>the bird leak is real >THE BIRD LEAK IS REAL

>>84965619
What was the leak?

>>84965619
well whats the fucking leak about the bird say?

>>84965619
IT'S FUCKING REAL
>A FUCKING TREE
>A FUCKING PENGUIN
>A. FUCKING. SLOTH
IT WAS LITERALLY ALL REAL

>>84965619
Rey can turn into a cute bird?

>>84965647
>>84965660
a bird befriends Rey and R2. Basically, the bird and R2 on the comic relief characters on the island, to lighten up the seriousness of Rey and Luke.

A

FUCKING

SLOTH

can someone repost the full leak btw, wanna reread it

>>84965683
Literally all of it

So 2 hours of a island with a bird, a fucking sloth, R2, Luke, and Rey?

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APOLOGIZE

>>84965619
I really think this will break the Sequel trilogy. Rogue One already dropped considerably from TFA and buzz for TLJ is sparce. Even Ragnarok has more hype.

>>84965660
Chewbacca Groot2.0 x funnee bird scene

>a cgi bird is the comic relief

>>84965750
THey copied the basis of the original film for force awakens so I'm not surprised they copied Luke & Yoda and Dagobah from empire

>>84965619
>Artoo chirps like a bird
>this means he can talk to birds
fuckin lol

>>84965780
Miss me yet?

>>84965831
Okay then who's the new Lando?

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>Force penguins are real.
HAHAHA

>>84965866
Del Toro

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>not showing the best part of the leak

Bumping for a screenshot of the original leak

>>84965854
50/50

He had passion for creating something new but I keep remembering how much of a "fuck you" the shitty 4:3 widescreen DVD release of the original versions of the OT was then I remember where all the hate came from.

Fucking really man? I'm as casual b a Star Wars fan as you'll get. I was unoffended by jarjar. I didn't mind the anakin to Vader arc. I prefer IB-88 to Fett. But thus? Fire birds n shyits? Nah man. I'll watch this movie, for sure. But I'll die b4 I pay a penny to do so.

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>>84965619
>A FUCKING FORCE TREE
>FUCKING PENGUINS
>A LITERAL FUCKING ANAKIN SLOTH

WAKE

ME

UP

Based Rian

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>>84965619
It doesn't have the beak, its not a bird! You can't be beard without the beak.

>>84966001
What's this talk of a sloth?

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You see this? BEAKS. No beak? Not a bird. Some fucking freak of nature and retarded "imagination" of disney.

>>84966061
I forgot most of it, but basically
>giant sloth comes out of sea during Rey's training
>she kills it
>it's anakin

or another telling of the leak:
>Disney has officially killed star wars

>>84966061
>>84966092
It's a fake leak created by /tv/ to troll discussion of TLJ into oblivion. There's a sea monster that looks sort of like a sloth, but the Anakin stuff is bullshit.

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look at those retarded cocksucking lips. Its not a bird. See those eyes that look straight ahead? Not a bird.

>>84966104
how would you know, faggot?

>>84965731
This isn't your fake sloth bull shit you idiot

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>>84966092
Fuck The Last Jedi.
Rogue Two when?

>>84966104
whats up Mouse intern

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KILL ME

>>84966136
>>84966128
t. reddit

>>84966104
t. SIDF

>>84966061
There's a mentally defective faggot on /tv/ who keeps pushing a fake bullshit story about Rey having to fight a giant sloth that turns into Anakin Skywalker

Whenever anyone calls this mentally ill retard out on hisbullshit he immediately starts sperging out with autism and screaming that everyone is a shill working for Disney

Meanwhile all the reliable spoilers sites have confirmed he's just a mentally ill idiot

>>84966141
Sorry intern, but if you want to call someone Reddit to deflect, they need to say something less vague than "sup" or "how would you know?" Lurk more before you shill for your boss, Mousecuck.

>>84965956

clone jedi, that jjust dumb but makes sense with their escalation of things already existing and lack of original ideas just like starkiller>death star.

>>84966215
Yep, here he is, the sloth faggot

>>84965956
The buildable lego figure for those guys leaked like 4 days ago.

>>84966193
>>84966141
>>84966104
based samefag Disney intern

>>84966183
>>84966215
>>84966245
t. reddit

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>original films had every creature Luke encountered on his travels trying to murder him, even the cute little ewoks
>Disneyshit is making cute little animals befriend Rey like she's dr doolittle

>>84965780

No, I'll take a CGI bird over a shitty CGI alien any day.

