Just saw an early screening

>>84931634
That sounds pretty hot, I might go see this.

>>84931634
I wouldn't be surprised if that was Besson's intent. They do look too suspiciously alike desu.

So two hot, feminine looking young brother and sister that fuck and go on crazy adventures?

Imma watch dat.

>>84931634
I already got that vibe from the trailer. It does seem intentional though.

Still seeing it
Unfortunately every IMAX is booked with Nolan WW2 With Extra Intensity Music so will have to settle for regular cinema. On the bright side I can avoid 3D this way.

>>84931725
>>84931766
This. I wouldn't be surprised if we find out they're literally the same person split into separate bodies or some goofy shit.

>from the legendary director of
>lucy
>actually listing lucy

lmfao im pretty sure everyone has tried their absolute hardest to forget that fucking garbage nonsense movie. why would you even list that god damn thing

>>84931977
Lucy made a lot of money.

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>>84931977
Best known recent movie and it was a hit, production budget 40M, probably why they gave him the money to make this.

>>84931634
when i fist saw the trailer i thought it was hansel and gretel in space. they look like twins

>>84931634
Was it still worth seeing in the theater for the visuals or would I not be missing out on anything by waiting until I can watch for free?

I was convinced the characters were brother and sister until this thread told me otherwise.

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>>84931634
>they also literally come off as two siblings who fuck

That's what I was hoping for.

>>84932151
There's no real reason to see it if you're not seeing it in theaters. The visuals are far and away the biggest draw.

why do they put these movie titles on the poster but leave his name out

>>84932396
Cuz we don't like them frenchies around these parts

>>84931634
Cara's eyebrows are so yummy!

Whoa whoa whoa

I didn't realise my boy Dane is in this. I'm actually considering seeing this now.

>>84932868
People were saying here eyebrows were weird so I googled it and found tons of videos and blogs about how to make your eyebrows look like hers. I guess it's a thing.

>>84932868
Why do you type like that?

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>>84933058
They aren't weird, they're sexy and I love them! Tired of all these tiny eyebrowlet women who pluck them out until they're like 1mm thick. I need a real woman's eyebrows!

>>84931634
>incest

Now it's a must watch

>>84933152
Because Cara's my favorite model! She looks fantastic, and I'm super excited that she's in such a big profile movie. She is meant for super stardom, I just know it!

>>84931634
>they also literally come off as two siblings who fuck.
Thanks, definitely gonna watch this now.

>>84933163
Lily Collins is a better example of a top tier eyebrowfu

>>84931634
I've already determined that I am going to go in thinking they are weird awkward future people who spent their lives in front of a glowing screen rather than just sub-par actors.

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>>84933269
Ooh yum, she's great too!

>>84933242
She's literally below average, I have no idea how the fuck she became a model

>>84933419
Someone said she has some rich family connections or something, seems right

>>84933363
what the fuck is her nose

>>84933363
fuck bros, she looks so evil here
that's some top tier makeup

>>84933556
A nose you fucking reptile

>>84933556
>>84933363
furry nose clear signs of plucked hair on upper lip. The women in my family have this. She's in for many future electrolysis treatments.

>>84933363
She can feel me cumming in her hair tonight if you know what I mean.

>>84933458
You are so full of shit. Yeah, she comes from a rich family, but she worked her ass off to get where she is now. Modeling is one of the toughest and most competitive jobs in the whole world. Just having a rich daddy isn't enough to make it to the top, especially considering how many models out there also have rich families.

Cara has earned her spot. She has fucking talent. And she's been working her ass off for almost a decade. Talent + Hard Work = Success. Don't be a hater.

>>84933657
Hi Cara's mom!

>>84933556
Found the virgin.

>>84933657
>she comes from a rich family
>she worked her ass off
WEW

>>84933657
>She worked her ass off to get where she is now
>Modelling is one of the toughest and most competitive jobs in the whole world
>She has fucking talent

Kek

>>84933701
Do you know how many rich girls try to be models? Money ain't enough to make it in that business, sweetie.

>>84933738
>did poorly in school
>dropped out of drama & music school after one year
Yeah she's had it rough despite her massive talent and hard work, the poor thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_Delevingne#Early_life

>>84931634
>they also literally come off as two siblings who fuck.

nigga thats the whole reason I want to see this kino

>In 2016, Delevingne co-starred as Enchantress, a villainess with magical abilities, in Suicide Squad, an action film based on the DC comic book series of the same name. The film was released to generally negative reviews, although it was a box office success. Delevingne's performance was well received.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT FAMILY MEMBER WROTE HER WIKI

So is this gonna be another shitty movie that /tv/ pretends was good because it isn't capeshit or made by Disney?

