/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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Sheryl Lee is CUTEREREST!

>>84940958
Uncle Leland, NO!

>>84940958
>ye

No wonder /tpg/ is dead

>>84941212
fuck

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/ourguy/ when?

WE'RE DEAD

>>84941212
yes, yes

We're halfway through now, do you think we'll ever see the return of Cooper? I don't think we will. Lynch seems to want to subvert every expectation people had for the season.

>>84941517
He will return in the post-credits scene of the last episode

>>84941517
Nah Eddie Vedder's cock tweeted Dougie is here to stay

>>84941517
desu dougie has grown on me, i think he is a much better character than cooper ever was

>>84941517
Probably no idea when

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>Watching Eraserhead Stories
>It's almost over
>Then suddenly Lynch starts telling the Woody Woodpecker dolls story out of nowhere
think I just got LYNCHED

>>84936335
This broad banged half the town goddam.

>>84936502
Kek!

The season is going to end with a trailer for Dune 2

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Bobby, may I share a vision with you?

Cooper
Cooper
Cooper

>>84941982
sure

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/COMRADES/

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>>84942192
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>84942192
Please delete this.

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THIS IS A FORMICA TABLE

GREEN IS ITS COLOUR

is their a mega for the series? I don't have cable.

>>84942334
There's a link somewhere in Secret History

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>>84941982
I'm listening.

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>>84942318
Tfw so naive to the background story I thought this was just him saying some practice lines to warm up for talking backwards.

>>84941517
I genuinely doubt it

I have a feeling Lynch wanted to avoid this being a whole pile of useless fan service at all costs.

Hence weird stuff like:
>Truman not being brought back despite the actor apparently thinking he'd be in it initially
>no sign of Heather Graham despite her wanting to do it
>few enough scenes in the town with just old characters, it mostly either takes place outside the town, or with new people

If he brought back Coop as le damn fine coffee man, it'd just be reliving old memories, I'm guessing he needed Coop to be there for plot purposes, but he figured putting him in like normal would mean he'd be just doing a pastiche of an old gary stu character.

So I'd normal Coop won't have much screentime at all.

But who the fuck knows with Lynch, I'm speculating out my ass here

>>84942334
rarbg.com

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>>84942192
DELET

>>84941517
He'll return in the very last minute of the last episode as a hook for season 4.

>>84942589
But Kyle is getting killed by Lynch once season 3 ends

>>84942848
Getting killed hardly is a downgrade in Lynch's universe.

Has Big Ed even been in this season yet? He was in one of the trailers - which look completely disingenuous now.

>>84942941
why do you care about worst character?

>>84942589
I hope this will be the final season.

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david lunch lol

>>84942941
No, he hasn't been on yet but Nadine has.
>>84943659
>ywn have lunch with David lunch

>Normal Coop will never return

>>84943786
Normie leave

>>84940749
I'm pissed off because Game of Thrones is pushing episode 10 an hour later on Monday morning on Sky Atlantic. Is it later for regions other than the UK too?

>>84942401
Jesus Christ you are retarded.

Imagine being such a contrarian that you don't want Cooper to come back. You're just a pathetic poser trying to force a "le normie" meme. You're pretty much saying you hate Twin Peaks if you don't want Cooper back since he was what made Twin Peaks.

>>84944151

Aw are you upset you didn't get your coffee and donuts?

>>84944185
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

Is s3 had been a Stranger Things-esque nostalgia bait, not sure I'd be digging it as much as what we're getting. Dougie Jones is great. The lore building has been great. Ep 8 is probably the finest hour of TV of the year, every year. None of it would've been possible if it had been just a retread of the original

>>84944185
Awww, poor pleb can't handle something that doesn't fanservice him.

>>84944190
Kek. So embarrassing. Everything you said was complete bullshit and now you just confirmed how much of a fake fan you are. Your that part of the Lynch fanbase everyone dislikes because we can all see how tryhard you are.

>>84944273
t. lynched brainlet

>>84944271
Please tell me why you don't want Cooper to come back then?

Hard mode: no "grr normie xD" scapegoat.

>>84944289
because it was already confirmed he doesn't by that Eddie Vedder song and we can't contradict the fanon at this point

>>84944289
You'll see...

>>84944322
That's not an answer. I wanted to know why you don't WANT him.