>>84965683
Someone post the leak in full, please.

>>84966245
Praetorian Guards are not clones nor are they Jedi

>>84965956
We fully Samurais in space now

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buy star wars bird merchandise

>>84965619
Can I get a quick-rundown on these guys?

>>84966269
the prequels are looked at with amusement while the new movies are looked at with disdain

A
F U C K I N G
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>>84966215
>says the guy opening promoting a movie on his own accord
At least they get paid.
You're sucking the Mouse cock for free.
Free, just like the fucking janitors on here.

>>84966107
>See those eyes that look straight ahead? Not a bird.
owls have eyes like that, and owls are birds.

>>84966302
>promoting a movie
>literally shitting on it
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>84965619
Reminder that you're all sexist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz3oSYB5XB4

>>84966107
>Minions.
Omg these are going to be so funny. I can't wait to hoot and holler in the theatre.

>>84966278

The text on the upper right reads "clone jedi"

>>84966259

you should go back there

>>84966035
>>84966067
If you google "Bird without beak" the second result is Reddit. COINCIDENCE?!

>>84966341
Nope

>>84966369

Except yes.

>>84966251
link?

>>84966317
HE DOES IT FOR FREE

F R E E
R
E
E

What if this movie succeeds?

>>84966389
Nope

>>84966403

yeah, sure thing potato.

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I wonder how Walmart even still has this up.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Star-Wars-VIII-The-Last-Jedi-Tabletop-Pinball/288165863

>>84966398
Based Disney false flagger gets one last (You) from
me
Here you go buddy, still not gonna see your movie.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF STAR WARS

BAN THIS SHIT ON SIGHT NOW

What is this Clone Wars garbage?

>>84966420
That's not English and it doesn't say Jedi

>>84965619
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0_GdI8TWE

RLM are hacks and defend nu-Star Wars

>>84966399
It will make millions but on the strength of the IP not on the film

>>84966434
YOU'LL STILL PROMOTE IT FOR FREE

F R E E
R
E
E

You should apply for Janitor position since you're so good at giving your free time up to do services.
I'll give a good word in for you too .

>>84966455
stop shilling your garbage video on /tv/ you cunt

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it doesn't say clone jedi but I doubt they knew about aurebesh

>>84966107
For starters that's one of the otter creatures on the island, not the beakless bird shitters.

>>84966309
>implying owls are birds

>>84966441

It doesn't say anything in your retarded made up language either tard. It's a marketing gimmick for the masses, using the alphabet to form english words that they can recognize. No one other than a handful of fat fucks gives a shit about what it says in Aurabesh.

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>>84966565
>>84966524
>>84965956
using the aurabesh
on the bottom left reads "desist"
the upper right right to left reads "crush the"
directly below it, the top-down text is "first order"

HUH

Does Anakin really resurrect himself as a sloth like some kind of force Jesus?

>>84966543
>implying owls are birds
Then what are they, aliens, spooky twin peaks lodge monsters?

>>84966667

I recognize that gay blowjob. There was a bear in that photo. Post the original picture!

>>84966458
This

Best we can hope for is it makes about the same as Rogue One which would still be a fortune but it'll be like BvS not cracking a billion after TDK & TDKR both did.

>>84966507
stfu you rlm shill, quit sucking dick

>>84965780
I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU

>>84966908
stop shilling your garbage video on /tv/ you cunt

CUTE

Whelp. Once again the sloth retard makes an ass out of himself and gets BTFO in the process.

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>>84965619

>>84965780
F

>>84966697
Stale comment

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>>84965780
I'm sorry

>>84966965
if rlm shills can do it, so can i. get slaughtered, moron. the days of rlm fandom on /tv/ are over, get used to it

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>>84966266
its beautiful

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>>84966433
holy fuck this type of shit usually gets taken down within an hour
how long has it been up?

>>84967110
stop shilling your garbage video on /tv/ you cunt. redlettermedia will get generals every time they release a new video and there's nothing you can do about. get with it or get raped you whore.

>>84967205
exactly why this link will go up and slowly steadily gain more views. rlm is shill tier sorry, im not sorry

>>84965956
>samurai stormtroopers
i'm pretty fucking ready for this

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>>84966137

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>>84966309
>He thinks owls are birds

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>>84965619
Bird leak is the key to all this

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>>84967880
ITS
HAPPENING
AGAIN

>>84966266
>Animals befriending Disney princess' is strange

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they're not birds they're porgs which is huttese for space birds

>>84967977
they're like penguins, seals and octopus all in one

>>84967932
sauce?

