gonna go see Baby Driver taking one of these bad boys hidden

Why are you doing those things?

what movie are you going to see?

>>84950916
Are you a nigger?

>shatter proof

What if you freeze it then hit it with a hammer?

>>84950916

>Beer in a plastic bottle

what the fuck?

>>84950962
People who buy steel reserve tend to be poor drunks in bad neighborhoods, exactly the type of people who will drink that bottle, smash it, and then hold you at bottlepoint until you give them another bottle. Safer to just give them plastic.

Do you make sound effects with your mouth when you drive?

Wow you must be pretty cool

>>84951089
kek

>>84950916
Patrician choice in beer my friend

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>>84950916
calling things "bad boy".

>>84950962
Steel Reserve is the epitome of low class swill. It's maybe the worst alcoholic drink I've ever tried.

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>8.1% pisswater
nigger faggot

>>84951226
>hipster reddit beer
kys yourself

>>84951165
this

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>>84951226

>Drinking numale "craft" beer

faggot

>>84951226
>kriek

>>84951300
>>84951226
fuck off you redittors. this is a nigger beer thread. steal reserves cost 3 dollars and they fuck you up.

>>84950916
How young are you that you it's still socially advantageous to tell others about drinking alcohol.

Why don't you just go to a theater that sells alcohol?

Is your mother coming with you to help with the "no person under 17 in an R rated movie" or is one of your friends older brother a ticket taker?

>>84951165
theres worse. they make a stronger 211 which is like 12% alcohol

t.Native

>>84951351
the second part

>>84951326
If you just want to get fucked up get a fucking Wódka or something.

>>84951326
>steal reserves cost 3 dollars
$1.50 for me

>>84951165

Wild Irish Rose is the worst I've had. Only booze I've ever straight up poured down the sink.

t. former Steel Reserve/King Cobra drinker

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In my neck of the woods, King Cobra is the nigger beer of choice. Taste isn't too bad, but the alcoholic content is a bit lacking. They used to be a $1 back when I was a kid, but I think they're up to $1.89 or so now.

I don't get it, why beer? When my girlfriend and I go to a movie, or a buffet, we bring in those little 40 proof samplers you get from a liquor store, $3 per person and we get smashed without bringing in big bottles

>>84950916

You better drink it quickly. Once it starts to warm up, it becomes vomit inducing fart swill. It's also a good idea to have a savory snack to take the edge off of the taste.

t. alcoholic

I drank 4 Steel reserves last weekend. AMA

>>84951476
Buy a flash, fill it yourself. You're unironically being jewed

>>84951519
>flash

>>84951502
was your dad involved in your life?

>>84951454
Does it give you a Little Richard?

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has anyone tried this distilled nigger piss? it's the worst thing I've ever drank in my life.

>>84950916
I had the Steel Reserve Hard Pineapple once, is this stuff good?

>>84951571
Yes. Still is.

>>84951326

>London Ale
>something that has been drunk by millions for hundreds of years
>reddit

jesus christ.

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>all these Americans that never gave the local homeless bloke £5 when they were 14 to pick two of these up, one for you and one for himself

for shame

>>84951661
Well, he should have raised you better.

>>84952011
So should have yours considering we're both here.

>>84951165
Natty Ice is pretty far up there.

>>84952118
not even close. you dont know your nigger beers

>>84951872
>it's not reddit to like ye olden brew

>>84950916
>>84950916
Why did you think this is worth posting?

>>84952232

That's like calling Guinness reddit

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>>84952280
>guiness is not reddit

>>84952698

Jesus christ this place

>>84951300
>petrol station ale
garbage

>>84952887

Again

>Drinking numale "craft" beer

>>84952944
you repeating it doesnt make london pride a good ale

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>beer
nice pisswater fag

>spirits
don't try and impress me pussy

>anything else
what are you, a woman?