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>>84944289
not him but i'll bite; i don't want dougie or dale back, i want a ptsd coop who has been stripped of his original demeanor by his time in the lodge and experiences both outside and within

not a completely different character but not damn fine cup of coffee guy dale, this cooper has seen some shit and his character at this stage should be equipped with a personality as such, not quite bowie jefferies but knows that feel

>inb4 dougie and dale fans gang up on me
NO BULLY

>>84944384
Philip Jeffries attended one lodge meeting and came out kinda fucked up, then disappeared.

Dale has been stuck in there for 25 years. He's definitely has seen and lived some shit in there.

>>84944384
You still essentially want Cooper back though. And why does everyone assume Cooper was always some comfyfag? There are piles of scenes where Cooper is a normal person. He's love for coffee and shit is just a quirk to his personality,it's not his entire personality at all.

>>84944426
>Philip Jeffries attended one lodge meeting and came out kinda fucked up, then disappeared.

He was also shunted through time two years into the future, and back again. It looked like it hurt a LOT.

So, did anyone visit coordinates on Shaggy's site yet?

>>84944580
ye

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>>84944488
technically but it still wouldn't be special agent dale cooper like people are rallying for with the whole muh coffee shit, and it wouldn't be retarded dougie cooper either, i'm thinking almost briggs-esque in his manner but not at all stoic
>>84944426
>>84944527
that's kind of why i want to see it though, dale reflecting on time spent, time lost, the modern world, how he interprets everything now as a result, etc. i don't think it'll happen that way though, at least not with that kind of depth

maybe frost can whip up some inner monologue for the next book BE SURE TO BUY IT TELEVISION FRIENDS

>>84944600
What did they find?

>>84944618
weird audio CD

>>84944631
This one was fake, some other guy went and found nothing

>>84941896
Hm, no

when will my main man ernie niles make a cameo

Oh, nevermind, i found photos of the guy's trip
http://imgur.com/a/GYmuI

why nobody cared about the dead kid in the car hit?
nobody gave a fuck about that. but yes, a blonde girl is killed and everyone is crying in pain, even a stupid girl is running and screaming in the first episode

>the significance of the ceiling fan is that BOB turned it on whenever she was about to bum laura to muffle her noise

bravo lunch

>>84944837
It was a hit-and-run. It's currently under imvestigation. Only one bystander got a look at the driver and she's dead meat.

>>84944837
because the season isn't over and that was basically isolated to one episode, save for the scenes with andy at that house, and while the blonde girl was the central focus of the original series' plot, i doubt that child is going to amount to anything more than horne character building fodder, but i wouldn't mind being wrong either

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I really, really like this image

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Were they lodge spirits?

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Was he /ourguy/?

>>84941517
The story is about the return of coop, if he does regain his original state it'll be towards the end I reckon

>>84945182
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

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>>84943866
Gotta make room for the normies

>>84945358
Ray Wise had such a great performance in the film

Reminder that Mark Frost's book the final dossier will be the last piece of Twin Peaks content ever released. No true fan should miss it!

Preorder it here at
https://www.amazon.com/Twin-Peaks-Dossier-Mark-Frost/dp/1250163307

>>84945567
Noone watches Twin Peaks because of Mark Frost.

>>84945584
Forst IS Twin Peaks.

>>84945584
>being this FROSTED
ehh some do they just don't know it

>>84945663
I can't wait for Mark to introduce the lost letters of Obama concerning the RR Diner.

requesting webm of tracy's ass

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Would you rather get a book read to you by Mark Frost or get raped and killed by David Lynch?

>>84945908
I rather get LYNCHED

>>84945908
depends
did frost write the book that he'll read, or will he just read a random book/a book i choose

>>84941212
>b-but you guys eat donuts

>>84945935
That's classified

>>84945994
can't take the chance
proceed with my death

>>84941212
>30 minutes of Chad carrying his food out of the door

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_____?

>>84946137

CUTE!

>>84946137
STOP

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I'm gonna need more money, David.

>>84946176

NO

>>84944911
WOW how did I not realize that the whole thing with Andy and that weird nervous hick was about the hit and run? I just rewatched that episode and couldn't figure out what it was about. Thanks senpai

coffee and pie fags leave

>>84946212
Hello dwarf friend! I'm gonna need only one bullet, Michael.