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People don't really want to ever talk about this film, they just want to shit post and meme.

So I'm just gonna dump some random stuff from recent leaks.

In b4 sloth.

>>84967977

onahole version when?

>>84968089
no one cares

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>>84968089

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Elite Praetorian Guard. Not clone jedi. Just Crimson Guard type characters with greater ninja swordsman like abilities. There's four of them. These guys are Snoke's personal guards.

Game Stop will have an exclusive Black Series 8" action figure 4 pack of these guys. This leak was where the guard were first confirmed.

>>84968148
>another fucking sunken X-wing
oh wow its really an empire strikes back ripoff

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>>84968195

>>84968227
>another fucking sunken X-wing
You're right. Bet Luke is gonna lift it out of the swamp all by himself this time.

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Full Snoke fig. The gold robes and pink skin rumors are true. Also beady eyes.

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>>84968227
It's like Poetry. It rhymes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFqFLo_bYq0

>>84968291
is he human skinned or actually pink

>>84968291
GOLDMEMBER

Reddit Wars

>>84968324
Human skinned, but like a pink white man. Very light skinned. I'm sure you know the type.

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This is the replacement for the AT-ST. Check out the weird legs.

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>>84968477

>>84968195
that's supposed to be a lego?

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Kylo Ren bad ass tie fighter.

>>84968575
Buildable figures. They popped up a couple of years ago. They're pretty ugly IMO.

This franchise has turned to massive shit. Is there any hope we'll get some good games or is that dead also?

>>84968291
>the main villain of the new trilogy is literally an old, rich, tall white man with blue eyes

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>>84968576
Fuckin' bad ass.

He's gonna escape with Rey in this thing at the end of the movie. Kylo captures Rey and at the end of the film he's taking her to see Supreme Leader Snoke.

>>84968477
what the fuck is that supposed to be

does it just scurry on those ugly legs or do they extend to make it like a spider dog thing

>>84968607
Eyes are black and he's an alien. Although I feel like people are going to try and make a Trump connection here.

I'm not even going to watch these reboot Star Wars movies for free

>>84968606
going by the last movie, you'll probably get a LEGO game and that'll be it

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>>84968652
>eye are black.

I'm a retard. You're right, they're blue.

He has a lair filled with gold plated items. it's very luxurious. People are definitely going to try and make a connection to Trump.

>>84968346
I gazed upon your eyes and knew you were my nigger.

>>84965695
So R2 is now bastion from overwatch?

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New AT-AT

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>>84968717

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Kathleen Kennedy figure

>>84968704
anything that makes alt-righters angry is funny and good in my book
>>84968717
looks like a fucking bulldog

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>>84966391
Its in the last Lego General on /toy/. Wait till you see the First Order AT-ST replacement.

Its.....bad. Very very VEEEEEERY bad.

>>84968859
Also, Snoke is just a regular dude if the lego figure is anything to go by, and theres an evil black BB-8 in a couple sets, his designation is BB-9E (for eviiiiiiiiiiiiil im guessing.....ugh)

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>>84968751

>>84968859

I can't tell if it's coming or going

>>84968195
Shit bionicle

>>84968751
>>84968958
Why are these figures so ugly?

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The Empire Strikes Back had Tie Bombers, this film has Resistance Bombers.

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>>84968998

>>84968970
I can tell you I'm cumming.

If RLM shills this movie like they shilled TFA while ignoring the criticisms they made for R1 I will be very disappointed.

>>84968982
The Grievous one is the best one IMO. I snatched that shit when it came out, hes big as fuck and pretty pose-able, and someone out there makes custom capes for him that make him look really good, if toys and displays are your kind of thing.

>>84965780
Im actually startinv to do a 180 on the prequels, this new shit is fucking terrible im gonna cam last jedi for sure

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Elite Tie Pilot.

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>>84969063

>>84969063

I really don't get what the point of building your figure is. It's just going to fall apart when they're fighting.

>>84968998
>>84969008
Not gonna lie, I'll probably end up buying that. Assuming I don't blow my brains out if the sloth scene actually happens

Do they have one original thing not lifted from the OT in this entire shitshow?

>>84966193
Well you got triggered hard core, really makes me think, wonder whos the shill

>>84968998
>>84969008
that looks like a glock with wings

>>84969089
Nah, those ball joints are solid as fuck.

