>somewhere in this universe there is a talking raccoon

>>84970852
>every story in this universe has to have to same tone and style
We live in a world were people are burned alive in one corner and dress up as ponies in another
Get the fuck over it

>>84970899
true

>>84970852
but I like what you're doing

>>84970899
This.
Shame that all Marvel movies are the same though.

>>84970899
desu i know what you're saying

ijust wanted to make a thread and get replies

>>84970899
>malfoysneeringbutthennodsinapproval.gif

>somewhere in the universe is the perfect alien waifu who would love you for eternity
>you'll never get to meet her
how does it feel?

>>84970899
One of the best posts in while.

>>84972571
I live in the universe where my 2D waifu exists and that's all that matters

>>84972595
>>84972007
>>84971069
>>84971034
>>84970946
>>84970899

movies = idealism.

Why THE FUCK would I watch one if it showed the same shit as the real world?

>>84970852
And you're saying that some where in THIS (infinite) universe there isn't a talking raccoon (or raccoon like creature)?

>>84974991
*escapism

>>84972571
Sad truth is even in that universe you'd probably still be a lonely fuck on 4chan.

>>84974991
you dont see a vigilante beating up an entire prison block in the real world
nor a talking racoon

>>84970899
>and dress up as ponies in another
That is the corner that needs burning tbqhf

>>84975269
Idealism

Ifyou want escapism, go buy a bag of drugs.


>>84975290
>being this dense

Yeah, butthey're both diferent in tone.

>>84975473
>Idealism
You're using it wrong.

>>84975623
no u

>>84970852
Impressive.

>>84975290
>you dont see a vigilante beating up an entire prison block in the real world

I remember reading about a hitman for the Russian mafia who killed 12 inmates who came after him at the same time in prison, he was also ambidextrous and would duel wield pistols just like in my japanese animes.

>>84974991
>implying even the most idealistic movies for little kiddies don't feature some negative aspects of real life so you can relate to it better

>>84970852

If you think about it the content of GotG movies is more fucked up than anything in the Netflix shows since it shows an alien attack that get tens of thousands of people killed and two of the main characters are child soldiers.

>>84975753
teletubbies isn't idealistic, retard.

File: 14985653147.jpg (32KB, 593x640px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 593x640px

>>84972571
>somewhere out there, an alien chad is fucking your alien waifu in every orifice

File: 1498745243875.gif (483KB, 245x235px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 245x235px

>>84975688

Post name / Sauce / tangential link. Lest ye waste dubs.

>>84970899
>Burned alive in one corner
>Dress as pony in other
Why not one corner?

>>84975831
>tfw she probbaly has even more orifices for Chad to soil her in than the average Earth female
Kill me now

File: charlie-cox-as-daredevil-in-daredevil-season-1.jpg (226KB, 620x320px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 620x320px

>>84970899
We live in a world where Ike Perlmutter releases quality content and Kevin Feige releases non-stop trash. And I am supposed to want Daredevil to crossover with Captain America? Give me a fucking break, Mickey Mouse.

>>84970852
desu that sounds like a good thing to me

We live in a world where both Lady Gaga and Jeffery Dahmer exist.

>>84976055
And? At least Dahmer doesn't have fans. Gaga's goys destroy my faith in my countrymen.

>>84975966
iron fist
winter soldier

>>84974991
Have you seriously never watched a realistic movie?

This is what happens when the kids grow up on capeshit.