>Johnny English 3 (2018)

There was a 2?

>>84973125
this

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>>84973125
It was called Reborn
Gillian Anderson and Rosamund Pike were in it

There was a 1?

Based

Groovy baby. I loved Professor Evil in these movies! Hilarious.

>>84973170
Based Bean

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>>84973170
Bean has the best taste

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>>84971953
>mfw James Cameron reveals Avatars 3-5 were a fraud and he was really making Johnny English 4-10

>le weird face unfunny grunty brit man
Is this the epic english dry wit I hear so much about?

I liked the first in its own silly way. How's the second one?

>>84973338
>"Johnny English Reborn” was stillborn domestically, but grossed $159 million globally off a $45 million price tag
Apparently foreigners enjoy it far more than Brits

>>84973375
why do foreigners enjoy british humour more than brits?
I remember some brit saying hot fuzz and shaun otd being shit

>>84973327
kek

>>84973439
they think it's sophisticated or what the fuck ever
and yeah those flicks are fucking garbage

>>84973439
That's just bait, everyone loves SOTD and Hot Fuzz

>>84971953
>Hello, I'm the Doctor!

We're agreed that the first Johnny English was kino though?

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>>84971953
As someone who Bean; Is good?

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>>84973327

>>84973349
I liked it better than the first one.

johnny english has legitimately hilarious bits.

>>84973186
Look who it is again, ID The Ghost of Huraki Makimura. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "The Ghost of Huraki Makimura" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>84974961
The hospital break-in in the first one always has me howling

I actually think these movies are decent

>>84973439
It's the same thing with the classic Mr Bean tv series. Globally it's a hot, but not in UK. Presumably because the Brits don't like to be stigmatised as a stupid ugly people, coupled with their irrelevant inherent snobbishness.

>>84975558
What the fuck are you on about? Mr bean used to be huge in the UK

>>84974961
The scene where he trips Bough is kino

>>84975692
>no Bough in JE2

>>84975558
retard

>>84975558
Mr Bean was and is a beloved character in the UK. The British comedy tradition has always embraced silliness and slapstick as much as drier forms of humour. There really isn't any sort of cultural stigma around something like Mr. Bean.

>>84975709
Doomed from the start

>>84971953
>need to make another one before he dies
wew

>>84971953
>he only makes these and the Bean movies to fund his car collection or repair rare cars he crashed for the 100th time

>>84973349
Utterly forgetable. I can remember SOME things from the first... I have no idea what happened in the second. Can't remember a thing about it.

Johnny English Reborn has the best ending song.

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>>84971953
New Blackadder when?

I've never seen any of these
How good are they as far as "Mr Bean is James Bond" movies go?

>>84976511
I'd be seriously upset if they made a new one, considering how awful that Back and Forth thing was

>>84974961
this

>>84975391
Jesus

>>84976511
Never, there's no money in it unlike the Bean films or even Johny English

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>>84976511
> the amount of political correctness if they did a Black Adder reboot

>>84976822
The show was a soapbox for a lefty Jew from day one

>>84976511
He's not going to have time when he's The Doctor

>>84971953
I once witnessed this man remove his underwear without removing his pants

>>84976900
lol, one of beans best bits

>>84973170
BEANED

The first one was perfect. The second one was an unfunny piece of shit with literally no redeeming qualities.

>>84973439
British people only enjoy dick jokes

>>84975558

It's because Rowan Atkinson intentionally developed a comedy series without dialogue to sell to the rest of the world

It was a genius idea that made him rich as fuck

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>>84978877
I think we can all relate to this.

>>84973170
I hope Bean Beaned both of them before coming there. Based Bean.

>>84976899
best doctor desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM

>>84976511
>.. my appologeys
what did he mean by this?

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>>84978992
And this of course.

>>84978788
It takes great skill to do a dick joke well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw

>not Beano
I'm I the only one who spends hours some days fantasizing about ridiculous Mr. Bean scenarios? like Mr. Bean does to the Pizza Place, Mr. Bean Vs Aliens, ECT

I have some pretty good Mr. Bean fan-fiction

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>>84979070
I always liked the Christmas episode as a kid because he was alone and enjoyed being alone (up until the part with his 'girlfriend').

>>84979161
Post some from the swimming pool episode if you got any.

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>>84973170
lolwhat

>>84979257
it's pike's my man

Im a talentless hack who can make stupid faces too. Give me milllions of pounds or pesos or whatever you have you dumbass Brits.

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>>84975824
Reminds me of Norman Wisdom, who was loved in the UK but also massive in Albania.

>Wisdom was a cult figure in Albania, where he was one of the few Western actors whose films were allowed in the country during the dictatorship of Enver Hoxha. From Hoxha's misconceived view, proletarian Norman's ultimately victorious struggles against capitalism, personified by Mr Grimsdale and the effete aristocratic characters played by Jerry Desmonde, were a Communist parable on the class war. He was known as "Mr Pitkin" after the character from his films. In 1995, he visited the post-Stalinist country where, to his surprise, he was greeted by many appreciative fans, including the then President, Sali Berisha.

>>84979257
kek

>>84979372
Follow your dreams. We'll keep an eye out to see if you succeed.

>>84979388
and they say albanians aren't white

>>84975558
>Mr Bean
>Not loved in the UK
>Brits
>Not liking to laugh at themselves

literally wat

>>84979372
This reminds me of people who say things along the lines of "lol soccer is just flailing your legs around xd" yet they don't sign up to top clubs to show them how easy the sport is while making themselves rich in the process. Really makes me think...

>>84973327
kek, avatarfags on suicide watch.

>>84979372

Atkinson was an engineering graduate from Oxford, he basically gave up guaranteed successful career because he was so good at goofy faces

>>84973170
Now they are going to cast a woman of color :^)

>>84973327
lel

>>84979705
acting is easier and more succesful

Remember that he needs to pay millions of dollars on alimony, making him doing shit Mr Bean shows in China to pay for it.

>>84973349
2nd movie is way better than the 1st

>>84973327
put me in the screencap

>>84971953
I welcome it, I found the first two to be rather entertaining.

>>84979670
>>84979717
>>84979959
samefag

>>84979372
I bet your the kind of cunt who looks at art and says stupid retard shit like "I could have done that, too" lmao

>>84979959
>I wasn't the one to come up with this funny post so I'll call it Reddit
Sad!

>>84980009
kys

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>>84971953
>still no Natalie Imbruglia

>>84980020
no u

>>84980020
>I'll call it Reddit
Reddit

>>84980262
redit

>>84971953
He made a funny face!

>>84973188
lol

>>84973439
i didn't enjoy either of those, but mainly due to the fast cut directing. Especially it hot fuzz it started giving me a headache and I couldn't even finish it. Neither seemed very funny though, British humor has basically become a parody of itself.