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Here's the ship Finn and Rose cruise around in.

>>84968704
He's fucking Goldmember hahaha gg JJ

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>>84969276

>>84969276
You forgot to mention how that ship is just the escape pod section of the resistance ship leia gets dropped off from in episode 7.

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>>84965619
All going full circle

>>84966193
the leaks on /tv/ for TFA turned out to be spot on but seemed stupid as fuck at the time too

Still not seeing a Lego set for >a fucking tree though

>>84969276
Do you think they pick flat chested actresses so they don't need to add bumps to lego figures?

>>84968636
Google strandbeast anon! Its pretty awesome!

>>84969414
Have you never seen a lego minifig? the boobs are just drawn on

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>>84968736
Real niggas know this was the GOAT AT-AT set

>>84966299
By you maybe. I liked tfa.

>>84969444
I remember this set coming out when I was about 13. I was living in Philadelphia at the time and the closest Toys'r'us that had it was Pittsburgh. I never ended up getting this set

>>84965780
George lucas is a hack. The prequels sucked. Get over it.

>>84966067

>small sharp beak for insect catching
>giant beak for eating fruit

Shouldn't it be backwards?

>>84969414
no its because star wars is for kids and they don't want a bunch of little boys getting strange boners at the movies.

Are they purposely fucking up Star Wars at this point?

-Non existent toys/merchandise
-Shitty video games (only 1 in the past 5 years)
-The worst main characters you could ever come up with for the sequel trilogy
-Birds and sloths that turn into Anakin
-Completely forgettable 1st anthology film
-Not having Han die with the Falcon

>>84969501
still better than tfa

>>84969599
>-Non existent toys/merchandise

OP is literally a picture of a toy. This thread is full of pictures of toys.

>>84969444
And real niggas know that the Aliexpress LEPIN knockoff of it is GOAT. Also can be bought for like $40.

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>>84969599
>-Birds and sloths that turn into Anakin
Fuck off. Idiot.

>>84969414
I could honestly wrote several paragraphs about why Hollywood movies don't cast busty actresses, but I'll give you the short version:
1. Too hard to find one that can act and hasn't done anything potentially damaging to their publicity,
2. Even if you could find one, studios don't think audiences would be able to take her seriously, and
3. Female audiences might be legitimately jealous. They'll tolerate actresses with pretty faces and hair, but a woman with a body that's too biologically superior runs the risk of bothering at least a small percentage of female viewers. Gals like Daddario are the farthest big studios will ever go.

>>84969631
That actually sell and don't collect dust on the store shelves you fucking retard

>>84969599
>-Non existent toys/merchandise

My local Toys R Us has an entire quarter of the store dedicated to nothing but star wars and its been that was since about 8 months before TFA came out. All of our local walmarts, targets and even fucking meijer have star wars displays all over their stores.

Ill have some of what youre smoking, friend.

>>84969658
Lol

>>84968625
>>84968576
It's literally the robot droid fighter from the prequels

>>84969715
nuh uh. This one is black and less round

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>>84969730
It's just missing the "head"

>>84969702
Has any of it moved since then? Probably not. What's sitting on the shelf? A Mary Sue that no one likes, Jyn Erso, a nig nog, and Kylo Ren. There's nothing exiting about these characters. They don't do anything.

>>84965619
those penguins pretty much confirm the sloth leaks. oh my god it's gonna rape Star wars harder than midichlorians ever could.

>>84965780
I am so fucking sorry I wish it stopped at III. George didn't deserve the hate. What have we done?

>>84969761
"Grown man doesn't buy children's toys. Assumes everyone else is doing the same."

>>84968291
>eyes
KANAN = SNOKE CONFIRMED

>>84969761
Its funny that you say that because most of the toys have moved just fine.....except for Rey and Finn. If it isnt a lego set with them in it, it doesnt sell. So I guess the PC police is right and all children are born racist and sexist......or they just dont like those characters.

>>84965805
>Remember, this is a funnier character than we've ever had...he's the key to all this.

>>84969797
I don't understand this theory.

>>84969761
lmao he was trying to say exciting.

We thought you meant existing you fucking chink.

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>>84965683

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Hurr durr Rey's such a good character

>>84969803
It's because girls don't buy toys, boys don't want the girl toy, and nobody wants the Finn toy

>>84966193
You're wrong. The penguins were in the same leak that a french translator posted here. In the leak was also the sloth monster, but he said it is NOT anakin, but that Yoda is disappointed when Rey kills it. Yoda's ghost does not like the path Luke has chosen.

