy word!

Maybe for retards like you, you fucking retard.

>>84994464
That's literally the only way "good" matters. There is no objective scale to film, you halfwit. Did you like it? That makes it good.

>>84994582
>Lady And The Tramp
1955

>>84994601
I guess you missed the second half of that joke...

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>>84994229
It isn't. That shit is pure cringe
>When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master
>Only a master of evil Darth
*characters move elbows slightly for lightsabers to clash*

You nostalgiafags are the worst.

>>84994675
There was no joke, you dumb cocksucker.

Thanks for derailing the thread.

>>84994632
There's plenty of straight up terrible films I enjoy to watch because its entertaining

>>84992041
Hey now I was never a big sw fan (I actually liked the prequels as much as the originals) and I went into tfa wanting to like it. It wasn't a good movie and deserves a lot of hate. I'm sorry. Remaking a new hope with girl Luke and super diverse characters doesnt automatically make a movie good.

>>84994696
Is it a
>If I greentext, that makes it bad
Episode?
Are you relying on the fact that nobody remembers TFA enough to fire it back at you?

>I pitched that to George … as an actor, that would be more fun to play. I just thought that’s the way it was going. When we finished II, I figured, that’s what will be the pivotal moment. I’ll have to come back. But I’ll have Han Solo in my crosshairs, and I’ll be about to kill him, or about to kill the princess, or about to kill somebody that we care about.

Lmaooooooo who cares what Hamill has to say. He's clueless about Luke.

>>84992756
>until three months later when the mouse shills finally fucked off

>>84994751
Then you are dense, of course putrid isn't a big boy word...I was mocking you, retard.

>>84994632
>Did you like it? That makes it good.
That's the most plebian shit I have ever heard, I enjoyed Double Down, does that make it good? No it doesn't, it's still a pathetic excuse for a film.

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>>84994468
Never ever. You see, it's popular now to be """geek""", watch Nu-Star Wars, have some bunch of STAR WARS stickers on your iphone and mac, wear a star wars t-shirt. It's trend nowadays. When trend is changed, disney will slightly kill star wars without anyone noticing.

>>84994816
Anon, the point is that there is no "good" or "bad" when it comes to aesthetics and art. There is no such thing as an objectively good or bad film...

>>84994815
Wow, dense is a big boy word! Good for you!

Isn't this a funny joke?

>>84994871
>I am getting mocked, so I don't find it funny
Water is wet too, hothead.

>>84992673
>casino planet
>force penguins
>sloth anakin
>remake of esb

I hope to god normies wake up and realize realizethis nu star wars is shit.

So this video confirms the little creatures that live with Luke. The ones that are strong in the force.

>>84994842
>now
It's ALWAYS been socially acceptable to wear Star Wars shit in public, so long as you weren't a hambeast or neckbeard.
It's not like with D&D or anime, where you have to be chad to pull it off in public; you just have to look normal.

>>84994870
>There is no such thing as an objectively good or bad film
If you honestly think this, you have mental problems.

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>>84993217
I like Y-Wings

>>84994911
No one found it funny, dumbass. Fuck off.

>>84994945
That's reality, kiddo. You literally grow out of this mindset after puberty; that movies can be objectively bad or good. It's silly and shows off how underage you are.

>>84990846
No, Disney erased the old EU in favor of this SJW diverse shit. I want to see Kylo Ren and the First Order. I don't care at all about the Mary Sue or any of her faggot rebel friends.

>>84994964
You sound mad. Need a hug?

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>>84993439

>>84994842
Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?

>>84993439
>>84994083

t. online marketeers

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>>84993378
>He was ever hopeful for Disney Nu-wars.

What a naive fool.

>>84994992
I guess that means that Sharktopus, Suicide Squad, Son Of Godzilla, Alien: Resurrection, Jason X and The Room are all cinematic maserpieces.

>>84995180
>grevious but hes a mon calamari now

brilliant, absolutely brilliant

>>84995229
Nice straw man argument. No, that's not what it explicitly means...all it means is that there is no objective scale for film, regardless of which film you cherrypick.

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>>84992588
Guis! Guys what the fuck is going on????

>>84995180
>literally the best shape the franchise has been in almost 40 years
>retards still complain
I'm sorry, did you want Luuuuuuuke and Jedi clones?

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>>84995156
Because it's a social indicator. She's like pointing that she is more than pic related, but we all know... Just attention-whoring.

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>>84995180
There's been a hint of Kino, but i'm fairly sure that's because Kennedy is busy at the moment

>>84990860
she looks stronk but the real question is whether she is independent.

>>84990860
Let me guess. Saber choreography is going to be absolute grabage again...

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>>84995180
>Heh

>>84995353
It's one of those stupid force shits that live on the island with luke

>>84995401

Damn that was quick. On even ground too.

>>84995392
Seems like you really know women, like an expert.

>>84994870

But one can still like a movie they think is bad on some scales, as long as it is good enough on some scales.

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>>84995572
He did have it, anon.
the moral highground

>>84995580
Thanks, roastie.

>>84995362
The Luuuuuuke and Jedi Clones were not widely accepted anyways. If you liked it - you enjoyed it, that's it. But nu-wars shit is being canonized and trying to fuck up the whole ORIGINAL Star Wars legacy. Well, it's happened already.

