/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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FIRST FOR CHARLOTTE BEST GIRL

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I will destroy Eddie Vedder.

>>84927570
I unironically believe this

>>84927570
wow fuck you man
>potential spoilers
>early general because you are desperate for attention
here's a friendly reminder:
kys

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>>84927627
There's no reason not to believe it. You'll see...

>>84927570
>20 posts early
>shitty OP we've had 50 times already
fuck you faggot

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FUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF JUDY FAAAAAAAAAAAGS GET OUT OF MY THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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david lunch lol

>>84927570
BUMP LIMIT IS AT 310

GO THE FUCK BACK TO RED.DIT

>>84927570
The lyrics don't remotely support that and pic of Coop driving clearly has normal eyes so either regard Dougie drives or Coop comes back.

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sexy fucking morguefu

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>>84927647
>>84927665
These anons are set to be LYNCHED hard.

That's like saying Sycamore Trees predicted 25 years in the lodge. Vedder is writing about the journey of Dougie.

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>you will never have a twink this cute in your life

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84927698
judy

>>84927570
>it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale.

Confirmed where?

>>84927758
He's clearly singing that Cooper never gets his mind back. Agent Cooper is long gone.

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>>84927797
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>>84927570
Please kee posting this even after it's been debunked

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This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed The Log Lady's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and The Log Lady moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

>I gotta break thought this cellophane line cause I know what's going on in my own mind

>Cellophane
>Cellophane wrap
>Wrapped in plastic

>>84927808
The link is in OP. Read it. Eddie Vedder screwed up by playing that song live instead of waiting for it to be in the show. At least Kyle MacLachlan keeps things vague like this https://youtu.be/4I54fUmj2Kg

>>84927837
How the hell has it been debunked. Definitely not by 9 episodes of the show. The link in OP confirms the song was written for Twin Peaks. What are you on about??

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Post yfw Vedderfags get permanently and irreversibly BTFO come episode 11 or 12 when it's all but confirmed that Coop will get his memory back.

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I am incompatible with the utter disgrace that is /tpg/ right now.

This is the worst it has ever been.

>>84927856
I read the pastebin and the article. It says nothing about the finale. The studio version of Out of sand has been online for over 6 months, no cease and desist occurred. OP is heavy on confirmation bias and light on evidence.

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>>84927923
If he does I'll be very grateful for it. And tell vedder to fuck off.

>>84927893
What I'm saying is, even if it gets disproven the guy should keep posting it

>>84927979
There has been no real studio version of Out of Sand out yet. Eddie Vedder played it live when he said it ends the series, and he did a thing for Jack White where he recorded on an over century-old recording device as a one off. We haven't heard the final version of the song, and we won't until the end of the series.

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>>84927970

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>>84927970
Hahaha

>>84928041
fuck Chad

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>>84927970

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>>84927970
>tfw it will never get better

>>84928036
^THIS

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Welp time for me to get on my bike and go. Good night tpg.

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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"

Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

this shitty meme has made me hate Vedder even though I have never listened to a single song he has ever made

>>84928179
Didn't you see that David Lynch is friends with him and the fact that he did write that song for the series?

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>>84928179
>never heard of Pearl Jam

I have seen all of david lynch
what should I watch now

>>84928179
It's not even a meme. Read the OP and listen to the song. Read the article. It's hilarious that people fall for obvious memes, but reject something that is actually based in reality.

>>84928259
tfw you realize Pearl Jam is just a beat off joke. ind of like the band itself.

>>84928269
Have you seen his shorts?
Go watch rabbits
Unironically his best work

>>84928269
Make sure you watch all his shorts. Then finish with his animated shorts Dumbland.

>>84928285
Try harder to sell it.

>>84928285
It's even more funny how people refuse to read the interview that's posted almost every thread that completely disproves it.

>>84928348
Only the show will disprove it.
So far Vedderfags are winning.. 9 episodes in, no Coop

>>84928348
>people

It's one pushing a try hard meme.

>>84928269
Go watch all his weather reports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0yGes5wBSY

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>>84928348
What interview? There is no interview that disproves the fact that the song ends the series. Keep reaching.

>>84928406
Thanks for sharing I've never seen these.

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James was always cool.

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Dougie is the key to all of this

>>84928114
Kek

>>84928425
I meant that Cooper wasn't coming back, you cumguzzling retard.

>http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/actors/kyle-maclachlan-dale-cooper-mr-c-dougie/
>"And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”

It's been reposted over and over and over and Vedderfags have nothing to disprove it so they'll ignore it. Same with the idiots that fall for Vedderposting.

>>84928467
*laughter ensues*

>>84928384
So his actor is lying even though he's never lied about anything with the show before?

>>84928485
I rarely watch modern tv shows, but Kyle is pretty much in all of them right?

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>>84928461

>>84927611
did i pass out during an episode or did we never find out what happens in this scene? did the guy just get away with it?

