Is Dolph Lundgren a shitty actor or does he just star in shitty films?

>>84986678
The former.

He's a shitty actor but he never pretended otherwise

What a fucking physique.

>>84986759
It's not bad... for a whiteboi. The average black guy is more ripped than that though.

>>84986678
Both, and I say this as someone who likes Dolph, but there's no denying the dude isn't a good actor.

>>84986777
>looks of a white man, body of a black man, smarts like a chink
dude has it all

>>84986678
A little bit of both.

At least he's a fucking genius

>>84986860
Career of a Native American

>could've had a great career as a chemical engineer
>instead spent his life starring in shit movies
Bit of a waste imo. Do you think he regrets it?

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>ywn be this alpha

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>>84986678
>>84986759
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>>84988966
Unironically think he is as close to a perfect human as ive seen. Also pic is one of his beautiful daughters.

Wait till Aquaman to juge

>>84989021
Her black boyfriend is a lucky man.

>>84988966
IMAGINE being Dolph in this shoot

>>84986860
>chinks are smart

I want this meme to end.
Cheating on academic tests doesn't make you smart

>>84989067
this shit is like clockwork

>>84986777
average black guy is a foot shorter too

>>84988857
Had a rockstar life during the 80s and I'm pretty sure he could still get some tail in yurop.

He still has a master's degree in chemical engineering, dude could still teach that shit in universities if he wanted.

>>84989147
was replying to a bait post with a joke, anon

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>>84989082
Imagine being Dolph in that photo shoot and having to be all like "damn, Grace Jones, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is work out some theoretical physics equations in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Dolph and not only stand there while Grace Jones flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GRACE JONES LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Stockholm. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Dolph Lundgren. You're not going to lose your future doctorate over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>84986678
why the fuck did they pick him to be the russian in rocky? he's the most continental europe man ever

>>84989498
???????????

why did everything went right for arny and stallone and not him?

>>84989498
In case you haven't figured it out and history isn't your strong point, Russians are a branch of the tribes in Balts and Scandinavia who went eastwards and most Russians in and around Novgorod are as blonde as can be.

>>84988857
Could have made a 100k or so a year

Chose to make millions as an actor

Bad choice tho.

>>84989912
The guy is a legit genius and instead wasted his potential on being a mediocre actor.