So who did have the best business card?

>>84960980
Allen obviously.

>>84960980
Paul Allen

bryce

>>84960980
Bryce and Patten's are so awful

Allen, textured cards are tacky and so are embossed ones.

i would say chegg em

>>84961111
WITNESSED

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>>84960980
The one with the watermark. So good it made Bateman kill

>>84960980
Pauly

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Louis Carruthers unironically had the best card

>>84960980
Allen > Bateman > Bryce > van Patten

Any other opinion is wrong.

>>84960980
Bateman.
But that's just my personal taste.
Patten and Bryce looks like fucking cheap wallpaper.
Paul's is good but I prefer the font on Bateman's.

>>84961151
Completely agree

>>84961111
will mcgregor win?
if my digits mayweather

>>84961151
>dualtone type
>gold foil
What a tacky homofaggot

>>84961151
> gold and green lettering
Too decadent.

The font is a complete shitshow too.

>>84960980

Bateman having two different fonts for his first and last name bothers me a lot. I don't like the vague, green tone on Patten's.

Allen's is the best. It's smooth, simple, easy to read. Plus, having the adress in two lines is great.

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>>84961142
What is a watermark anyway?

allen

>>84961211
> two different fonts for his first and last name
Wut?

It's small caps and full caps, my man. Of the same fucking type.

Having two types would be utter madness, even for the 80s.

Van Patten > Bryce > Bateman > Allen

>>84961232
something you can find in 30s with google

>>84960980

How can they all be VP?

>>84961280
Both the last name and first name are written in caps. Okay so instead of different fonts, they have at least different sizes, and that sticks out badly for me.

>>84961288
If I'm not mistaken van Patten is a Goudy.

And Goudy is a font for gays.

>>84961371
A big company with different sections.

>>84961374
No, it's definitely small caps.

>>84960980
Bateman's is embossed, so I'd say Bateman.

I actually spent months around a guy called Paul Allen and never once asked him for his card, it didn't even occur to me even though I'd watched American Psycho a bunch of times.

Talk about missed chances eh, I bet he had the best card too.

>>84961371
equality, you bigot

>>84960980
Why are there four vice presidents in the company?

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>>84961416
Although I do enjoy Bateman's lowercase numbers, embossing is just too ostentatious. It was cool in the 80s, I suppose.

>>84961173
Bryce literally has the worst one. It's the font that does it.

>>84961192
Two niggers fighting each other for millions win or lose. I am a McGregor fan though, but that shit is going to be rigged more than your mom's fuck toys.

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This one clearly.

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>>84961441
I remember reading something about high-ranked people being called vice president regardless of their actual functions

>>84961512
> oblique roman instead of full italic

Literal shit.

>>84961371
They're all the same since they're yuppie scum.
t. Bret Easton Ellis

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>>84961111

Paul Allen

Also check these if you please

>>84960980
Van Patten really fucked that up. Bold font and toilet paper texture, gross.

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Childhood is thinking Bateman's card is the best
Adolescence is thinking Allen's just barely edges out Batemans
Adulthood is realizing Bryce's card blows them all out of the water

When Patten puts his card on the table, Bateman is surprised when Bryce compliments it and remarks on his good taste. This indicates to the audience that Bateman somewhat values Bryce's opinion. White, eggshell, RAISED LETTERING. I'm sorry but even Bateman doesn't try to rationalize to himself that his card holds a candle to Bryce's. That's when we see Allen's card, while still being inferior to Bryce's and arguably Patten's, it manages to not only be better than Bateman's in the eyes of the people in the boardroom, but Bateman himself.

>>84961678
Anon, you're sweating.

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That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy, I'm going to make the best business card there is and that'll be the end of it.

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>>84960980
How do you have 4 vice presidents?