What's next for his career?

death

Post a picture of his house.

>>84979059
Sellin' bare grills

CGI giantess porn where he drowns in a torrential golden shower while floating around in a toilet.

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Probably a plane crash

>>84979059
Running wild is cancelled?

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>>84979059
>>84979099
>>84979866
checking these dubs

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME ON /tv/
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS

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>>84980248
No, check these

>you will never hunt Grylls through the wild with Ray Mears

>>84979059
Man vs Wild was incredibly comfy. I nearly murdered myself when they took it off Netflix.

>>84979059
piss

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>>84980379
ray mears
>humble
>at one with nature
>reverent attitude
>lives on a desert island for a week and still fat


bear grylls
>sensationalise everything
>drinks piss for no reason other than shock value
>treats nature as a tool to make people feel disgusting
>teaches you how to look like a spas

I fucking hate bear grylls

Did anyone see where he took a length of sheep intestine, cleaned it out and tied it off then pissed inside it and carried it around drinking his own piss?? That was disturbing

I love this fucker. Here in my country he is voiced by the same dude who voiced Goku, even the way he speaks is the same as goku
Fucking awesomee

drinking his own dialysis

I wish he would become a director

>>84979059
More merchandising of shitty outdoor products.

>>84981789
Survivorman was leagues better

Who will play him in the biopic?

>>84979059
blacked.com

>catch a lobster
>don't actually grill it
>instead eat it alive
>but obviously not the actual meat since that can be unhealthy
>so eat the fucking brain instead

I liked Man vs. Wild but god, some of the scenes were so fucking stupid just to make him look more badass or whatever

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>>84979059
Anyone looking for true outdoors-man kino watches Ray Mears