This is not ok.

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>>84953888

>no perches for falcons

>>84953888
might aswell remove the screen and give out condoms to every seat for convenience

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>those lonely single seats on the left aka my seat

>>84953888
I can see why theatres do it, to bring more people in. Making it an "experience" and all that bullshit - bringing the living room to the theatre. But yeah, I fucking loath it. I don't want the lights up slightly so waiters can bring people food/drinks. I want uncomfortable chairs that 500,000 people have sat in before me. And if people have to munch on something, make it dry like popcorn or something that'll be eaten in under 5 minutes like a hot dog.

Where the fuck am I supposed to place my crablegs?

>>84953888
better than that autism friendly bullshit

>>84953888

how the fuck do you clean that shit
>"This chair is currently in the laundry"

>>84954093
have your gf hold it for you

I know gf posting a shit but this is a horrible idea if I went to this with a gf ppl will just end up masturbating each other

truly they are making degeneracy more tempting with each passing day

>>84954083
this. Maybe it's my nostalgia but i dislike reserved seats. I used to go to movies on a whim with people and it was fun, now my local theater (used to be a cool cineadome) is all reserved recliners and I can never get good seats there

>>84953888
why not just stay home?

>>84953888
but, can you shag with with your gf there ?

>>84953888
thank Mexico for showing American what luxury cinema is

This thread serves to remind me that no one loves me and they never will.

>>84954440
Jesus loves you, anon-kun.

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>>84953950

>>84953888
What? Catering to yank-sized people is not ok?

>>84954505
Fuck off

>>84954632
See, this is why no one loves you.

there should be hammocks

>>84953888
Are those single seats for fat asses? I see the woman in the bottom picture but is she just there as a guide for the morbidly obese? If you think you're four times as wide as this bitch, come to our theatre and have a heart attack trying to climb the stairs.

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>not buying a projector and a comfy as fuck sofa/couch
>not having a cinema room in your house

>>84954231
>gf
Implying you won't have to be married in the sight of the lord to enter the kinoplazzoa

>>84954790
seeing a movie with an audience is an entirely different experience though

>>84954010
sorry, singles sit on the steps

>>84953888
where the fuck is this? all I can picture is teenagers fucking in it.

>>84954164
>how the fuck do you clean that shit

They don't.

>>84954870
An entirely shitty experience more like.

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>>84954870
fuck, buy more couches and invite friends
>implying I even use the fucking room when a girl isnt over
>tfw it has a hidden AC system that keeps the room temperature slightly cooler than the outside
>its just slightly cold
>guarrateed cuddles

Not a fan. I'd probably jerk off and fall asleep covered in my own filth with my dick out and get discovered by some waiter checking to see if i needed anything.