a glib facsimile
>>84939608
better to have a glib facsimile than a complete catastrophe like the prequels
>>84941662
At least the prequels were original. Trying and failing is better than not trying and still failing.
>>84941662
>>84941684
This is what failures actually believe to sleep at night when they don't win anything.
>>84941684
Originality doesn't mean shit when your films fail at all levels
>>84941684
>this turd tastes better than that turd
Just forget the lot of them and be done with it? Why the endless power ranking?
I liked Crystal Skull.
>>84941662
>catastrophe like the prequels
Stop with this shit. All three of them made a lot of money, the third one scored high on both RT and IMDB, and actually won a bunch of awards (MTV, people's choice etc).
Fun fact - The Phantom Menace had one of the most successful DVD box sets of all time, and even Attack of the Clones sold like $200 mil. worth of DVD's.
The prequels were neither a disaster, nor universally hated. It's a meme perpetuated by pretentious tryhards.
>>84939608
https://vimeo.com/160263943
>>84941952
They were terrible films you dumb contrarian
>>84941662
>>84942014
>They were terrible films
terrible films =/= unsuccessful or hated
>>84942014
They were bad in comparison to the OT. They are masterpieces in comparison to TFA. That movie isn't even a movie, it's a marketing gimmick crafted by a bunch of feminist cunts.
>>84941662
Ep. III > sequels
>>84942274
>>84941662
The Prequels were horrendous. The shit awakens is atrocious. I said 'were' and 'is', now why? The prequels were bad and is bad but they're prequels and they were original in their own way. Unique ideas, expanded ideas and so on. The sequel, the shit awakens, was the most anticipated film in film history and it was unbelievably bad. Rogue One sucked too, but it was a prequel.
>>84942575
The Prequels were horribly done but they had a coherent logical story, the music was beautiful and original, and the lore felt epic-tier. Contrast that to the shit awakens.
>>84942575
>Teen Choice Award
>Peoples Choice Award
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>84942658
>The Prequels were horrendous. The shit awakens is atrocious.