What the FUCK was his problem?

i literally dont even remember this scene happening

He couldn't appreciate a good braap.

>>84933171

He's from New Zealand

>>84933188
Why do people feel the need to brag about their poor memory on /tv/? It doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look geriatric.

he lives in a world where thicc moanas are walking around but can't do anything because he is too big. sexual frustration anon.

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>>84933208
>Finds a delicious brown girl
>First thing he does is try and eat her

>>84933188
What a terrible performance, get the hook.
Get it?

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>>84933976
YOU WILL DIE DIE DIE, AND I WILL TEAR APART, YOUR ACHING HEART

>>84933171
It's because he used to be a drab little crab once.

>>84933270
F I D D L E R E D

>>84933171
>tfw could have sworn it was Eddie Izzard until I found out later that it wasn't

>>84934281
CRAB'D

>>84934247
teehee

SHHHHHHHHYHNNNNEEHHHHHHHHHH

I'M THE HIP HOP CRUSTACEAN MY RHYMES COULD FILL A NATION

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>>84933171
Reminded me so much of Oliver from Legion

>>84934736
I understood that reference.

Jermaine is really goat I'm glad Hollywood is looking after him.

I hope Bret is happy now that his Oscar afterglow must be waning.

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Pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg_cweoJXyo

>>84933188
Mandela effect unfolding before us, also nice dubs.

>>84934848
>"it's inside me"

yea it is i am diamonds keep talking dirty while i play with your coconuts

>>84934848
>would pump irl Moana so hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9hm5f25mAQ

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>>84933369
what did disney mean by this?

>>84935168
why does a tribal island girl have such delicious shaved pits?

>>84935203
She isn't shaved. Shes hairless.

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>>84935131
>Sixteen
Wew lad

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Dod you say 18...i heard 18

>>84935247
WEW

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>>84934848
I want to ___________ Moana.

>>84935131
>that announcer at the end stumbling over his lines
He was ogling them titties. You can tell.

>>84936381
>that announcer

You mean Christian Slater? How do you not know who that is? Why are you on this board?

>>84936474
Your time is up, grandpa.

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>>84936474
Ishan slayer?