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>>84969599
Every time I see the shills come out to shit on George, I have to wonder: What does Disney have to gain from demonizing George so much? What do they get out of attempting to ruin this man's legacy?

Then it hits me: They've been doing this for years.

Think about it. All that hatred of George Lucas? All those bad reviews of the prequels? Disney has been behind it all. They've been slowly getting people to hate George and his vision of Star Wars because they want to tarnish his name. They're so jealous of his success that they want the whole world to hate the Star Wars prequels, simply because they're unlike anything Hollywood had ever seen at the time. Think about it: How come, in every video you watch of the premier of Episode 1, everyone comes out praising it and talking about how good it was, yet shills will tell you that everyone "always" hated the prequels? They're trying to force their revisionist history upon us because, deep down, the Mouse knows that it can never release something as genuine and brilliant as the prequels.

What do they hope to accomplish from this? Simple: the destruction of the Star Wars name as a whole.

After decades of hatred from "fans" and paid critics, George finally gave up. He decided to sell Star Wars, because of how much it was ruining his life. And guess who was already waiting at the door, pen and legally-binding contract in hand? Disney, of course. This was their plan all along, see: Disney already controls a good majority of the entertainment industry, so what do they have to gain from buying Star Wars? Well, let me ask you this: Why would they get rid of decades of lore and world-building, just to release a mediocre remake of ANH?

Disney doesn't actually care about releasing a good Star Wars film, they just want it so they can destroy it. A simple case of "If I can't have it, no one can."

They've been playing this game for years, and it looks like they've finally won.

Game over, George. Game over, Star Wars.

>>84966294
Force sensitive creatures that live on Luke's island.

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>>84965780
NEVER SHOULDA GIVEN THAT BITCH ALL THAT POWER

>>84969855
Pops are shit though.

>>84966294
They're like force penguins on crack if the leaks are to be trusted

>>84969863
Girls buy plenty of toys. Lego has an entire multimillion dollar generating line of fantasy elves and actual little dolls for girls. The "friends" line and the "Elves" line.

Also the DC Super Girls line of sets by Lego as well. They are all actually pretty good sets and have nice unique colors and pieces for them.

>>84969921
>They're like force penguins on crack
Nope. They're just hanging around and a variant of the creature has already been seen in earlier Star Wars films.

>>84969921
The leak mentioned penguins long before we ever saw this image, so I'd say it's safe to believe anything French Translator guy said.

>>84965780
I miss you George. Starwars doesnt need youre direction, but your stories and creativity.

>>84969922
You should do an AMA since you know so much about little girls and toys.

>>84965619
I had a CTR Crash Team Racing tabletop pinball machine.
I bought it at KB Toys a few months before they folded.

It was pretty cool at the time. Interesting they are still making mini pinball machines.

>>84969972
this. George was the father of Star Wars. like it or not, he is the Tolkein of Star Wars. at this point we are literally eating up fanfiction. Canon Star Wars is 1-6.

>>84969974
Nah, Lego Gen on /toy/ has been my home thread for a long time now. Lego is fun, just because you gave up the ghost on imagination and FUN a long time ago doesnt mean everyone else has to.

>>84969938
Wow, Disney really does shitpost in these threads...

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a movie franchise for little kids has comic relief? i'm shocked.

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>>84965956
>>84966290
>implying that is bad
>implying it is not pottery
I fucking love it.

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>>84969881
Really made me think

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>According to Hasbro, customers who bought the original, all-male version of the game were encouraged to request a Rey figure through Hasbro customer service free of charge. However, only 99 people did so in the US, and only 10 in Canada.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84965683
Penguin?

I heard the rest of it

>>84970075
Shit, I wish I did now. You know what that figure will probably be worth if there are so few of them in circulation?

>>84970075
Lightsaber looks like a middle finger.

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>>84966292

>>84970104
If I were a SW collector, I'd absolutely get one. Little over a hundred in the world.

SOMEONE POST LINK TO ORIGINAL SPOILER THREAD

ty babes

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>Real Spoilers 7: The ESB Similarities

>Finn is seen recovering in a medical pod in the opening of the film, almost exactly how Luke is shown in the Bacta Pod in ESB

>There is a long battle that involves AT-AT and small ships on a desert or volcanic planet. Beneath a small layer of white sand, the soil of this planet is is bright red and dusty.

