ITT: Simpson's jokes you didn't get

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>>84937897

>>84937958
>So I says to Sneed I says..

>>84938012
>tfw no sneed cinematic universe

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never got this one

Bort

>>84937897
the joke is that he's small
>>84937958
the joke is that it's funny
>>84938277
the joke is that they crashed

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>>84938427
>the joke is that they crashed
That's not funny, that hurts

>>84938277
They aren't using dummies but real people because russians are evil?

>>84938699
is that what the fourth reich is? Russian?

>>84938714
the joke is that bart misheard lisa so he went to eat bread out of shame

>>84937897
A few jokes. His name is handsome Pete, when he's clearly ugly, which also digs at Krusty, who literally naturally looks like a clown and is not handsome. Also the fact that he just happens to look like a goofier, small verison of Krusty, like, what are the fucking odds.

>>84937958
setting up a Gravity Falls crossover episode 20 years before the show existed.

>>84937958
Bart gossiping like an old woman. What's not to get?

No one ever brings up the first non-Brazilian time traveler joke in these threads, which is funny because not even the writers knew what the fuck they were saying.

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>>84938907

>>84938277
Hes kind of like a Dr Strangelove, secret nazi. The joke is that the dummies were people painted to look like dummies

>>84938714
he thought lisa said go to bread so he went to bread

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???

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>>84939459

>>84939234
kek

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What does he have to do with clowns?

dental plan

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Is this to a reference or is it just the fact he took one of the bullets?

>>84939567
Willie notoriously got in trouble with the IRS back in the day and lost his house.

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Rabbi Hyman Krustofski: Ah, let’s see. I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop – too fatty. The Jackie Mason – I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this – a Krusty the Clown?
Izzy’s Deli Server: That’s Ham, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi Hyman Krustofski: What?
Izzy’s Deli Server: On white bread.

>>84939588
The joke is that English Muffins are a mundane foodstuff with a fancy name.

>>84939645

krusty is jewish his sandwhich isnt kosher krustys dad is not happy to hear his sons name being used to promote something that is directly against his heritage.

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Why did they think a casual joke about terrorism would be ok?

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I just like elephants

>>84939645
The joke is Jews can't eat any pig meat, and Krusty is a terrible Jew

>>84939675
>bodyguards
>always wearing sunglasses to look badass
>Ray-Bans

>>84939719
Because it was

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was this really in the show?

>>84937897
>ITT: out yourself as underage/autistic

>>84939772
>always wearing sunglasses to look badass

That's not why they wear them retard

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>>84939718
>>84939760
>>84939436

>>84939675
So bodygards wear sunglasses, and Ray-Ban is a brand of sunglasses? Is that the entire joke, along with the absurdity of a sunglasses manufacturer owning a bodyguard academy? What a shitty joke.

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>>84939787
You're joking but locking your unwanted son away and feeding him fishheads seems pretty fucked up to me

>>84939719
It was so absurd, it took the edge off. This was also before 9/11.

>>84939829

what the fuck are you talking about, no one said anything against jewish people, its literally a joke in the simpsons about being jewish.

>>84939829
That literally is the joke, the main writer is a jew and he pokes fun at himself all the time

>>84939848
It was the only humane thing to do.

>>84939829
You're a fucking idiot

>>84939829

ok so jewish defense force bots really do prowl the internet and post things whenever they assume something anti jewish gets posted, this was a slip up where nothing was said that was anti jewish but the bot saw it as such.

wow a grand jewish conspiracy turns out to be true i guess.

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The Dwarf?

>>84939719
Terrorism jokes are great

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>>84939894

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>>84939943

>>84939847
>>84939865
>>84939874
>>84939896
ITT: jokes you didn't get

>>84939943
>Americans have a ridiculously light fiscal regime compared to any other developed country
>complain about muh taxes constantly

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who are these guys? reference of some old tv show or something?

>>84939728
its a metaphor for hannibal crossing the alps with his elephants

>>84939712
much like how grey poupon was marketed as upper class

>>84940074
no. Why would they believe him that the big burly man had a voice like that?

>>84939540
That's fucking great

>>84938778
East Germany, you millenial trash

>>84940155
Source on that?

>>84939917
Actually that's a place, there was a famous incident where a plane lost it's engines and had to glide to the ground, called it the gimli glider

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>>84940296
Whats the joke though?

