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Why the fuck does EVERY goddamn movie nowadays have to have a script where all the characters speak an endless stream of quippy dialog? Who the fuck started this meme where every character has to make a witty remark every fucking second? Why can't characters just speak in English instead of Quippenese?

Pic fucking related. Literally every fucking character is a goddamn quip factory. Come to think of it, it's always Marvel Cinematic Universe movies that are guilty of this shit.
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>>84930220
>Nowadays
You are too young to be on this website.

Mods.
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Since Casino Royale. Rewatch it. Every fucking line is a quip.
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>>84930274
Quips happened in Bond LONG before Casino Royale.
>businessman refuses a deal with Christopher Walken
>Christopher Walken pushes him out of his blimp
>"Anyone else want to drop out?"
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Again you child of videogames
Tarantino
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>>84930553
Fuck you, Bond movies had quips before Tarantino was even born.
>Pussy Galore
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>>84930476
They didn't happen all the time though
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"My name's Plenty. Plenty o'Toole."
"Named after your father, were you?"
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>>84930651
You've never seen any Bond films, have you?
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>>84930220
Did you miss every action movie in the 80s?
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>>84930220
I don't remember this movie being that quippy.
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>>84930220
did you just realize capeshit is awful?

stop supporting hollywood garbage
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>>84930220
Highschool teen comedy fits for Spider-Man though. The problem is when Thor, Captain America, etc are all like that too.
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to be fair Spider-man is supposed to be quippy, if theres one superhero/series that requires lots of quipping its spidey
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>>84930672
I've actually seen them all.
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>>84930812
Nice lack of proof.
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>>84930812
Then you should know better.
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>>84930855
>proving anything on a Bruneian oil-drilling forum
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>>84930985
Iron Man was always one of the quippier Marvel characters. So it makes complete sense that a movie with both Spiderman and Iron Man would be quippy as hell.
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>>84930766
>hurr durr muh capecrap
This movie was funny and entertaining. Even for someone who hadn't seen any of the prior marvel movies they could definitely still enjoy this. Don't be such a whiny bitch.
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Am I? *munches toast*
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>>84930985
>You will never live in a world where every marvel movie is at least Iron Man quality
jdimsa
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>Why don't characters stutter when they talk?
>Why don't characters stop to take a breath in the middle of a long sentence?
>Why don't other characters laugh at jokes?
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>>84930220
Quips are actually Spiderman's thing though.
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>>84930220
Well, Spidey is supposed to do that, he's always done it in the comics.
The supporting characters, on the other hand, not.
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>>84930985
>>84931780
>>84932682
The problem isn't Spidey being quippy. It's when EVERY FUCKING CHARACTER is quippy. Flash is quippy. Peter's nerd friend is quippy. FUCKING M.J. IS A QUIPPY LONER RATHER THAN A SUPERMODEL FOR FUCK'S SAKE. EVERYONE IS QUIPPY.
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>>84933517
You realize Zendaya's character is not MJ, right?
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>>84931762
Pleb please leave the door open when you leave
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>>84933678
She fucking called herself MJ. She's fucking MJ.
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>>84933895
She. Is. Not. The. Same. Character. As. Mary. Jane.
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>>84933950
That only matters if they bring in a proper Mary Jane in the sequel. I'll eat my hat if they do though.
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>>84934055
I'll eat you out if they don't.
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>>84933950
And. What. Is. Your. Proof. You. Faggot?
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>>84930220
It's because

YOURE OLD
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>>84934089
Suck. My. Dick. You. Fucking. Nerd.
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>>84933950
Then why even go thorough the trouble to have her referred to as MJ... are they really so stupid to think that the initials would be some stand alone homage to Mary Jane, and that the audience wouldn't think to connect those two characters together
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>>84934292
You sound as retarded as the people who thought the dude in TDKR being named Robin meant that he was literally Robin and not just a reference.
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>>84930220
The rise of quips as a kind of currency in modern film is fucking bizarre. I can't explain it either.

Unless movies, and now even shit as mundane as ads, don't have QUIPS specifically, you will be ravaged by critics and audiences alike
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>>84934436
>Unless movies, and now even shit as mundane as ads, don't have QUIPS specifically, you will be ravaged by critics and audiences alike
Give one proof of this.
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Every kid in this fucking movie MUMBLES. They slur their words or use too much breath - things professionals would know not to do (unless it's a specific character trait). I don't care if it was a diverse cast, they needed young actors who could actually act.
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>>84934634
MMmmhhhh... Spiderman.... hmhmmmmhhhh
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>>84933517

They're called jokes, anon.
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>>84930220
when films became product
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>>84934804
aka its safe and fun for the majority and keeps the money rolling in
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>>84934825
>aka
Great, another idiot who doesn't know any acronyms other than AKA.
Let's read your sentence out loud.
"Also known as it's safe and fun for the majority and keeps the money rolling in"
See how stupid you sound?
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>>84930720

Very different vibe.
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>>84930598
The question is when did the trend of movies having scripts consisting of 100% quippery begin. All bond films have a lot of one liners but also the dialogue in From Russia with love is mostly character and plot development, like a movie should be. Modern marvel movies literally can't go through a single scene without a low effort witty comment for no reason. This is not the case in bond movies.
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>>84934864
Doesn't actually sound that stupid. You sound pretty stupid though like you think you're the only person who knows what aka stands fod. Fuck off autist
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>>84935094
It's time to admit you should have just used i.e.
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>>84931118

>entire post whinning to some anon who simply expressed his distaste for capeshit

Is the irony lost on you?
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>>84930769
This guy knows what's up 100%. Spider-man quipping is fine. But when more 'serious' characters start quipping because it's popular, that's the problem.
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>>84934282
Kek, based chad
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