>>84946264
they're on reddit friend

>>84946137
Notaudrey

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>look out your window
>see this
what do

>>84946315
laugh because I remember that I'm only looking at a mirror and not a window

So what's the deal with Briggs

>>84946428
That's classified

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>>84945838
fuck off

>>84941250
holy shit

>>84946315
LELAND NO

French roast tastes like old coffee soaked into and squeezed out of sweaty gym socks from three days ago, and not the kind worn by a hot chick either.

>>84946643
HURTING ME
HURTING ME

SKY IS UGLY

>>84941517

Coop was never Coop.

Phillip Jeffries in FWWM: "Don't you know who that is there?"

The Classic Coop persona was Coop possessed by a Lodge spirit (probably Jumping Man aka the Frog Moth).

Dougie Coop is Dale Cooper's real personality.

Mike telling Dougie Coop to "wake up" is misdirection because the original Coop possession by Jumping Man happened outside of Mike's knowledge.

>>84944241
>>84944271
I know you guys are pretty much just shitposting, but I legit cannot wait for when Cooper gets back to Twin Peaks and we Return to mostly the comfy atmosphere of the first season. The damage control here will be interesting.

Basically, we're all getting lynched, fags who want Cooper back and contrarians who don't.

Who is the Samwise Gamgee of Twin Peaks?

>>84946773

Harry Truman. Obviously.

>>84946744
wait what

>>84946808
Then who is Bill the pony?

>>84946020

That's final Episode

Then cuts to a Korn performance

Then back to Chad sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes.

The end

>>84946750
yeah the last 5 minutes of the last episode

can't wait for Coop giving us his oh so beloved thumbs up and the end credits roll in

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You now realize that "J" was actually Judy

>>84941399
lol lol lol lel lel lel kekorio

high five broheim

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DOgei remember he laeve oven on

Can't wait for Gamey Thrones' return so all the plebs in this general fuck off to that one.

>Tim Roth will be playing Jeffries, mark my words

The state of your shitty fan theories!

>yfw it's revealed that Jeffries is the camera

>>84947342
I thought Bowie faked his death for S3

>tfw twin peaks with end with a 30 minute scene of cooper fucking laura
mark my words

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Still alive, motherfuckers.

>>84947449
You really think Lynch would do that with his husbando and waifu?

>>84947342
There was never even any basis for that, it was a strange theory that I did see a few peddle

>>84947484
yes
there was a scene in the original FWWM script with what i have described

>>84947449
Is Coop Laura's type?

>>84947719
Who isn't Laura's type?

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>>84945182
have a present anon

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>>84945182
>>84948079
Call me, David. The dinner theater gives me Wednesdays and Sundays free.

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>>84941517
>subvert every expectation people had
>implying I didn't see this coming

>>84946892
Lucy

>>84941517
last scene of the show is this
>cooper is in the roadhouse
>suddenly the giant appears
>you forgot your shoes my man
>cooper gets the shoes, he's back
>sits down, tells the waiter to get him coffee
>wait a minute
>you know, this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee
>FOR THE LAST TIME, FOR THE LAST TIME starts playing
>credits
>nothing is resolved
>we don't know what happened next
>this is the end
>post credit scene is mark frost yelling to buy his fucking book

>>84947342
barely anyone was talking about the tim roth theory

>>84947719
everyone is Laura's type

>>84941517
he comes back for the last three episodes, when Mr. C has the upper hand and all the people trying to stop him are helpless. Cooper will arrive exactly when he needs to

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tfw Leo and Shelly's arc will never be finished ;_;
>>84949059
Laura's a trainwreck, why would anyone put their dick near that slut? An intelligent man would pick Audrey, a passionate man picks Shelly.

I'VE JUST FINISHED SEASON 2
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I WATCH BEFORE SEASON 3 AND WHAT ORDER

>>84949212
FWWM and you're good to go, marathon that shit senpai

>>84949212
Mulholland drive and Inland Empire are a must to understand all the callbacks LYNCH added to s3

>>84949254
What about The Missing Pieces? Is that canon in any way? Is it essential?

>>84949404
Not essential but it helps to flesh out the world of Twin Peaks more and makes FWWM slightly less confusing. Watch it if you can, you're not missing terribly much if you don't.

>>84949212
>>84949254
there is also Missing Pieces

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>David Lynch film
>a singer starts singing

>>84949404
>Is that canon?
probably not
>Is it essential
definitely not. I think Lynch had final cut anyway.

