Star Wars penguins confirmed!

>>84976773
The sloth is real.
Grey force is real.

SW is dead.

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miss me yet

FUCKING CRACKED OUT PENGUINS

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>>84976773

....What? What were they right about? What? What?

What the fuck is going on anymore?

wtf

>>84976943
Fuck off reddit.

Remember: The force is a spectrum, just like gender!

>>84976919
I never wanted him to leave
Star wars was fine before Disney
Now it's not fine
Not fine at all
KK is a ruiner

>>84976990
Lame
&
Gay

There's also the bird that speaks to Luke on top of R2D2's dome. Can someone bring up the summarized leak of that french guy? It was bad not just because of the sloth. He also said Kylo Ren arrives on Achtoo, beats Rey but at the end of the movie they find again, and she beats him again. Because Mary Sue can't lose, teehee.

>>84977000
Full house with Star Wars 77's
Wew

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>>84977000
Digits of truth.

>>84976773
THE SLOTH

Gimme a quick rundown on the French leak.

>>84977034
Never seen that before but it pretty much sums it all up
Bleh

>>84976971
You fuck off. Fucking Disney shill.

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Daily reminder not to give any money to these hacks.

https://youtu.be/tXREsCUyPMM

>>84977034
Woah...
...damn

>>84977020
>There's also the bird that speaks to Luke on top of R2D2's dome.

What?

Seriously, what? People can't actually go with this bullshit can they?

>>84976773
Source on the image?

>>84977034
The Disney scum are follower of SIgmund Freud rather than Carl Yung, that's why their movies are full of filth and pedo imagery. APparently Mark Hamill is very unhappy with his character in TLJ. It's obvious that Disney shat on everything he represented, justice, loyalty, selflessness high moral standards.

>>84976773
Kinda looks cute

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who /notwatching/ the new star shit here?

>>84976919
Why would I miss him? He's just as bad, Id rather just not have any star wars

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>>84977057
Happening

>>84977162
Amen, brother.

I can't find any link related to the french translator team. I can't believe that Disney managed to expurgate google from indexing that leak. That's only proof that it was real. And the script is dogshit.
Princess Leia gets gassed inside a trapped chamber in the Star Destroyer. That is very poor taste knowing that she is a jew.
Finn doesn't do anything, he gets captured and the First Order "downloads" his memory to find the resistance LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>84977314
Fuck me
That shit can't be real

>>84977314
The thread is still archived.

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83806420/

>>84976919

The prequels still suck plus its his fault these new awful movies are happening. Selling his beloved child to "white slavers" as he noted for $4 billion.

Put the blame on George where it belongs.

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>>84976943
>>84977068

>>84977544

Where does he mention penguins?

Disney had the nerve to bring Yoda in this movie. I thought everything was female now. How about Maz Katana LOL. Yeah we all knw it sucks just as much as anything else made by Disney.

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>>84977592

>>84977592
The image on OP's confirms this design:

http://makingstarwars.net/2017/04/our-first-look-sketch-of-porgs-from-star-wars-the-last-jedi/

Fuck. Disney = cancer.

>>84977875
Basically Luke Skywalker has become a weak and senile coward who plays with little cute creatures that are only designed to sell cuddly toys to lil girls, all while his friends were struggling against an evil empire that anihilated an entire system.
Luke is weak and will not fight. The leaks include a scene where his prosthetic hand malfunction. I don't think he can fight if his hand doesn't work.

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I'm back.

>>84978038
>Liam Neeson from the space we have you daugther

Excuse me I would like to know how bad is the thing about the leaks?

>>84978038
>Liam Neeson
>Patriarcal figure:check!
Sorry but the Force is female, we don't need you anymore, but if you have a wife somewhere you can tell her she is eligible.

Hope they backfire as the Ewoks.

fuck you disney.

>>84978122
Anakin sloth, force penguins, not hot planet with not AT AT attack, the bad guy (snoke) is gold member from austim power 3, the force is literally a tree, Rey is the reencarnation of the sister who found the tree and gold member is his brother.

At least the ewoks knew how to use Spears and other weapons. What the hell are those going to do in the story?

Do they know that putting so much stuff is going to ruin the story?

>>84978254
Put in less penguins.

>>84978254
What story? And every character or creature is designed for selling toy figurines. remember Phasma? Now these cute little creatures are aimed at little girls just like the whole sequel.

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>>84977679
I can't deal with this shit anymore. Star Wars needs to stop.

>>84977544
sounds neat desu

I'm surprised there are a lot of references to that other leaked script that was a while back.

Namely casinos.

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>>84977034
>Joseph Campbell

A pop scholar whom actual classicists treat with contempt.

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People here are actually believing that french guy? ahahahhahahahahah

>>84979236
How different could the movie be from that?

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>>84979236
People here actually belive Bob Iger when he said Mark Hamill did the performance as Luke Skywalker in TLJ.

>>84977544
Pleeeeasse fill me in on the "sloth" meme.
Help.

>>84979358
Rey fight a large sloth creature as part of her training. She fails because she kills it instead of taming it. Then she hears Yoda's voice...The french leaker didn't mention Anakin being the sloth transformed. He said it was BS.

>>84979186
But one who translated Jungian archetypal theory of mythological narrative to the masses and the self-confessed blueprint and main thematic basis for George Lucas' original trilogy.

>>84979809
So a hack director fell in love with a hack scholar's theories and used them to create a storytelling blueprint where all he had to do was fill in the blanks.

Why is scriptwriting by numbers anything to celebrate?

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>>84977533
>Not selling your ruined franchise for 4 billion dollars and letting Disney handle the cancerous fanbase

>>84979809
Only Disney shills think the monomyth is a blueprint. Without a story and charcaters, what are we looking at, a diagram?

>>84977152
How's freshmen psych going?

Are these going to be things like Tsum Tsums they are going to sell dolls of at Star Wars Land?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eE4mtGVtnQ

>>84979586
Rey f....Rey f-f ... Rey ff-f-ffffails?!?

>>84979358
If Disney builds a giant animatronic from the sloth-like character from the movie it's easier for them if it's reminiscent of a sloth because then it will make more sense to people why it won't move quickly. Sloth is also one of the deadly sins.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth_(deadly_sin)

>>84980049
Lucas did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qyjmJv7t60

What Disney is doing is precisely trying to subvert the values encoded in the monomyth.

>>84977544
Third post already asking about the sloth. So this can't be the original poster of that theory, could be a faker

>>84978201
> the force is literally a tree, Rey is the reencarnation of the sister who found the tree and gold member is his brother.

Literally stolen from naruto

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>>84976990
I hope luke says this in the next movie.

>>84976773
Wow,I hated TFA because it was just ANH 2.0 but TLJ looks to be more original. They look so cute.
I can't for TLJ!

>>84977544
So, Anaking killed the younglings and now his Kylo killed the kids in the new Jedi Academy?
POTTERY

People, take notice, is not safe you send your kids to study the Jedi arts.

can someone give the source or a quick rundown of the sloth thing

>>84976773
Thanks for stealing my image prick

>>84983559
I will do what I want faggot.

>>84977875
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA It just keeps getting worse