How do you feel about Nick Mullen and Cum Town?

>>84939980
Their fan base is essentially an edgier but as equally annoying Rick & Morty fan base

same way i feel about trains and my dad

>>84939980
Never heard of them. Sounds terrible though.

>>84940299
I had a friend in high school who inexplicably loved trains for some reason. Do you hate them? Why do you hate them?

>>84940224
Only contrarians don't enjoy Rick and Morty.

Dislike, because there's significant overlap between the Cumtown audience and the nu-males that listen to Chapotraphouse

For fuck's sake, one of the guys has fucking vocal fry, how much of a faggot do you have to be to develop fucking vocal fry

>>84940524
Aaron gets destroyed on every single episode though. My favourite is when they make fun of Andy's dying mother in front of him.

I've listened to a few bits on youtube and honestly it's not bad but I enjoy Sleepycast and old UYD episodes more

>>84939980
chapo and brandon wardell episodes are shit, the rest are pretty good though

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podcast kino

>>84939980
i met a couple of dudes who listened to it and they were all fat, depressed, white, poor and living with their parents

6/10 podcast quality

>>84940689
all of 4chan should love it then

>it's a stav is fat joke

>>84939980

He's one of the funniest young comedians around but Stav and Adam suck

>>84940343
No, that shit sucks.

>BILL MAHER THE NIGGER GUY

>>84940971
4channers are skinny or skinnyfat unless they're on /fit/

Nick Mullen seems like probably posts on 4chan

>>84943299
I do

Im gay

>>84943357
Have you found anyone to produce your hilarious Patreon video content yet?

>>84943405
I just jerk off to trannys all day, it's fun and sounds like trains

>>84939980
It took me a couple episodes to get into Cum Town, now I enjoy it.

>>84939980
i just want to know how the fuck they got so much money through patreon? don't get me wrong, i really dig the podcast and am working my way through the episodes (about halfway there), but it's not worth fucking paying for

>>84943299

he admitted browsing 4chan and FYAD about 10 years ago in the latest ep

Adam's a bitch

>>84944176

Especially since Nick revels in not doing any preparation for the podcast and just spends the money on home electronics

>>84944176
I pay the $5 a month because im not american and $5 is nothing

>>84944867
it's 5 a month?

>>84944867
i'm not cheap, but they're already getting $17,000 a month to do their podcast and i can't justify giving them any amount of money for nothing. i'd gladly go to their stand-up shows if i lived nearby and i'd even buy a comedy album if they chose to produce one, but they're already getting more than enough money to put on the show so fuck it, they won't suffer without my $5

When I first started listening I seriously loathed Stav, but just like the show itself, he's grown on me. I still find his incessant giggling pretty aggravating, but I've gotten used to it. It's like when you listen to Film Junk and Sean has a fairly strong opinion of something at the outset until his opinion is questioned by the other two and he flip-flops like a little bitch. It's an aspect of the show you just have to accept.

>>84945913

the premium eps always get posted on the sub reddit anyway

>>84944566
Adam literally does blacked posts on twitter

(but he's a jew so that seems genetic to them)

Wish the were less mean to Adam. :(

I get that he's "That guy", but it honestly distracting when they're in a bit and then it goes to a shit on adam fest.

>>84946230

it's funny because he clearly sees himself an intelligent and witty guy and didn't expect to be the Karl Pilkington of the podcast

>>84946230
it can be the best thing of the show or really lame when it's obvious they're using as a last resource when they got nothing

yo check out all these gay ass hatersin this thread yo
im fat but i got buff ass legs like im strong dude

>>84946269
He is kind of intelligent and witty, but Nick is just faster on the ball than him. Of course it's pretty easy when all you have to do is insult someone who opens their mouth and it doesn't really matter what insult you say because Stav will laugh no matter what.
I would be okay if they eased up on him a bit. I think when they're all in on a bit is when they're at their funniest. It's nice that Adam doesn't seem too bothered by it and mature enough to understand that that's what the fans seem to want.