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*blocks your path*

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>>84949629
More like Dale Cocainer lol

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>>84949679
hehe, funny, my man

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>>84949586
>>84949404
Watch Twin Peaks seaon 1, season 2 eps 1-8. STOP. Watch The Missing Pieces. Watch episodes 8-21. STOP. Read The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer. Watch episode 22. Read Mark Frost's The Secret History of Twin Peaks. Watch FWWM (mandatory, establish mood of the film and set tone for season 3). Now watch season 3 and have fun :)

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>>84949586
>Mark frost film
>You have to buy 3 books to understand the plot

>>84947719
People Laura has fucked
>the fat bartender and his brother
>Dr. Jacoby
>James
>Bobby
>her own dad
She'd probably fuck Cooper.

>>84949855
can we get a list of the OFFSCREEN FUCKS OF LAURA PALMER?

>>84949855
>and his brother
lies
>Dr Jacoby
you're guessing
also you forgot the shutin faggot. Rewatch Twin Peaks following this >>84949749

>>84949879
Ben Horne
also Leo
raped the agoraphobic guy
some girls
a bunch of strangers
touched the dicks of a bunch of canadians
uuuh

>>84949906
>sends Dr. Jacoby erotic tape recordings
>DEY'RE NOT FUCKING GUISE! HONEST!

>>84946744
jeffries said that when he didn't even know what year he was in dumbass, he encountered BOB coop in the future and assumed the cooper in the FBI was BOB coop too because he didnt realize he'd been zapped back in time

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>>84949968
you're guessing. I base my knowledge off of what I KNOW (which happens to be very much)

>>84949962
>raped the agoraphobic guy
he fucked her onscreen in FWWM. Weren't you paying attention?

>>84944289
because i already watched twin peaks and am not a fucking manchild masturbator who needs to repeatedly relive things i already experienced and would rather watch something bold and new and interesting than watch something i already saw 25 years ago

>>84946661
that's because french roast is literally left over beans, look it up

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>>84942192
Russia's answer to Dale Cooper is a man named Captain Pronin

so, what do you think we're gonna see next episode?
>Audrey's return to see Johnny-Go-Fast?
>will Dougie get his mind back? (Vedderfags need not reply)
>will we see Bobby, Hawk and Truman follow the case?
>will Gordon and co. find out there are two Coops?
>more Hastings or is his plot more or less done?
>Doppelcoop's adventures?
>what shady shit Diane is up to?
>something like episode 8 bc Lynch wants to fuck with us?
>the drug plotline in Twin Peaks ft. Red, Richard, Becky etc?
>will Richard killing that kid be brought up?
and whatever else I forgot

>>84950287
I think you mean
>Will anything Richard has done be brought up?

>>84950287
I want more Bobby

>>84950214
oh my god please don't remind me i used to have pronin-induced nighmares when i was a kid

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>>84949749
>season 2 eps 1-8. STOP. Watch The Missing Pieces

correct order is watch twin peaks, watch fwwm q2, watch season 3. all the fanfiction shit by mark frost or lynch's daughter is irrelevant dont read it.

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Anybody else excited to see Dopplecoop run over some mother fuckers in this truck? I hope he drives this the rest of the series.

>>84950345
He's headed into the lodge at 2:53 come October

>>84950287
More based Ray.

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>>84950497
>t. Brainlet
/smug

>>84950287
>>Audrey's return to see Johnny-Go-Fast?
yes
>>will Dougie get his mind back? (Vedderfags need not reply)
no
>>will we see Bobby, Hawk and Truman follow the case?
no (in 2 days)
>>will Gordon and co. find out there are two Coops?
no
>>more Hastings or is his plot more or less done?
i think its done
>>Doppelcoop's adventures?
yeah there will be a bit of this
>>what shady shit Diane is up to?
will continue but probably no reveals about it
>>something like episode 8 bc Lynch wants to fuck with us?
definitely not, i think there could be another one coming but not this soon
>>the drug plotline in Twin Peaks ft. Red, Richard, Becky etc?
yeah i reckon it's about time this came back up
>>will Richard killing that kid be brought up?
at least an offhand mention

>>84950610
Vedderfag, stopped reading there

>>84950011
I must have fallen asleep during this part because I just remember her kissing Harold and then leaving

>>84949968
>>84949906
Doesn't she say in the Secret Diary that she was actually trying to get help and she didn't fuck Jacoby? I don't think his name was on her list either

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jIMES was almonds col

>>84950610
I don't think Hastings plot is over. I have a feeling that the FBI is going to use him to help bring the mto "The Zone"

>>84950676
>next episode
didnt say never did i you brainlet

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Please stop spreading lies that David Lynch did not cast Lara Flynn Boyle for this season of Twin Peaks. What actually happened is Mrs. Flynn Boyle is too busy with her film career to take time out of her shooting schedule to do another season of a dinky television show.