>>84940296
>tfw i learned something new today on /tv/ of all places
bless you

>>84940155
>Deutsche Demokratische Republik
>4th reich

>>84940319
Yeah I honestly don't get the joke either, but maybe something to do with how the highway goes east with a right exit north... It should be south

>>84940079
The cannibal guy from the TV show?

>>84939234
>non brazilian

>>84940034
>Lmao I was merely pretending to be retarded, honest

You're a fucking nonce mate, neck yourself.

Carl hole

>>84939540
>trump campaign.png

>>84940436

It's Carl Hold.

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>>84940076
Donuts are a black invention

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>>84940429
sorry if I triggered you kid. Check your autism at the door. No worries

>>84939943
they get fucked in the ass

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>>84940487
>N.n.n.n.no, it's YOU that has Autism

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we never got to know what was tattooed on her chest

>>84940486
deepest lore

>>84940551
I'm kind of disturbed by over 9000 romantic subplots they've had for a 10 year old and an 8 year old by this point.

>>84939527
you heard the director's commentary

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>>84940038
Yeah dick face that's how you keep your taxes low, you complain about them. Didn't bother to really think about that post before you submitted it did you? You just got giddy and a little wet about the idea of being clever and ran with it.

Its cute, we should fuck.

Im down

>>84939745
lold at the filename

>>84939745
KNARK KNARK
POTATO KNISHES

>>84940357

What the fuck are you on about?

>>84940600
no?

>>84937897
Why do normal threads keep getting deleted

>>84940565
Start of season 21 had an episode with about 3 pedofilic references to lisa from men that she just blushed or giggled at. Blew me away for a bit after watching it thinking this used to be a family show.

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Still to this day don't understand this one

>>84940154
You know full well what that means.

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I don't get it. Why is he standing?

>>84941624
It was a different time

>>84941687
it was filled with cum and spiders

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>>84941710
benis

>>84941710
It's implied he was gerbiling

>>84941732
>>84941726
What the fuck, why would Smithers be doing gay things?

>>84940038
>if you're being stolen from comparatively less than others you shouldn't complain about being stolen from
Retarded yurocuck.

>>84941687
he quite literally explains the joke, do you have learning difficulties?

>>84940319

Normally those ads are for a litigation lawyer, not for the subway system itself. Why would you trust the subway to compensate you properly?

>>84940319
If you've been injured in a subway accident call the subway. Theyre asking you not to call a lawyer. Its barely a joke more a little easter egg gag.

>>84941824
What exactly was irregular about that Oreo?

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>>84940487

Is the joke here that Amy Winehouse, Bennedict Cumberbatch, Best Alex Jones, Prince Charles and a random Welsh Guard (wtf?) have bad teeth?

I don't get it, They all have much better teeth than the average American, due to free NHS dental care up to the age of 18.

Pic related, it is America's most beloved actor Morgan Freeman.

>>84941878

The flavor, obviously.

>>84941755
I hate that they made smithers just gay, the mrburnsophile idea was more funny.

>>84940551
Why does Matt Groening put his name in every single shot like this? Seth McFarlsbad doesn't do this with Family Guy shit, nor does Trey Parker/Matt Stone do it with South Park shit.

>>84940342
No one's gonna get laid at a franchise expo. Not sure if you were asking or just sharing pictures.

>>84941878
The taste was bad, there isnt much depth to the joke

>>84941901
That's a shitty joke

>>84941930
At least you can relate to it.

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This one

>>84941946
He's being a creepy weirdo.

>>84940411
Yes, him

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>>84941880
Great post anon. The British are well known for their excellent dental hygiene.

>>84941765
>Stolen from
>taxes

What are you on about? You pay taxes which pay for the Police, Firemen, rubbish collection and everything else from road maintenance to political representation.

Is it stealing from you now to ask for you to pay your fair share so you're not wallowing in your own feculance and on fire while getting robbed and having nowhere to go to to stop it because the roads are to churned up to drive on and having nobody to represent you in government that could do something about it? Oh right, to contribute to that not happening would be theft.

You really should try growing up, its fine to complain about people being rich and using their money to avoid paying the same proportion of tax you do, or complain if that tax is being embezzled or spent on shite, but retarded, childish and selfish to call paying taxes being stolen from.

