>I like mowing MY LAWN what did he mean by this?

>>84928794
FILES

He liked fucking his wife

>>84928794
He doesn't like another man showing up at his house and doing his work for him. Are you fucking autistic?

You don't just mow another man's lawn without fucking his wife.

>>84928864
Even the MAILMAN????

>>84928794
imagine actually being a white cisgender male like this in a white cisgender suburbia. I'd probably kms

is it gay to fuck another mans wife? you're putting your penis where another penis was

I like mowing my lawn too it's like its like its like its like its

You know, you don't go to another man's house and mow their lawn, thats his job. Caspere knew this.

>>84928794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DN4jqynmLs

I'm just here to fuck your wife, Marty

>>84928909

I like delivering MY MAIL

>>84928794

Just post Daddario's tits already.

>>84928794

Don't know. I'd offer him a few bucks because I fucking hate mowing the lawn... Then I'd say, "Look cut the bullshit, asshole. I hate metaphors. I hate my lawn but I like sticking my dick in my wife. Let's cut the metaphors, Tennessee Williams."

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>I like listing MY MEN

>>84928794
Marty was trying to show him how important and special what he had at home and to not take what he has for granted because you can lose it all any day.

>>84930013
Kek. Nice to see some OC

>>84929357
Has anyone actually seen Kingpin? This connection to True Detective had me kekking all over the floor

>>84928982
I am white, male, cisgender, live in the suburbs and mow my own lawn.

Except I fucking hate it. Such a pain in the ass. It's big enough to give me lots of gardening space and shit, but small enough it doesn't necessitate a riding lawn mower.

>>84928794
>"Don't cheat on my wife, Rust"

>>84928794
Marty had a non-union Mexican gardener doing the landscaping. He didn't want Rust to steal labor from and honest, hard working man. Particularly when Rust had his own job.

>I'm just mowing your wife's pussy Marty
the absolute madman

>>84930255
>non-union
>honest
WEW

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>>84930251

>>84928794
You don't cuck another man in small southern towns my friend

>>84929835
Too bad fer face is a train wreck

>>84930223
I'll mow your lawn for $30/hr, where do you live?

>>84928794
Lawn is a flat circle

Also:

First time we see the killer. .. he is mowing the lawn. .. in circles

>>84928794
Kino

>>84930013
>you don't get to crash MY AIRCRAFT

>>84933519
>>84930013
>You don't get to pull off MY MASK

>>84932885
B R A V O P I Z Z A
R
A
V
O

>>84930013
>>84933519
>>84933554
>you don't get to bring MY FRIENDS

>>84930013
>If I mow that lawn, will you die?

>>84933624
>it would be extremely pleasurable.

>>84933696

>you're a big guy

He was shooting at his lawn.

>>84928794
stupid white people shit.

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>>84933719

>>84928986
that's why i'm only fuck her in the ass.
totally neglected by hubby.

Anyone wanna mow my lawn? I live on 5 acres. Come on by.

>>84932273
Literally Kys right this second you cretin.

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>>84933898
??? ??????????? ????

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>>84933718
4u

>>84934078
im pretty sure if anyone got a camera that close to your face it would malfunction and initiate a self terminate and melt

>>84934176
MY FAMIL—

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>>84934189
???????????????????? !?!?!?!????

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>>84934189
Me right now looking like a mess looks better than she does with a whole makeup team

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>>84928794
Mowing a man's lawn is just a step away from fucking his wife.

>>84934385
yes but I wouldn't say she is ugly

>>84933744
u like to share ur wife?
where u live my fellow person of color. we could play swapsies.

>>84935930
i dont have a wife. wtf are you talking about?

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>>84933719
Rust shoots lawn
Lawn is God
Rust fucks lawn
Rust fucks God

>>84934385
>that mustache
get out of here bro

>>84936462
>that lip shadow