>>84949879
Bobby
James
Leo
Jacques
Blackie
Ronnette
Ben
Harold
Various randos
David Lynch
Mark Frost
Jennifer Chambers Lynch

I stare at my reflection to the bone
Blurred eyes look back at me
Full of blame and sympathy
So, so close
Right roads not taken, the future's forsaken
Dropped like a fossil or stone
Now it's gone, gone
And I am who I am
Who I was I will never come again
Running out of sand

>>84947463
Reverse image search this

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>>84950747

Public service announcement: it's time to stop calling the doppelganger 'Doppelcoop'. He's Mr. C. Get it right.

>>84950706
>I must have fallen asleep during this part because I just remember her kissing Harold and then leaving
oh right maybe I fell asleep hue hue hue

>>84951009
Booper

Public service announcement: call me whatever you want because its a tv show you could even call me sam who the fuck cares

>>84951126
Boop

>>84951009

I'm going to start calling him Real Coop, just to confuse people.

30% chance he was the real Dale Cooper all along.

>>84951009
During production we called him Romble Looder

>>84951009
This. Also, please stop calling retarded Coop "Dougie". Dougie went to the Lodge and is non-exis-tant. Just because the other characters think Coop is Dougie Jones, doesn't mean you should.

>>84951382
we know, we're just pretending to be as retarded as the people around braindead Coop

>>84948079
Sorry for the late reply, but thanks. Saved.

One thing I've never understood about FWWM

Why did the deputy pull a gun on Bobby? He was already selling them bogus product, so there was no reason to rob them because he wouldn't be losing any money in the sale. Plus, if he was a dealer of Jacques', why would he try to rob/kill his customers? And why didn't Jacques come down on Bobby for killing his guy?

>>84941517
We will, but he'll be around for a teasingly short amount of time relative to the rest of the series.

>>84949855
>People Laura has fucked
>99% of the twin peaks population
fixed that for you.

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>>84940749
Tell me anons, during the intro right on the waterfall scene is there some weird static noise that happens? It's been happening with all of the episodes I've watched of season 3 so far and it's only on the waterfall part.
I've used speakers and headphones, but it's still there. Is this due to rarbg rip or is that in the non torrented version as well?

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>>84942192

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I'm going to miss you all when this is over.

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>>84950967
Google has been broken for a number of years. Sacrificing search function for ad direction makes the world dumberer.

>>84951833
There will be a Season 4. And we will be young men once more, together, in Season 4 /tpg/.

>>84951833
>>84951933
we still have 2 months to go guys

>>84951933
How will there be a season 4 when no normies watch the show and David Lynch is one bad step away from a hospital visit?

>>84952030
my dada works in david lynch

wow bob wow

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>>84952010
>its already been 2 months

>>84950503
>first notMadsen
>Now those two

How many more of the Hateful Eight are working for him?

How come Laura never got pregnant from her dad fucking her?

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>tfw normie friends think that MIKE and mfap are good spirits.

The only good spirit is the jumping man aka frenliest spirit. I bet the jumping man is the boss of the giant.

>>84951927
those guys were dead? why?

>>84952195
how didnt she get pregnant when 2/3 of the town were fucking her?

>>84952195
She is not a human.

>>84945908
I already read that fucking book, bring me David, I wanna be fucked by his massive monster dick, then he'll call me Linda, and cut my throat over a coffee cup, cut my legs and arms, stick my arm into MJA ass, and put the rest of my body in a gigantic blue box in the middle of Nowhere, Alabama.

>>84946428
He has a second wife, and a secret daughter who became a doctor and a FBI agent.

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>>84950925
It was confirmed it's too bad /tpg/ is in denial
https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

COOPER FLEW THE COOP

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>>84952246
I assumed they were the dead farm owners. That or tubby old people are into kinky sex.

Lynched?