>>84942098
LOVE this meme

>>84939597

He took A bullet, but it's completely irrelevant since he got shot like 5 other times.

>>84940307
when they used to sell irregular and weird shit at some remote store

now they're the same as the regular store

>>84937958
it's a line from The Great Gatsby

>>84941946
>>84941961

I think I read somewhere this is a reference to some old movie once. But It's a bit obscure so veryone doesn't get it.

>>84941880
>Amy Winehouse, Bennedict Cumberbatch, Best Alex Jones
none of those people existed in 1992

>>84939234
Formerly Sneed's time machine

>>84941912

Because that is what is tattooed on her beewbs.

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>>84941880

The Simpsons has been lying to you.

>>84939826
Exactly. They wear them so the other people cant see how afraid they really are.

>>84939719
They never aired that bit on English tv

>>84939712
No, I'm pretty sure the joke is you don't buy people fucking muffins for gifts.

>>84939719
What episode was that? I don't remember that. What season?

Few years ago I bought all 12 seasons available of Simpsons. I recently just bought 13-17. This is gonna suck, isn't it? I don't think the next 10 are available desu.

>>84939745
its a ted cruz reference

instead of el barto its el rato

>>84942707

13 and 14 have some good episodes, and even the zombie seasons have the occasional funny joke.

>>84942786
The joke is that a doofus like Homer actually has excellent taste in kino

>>84940565
the (((writers))) a pushing a narative. especially the last 10 or so years. i cant watch new simpsons anymore. its family guy tier with even more marxist/leftist shit thrown in.

>>84942098
is this pasta?

>Cape Canaveral
>formerly Cape Brazilian
>formerly Cape Sneed
I don't get it

>>84942823
with the amount of leftys shilling on this board lately i wouldnt be surprised if its real. there pissed trump is cutting taxes for the poor and middle class.

>>84938907
Look up the Lead Masks Incident

>>84942823

No, but feel free to use it as such in future.

>>84942674
Prohibition episode. It was censored in certain countries, I only found out about it a couple of years ago.

>>84941283
Back in the day it was kinda funny that an elementary school would have its own website. Of course nobody born within the last 30 years would see it that way now.

>>84940076
The joke is that Burns is so old fashioned and out of touch that something as plain as a donut is exotic to him.

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So, like, does he literally have intercourse with fish?

>>84943055
It's implied he did something scandalous at an Aquarium.

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>>84939645
>Sauerkraut makes me gassy

I can't believe I missed that

>>84938277
Something to do with Ford and his Nazi-sympathizing?

>>84943055
The joke is that sneed owns the local aquarium.

>>84943055
They never say it but he likes fish a lot. They wanted to make it really weird/obscure so they didn't accidentally reference any real life celebrities.

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>>84941946

I am renting on what I found out to be a council estate

It sounds like a school yard at 1am

It was deeply unsettling

>>84937897
Oh, I get it. you're pretending you don't understand in order to make confusing memes so that you can tell yourself and like-minded losers that they are "Dank."

Seems like a lot more work than just talking to people at school or exercising, but what do I know?

>>84942098
look up the federal reserve faggot

>>84942786
rashomon is a story conceit where two or more people tell the same story but remember it differently

>>84942831

They're all well known pubic hair styles for ladies.

A Canaveral is an unshaven line of pubic hair going vertically up from the wendyhole, like a rocket. it is also sometimes called a landing strip.

A Brazilian is a fully shaved pubic area.

A Sneed is a small triangular tuft of pubic hair that erupts from the top of the lady's paint pot while the rest of the area is shaven. It is the pubic equivalent of a Chaplin/Hitler mustache.

Now you know and can impress your friends with your newfound knowledge.

>>84939917
That's it, back to Winnipeg!

>>84943055

They "Skate" around the issue.

>>84939917
What season was this from?

Why were they going to the most boring city on earth?

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??

>>84942255
How? That movie didn't exist yet?

>>84942300
The movie is village of the damned.
A classic film.

>>84939645
>sauerkraut makes me gassy
Oy vey...

Bort's Chuck and Sneed
Formally Mabel's

>>84938277

huh, never noticed 4th reich motors, good stuff

>>84939567
>Formerly

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?

i still dont get why the whole steel mill was gay

steel mills seem like pretty manly places to me

i mean a couple of gay guys sure, but the WHOLE mill?