>>84928548
Get away with what? He did nothing wrong.

>>84928548
He fucked her and laughed while doing it.

Sometimes I feel like I should just get on my bike and go.

Cooper comes back next episode
Janey-E & him go to a diner
He has flashbacks to the Double R Diner
He orders a slice of cherry pie
He goes to eat it but notices an electrical outlet
Janey-E is distracted because they got her order wrong
He gets his memory back after he electrocutes himself by sticking his fork into the outlet

>>84928709
Thank you croatia bro

>>84928709
We get 3 minutes total in Twin Peaks of Chad eating second breakfast.

>>84928493
Of course Kyle isn't going to give any answers about the show. He doesn't want to burn bridges with David Lynch, but Eddie Vedder didn't care he finally had a new good song and played it.

Daily reminder that Cooper returning to his former self contradicts everything what Lynch is about.
This will not happen.
We will never see the old Coop we knew again.
Let it go.

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>>84927843
>>84927843
>>84927843

>>84928746
Exactly. People are delusional if they think he's gonna mysteriously wake up and become old Coop. He's long gone. The Vedder song says it all.

>>84928269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xynvrod0P6k

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM-UKKVJp24

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>>84927843
This picture makes me so hard.

The look in their eyes, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Laura Dern's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and Laura moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

>>84929126
David Lynch should contact this guy.

>>84927923
God I wish they had done the new season 5 or 6 years ago he was still so QT

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Post the stupid Vedder misdirection all you want. Lynch would never go for something so normie and bland

>final episode airs
>55 mins in Officer Chad shoots all Twin Peaks residents in their heads except for his wife, Audrey Horn
>58 mins in Bad Coop looks Dougie Coop in the face and says "Duuuhnnn I'ma retaaahd" before shooting him in the head
>Before outro the last words in TP canon are Chad and Bad Coop simultaneously announcing:
>"And now playing at the Roadhouse, the band Korn with their new song 'Creamed'. Good night everybody and fuck you forever."

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>>84930286
Sounds like you are gonna get
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

With this ring, I the wed.

>>84929700
Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qP9epcfEPw

Do Americans really do this? It is actually silly. A bunch of retards standing around slapping their hands together for 10 minutes. It just keeps going. Its so uncomfortable.

>>84930484
Cannes is in France.

>>84930536
Prove it

>>84930484
do what, clap?

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>>84930536

how do these generals work? who posts them? is it just shills n bots

>>84930649
Theres about 3 of us. We all post from different IPs so it registers as around a hundred users per /tpg/

>>84930484
They felt bad for booing Fire Walk With Me.

>>84930684
I was in the audience that day in 1992, after I saw that film, Lynch had disappeared so far up his ass that I had no desire to ever watch a David Lynch film again and I really loved him

>>84930786
do you see the error of your ways?

>>84930649
I'm Laura Dern. I have a lot of free time.

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>>84930786
>>84930892
The good Tarantino is trapped in the black lodge, write this in your diary.

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>>84927570
Friendly reminder that Twin Peaks' ending will be Cooper and Gordon talking like this but in Paris: https://youtu.be/87mWUoKhNyA?t=55s

(pic is Kyle Maclachlan, photo #14)

>>84931439
Monica Belucci's character and Gordon talk in Paris though.

>>84930649

Hi, I'm Mark Frost. Have you read my book yet? Thanks in advance!

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No one left in these threads, one post every 15 minutes or so now. Guess we know who the real fans are. Everyone off in their /got/ thread.

Real Men remain.

>>84927570
Reminder that David Lynch isn't a talentless hack and wouldn't give away the ending to his magnum opus in some shitty song by a retard like Vedder


Consider yourself Lynched :]

>>84927893
You've been trolled, congratulations

>>84931573

JUST US REAL BOYS NOW~

>>84931587
>>84931534
Friendly reminder, that you need to friendily remind people for it to be true. But I believe both of you.

There's no way that Vedder's lyrics are about someone in Dougie-mode - it's about someone who is damaged.

>>84927923
They know they're full of shit, lazy trolling

Theres something I just dont quite understand and I was hoping you guys could help me figure it all out

whats the deal with

>>84931573
the /got/ thread is slow too, slower than us actually

>>84931534
That explains the dream sequence with Cooper and Laura Palmer at the house.

>>84931573
you could explain to a retard like me what the fuck was up with those monkeys because I don't get it

>>84931664
The Vedder song is actually real. That song was written for the new series. Look at the article in the OP and listen to it. It's not like someone just memed that.

There is literally a shot in the trailers of normal Coop driving a car.

+ paparazzi pics of them filming at night with normal Coop and some chick with a wig

>>84927611
GOTTA LIGHT?

>>84931745
Game of Thrones is reddit pleb shit. Who watches that shit. I talk to literally hundreds of people in my life in my sales career and no one talks about that garbage.