>>84934062
Based on previous threads /tv/ plans to hate it.

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>design armor with huge metal titties
>don't cast a titty monster like daddario to actually fill them
what were they thinking?

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>>84931634
She's so fucking cute. Dane, don't ruin this for us (also is she a slut?).

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>>84931891
he's from the distant future, she's from France in the 15th century.

>>84931634

incest is the best

put your sister to the test

>>84931634
the guy looks like young DiCaprio on drugs

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>>84934300
>cute

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>>84931634
>also literally come off as two siblings who fuck.

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>>84934448
Most people look gross with no hair.

>>84934567
She looks gross

>>84934300
She is out of this world cute

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>>84934597
GO ON cuck go ahead and cherrypick more images I know you're dying to.

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Is it possible to fuck the dyke out of a woman? Lay the pipe so well she goes straight as an arrow?

>>84934647
You don't need to. She looks gross always.

>>84934662

I think fucking like that turned them into a dyke to begin with.

>>84931634
The two leads are so androgynous you can't tell who's the guy and who's the girl from the poster.

>>84934647
She actually looks gross here though

>>84934662
No not really. I mean, even if you become her Alpha she'll still want to gently bathe other grils. It's part of woman's nature to nurture at least it was before the world went to shit.

>>84934662
When wearing shoes you can't even tell this faggot is female.

>>84933657
>She has fucking talent
and she eats pussy good too!

>>84931977
Lucy is the greatest pleb filter ever made. The more you dislike it, the stupider you are.

>>84934851
This is bad bait

>>84931634
>they also literally come off as two siblings who fuck.

you're trying to dissuade me from seeing this movie by saying shit like that?

>>84931634
>they also literally come off as two siblings who fuck

Consider an opening night ticket sold.

>making the same joke 6-7 times in 1 thread
>said joke was literally in the first 5 posts

so we are fully reddit now

>>84935321
Unfortunately everyone's trying to get upvotes with the same dumb shit

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

>>84935422
Came here to say this

>>84933363
no one's face should be this hq and large,christ.

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>>84935966
You can identity theft people's fingerprints from HQ pictures now

>>84935966
Just imagine if you had a gf in real life, you could look at her even closer.

>>84935966
get off this board you fucking piece of shit. /tv/ was built on hq pics of actresses.

I remember when i was 17 and i was friend with these two brothers, a guy and a girl. The guy was pretty androgynous and kinda looked like his sister. Well, i fucked them. Both of them. I'm not gay or anything. The dude was just really hot in that feminine way.

My one regret is that i never got to fuck both at the same time because they thought it was weird and were jealous of me.

So this movie is doing things to me, man.

>>84936216
I could... kiss her cute zits and the teensy tuft of hair between her eyebrows? :3

>>84936395
thats /hr/,goober.

>>84933947
kek

>>84932868
>Yummy
Added to the list of words I have an unreasonable hatred for

>>84935321
Which joke? The eyebrow thing?

>>84931634
sounds good and weird and white

>>84936431
I like you my man

How does it compare to The Fifth Element?

>>84935321
>joke

We aren't joking when saying she looks likes a fucking man. We're stating facts.

Go to your safe space waifu board if you can't take the critiques of a cunt who wouldn't give you the time of day yet you obsess over her to the point of a literal autism symptom.

>>84938616
Actually she replied to me on twitter one time, so yeah. And she's not a cunt, she's one of the most real, down to earth celeb's I've ever talked to.

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>>84938656

>Cara Delevigne
>Dane DeHaan

Nope.

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>>84934300
>is she a slut?
Pretty much all famous models charge 5 figure fees to get fucked on private yachts.

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>>84931634
they remind me of pic related

>>84938824

That's not being a slut, that's being a whore. A slut fucks people just for the fun of it. A whore does so for financial reasons.

Though I don't get why anone would pay that much money for it. I could probably spend no more than a few hundred on a prostitute who looks better than most models and does a better job pretending she's into it.

>>84938929
Because you're not just fucking any model, you're fucking the famous supermodel Cara Delevinge. It's all about the prestige. Foreign businessman will pay absurd amounts of money, even going into the six figures, for just one night with a supermodel.

>>84931634
>they also literally come off as two siblings who fuck.

It is a french movie..

>>84931634

>Casting these two as leads was a mistake.

Yes that was the biggest blunder from Besson for this film, they have zero chemistry and also neither are any kind of box office draw.