>>84943534
The joke was probably written by some weak nerd who thought big and burly guys were all fags, probably because he hated his dad or something.

>>84940038
>Americans have a ridiculously light fiscal regime compared to any other developed country
Actually they don't, they just get ridiculously little for what they pay compared to any other developed country.

>>84942098
>political representation.

good one

>>84937897
He dances for nickles. What's not to get? I mean, REALLLLY.

>>84941624
live at the apollo theater!

>>84943534
It was a union thing.

>>84943276
They literally explained that one, you idiot

>>84942653
Not even a few seasons later, the Baldwins get a muffin basket from the Gershce agency.

The joke is that english muffins are bland, retard.

>>84943534
Subversion of a trope. The big masculine guys are actually homosexual.

>>84943195

eh, not bad.

>>84939829
Nice false flag you cunt.

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?

>>84943755

Now you're just trolling

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>>84942786
This made me laugh when I saw it on TV, then feel bad because nobody else got the joke and it wouldn't be funny if I had to share and explain. Still my favorite episode.

>>84943755

the joke is that americans have to actually pay for autopsys

its a slam on american health care and 'small government'

>>84943874
These facebook memes aren't funny.

Bort's License Plate
Formerly Bart's

>I'm the first non-Brazilian to travel backwards in time

>>84939853
I am so FUCKING SICK
OF
YOU
STUPID
ASS
FUCKING
AMERICANS
THINKING
9/11
CHANGED
THE
GOD
DAMN
WORLD

FUCKING STOP!
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
OK?!
FUCK!

>>84943754
thanks.
or in the case that you are being sarcastic...
"thanks"

>>84942098
>which pay for the Police,
We don't want to fund those murders you moron.

#blacklivesmatter
#justicefortrayvon

>>84943988
The joke is that nobody wants to ride new york buses

>>84943123
Have they actually said that in the commentary? Because I'm pretty sure they just wanted to make a joke about sleeping with the fishes.

>>84937897
>I'm the first non brazillian to go back in time

?

>>84943635

You voted for them, dumbo, and if the person you vote for didn't win then you're doing a piss poor attempt to convince others that your guy is the best. If your guy wins then fucks up vote for someone better next time nominations come around. it is your own fault if you let someone who doesn't represent you represent you. No excuses, no "Oh well it's the system, not me being a lazy fuckwit too scared to actually stand up". You might not win in the end but at least you can try rather then standing by and tutting.

>>84942098
>You pay taxes which pay for the Police, Firemen, rubbish collection and everything else from road maintenance to political representation.
nice meme
taxes go to pay off the interest on loans

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>>84939719
>mfw

>>84943988
$9 for a bus ride? An exorbitant joke.

>>84943971
911 did change the world, Anon. You probably don't think it did because you were born before 2001 or are too young to remember any changes.

>>84943971
Autism please kys

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What did they mean by this?

>>84944451
t. never been outside of alabama

>>84943971
lel, calm your tits, you fucking autist. I didn't say it changed the world. I just implying that it would be slightly more risque to make a joke about terrorism after 9/11 than before, at least in America. Was getting triggered so hard worth it?

>>84938714
This was one of the few episodes where you're on Lisa's side 100%. Bart was being a complete faggot and got himself hurt, then Lisa panicked and fucked up even further because she's only 8 for Christ's sake.

>>84944451
>You probably don't think it did because you were born before 2001

Most people born before 2001 would agree 9/11 changed the world.

>>84938277

I think it had something to do with Mercedes Benz being one of the big car companies for Nazi Germany, but I could be wrong.

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>>84937897

>>84944602
Having Lisa babysit Bart was an insult to Bart.

>>84939834
no, the joke is that bodyguards aren't doing anything most of the time, other than standing around, and all you really notice about them is that they wear sunglasses - it's as if that's their only defining feature.

>>84939728
It is reference to the nintendo game hanibal crossings.

>>84944731
How? Lisa the more adult of the 2 and she thought she could handle the responsibility. Bart was just being an insufferable faggot for no reason other than to bring Lisa down and make her feel bad. He acted reckless on purpose to get himself hurt because he knew Lisa would be held responsible and get in a fuckload of trouble.

>>84941185
the DDR is not te 4th reich, the closest thing we got to the fourth reich so far is the EU

>>84944811
Bart wouldn't have acted out if they didn't insult his honour as a man.