>>84995295
>there is no good or bad in film except when it doesn't help my agument

>>84991635
Why are there no fit female action heroes? When will we hold the Jews accountable for this? It's not like we see skinnyfat manlets taking the roles of action heroes.

>>84995362
The difference is that the old EU was essentially fanfiction, and was considered such.
Sure, you got your odd Traviss, but nobody was telling you that you HAD to like her nauseating OCs and bastardised characters.

>>84995840
Because it's fine for (normal) men to see fit heroes because they don't whine about how unfair it is that Batman has an amazing body. But women who see a pretty, slender, attractive woman? No way. That's unrealistic beauty standards.

Nevermind the fact that Captain America's arms are the size of a normal person's thighs or anything.

>>84995668
I have never changed my stance, faggot. There is no such thing as objectively good or bad films...regardless which film you mention.

>>84995656
And I'm saying the new shit isn't that bad.

>>84990860
>genuine Jedi holds off 3 knockoffs with a lightsaber
Is your issue with this that you're retarded or something?

>>84995863
Nobody is telling you what to like and your gripe just seems to be with you not liking the new canon.

>>84991080
Did the director kill himself after?

>>84996013
So you're saying that Sharktopus, Suicide Squad, Son Of Godzilla, Alien: Resurrection, Jason X and The Room are all cinematic maserpieces.

>>84995944
>But women who see a pretty, slender, attractive woman? No way. That's unrealistic beauty standards.

I'm not asking for that, I'm asking for a female action hero that looks like she carry more than 40lbs

>>84995644
I wonder how many times you've typed this today.

>>84996096

The gripe is the new eu is canon.

>>84996055
Maybe, for you.
But it objectively fucks up everything star wars was originally intended to be.

They did smart thing with new Star Trek movies - they are set in another universe, not fucking up and insulting the original ones. Why did they have to fuck with star wars another way? This is just insulting.

>>84990860
now where have i seen that before hmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UOryLeU86A

>>84991640
So lol

>>84996166
No, you keep perpetuating this strawman about "masterpieces'. You're a stupid faggot, what I think of those individual films mentioned on their own, is irrelevant to the fact that there is no objective scale when it comes to judging film. There could be someone who thinks The Room is a masterpiece, that's their opinion...doesn't make it wrong.

What are you struggling with here?

>>84996178
You wonder about stupid shit.

so apparently the plot is about the new order trying to build a new starkiller base the size of our sun...

>>84996186
Ok? So?

>>84996203
>"objectively"
That word doesn't mean what you think it means...

>>84996262
>There could be someone who thinks The Room is a masterpiece, that's their opinion...doesn't make it wrong.
Yes it does, it's objectively awful.

>>84996203
>I am literally insulted by space fantasy flicks

>>84996361
So I guess you are underage and just fundamentally can't grasp how art is subjective? Okay.

>>84996271
Or you type stupid shit.

>>84996404
Art is not subjective, if you unironically think that, you are underage and autistic.

>>84996453
If you say so, roastie.

>>84996537
Yes it is, kiddo. Art can literally only function as subjective.

>>84996548
>I said it again! Teehee!

>>84996618
Roastie.

>>84996566

You are woefully naive.

>>84996662
This is literally a conversation for teenagers, no adult thinks art deals in the realm of objectivity, it's the dumbest fucking brainlet argument around.

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>>84992631
the question is will it be on the level of what d&d did to Stannis Baratheon so that they could have their retard in the spotlight?

>>84996662
Let's just pretend your autism is how the world works then: who gets to decide? A committee? A general consensus? So if I like a movie but ten of you don't, I'm objectively wrong in thinking the film is good? See how dumb this logic is? Stop it.

>>84996727
Again, you are saying that Sharktopus, Suicide Squad, Son Of Godzilla, Alien: Resurrection, Jason X and The Room are all cinematic maserpieces. And anyone who disagrees is underage.

I wonder how they'll awkwardly kill off or write out Leia.

>>84996811
>So if I like a movie but ten of you don't, I'm objectively wrong in thinking the film is good?
Yeah, pretty much.

>>84996816
You keep repeating this retarded strawman as if it changes the argument. Buddy, someone can very well think any film you cherrypick is a masterpiece. You are frustrating, it's like you honestly don't understand this. You can mention any movie you want, my answer is the fucking same.

>>84996881
That's not how art works.

>>84996901
>Buddy, someone can very well think any film you cherrypick is a masterpiece.
And he's objectively wrong about that.

>>84996936
Movies are not art.

>>84997012
Again, that's not how this works you dumb faggot...

You are proving my point here without even realizing it, you dislike a movie someone else may like, there is no objective scale.

I'm going to put your age at around 16.

>>84997055
Yes they are.

>>84997115
No they aren't.

>>84997167
Please explain to me why you think an artistic medium, isn't art then...

>>84997081
If a movie has editing mistakes through out the film, it's objectively bad.

>>84997255
That's a conversation on its technical quality, not the aesthetics of the film being "good" or "bad". Even then, people have different opinions on what makes editing good.

You're just dumb, mate. Why you can't wrap your head around art being subjective is beyond me.

>>84997223
I can't, my fucking keyboard is acting weird.

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>>84990230
Stop
Posting
About
Disney Star Wars
Just ignore it

>>84997372
>Why you can't wrap your head around art being subjective is beyond me.
because art is not subjective.