>t. not Adam

Stav has a tiny dick

>>84946399
Adam is just high iq jew enough to become dumb about it, Nick is just smart enough about his own dumbness

Cum Town makes me want to try cocaine.

>tfw surrounded by nothing but weed dealers

Nick's hatred of Italians is the funniest shit

>>84946537

Nick is naturally smarter than Adam, just that Adam is a rich Jew with an education and Nick is a white trash highschool dropout (?)

>>84946776
I dont think Adam is that rich, but he is more "intelligent" in a way that gets the best of him (so he becomes a caricature of neurotic cucky urbanite lefty jew)

Boring racist idiots being ironically stupid for humorless edgetards

>>84946636
Cocaine is fun. It's not as addicting as you might have been lead to believe, though really after you do it once you have a pretty great understanding of why people can get hooked on it.
If you're drinking, it boosts you back up to feeling near sober mere seconds after the shit is in your nostrils, which feels like magic.
If you're not drinking, like Nick, just doing cocaine on its own ends up feeling pretty sad. Like you just know that you probably shouldn't be doing it.
Very low ceiling on coke my dude, the first line of the night is always the best and you'll want more but never hit that point until you've crashed and recovered. And the recovery is balls, because if you were drinking chances are you ended up drinking a lot more than you normally do because you don't feel it.
Probably not a glowing review there, but I still recommend it, it's a very social drug too, you're going to run your fucking mouth. Fun drug. Just be a grown up and pace yourself with it, like any drug.

>>84946945
>uber leftist faggots
>racist

i can smell your pathetic whiteness from here

>>84946972
i'm not even left wing, but they have multiple racist impressions in each episode i watch, and the last episode i listened to they said the n-word 5-6 times in the space of 3 minutes,.. but ohh it's OK because it's ~ironic~ xd

>>84947302
before the bill maher bit, only Adam said nigger once and it was just quoting

that's not racist even to leftists outside the US where you worship black people like creeps

>>84947302

racism is funny as long as it's not serious

Nick > Adam > Stav

>>84947345
>be american
>says "someone called this man a nigger"
>immediatly has to fearfully grovel
>jews wont accept apology
>jews set their black dogs on "racist" goym
>is banned from his own anti-racism factory
smdh

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Is Felix a Chad?

He seems like the type of guy that can get women to suck his dick a few hours after meeting them for the first time.

>>84947770

No way he's a sperg

He can only talk about MMA, Final Fantasy and the Saudi royal family

>>84947770
watch a video of him

he's so obviously a nerd barely escaping elliot rodgers status

>>84947302
you know, people are totally correct in calling folks like you "cuck" even though it's an overplayed word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjvFaIPo9P0

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>>84947849
>>84947879

Yeah but he lifts and looks quite tall, which is rare quality for dudes on the Left.

He must've cucked dozens of leftist men by now, dumping his thick Jewish seed into their girlfriends.

>>84947972
he's like a less manly shia labeauf dude

go lift

>All Australians named George is really called Sweet Boy Pussy

That bit had me dying.

>>84947972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOhKPWH52-s

holy fuck these dudes are so uncool

>>84948045

actually I think Nick may have dropped a hard R once doing his Australian character

>>84947972
>it's a /tv/ talks about cuckolding episode

>>84948112
double R even

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>say anything
Heheheheheheheheheheheheh
What did he mean by this?

When are they gonna get the imitation Puerto Rican Rattlesnake Luis J Gomez on the pod?

>>84948185
>Im so gay. JUST KIDDING HNAHNAHANGHAHNGAHA but really i love cock. JUST KIDDING HNAHNAHANGHAHNGAHA no really im literally a gay man HAHAHAHAHA

>>84948185
the skankfest one was really noticeable. You just imagined people going "why am i watching dudes talking and rambling and this fat guy puts the breaks on everything?"

ideal podcast would be Gomez, Nick, Ant, Amico and Adam for bullying

>>84946971
I certainly won't pass up the opportunity if it ever presents itself.