>water
god, what a loser

>>84951454
I remember drinking King Cobra. The local convenient store always had it stocked in Hilltop, Tacoma. It's not great, but it gets the job done.

what the fuck did they do to the steel reserve bottle? i haven't had one of those things since edward 40 hands in college.

>>84952733
you realize like 90% of people you're talking to can't even legally drink right?

>>84952978

Only thing that I prefer is Marston Pedigree but I can't buy that in my local shop.

Who /Mickey's/ here?

>>84951934
I wish they still sold stuff like that in 2 liter bottles here (America).

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>>84950916
>never once brought alcohol to the kinoplex

Am I missing out? I am trash enough to do something like this but I bend over to authority to easily.

>>84953066
I used to. My token black friend taught me how to flavor it up with orange juice. Poor man's mimosa.

>>84953052
these are mass produced garbage that you buy 2for1 in essos

>>84953105
its better to drink a little before the movie (don't get plastered obviously) and then bring in a semi-strong mixed drink and just chill there

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>wasting money on sips meant to be beverages

>not maximizing by liquefying stolen hand sanitizer with road salt for $0

>>84953066
They went to the shitty plastic bottles for awhile before putting it back in glass bottles, thank god.

>>84953111

I also enjoy Locally brewed shit like Wye Valley Breweries "Butty Bach", but for regular, standard drinking I go for the readily available stuff.

Why is that hard for you to comprehend?

I enjoy smaller batch stuff, but it's not readily available for me to pick up on my way from home.

>>84953157
this anon knows.

>>84953157
Usually I only get drunk after the movie when I discuss it with my friend or friends. I rarely go to complete shit movies, but next time I do I'll try this.

>>84953196
broaden your horizons son
you can get much better for the same price if you travel further than a shell
go to a bp at least

>>84953017
edward 40 hands is the lamest "challenge" ever

>>84953314

You know you'd get on with more people if you weren't so pretentious

>>84950916
There's gonna be a bulge sticking out and how are you going to wear a jacket in this heat and not draw attention?

Your plan sucks bruh. Better look for a make-shift flask. Wouldn't recommend a real one, cops put you in cuffs at the sight of one, even if they're empty. This is the future we chose

>>84953360
>saying london pride and marston pedigree are shit and overpriced is pretentious
the fault lies with you, petal

>>84953391
Wait you cant bring own drink and candy in america? Common here to just bring a soda and put alcohol in it.

>tfw I wanked and edged for like 5 hours straight before I went to the cinema then I unleashed a cum Tsunami in the back row of seats after watching the new Beauty and the Beast

I had to sneak out of the theatre because I ended up with cum all over my pants and shirt

Why aren't you watching Planet of the Apes?

>>84953469
True kino connisseur spotter

>>84953543
*spotted

Sorry had a few cold ones if you know what I mean lads! Hehe. Jajamensan

>>849509164
proof that burgers can't into beer.

>>84953165
that's more of a white person thing to do

>>84953348
tell me about it but it's still fun

>>84951872
Yes

Poop and Pussy
Pussy and Poop

>>84953453
Nope, we never could. This is the law of the land.

>Common here to just bring a soda and put alcohol in it.
Can't do that either, not anymore. I used to pull that move in the early 2000's. Everything's gone full gestapo, they call it a "zero-tolerance" policy.

>>84950962
These used to be only sold in glass till like 5 years ago since only niggers, and beaners buy them, and then break them on the sidewalk

>>84950916
What the fuck are you doing wearing a jacket in summer?

>>84954326
My alcoholic father and stepmother still bring booze in with them every time we go see a movie. Obviously you can't just pull out a pint at the concession stand and pour it in but they don't look in your purse or frisk you at the theaters where I live

>>84954498
Well duh, she's got a purse so your dad uses her to smuggle his liquor in that way

The rest of us have to improvise

Bump for hoping OP gets banned for off topic posting

>>84950916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

Is this you?

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>>84954326
>Can't do that either, not anymore.
Bullshit. My family still does it. We have fucking booze fueled picnics in the theaters. No one is the wiser. You just have to be low key.