>The smaller ships drag their tow hitch through the red soil and kick up a massive dust storm. This gives the smaller ships the advantage and helps them defeat the AT-AT squadron

Please note. I can't argue in favor of that scene or argue the logic. It's dumb.

>The Casino Planetoid is shares a similar vibe to Cloud City, and it's basically the CC of this movie.

>Luke was trained by an old Jedi living in a hollowed out tree. Rey is trained by an old Jedi living in a hollowed out tree.

>The levitation of rocks through the use of Jedi powers is a big theme in this movie. Luke actually levitates on a rock the size of a small car.

>Rey is kidnapped at the end just like Han was taken at the end of ESB.

>There is a long "escape scene" featuring Rey and Chewie piloting the Millennium Falcon.

>Captain Phasma plays the Boba Fett role in this movie.

>Tie-Bombers featured heavily in ESB. A new style of bomber appears in this film

>There is an attack on a Resistance base early in the film that is eerily similar to the attack on the Rebel base on Hoth during ESB

>Levitating rocks play a big role in both ESB and The Last Jedi. Yoda and Luke do it in ESB, Rey and Luke also levitate rocks in TFA. Only this time Luke is actually seen standing on a large, hovering rock the size of a small car.

>Rey's parentage will be a major issue, and there will be a moment when her lineage is revealed.

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>>84970114

>>84970114
Whats really hilarious is Pegg was probably having a bad day or dealt with a shitty stalkerish fan and said that shit because he was pissed. Now contrarians the world over use it like its some kind of fucking revelation.

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>>84969855
>Pops

>>84968346
>Deathshtick and a pancake?

>Force tree
>Skywalker sloths

If any of the above is true I will quit this franchise forever

And I know people who will defend it if it is true, I think for the first time in years I will actually be angry at a fucking movie franchise's canon

>>84970161
The major difference is Beanie Babies were for children, Pops are purchased by adults. See: above Simon Pegg quote.

>>84970159
>He only said the truth because he was angry
?

>After inquiries from The Associated Press this week, the Pawtucket-based company said it made the Rey piece but sets with Rey weren't available for sale in the U.S. People who bought the all-male game can request a Rey from customer service, spokeswoman Julie Duffy said Wednesday.

>"In early 2016, Hasbro updated the 2015 Star Wars: Monopoly game to add a Rey token," Duffy said by email. "This product was sold to retailers in several markets around the world but is not available for sale in the U.S. due to insufficient interest."

>Duffy said the company offered the updated version of the game to U.S. retailers but "retailers had ample inventory so they did not choose to sell the new version."

>She said the game with a Rey piece was made available in five markets, including the United Kingdom and France, though the AP found one family that recently bought the game in the United Kingdom and no Rey was included.

>NO REY WAS INCLUDED

nobody gives a shit about Phasma either. and that Asian chick is going to be suicidal a year from now.

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>>84970159
>implying what he said was wrong

>>84968291
>They literally made the ultimate bad guy in the biggest movie ever Trump

RENT FREE

>>84970235
Are you kidding? Are you 12? Tons of soccer moms were buying that shit. Hell my mom and her friends a t work kept going to local stores and getting them.

>>84969444
Old Lego sets were so good, damn.

>>84970253
maybe people might've given a shit about phasma if they didn't portray her as the biggest jobber chump possible in the film itself, what a fuckin burial

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>>84966309
>owls
>birds

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>>84968099
why not make your own set up?

>>84970131
There's probably buckets of thousands of them somewhere in a hasbro warehouse though

It's almost a given at this point that the spirit of Yoda is going to appear in this film, much in the same way that the spirit of Ben appeared in the Empire Strikes Back.

It's pretty much the worst kept secret in Hollywood at this point, with multiple sources reporting that Frank Oz was working on the film.

>>84970240
"Truth"

From the guy who was in both Star Trek AND Star Wars, made an entire TV show full of nerd references and nerd culture, did a trilogy of nerdy fucking movies.

So you are saying he is either a fucking hypocrite, or maybe he just had a bad day and misspoke out of anger.

Now, Alecs "Fuck nerds and fuck star wars".....that was just pure anger over the fact that more people gave a fuck about him after he was in a hokey scifi for kids than any of his GREAT AND KINO-TASTIC STAGE ACTING. Much like any time you hear about a Trek actor getting pissed because they have to do cons.

Just shut the fuck up Brent Spiner, take those royalty checks and just be happy that youll be remembered for SOMETHING.