>>84948243
no joke, he probably is

you can literally play "how long until he first mentions cock"

>>84939980
I should love the show but it feels like Nick tries too hard and his cohosts are dogshit.

Legion of Skanks is my pick for edgy humor now that O&A died and Jim has gone soft.

>>84947972
h-h-haha volcel amiright h-h-hehehe

fat monster pedo-looking dude: hell yeah bitch

>>84948360
Stav does not look like a pedo

>>84948393
i meant the chapo fat one

>>84947302
he laughin cuz he kno

>>84948427
yo listen up, my man

my man knows

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yo wtf is wrong with amber?

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>>84948406
This one?

Pretty good but that one guys forced laugh is so goddamned annoying

>>84948531
yeah seeing this guy's face and that indian writer fan turned me off from it for good

pooinloo: blabla "volcel" haha

>>84948519

I wonder when being both a woke feminist and a friend of Nick is gonna backfire on her

>>84948612
already did, she's excluded enough she had to write the article on "the dirtbag left" which is the gayest shit

>>84948612
She's one of the most vocal critics of Liberal IDpol on the podcast and there's been no repercussions yet.

>>84948544
It's not forced
Stav just laughs at anything cause he fucked his brain with drugs

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>>84948612
>woke feminist
Amber had a friend that was accused of raping some chick, something he later sort-of-confessed to in a Medium post.

She didn't see it as a big deal and continued hanging out with him long after the allegations surfaced.

>>84948675
shut up stav u fat bitch

its a very funny podcast and they deserve every dollar they make. the community around it is mostly pretty fuckin worthless and nothing is more painful than when the armchair psychiatrists try to read into a fuckin comedy podcast/shit on adam or stav/worship nick as the "alpha". all of them feed off each other and have a great dynamic together, everyone is irreplaceable and almost all of the guests they have one are incredibly funny and/or have a great rapport.

>>84948800
this was gayer than people sucking nick

>>84948519

I'd fuck her senpai. Her laugh is cute.

>>84948531
Wtf I'm a Maoist now

>>84948866

im gay for jokes my bitch. got a problem with that?

I've only watched clips of it. It seems like something I could get into, but doesn't really compare to when Sleepycabin was at its best

>what's a selicci?
>... a bazono!

best stav joke

>>84940343
eh not true I really just don't like it on its own, and I love being a contrarian

>>84940334
>being that interested in an anons hate of trains
I think you're the train loving friend.

Trains are annoying as fuck.
Yes, I fucking see the giant fucking locomotive barreling down the obvious track, you can fuck off with the horn now, cunt.

Seriously fuck trains and fuck train conductors.

>>84939980
>Listen to the first episode
>Within like the first minute they express that they're okay with trannies existing
D R O P P E D

>>84946017
So many of the jokes would fall flat if it weren't for Stav laughing like a maniac. He makes the show so much better

>>84948531
I like Matt, 2bh

>>84946776
Nick went to college and completed a degree if memory serves

>>84949113
he gives time for Adam or Nick do another tag on a joke and think. It sometimes works as a laughtrack

but sometimes it's awful

>>84947972
The vocal minority on the left is full of shrill men seeking attention because they're extremely self-conscious while also being narcissistic. I've met more full-blown liberals who don't fit the stereotype than the ones who do

I feel like Nick is what I should've been only he quit drinking and I just kept going

>>84949108
Cool. Go ahead and drop this thread, too, you insecure child

>>84944176
I just pirate the bonus episodes but if I couldn't do that I'd throw them the $5.

>>84949209
Both pol and lefties are shit people desu
Only centrists are the true alphas

>>84949268
i wouldnt. It's alright, but not worth 5 dollars a month

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>>84949311
I give Dick Masterson $5 for his bonus episodes and those are just once a month.