>>84944451
>>84944633
I meant after

>>84943988
>911

>>84941946
Benjamin Franklin flew a kite at night. And he was known for having crazy drug fueled orgies.

>>84944663

Or for the fact that German are such perfectionists, it can make them do crazy things

>>84944876
Sorry, I thought we were having a serious discussion. My mistake. I should have known better.

>>84944952
Not at night, during a thunderstorm, and that was proved false too. About the orgies i dont know, maybe perhaps.

>>84945079
No, that's not the thing you got wrong. Think harder.

>>84945167
Yeah, it was wrong of me to think I could discuss a Simpsons episode seriously on /tv/. Not that you can back up anything you've said. But you can go ahead and try if you want to entertain me.

>>84945249
You're a retarded fag
>implying Bart's honour wasn't slighted
>implying you'd want your little sister babysitting you

>>84945297
What's your point? Back up your opinion.

>>84945249
If you don't understand this, you were obviously an only child.

>>84945351
I have a brother. Maybe I can get you to explain why making the more mature and intelligent sibling the babysitter is the problem.

>>84943484
Who the fuck passes on a suck & fuck business to their son

>>84945382
Marge and Homer essentially told Bart that they thought he was less responsible than an 8 year old. How is that not a slap in the face?

>>84945249
>looking down on others this hard
No wonder you don't understand Bart, you've been Lisa the whole time.

>>84945423
He literally is though.
>>84945425
>no wonder you don't understand Bart
Yeah, because I'm not 10 anymore.

>>84944765
The joke is that Americans are pathetic pussies and have to change every company name that some cuck thinks is "offensive". Happy to help.

>>84945423
What is your argument exactly? They hurt Bart's feelings? lmao

>>84945473
>can't even relate to a child
How the fuck am I supposed to explain what honour is to you? Lisaposters need to leave.

>>84945473
you're pretty thick m8

>>84945524
>can't relate to a child
Because I'm not one.
>>84945540
So you can't back up your argument? What's wrong with appointing the more mature and intelligent sibling as the babysitter? Actually explain why this is wrong and why it gives Bart an excuse to throw a little bitch tantrum.

>>84938714
The bread symbolises the holy communion of Christ at his last supper, foreshadowing the "death" of Bart who, in becoming injured, relieves Lisa of her guilt at having being unable to fulfil her duties towards him as his 'in loco parentis'

>>84945619
you're too thick, knowingly or not, if you haven't got it by now you're never gonna get it, sorry

>>84945619
Every moral dillema relies on context. Killing a mass murderer is a lot different from killing an innocent man, even though they're both the same actions. As this dilemma was about rivaling preteens, the concepts of honour and emotions are very relevant here as both Bart and Lisa are affected by them. Please go out and socialise sometime, I shouldn't be explaining all this to you.

>>84945729
I accept your concession.
>>84945748
So why is it wrong to appoint the more mature and intelligent sibling as the babysitter? You still haven't explained this. Is it because it hurts Bart's feelings?

>>84943123 >>84943055
>>84943081
>>84943122
>>84943123

It's a dig at Richard Gere. It was rumoured he used to stick gerbils up his ass. http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/gerbil.asp

>>84945814
It's wrong to do it in the way they did it. Lisa, Homer, and Marge refused to treat him like an equal, which is a great insult to a boy when it comes to a topic as serious as trust. Naturally, he refuses to co-operate with them as a result. Am I done here or do you need more?

>>84945900
>refused to treat him like an equal

No, they refused to treat him like the more mature and intelligent sibling, because he isn't. He's a fucking idiot and a scumbag.

>this is a great insult to a boy

So your argument is that it hurts Bart's feelings. That's all you had to say. We're done here. You've lost.

>>84946064
Well, if I can't get you to think outside of your own """objective""" judgement and possibly relate to children of all things, then I guess we're done here.

>>84946108
You gave your argument: that it hurts Bart's feelings :(
I gave mine: that Bart is both dumber and less mature than Lisa so he had no business being charged with babysitting her, but rather vice versa.

Now you're finished. Or you can continue if you wish to humor me. Either way is fine.

>>84943988
Simpsons predicted 9/11. Someone must have come from the future and put that in there...like on star trek when they programmed data with a message in the time loop.

>>84946151
Were you ever a kid? You're arguing as if Bart is an adult, which he's obviously not.