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>>84950925
>>84952197
>>84952351
THIS^

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hey anon
take your pants off

ded general

>>84952195
Infertile, mentioned in Secret Diary

>>84952197
Friendly reminder that vedderfags are the worst posters in /tpg/

>>84941625
now this is stockholm syndrome if I've ever seen it

>>84953012
But that song is going to be in Twin Peaks. Why are you so angry?

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>>84952270

>>84950847
">>will Dougie get his mind back? (Vedderfags need not reply)
no"

Holy shit look at this spastic Vedderfag, he's been BTFO so hard that his brainlet mind can't do anything but call his superiors "brainlet". Deal with it, faggot, your precious Vedder song means nothing. CONFIRMED.

>>84952976
really? completely missed out on that then

>>84952316
Briggs is pure

>>84947463
It's disgusting when fats start losing their hair because of how poorly they care for themselves.

>>84953087
"so, what do you think we're gonna see next episode?"
"will Dougie get his mind back?"
imagine being on such an autistic crusade against a tongue in cheek 4chan meme that you start shouting "vedderfag" at random people

>>84951465
Yeah right, brainlet Vedderfag numbnuts

>>84940749
hello friends.

can somebody explain to me:

1- who is the criminal dougie look alike? The one with the long hair
2- why dougie behaved differently in the earlier episodes, when he was in the weird dimension?
3-who was the imposter that gets his head disintegrated?
4- where is dougie now?

LE LYNCHED LE FROSTED xDDDD

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>>84953181
haha, yeah man, same

>>84951539
Two people there. Witness. You can't steal sell $10,000 of fake cocaine if there's a witness. The high school kid has to not be credible so that you can say you "gave him the cocaine and he must have ripped you off, Jacques." Some bimbo was there too to confirm that it was fake. So the deputy drew his weapon to murder them both and take their (non-ex-is-tent) money.

>>84953012
truth hurts

>>84953181
lol

>>84949212
>>84949404
>>84949459
I HAVE AN ISSUE. EVERY TORRENT I FIND HAS BOTH FWWM AND TMP IN ONE FILM. DO I DOWNLOAD THAT OR SHOULD I GO SEARCHING FOR AN ORIGINAL THEATRICAL CUT OF FWWM?

>>84952030
Season 4 is just several episodes of a janitor sweeping up.

>>84952197
Where was it confirmed that the song plays during the finale? Isn't the fact that Vedder is presiding over the Part 11 airing at SDCC more confirmation that it's much earlier in the series?

>>84952246
Nope, they were out back sleeping. Pay attention.

>>84953130
what does fatness have to do with hair loss?

>>84953295
part 11 is likely when coop gets his mind back, too bad it will be spoiled by the gay panel. Years of avoiding spoilers just for this

>>84953145
>Vedderfags need not reply
Not even reading your brainlet post, you're a Vedderfag who thinks Cooper will never "get his mind back" (even though the show has shown multiple times that his mind is still there yet he's still asleep.)

So fuck off back to cuckoldplace.com where all Vedderfags belong.

>>84948383
>implying Lynch isn't setting you up to think that Coop won't come back and then will subvert that

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>>84953366
You'll see...

>>84953170
Are you even watching the show?

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>>84953424

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>>84953170
Don't read this post, it will make you retarded

>>84953170
wat

>>84953211
That makes more sense. Still seems weird they'd rip off Bobby regardless, seeing as he was a repeat customer, but maybe that's why I'm not a drug dealer

>>84953526
Shut up numbnuts

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>>84944289
I'm sure everybody wants cooper to come back, but the fact that no one really knows if he will keep a me extremely interested in the plot progression. I'm sure David Lynch knew that this would be a thing that most fans would complain about, and so far it feels like almost every detail has been intentional.

When watching twin peaks, even though it is a third season of a show, I keep no expectations whatsoever. theory speculating fans are almost always wrong, and I have yet to see anyone predict anything that has happened so far

>>84953604
Cooper not coming back is a huge fuck you to all the fans that hated FWWM because it wasn't about Cooper

>>84953604
speak for yourself, I want a Dougie spin-off after TP is over

>>84952030
>David Lynch is one bad step away from a hospital visit?
that door hit him pretty hard in the last episode, he's probably already dead

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>>84953667
>tfw no Office style Dougie sitcom spin off about his shenanigans at the work place

When are we going to start hating this show? I know /tv/ is having a bit of a honeymoon period right now but it's got to wear off soon. This show just isn't that good.

>>84953910
You can start anytime you want, buddy.

