>wesley snipes >never played a sniper

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>king kong
>doesn't have a crown

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>morgan freeman
>is still chained mentally by his heritage

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>>84960342
>armond white
>is black

>>84960342
I never asked for this chuckle.

>>84960407
>>is still chained mentally by his heritage
Actually, if you listen to what he says, the exact opposite is the case.

>Adam Sandler
>hasn't played a sandal

>>84960460
But he's not black anon. Do you not get the theme of the thread?

>Gary Oldman

>>84960460
shit joke, thread ruined

>Anne Hathaway.
>Doesn't do Shakespeare, Shakespeare doesn't do her.

>>84960549
rude

>>84960415
He's just that much of a contrarian.

>>84960460
Don't give him any ideas

>>84960460
He played a cobbler who could also be called a sandler by making sandals.

>>84960342
>never played a sniper

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>>84960342

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>>84960883

>>84960452
Morgan Freeman is ptob most redpilled black dude in Hollywood

>>84960901
OP BTFO!!!!

>>84960342
Get fucket op

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>minnie driver
>never drove a mini cooper

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>jack BLACK
>is a white male
Are you kidding me!?

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>>84960342
He should play him with Dennis Glover as the son

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>>84962760
>Louis Black
>is a white male
they can't keep getting away with it!

>>84960686
alright dunk

>>84960901
This was a really good movie. Powerful ending, too.

>>84960342
>Armond White
>is stupid

>>84963331
I'm glad Dunkey brought up Armond White because it means I see a lot of people bringing it up on /tv/ and triggering the "REEEE! VIDEO GAMES! MANCHILDREN!" crowd.

>>84960342
when will he return to be Blade now that CapeShit is so popular?
put him in a movie with spiderman and it would be doing better than Ironman 4 :HomeFlop

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>father's name was actually roy

>tom hardy
>is not black

>idris Elba
>is black

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>>84960342

> chris rock
> would rather listen to rap

>>84960549
Thanks for the contribution faggot

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>>84960342
Dude kind of looks like an Easter Island head

>>84960452
>>84960940
truth, i love that dude

>>84960342
US marshalls and art of war, get rektd fgt

>>84964878
>chris rock
>isn't a rock

>sigourney weaver
>doesn't weave anything

Bradley Cooper
Doesn't build homes for chickens

>>84960407
Kek

>>84960342
>Heath Ledger
>never played an accountant

>Chrius tucker
>never played a lunchbox.

>Idris Elba
>never played an Italian island

wtf?

>Will Smith
>has never forged a sword

what a fag.

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>>84960342
>Bruce Campbell
>no scene of him enjoying Campbell soup

>>84966462
What a rip off.

>Natalie Portman
>never seen her dock a ship

>>84966591
he will though

>Sophie Turner
>Doesn't get Meryl Streep's character to change her mind

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>wesley pipes
>never played a piper

>>84966520
>posts on 4chan
>doesn't greentext

>>84963456
You can call him a contrarian asshole (he is), but you can't question that he knows way more about films than almost any other critic out there

>>84966568
History major?

>Jude Law
>isn't a judge or lawyer

>>84966645
underrated

>>84966737
electrical engineer, but I've considered going back to get some kind of liberal arts degree

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>>84960407
>Robin Williams
>only thing he robbed was his own life

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>>84966645

>>84966844
Damn you for making me laugh at this.

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>>84960342
>Wesley Snipes
>never a "farm boy"

>Scarlet Johansen
>skin isn't dark red

>Mark Hammill
>isnt a slaughterhouse

>>84966844
lmao

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>Jim Carrey
>Can't carry a movie

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>>84967053
Very niche post

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>>84960342
>Jude Law
>never played a Jewish Lawyer
>doesn't follow judaic law

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>>84960342
>KrisTEN StewART

>Is a literal 10/10 and a work of art

>>84962721
how do you know

>>84960373
kek

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>>84960689
>This Summer...
>From Happy Madison Productions...
>He was an animal... then a woman... then a stapler. But he's about to find out... what it's like... to BE someone else's shoes! Rob Schneider is... The Sandal! Rated PG-13.

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>>84960407

>>84960407
Fun fact, lots of nigs renamed their surnames to "Freeman" after being freed from bondage back in the slave days. It's a relatively common name among them today.

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>>84960342
>Ruben Blades
>never played blade

>>84962784
Donald, genius

>Reese Witherspoon
>but she never had a spoon

>>84960342
I had the same idea for this thread a month ago, why did I not shitpost?

You guessed it, he did play a sniper.

/thread

>>84970097
Winfrey is a derivative of this

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>Natalie Portman
>Doesn't work on a port
>Neither a man

>>84963563
Kek

>>84960979
Btfo

>>84970097
>renamed their surnames to "Freeman" after being freed from bondage
Had they ever any surnames before? The surnames didn't even exist in some parts of Europe in the XIXth century.

>>84971018
>not "never cut a sandwich."

>Estella Warren
>Was never a particularly good home for Felicity Jones

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>arnold schwarzenegger
>never schwarz'd a nigger

>>84971277
They were given the surnames of their owners. Hence all the Browns, Jacksons, Smiths, Harris, etc. in the current day. Those were their slave masters' family names.

This is also the reason Malcolm X changed his last name to X.

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>>84971318
This is a complicated joke but I want you to know I liked it, anon

>>84971353
You have a point

>>84971353
Kek

>>84971296
Lol what a fuck up

>>84962784
nah denzel and get boega to be the son instant Oscar material

>Rip Torn
>picked a stupid fucking stage name

>>84971660
>The nickname "Rip" is a family tradition in the Torn family

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>>84962760

sure is /sp/ in here

>>84965407
>WE WUZ EASTER EGGS AND SHIEEEEET

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>Robert Downey Jr.
>Retarded Manlet

Well played.

>Kevin Bacon
>never played a bacon

>>84973300
>Kevin Bacon
>never played a ham
Step it up anon

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>>84966844

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>>84966645

>>84966645
i dun get it

>Jonah Hill
>never walked up a mountain

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>>84966844

>Orson Welles
>his family buried his ashes in a well
true story

>>84973903
>poisoning a well with your dead relative's ashes
hey rabbi, watcha doin?

>>84973842
Well he can't
:^}

>>84971179
portmans not even her real name

>>84960979
>>84960925
>>84960901

He said sniper, not faggot with a scoped weapon.
>no hide established
>too-high angular deviation
>semi-auto weapons eject brass, serving as a target indicator
>not using a weapon chambered in .308 WIN

>t. usmc scout sniper

>>84963131
>>84962760
>kikes
>white
Pick one.

>>84966631
That's not actually her name, though, because she's a kike named Herschlag.

>>84973958
why are you guys all nazis?

>>84973956
>Neta-Lee Hershlag
>Never slowed down Almond Joy message boards.

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>>84974004
Because equality is a lie, and democracy a fucking plague.

>>84974051
>look at me mom I'm edgy

>>84974051
Spoken like a true basement dweller who believes everything certain websites tell him

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>>84974099
>>84974111
I respect your digits but not your positions. Retract your statements or face my Aryan wrath.

>>84966742

>Jude Law.

>Isn't LEA, lawyer, judge or Jewish.

>>84971771
That's not funny. Fuck you.

>Matt Damon
>Isn't a demon who haunts a mat

>>84973958
Jarheads letting everyone else know they are stupid jarheads as usual. I'd pick apart your post filled with such incorrect information but it would be a waste of time dealing with a slack jawed faggot like yourself.