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>>84967846
The owls are not what they seem.

>>84970114
Autistic Rant incoming

He's absolutely correct, Nerd culture is garbage and is used by corporations to control what people like and sell tons of garbage to them.

I remember when being a nerd was a bad thing, I had almost no friends when I was in school, I got laughed at for reading comics and all that shit, now everyone is a fucking nerd because they love Star Wars and other crap.

Even kaiju movies are becoming normie shit, the one thing I liked that I thought would never blow up in the west has a cinematic universe happening (don't get me wrong I have loved every entry so far and am excited to see what happens next) but it was the one thing I never expected to become mainstream


fucking normies

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>>84968970
sounds just like modern Star Wars then

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>>84970392
>The owls are not what they seem.

>>84970101
I think he means the bird, which I guess he thinks looks like a penguin. Looks more like an owl to me.

>>84970407

Nerd culture has always been mainstream. Star wars was always one of the biggest movies of all time. It's a fallacy that comic books and sci fi and super heroes were only for 'nerds'. They told you this so you could feel like you were special. But you weren't. You're just like everyone else.

Reminder that only episodes 1-6 are canon

>>84970407
You just have to ignore the bullshit. Look at it this way.

Every single hobby in existence will get picked up by normies/women/SJWs/what have you at SOME POINT. And for a while it will go to shit.

Then, when the next big thing happens and grabs the retarded masses attention, they will abandon it again and itll recede back into the dark corners again until they notice it again.

Its happened before. Its happening now. Itll happen again.

You just have to know how to let go and stop giving a fuck. Like what you like, you do you, and let everyone else do whatever they want.

>>84970367
I don't think he is a hypocrite, I think he knows what he is doing and what he is a part of and is just being honest about it.

>>84965783
Ragnarok looks legit good.

>>84970407
>that I thought would never blow up in the west
you really though godzilla and king kong were unknown 'nerd' properties? it's not like theyre making redman movies or some shit

>>84970520
I never expected a cinematic universe with them to be made by Hollywood that makes over a billion with it's first two entries to happen

>>84970510
And yet he doesnt live by those words very well at all, does he? He jumps at every fucking chance to do the very nerd shit he supposedly hates so fucking much.

Nah man. If I ever get lucky enough to meet him, im going to just straight up ask him if thats how he really feels or was he just having a "fuck everything" moment. And if it IS how he feels, ill call him a hypocrite right to his face. Dont give a fuck.

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>>84970407
You're welcome. I remember when this shit started airing, every single person at my uni suddenly became "geeks" and "nerds", specially, the girls.

>>84966266

She'll probably know how to talk to them as well.

>>84970315

honestly, they should just retcon her appearance in TLJ to be another character entirely since she never took off her helmet.

chrome armor and a cape could just be a stormtrooper captain thing, like sergeants sometimes wear an orange pauldron.

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>>84970407
Yeah. I lways thought nerds were supposed to be nitpicky assholes who hate most things, not mindless consumers who eat everything up.

>>84970581
The "nerd thing" made him rich, why would be stop? Just because he is a part of it doesn't mean he can't call it what it is.

>>84970407
>I remember when being a nerd was a bad thing, I had almost no friends when I was in school, I got laughed at for reading comics and all that shit, now everyone is a fucking nerd because they love Star Wars and other crap.


Same. I remember having to hide the covers of my books in school because I didn't want people to know I was reading a Star Wars book. These days the same people who gave me shit for liking Star Wars claim to be such nerds about it XDD!

I detest nerd culture. Disney and all the other big companies realized they could promote their shit with their billion dollar budgets and make it cool to like the things that they make.

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>>84968291
Luke, I love GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD

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>>84968291
>>84970715
>Villain lives in a gold lined room.
Kathleen Kennedy isn't even trying to be subtle about this.

>>84965619
Why would anyone buy this shitty toy?
Play real pinball ffs

>>84970763
These are for very young children.

>>84970763
You know, believe it or not there was once a time where stuff like super heroes and Star Wars were considered children's things. I would think this is more of a kids toy.

>>84970763
You know things like arcades and pinball machines arent as common as they used to be, right? And if youre saying "Just buy a pinball machine!", look up their prices and come back to me.

holy shit the birds look like they're from a pixar movie.

NOT MY STAR WARS

Is it true there's a trailer tomorrow?

>>84970860
Behind the scenes trailer, maybe.

SERIOUS QUESTION

Are the force birbs worse than Ewoks?