>>84949268
I haven't hit up the bonus episodes yet since I'm still working my way through the regular ones. Maybe I'll donate for a month, listen to the bonus episodes, and drop it after that. I'm not opposed to supporting the podcast but they're getting a huge amount of money so far to dick off in their apartment and put out something with such a low production quality. And the one celebrity interview that I've heard so far was cringey (maybe it was intentional, I don't know, but it was bad either way.)

I'm glad these guys found a way to get paid and connect with the public which helps them further their comedy career, but with so many podcasts out there it's hard to justify spending money on one and not twenty others (and I'm not going to spend a hundred bucks a month on internet radio shows.)

>>84949424
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/4148xk6qq4nx0/CumTown
Every bonus gets uploaded there

>>84949424
>maybe it was intentional
it wasnt, it was bad

bonnie's was good

>>84949361
>dudes reading alphabet
yeah lemme fork some cash

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>the podcast is the closest feeling to having friends

>>84939980
Nick was hilarious on twitter before he got banned, GOAT twitter account

the podcast is too hectic and has no direction and just sounds like 15 yr olds run it, shame

>>84950186
nyc guido voice is the best

>>84950186
He got banned from Facebook, not Twitter.

He quit Twitter because the trolls kept bothering him.

I was told that cumtown was supposed to be as good as sleepycast and I was very dissapointed

>>84951731
suspended or whatever from twitter

someone probably got mad at the obama monkey joke

>>84952675
His Twitter account is still active.

https://twitter.com/nickmullen

He just has stopped tweeting.

>>84951921
thats a gaming thing

you're joking right?

The Steven Seagal bit is one of their best episodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itr_7Sxgpuw

Bonus: Nick explains Chris Chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07_y-P9GJOw

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ChapoTrapHouse but with nigger and fag jokes

They are literal communists but with slightly less allegiance to the hoard.

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>>84952675
They locked his account until he deletes this tweet

>>84952959

Adam is so disgusting looking but he gets the most pussy out of the three of them

>>84953024
lmao when you're so ironyleft and mocking "fascists" that the gay police shuts you down thinking you're too problematic

>>84953030
if he worked out slightly, losing the skinnyfat low t face, he'd be goldblum tier

(also need a haircut, glasses who knows)

>it's a Nick buys consumer electronics episode

>>84953278
everything nick says now is just so he can put it on his taxes

>we thought adam was the jew

they seem to repeat a joke from an old episode in every new one they make now, like the nick nolte liar guy at nick's old job

probably running out of material

>>84953676

Everybody should all cancel their patreon subscriptions so Nick has to work at GameStop and live in a tenement slum again

>>84948257
this.

Has Adam ever done a podcast with Gomez?

>>84953782
he and stav did

both Cumtown and Chapo are great. The Democrats will never be in office again until they appropriate irony left culture

Has Nick ever done Chapo? If not, I'd be surprised since he lives with two of the hosts (or at least one) and as far as I am aware the Chapo guys like him.

>adam's bit about walking in on his friend beating off to a song

>>84954011
>yfw Cum Town is the new Tammany Hall, and Nick is Tammany

>>84954011
Nick raped Amber when he was sleep-walking and Felix had to beat him out of her.

They barely talk now

>>84954011
No, but they hang out, they saw Wonder Woman together

>>84954073
And yet they live together still? Rent in New York is ridiculous..... *Seinfeld theme plays*

>>84954011

He hates political comedy

>>84954128
yeah but it's fine because Nick kept doing fake chinese at the time so it wasnt "really" him

>You can't prove a straight white man ever killed anyone

Wow it's true. If they did they were probably gay or not really pure

>>84949242
I love that no one responded to this sad bastard.

>>84953676
it's definitely on the decline

more reliance on bullying adam which is funny when there's a natural lead in

stav's not funny, he's tolerable but he's getting worse

nick earnestly wants the podcast to die and will just keep buying consumer electronics until amber finally kicks him out of his apartment after she gets her 109th death threat from cumtown fans and he contracts the black plague in the streets of new york

podcast could die now and it would be hailed as one of the greats

>>84956129
do people really harass amber other than "why does she keep talking in the back?" and occasional "damn she's pretty at times and butt ugly at others"?