Add to this the lack of any coherent story (basically just a mish mash of storylines from the graphic novels) and you have a visually good looking film, and that's it.

5th element suffered from a rather nonsensical story, but the character chemisty and a box office draw like Bruce Willis (at the time) made up for it.

A shame because I really want more sci-fi movies, and this will likely flop.

>>84939017

I guess if it makes them feel good they can knock themselves out, just feel like a waste to me, is all.

>>84938929
Don't worry about it, it's simply not true. Cara would never do something like that. The poster just hates Cara for some reason, probably jealous, so he is saying whatever he thinks will damage her reputation the most. It's nothing but lies.

>>84938709
>Krager

Rope.

>>84939057
40.4 million instagram followers doesn't sound like a big enough draw to you? Get real.

>>84931634
have only seen the commercials for this, not even a proper trailer
I figured that it was a teen book movie; am I in the right ballpark?

I like tomboysh girls like Cara. I'd like to dress her with my clothes, take her to my bed and fuck her ass hard while choking the shit out of her.

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>>84934300

>She's so fucking cute

What is makeup

>>84939148
No it's based on a comic book from the 1970s.

>>84939187
so the right ballpark

Is it worth seeing or not? Is it fun? What's the soundtrack like? How much of Rihanna is in it? Or the sexy blue alien from the trailers?

>>84933163
I don't like Delameme, but this.

>Eyebrowlet

I'm stealing that.

>>84933657
Her father literally owns a fashion magazine.

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>>84939179
All girls wear makeup though, it's part of the feminine beauty and hygiene. Might as well criticize her for brushing her teeth, or wearing cute clothes.

Plus she still looks great without makeup anyway, you just picked out her worst pic.

>>84939201
I don't think it's for kids though, it has a lot of nudity in it. Like a lot a lot of nudity. Then again it's European, so who knows.

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>>84939281

>All girls wear makeup though

Yeah, but in some cases the difference between having makeup on and not is absolutely staggering

>you just picked out her worst pic.

No I didn't, there are lots of pictures that are worse, like this one

>>84939379
Cmon that's cheating, she doesn't even have her hair done, and she's wearing a very unflattering outfit. Do you expect her to look just as beautiful as ever if she didn't shower for a month, or wore a burlap sack over her head?

Fuck nigga, I thought they were siblings from the jpg alone before I even read your post.

But, but why?

>>84939379
that cellphone case though

>>84931775
>1775
lmao was that the year you were born? you sound old as fuck nigga

>>84933242
screen cap this reddit, this guys gonna kill her someday

>>84931634
I'm not watching anything with those two and Rihanna.

>>84931690
fpbp

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>>84936216

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>>84933163
how about tattoo'd eyebrows? is this a thing in the west or is just an east eu plague?

>>84931634
>they also literally come off as two siblings who fuck.
H-hot!

>>84931634
pics or it didnt happen
incoming ban if no pics

>>84938824
Get her on board, I'll call it in!

>>84933363
Nice lazy eye.

>>84940123
no bully, she can't help it

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>>84931634
Siblings who fuck? That sounds great actually

>>84934353
So she is his ancestor?

>>84939963
lmao wtf

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>>84934567
merlin pls

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>>84934599
I pray the IMAX auditorium will be empty when I see Valerian

>>84932191
If four stars is perfect, meaning flawless, absolutely immaculate, of the best possible and impossible quality... what inconceivable rating is five?

>>84941061
You think they ever got that far?

>>84931634
they represent how frenchs see themselves as but in reality they look like arabs

>>84940978
me too! theres going to be a lotttt of spilled milk if you catch my drift ;)

>>84941558
You need to home... go outside and rethink your life, sleazebaggano.

>>84931634
>male looks more feminine than the female and vice versa
What have they been putting into the water

This movie sucks and the leads look like ugly gender fluid transtesticles. Undercover capeshit!

If you have hard ons to see a film in IMAX, just wait a little until a real film comes out: Dunkirk.

>>84940978
she looks like a gremlin

>>84939179
Are we sure her mum wasn't a nirvana groupie...

>>84934662
There's always rape, anon.
Although Faggots are almost always diseased. This subhuman creature undoubtedly is brimming with some kind of disease. Maybe that throat cancer diseases these licky loos get. Best to throw this thing in the trash,it's disgusting and find yourself a normal woman who isn't a cock roach.

I'm going to see it anyway because I like Besson and it's nice to see a movie with two young white leads, even if it's for some frenchie comic I've never even heard of.