>>84970797
>You know, believe it or not there was once a time where stuff like super heroes and Star Wars were considered children's things.

They still are children's things, the problem is that no one grows up anymore.

The Porg birds are going to be heavily marketed. They're like a mixture between a penguin and a puffin. They were chosen because the female testing audience loved penguins.

Reminder that no matter what they do, be it the tree or the sloth, the fanbase will jump to defend it, despite it being marginally worse than what was in the prequels

>>84970913
>They were chosen because the female testing audience loved penguins.
It's because penguins are loving fathers, whereas most men today are completely unreliable.

>>84966455
>>84966908
>>84967110

oh shit dude, it's actually you? you actually admitted to shilling your own videos here?

anon no one is going to watch it now. i sure wont

>>84970989
you know it could be a troll

there is some other troll spamming this one youtuber's videos whenever the subject pops up

>>84968711
Jesus fucking Christ.

I like the idea of new goofy bullshit more than remix level shit like TFA.

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>they're not even the Force Birds that already exist in canon

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>>84965956
>Crush the first order

What does it mean?

>>84970629
I hate how you can't be a "real fan" unless you lap up the latest garbage entry in a series.

>>84971026
check out the dudes only other youtube video, its him bragging about 8k views lol

>>84970989
Not him, but can you seriously cry more? RLM gets shilled every fucking few hours and one "review" crisizing them and TFA and people flip out calling it shilling and spamming. Could you possibly suck Mouse cock harder?? I hope it reaches 10 k views. the like dislike ratio is hilarious too just proves my point to how many people grab their ankles for RLM/Disney

>>84971138
It's actually about how buttmad people have gotten, like you lmao

>>84971092
Oh, just noticed the text on the bottom left

>resistance (v_ito_y)?

>>84970482
i only remember nerd culture getting big in like 2008.

Hell, it only started to become cool to watch anime in like 2014

>>84971138
That video pisses me off. I accidentally gave it a click because I thought it was a "real" plinkett video (thought maybe they were still trolling over R1). Thank god I have that pesky adblock turned on. Honestly id love to get RLM to drop a DMCA on his ass for it, and they could specifically for the reason I just said. I thought it was one of their.

>>84971191
Watching anime still isn't cool. It's one of the few anti-normie forms of media left.

>>84971199
its better than the last 100 "real" rlm videos

>>84971199
>That video pisses me off.
you suck rlm dick, we get it

>>84971199
if you can get past the faggot(s) spamming it, it's actually a really good video

>>84971241
Hating someone/something so much that you have to parody it and defend it at every chance you get.

Such a wonderful existence was never known before these times.

>>84971280
You suck contrarian anti-rlm dick, we get it.

Also Hiroshi-moot really needs to fix these fucking captchas.

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https://youtu.be/tXREsCUyPMM

I hope you don't give these hacks a single penny.

I think we can all agree that ROTS was the last good SW movie.

>>84971323
>Lucasfilm replaced editor Chris Dickens with Pietro Scalia

why? Covenant and the Martian were shit from an editing perspective when compare to Macbeth

to the retard saying SW toys don't sell, you realise they sold 5 billion worth of toys and shit from force awakens alone?

>>84971319
are you using legacy captcha?

>>84965619

oh fuck! thats sloth anakin, snokes coffin, comical force penguin stuff is real!!!! fuuuuck!!!

>>84971504
>oh fuck! thats sloth anakin
Stop same fag. Just stop.

>>84971283
parody/satire/review =/= hate, dipshit. im not even the guy who made it or is spamming it, its just a decent review pretty good in its own right

>>84971319
anti rlm, sure. contrarian? no. try harder shill

>>84969536
how a giant beak going to catch an insect in a tree or dirt?

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>>84969501
But the lore of the prequels is better
Prove me im wrong

>>84965780
I'm so sorry George

>>84968902
>for eeeeeevil
I like how since I made that joke a few weeks ago everyone's been using it.

>>84972104
>im wrong
You said it

>>84970152
>Tie bombers featured heavily in ESB

They were in one scene on the asteroid. I don't think that classes as being 'heavily featured'.

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>>84968291

>>84965956
>star the last jedi wars
what did they mean by this?

imagine being so dumb that you actually cared about star wars

>>84970613
It'll be like with force - birds will try to talk with her and her talent will awaken. She's natural force user and animal whisperer now.

>>84965805
disney has to make a lovable plush doll like baby groot