>>84940038
>2017
>not paying for Besim's 10 kids and a new Mercedes
AMERIFATS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>84939645
>Rabbi Hyman Krustofski
I've only just learnt what his first name is, that's brilliant

>>84941946
"flying a kite at night" is a reference to masturbation

>>84939719
>the simpsons made IRA jokes
>but refused to make 9/11 jokes
pussies

>>84939719
>that blood splatter
what the fuck

>>84946218
His bitch ass can get over it. If anyone is at fault here, it's Homer and Marge for not raising him better in the first place to behave well enough to be qualified for the babysitting position, and I realize the only reason they didn't hire one was because no one wanted to deal with him. Bart should have been afraid of getting his ass whopped if he misbehaved.

>>84939645
>The Jackie Mason
It's funny because he's voiced by Jackie Mason.

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>>84941624
I went to a simpsons quiz night in the city and our team name was Krusty Komedy Klub.

>>84938277
>>84938370
>>84938699
>>84943113
>>84943410
I can't believe I remember but the scene on the right is actually a reenactment of a picture of a burning German tank with the crew dead inside.

I will see if I can try and dig up the picture, it could also be a dead russian tank crew but I remember those positions very well. The tank was burning slightly too. Fucking horrific that the Simpsons would make this.

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>>84946554
>Went to a bowling alley and our friends named ourselves that
>Nobody caught on to it.

>>84944602
>Lisa
>ever in the right

pick one

>>84947080
That episode.

>>84940038
That's literally how we got our revolt against the British Empire started dipshit

>>84943055
Having a room with a big aquarium surrounding it sounds pretty comfy

>>84943534
We work hard, we PLAY hard.

>tfw office doesn't have a switch that brings down a big disco ball and blasts house music during breaks

>>84939567

I GET IT

Killie Kelson's Kouse

>>84943099

HOLY FUCK

how did they get away with this??!?!?!?

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>>84940449
essentially yeah

>>84940411
Go back to history class.

>>84943055

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>>84939719
kek

>>84942786
Thats actually a great joke and if you watched Rashomon you'd get it

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>>84942821
>with even more marxist/leftist shit thrown in.

t. doesn't know anything about Marx

>>84938778
>>84938699
kill yourselves you stupid kids

>>84947801
top fucking kek

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>>84939829

>>84943276
he was marge's bull

>>84941697
Hank gave Homer coke, which he interprets as "sugar", so what illegal drug is "cream"?

>>84937958
It's an allusion to the book The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. 'At one of the parties, Gatsby meets two women already in conversation. We overhear this segment "So I says to Mabel, I says... I'll continue this later." Gatsby and the woman have a quick chat and Gatsby leaves. As he's leaving we hear the line again, "So I says to Mabel, I says..." This is mirrored in the episode, where Bart and Lisa are conversing, and Homer is the interrupter. So I says, to Mabel, I says. . ."

>>84940486
What's up with Marge's cheek?

>>84938277
Nazis used Jews in experiments. They're Jews.

>>84950818
She paid the toll. Dinduson came at her with a knife.

>>84940436
>>84940450
Car hole sounds more sleazy and it's exactly what Moe would say.

>>84938427
>the joke is that he's small
no the joke was
Bart was looking for krusty. He brought along a baloon with a pic of krusty and said have you seen this man. Sea captain said "that's whistlin pete, he dances for quarters" The joke is that it's ridiculous to have 2 people that look as outrageous as krusty.

>>84941624
The joke is that "KKK" is an initialism which is very commonly associated with the Ku Klux Klan, a white supremacist group. This association is very well known among the general public.

>>84940551
The
Bart
The

>>84951509
And also that he looks exactly like the distorted Krusty face that's on the over-inflated balloon.

>>84938907
The idea is that in that version of the world, a Brazilian had traveled in time, leading Homer to have a shitty life. When he travels back he's basically undoing what the Brazilian did.

>>84950574
You're not hit puberty yet, have you?

>>84943325
ecks dee

>>84941912
at this point I think it is done to spite him

>>84947183
No, the issue wasn't taxation, it was that they were taxed without political representation in the British parliament.

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>>84941946
Its because he is acting like a zombie and doing irregular things.

>>84942786
The joke is that the author overdosed on barbiturates which make you forget everything because you are dead.