I enjoy it every 5 episodes when Nick briefly mentions something fucked up from his past like getting molested or doing heroin or his dad being in a cult then breezes right past it to do a Steve Harvey impression

>>84956207
might not actually be cumtown fans but does get harassed and threatened quite a bit from what i remember seeing. don't care much about her or chapo though

>>84956309
when nick first reveals that some kid sucked his dick when he was 12 and then goes on to say "i don't think it fucked me up though" and the rest of the boys roast him for it. peak cumtown

>>84956129
The last couple weeks (until Thursday) was an pretty amazing stretch of episodes

>>84956397
>threatened
wtf

>>84956129
>>84956493
Yeah since Nick came back from his 2nd LA trip it's been straight fire

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>>84940542
his name is Adam

and he is gay

>>84956493

Large Peen Recine rules, the only Italian Nick likes

>>84956551
he definitely fucks his ugly ass dog

Cum Town is one of the few sources of genuine hilariousness coming out of progressive-minded people. They put funny first at the expense of offending anyone, and they don't blindly align with some side (other than perhaps the DSA) over another.

Chapo is a must listen if you want to actually expand your horizons when it comes to ideology. Their socialist take is as important as getting the libertarian take, as well as the democunt and republicunt takes. Hearing every type of criticism of your ideology from all possible sides helps you become a well-rounded person.

>>84956770
wtf man chapo is the most lukewarm democratic socialism shit possible, "higher taxes and 90% goes to our wife's black boyfriends".

Even grandpa Chomsky is more radical

go read nazbol people

>>84956770
>they don't blindly align with some side (other than perhaps the DSA

nick owns the dsa

>>84956831
And Dave Rubin is lukewarm libertarianism, Gavin McInnes is lukewarm alt-rightism. If you're listening to the radicals and nodding your head, you're probably in need of some kind of father figure to tell you how to live your life.

>Adam asking the boys if they ever went on BLACKED.com going ignored on the latest ep

Cum Town is a treasure just for introducing me to the videos of the guy who reviews elevators on youtube.

>>84956926

I really wanted to know where he was going with that

>>84956891
You dont need violent radicals, I mean radicals in the sense of pertaining to roots.

In what way is modern leftism outside the corporate dictates of what you must be? How is Sanders confrontational to the current system?

Same as McInnes. "Our society is better because it's gay, it's the only defensable position against islam taking over, we love gays and the women helping muslims"

very uninteresting takes

>>84956309
I recall the aftermath of the molestation story but I never heard it, do you know the ep? It was probably a premium

Also when was the heroin thing?

>>84956129
I agree, Nick wants it to die, I think it's gotten much larger than he ever thought. But now they all rely on it for income so he's stuck. I don't think even his autism will let him stop it because stav and adam are both dependants at this point. That's why adam sticks around even though he's the punching bag

>>84956926
he really is a caricature

>cucked by a dj
>neurotic lefty jewish "intellectual"
>gf sends nudes to other men while they're in bed
>loves black men

>>84944566
I think he still browses but is a bit ashamed to admit it (I don't blame him). He brings up stuff sometimes that i've only heard of on 4chan, like a few eps ago he brought up Dan Schneider being a pedo

>>84957233
>Nick is a cunny troll
motherfucker

>>84957233
yeah he will occasionally mention shit ive only seen on 4chan circles but I think Adam does too at times

It'd be funny if both are ashamed to admit they read pol and b

>>84957233
Nick definitely has the personality of someone who's been on 4chan for a long time

>>84957336
nick mullen is what you get when your life's potential was ruined by the first time you got goatse'd in team fortress classic server at age 11

>>84957424
>tfw Nick would have grown up to be a CFA/JD practicing corporate law specializing in mergers and acquisitions at Sullivan & Cromwell LLP had he not been goatsed on a Team Fortress server