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>>84953910
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>84950287
>will Dougie get his mind back?

Cooper will come back and he'll take care of Janey-E and her son. Maybe he'll take them to Twin Peaks.

Yes Lynch likes to be subversive but people who say he doesn't do happy endings never saw Blue Velvet.

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Sheryl Lee is all around great!

>>84953547
The middleman ripped him off since that's always how it goes. Trusted buyer, trusted seller, seller has middleman deliver the drugs once, middlman delivers fake drugs. Claims customer must be lying.

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>>84953987
quality post

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>>84953735
Battling Bud would win all the Emmys

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>>84953910

>people expected Cooper to even be in the first half
I was surprised when the first episode was all about Cooper. I was expecting it to follow someone else and we wouldn't see anything with Cooper til the latter half. Anyone who says Cooper isn't returning is also retarded because the plot is leading to that point. This show isn't, "Adventures of Dougie Jones" it is "The Return of Cooper."

>>84953932
>>84953942
Very funny. In a couple of months after the show is done airing, I bet you guys will be one of the first to jump on the hate bandwagon once everyone realizes they've been duped. Can't wait to see Game of Thrones destroy this trash next year at the emmys

>>84954055
>Laura's brooch has 3 Owl-Cave-ring-stones in it
Nice

SERIOUSLY IF THE NEXT EPISODE DOESN'T END WITH COOPER RETURNING TO HIS SENSES I WILL FUCKING LYNCH DAVID LYNCH I SWEAR

>>84954058
This. The first teasers only showed Cooper and he is on the The Return's poster. He's always been the most important character. Lynch likes messing with people's expectations but he wouldn't be so stupid as to not bring hiim back..

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i want her to smile at my penis

Can we start including the what the pastebin says in the OP instead of just the link.

Do Sherylposters ever sleep? They're in every single thread.

>>84954191
nigga, that pastebin is long as fuck. it's just fine being in the pastebin. besides, we used to do that in the beginning, but it's much too long now and was frankly annoying.

>>84954176
pls, every male citizen of twin peaks, behave yourself

>>84941517
Just think about it logically. Dougie is the Protagonist, Booper is the Antagonist. The climax is going to happen in the last episode where possibly evil Booper gets killed along with Dougie and only then will Cooper come back.

>>84954191
Go back to /ptg/, stupid drumpffag

>>84941787
You just got LYNCHED son.

>>84954217
CUTEposters and vedderposters are like the White and Black Lodge familiars of /tpg/

They have no perception of time

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>>84954025
One minute you're romancing Marilyn Monroe and in the blink of an eye (61 years!) you're kibbitzing with a retard. Sad.

>>84946915
Its actually sonny Jim son of Jane-E friends who is really Jades son (with Dougie)

>>84954235
If you want to think about it logically then you must acknowledge that Dougie Jones already died in the waiting room with MIKE.

>>84953295
I've seen nothing that says Vedder will be at the panel, screening, or signing.

>Showtime has confirmed the above panel time with guests Kyle MacLachlan, Tim Roth, Dana Ashbrook, Kimmy Robertson, Everett McGill, Matthew Lillard, James Marshall, Don Murray and Naomi Watts. LOST and The Leftovers boss Damon Lindelof will moderate,

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>>84954381
Mike ain't no good guy.

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>>84949855
There is going to be a 12 minutes sex scene between her and Cooper when he saved her in episode 14

>>84954461
except it's going to be between Cole and Laura with Coop forced to watch as a finale monument to all of Lynch's sins

>>84954381
I mean Dougie Coop. Thought that part was obvious.

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>>84954484
>not a foursome ft. Leland

>>84954414
But I've seen reports that he will play the song live prior to the screening. Seen them in these very threads. BTFO

>>84954414
You'll see...

>>84953170
Dougie got swapped with Cooper who was some irrelevant guy from some other show with the same name.

>>84954677
Wait, he was from a TV show? I thought he was just some random office worker?

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PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE

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has this been solved yet?

>>84954594
>>84954669
Whatever helps you guys sleep at night.

>>84954744
SHE'S DEAD.

>>84940749
New thread: >>84954821

New thread: >>84954821

New thread: >>84954821

>>84954835
/tv/'s bump limit is 350, newfren.

>>84954886
it's 310

>>84954835
early edition

>>84954176
Sheryl is not for lewd

posting just so it reaches bump limit

>>84955217
this