How many years until we get the CANON Harry Potter reboot /tv/?

>>84978374
>WE

WUZ

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>well, I never said they wernt all blind Vietnamese downs one legged trans muslim midgets, did i? Check your privilege.

>>84978374
lefties should be shot. Not the niggers, or the faggots or any of them. They're the enabled. The enablers you should shoot. Were there no niggers or faggots, lefties would just enable some other group to use against the Patriachy. Like this dreadful looking thing in the OP's picture. J K Rowling needs to be culturally enriched.

the author would be rolling in his grave if he knew that SJWs took control of this series

>>84978374
Never.
Rowling is a massive virtue signaler, which is why she didn't just point out theatre race lifts all the time, but she's also incredibly greedy. Black Movie Hermione might actually hurt sales, so she'd never agree to it.

>>84978670
Do you even know who the author is you dipshit?

>>84978719
pretty sure its GRR tolkien

God I went to see this play and it was fucking shit was clearly inspired by fan fiction pandering to the tumblr superwholockian crowd

>>84978736
Can you just look at one of the covers of the books? You'll get a chance once the pasta shows up at least.

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ayoo we wuz finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AWH HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

>>84978746
I heard the effects were decent and the actors did well with what they had, but the dialogue was drivel and the plot was retarded.
Is that an accurate summary?

>>84978770
Okay its JK Rowling so what

He would still be rolling in his grave if he knews SJWs were rewriting his shit

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>>84978779
>"AWH HELL NAW"
I can't be bothered to check it on the archive to see if you edited it yourself, but you've earned a (you) anyway