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>>84931788
>monkeys
You mean Jumping Man, Animal Life, and the monkey? Since black people (also known as "niggers") are monkeys? (this is the implication of the person to whom I reply—not an attempt to keep /pol/ outside of /pol/)

>>84931587
It's spelled and pronounced "mango opus"

>>84931842
damn, you are cool, you were always cool

>>84931892

Really excited to learn a bit more of the background of those lodge spirits. They must be all related to the background of the blue rose case.

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>>84928461

>>84931930

Whoops, my face sure is red right now! haha

>>84931950
Unironically read The Secret History of Twin Peaks

>>84927970
I can't wait for the Twin Peaks threads a year from now when all the bandwagoners find something new. The only tradeoff is there will be no new material to discuss.

>>84931960
shit that looks just like me

>>84932011
Final Dossier

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Diane, it's Cooper again. The only time I can muster up enough cognizance during the day is when it's time to record my daily logs to you. Other than that, my mind returns to an infantile state and I start believing I'm some insurance salesman. I don't know who this Dougie fellow was, but apparently I look just like him. Am I actually the real doppelganger from the Black Lodge? This is the stuff I think about during my brief moments of coherency. Anyway, I ripped apart a midget's hand today. No, not the one from the Lodge, since that guy's a tree now. Actually, he's the one that told me to do it. Don't worry though, he was trying to kill me. The midget I mean. The one that's NOT a tree I mean. I think I got interviewed on TV too. Did you see it? Anyway, I'm going to go try to read Sonny Jim a bed time story now. Usually he ends up reading ME a story though. Did I ever tell you about Sonny Jim, Diane? He's my wife's son. God I sure hope you have a tape player, Diane. I heard people just use cellular phones now, which sounds like such a sadness.

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>>84931807
And you actually think Lynch is retarded enough to give away the ending in a shitty Vedder song? Get fucking real, you guys didn't even come up with the "o b-but he played it accidentally!!" meme until yesterday when people started calling you out for how retarded the theory was. As much as I hate Eddie Vedder and his shit voice, I by no means think he is retarded enough to "accidentally" give away the ending.

Stay Lynched :]

>>84932094
>it's Cooper again.

Stopped reading there. Cooper never would have to identify himself to Diane she knows the tapes are from him. He always starts with "Diane." and goes right into it. If you're gonna meme, meme right

>>84932067
The Secret History-era threads were actually pretty good. Little did we all know about the influx of faggots who hadn't even watched Twin Peaks at that point that would be in the threads months later thinking they decide what's canon or not.

>>84932067
It's going to talk about what happened to Agent Cooper and the people denying that Cooper never gets his mind back are going to rage.

>>84931960
is that Trent Reznor?

Reminder that the civil war Ben subplot is secretly kino and is probably the best thing that happens between s2e10 and the finale

>>84932137
He does need to identify himself when there's a doppelganger running around.

>>84932011
SEASON 4 BITCH

>>84931788
To Lodge spirits, humans (and the human forms they assume when around people) are mere "animals", compared to them. This is what the black guy in the meeting scene implies when he says "animal life".

>>84932158
Nah it's gonna to be talking about Judy______________________________

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>>84932420

>>84927843
>knob
Haha

>>84932420
>>84932446
https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

>>84932303
And saying "its Cooper again" automatically verifies that? He could easily be lying, the addition of that part means nothing. Just admit you were wrong and try again

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>>84932288
When he was younger, yes.

>>84928316
>Make sure you watch all his shorts
His shorts are fine but don't compare to his panties..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro

>>84932651
will we ever get the full clip?

>>84932301
Andy vs Dick > Annie and Coop > Retard Leo > Mayor and Succubus > Josie and Catherine Bullshit > Civil War Ben > Yuppie Bobby > SJW Audrey > Schoolgirl Nadine > Billy Zane

>>84932140
>>84932158
Final Dossier will contain the FBI's secret files on Windom Earle, Gordon Cole, Chester Desmond, Sam Stanley, Dale Cooper, Albert Rosenthal, and PHILLIP JEFFRIES

>>84931788
Lynch his known to give small roles to people he sleeps with.

>>84932691
Mayor's brother and succubus is greater than all that since Douglas Milford is the key to all of this

>>84932691
>tfw you will never watch the second half of the second season for the first time again and ask yourself "why the FUCK am I still watching this??"

>>84932691
Civil War Ben > Josie and Catherine Bullshit >>> Annie and Coop > Retard Leo > Mayor and Succubus > Josie and Catherine Bullshit > Civil War Ben > Yuppie Bobby > Andy vs Dick > SJW Audrey > Schoolgirl Nadine > Billy Zane

>>84932847
lmao yeah

desu I don't even hate late S2 it's just so stupid

>>84932691
>>84932864
What about gordon and shelly? That's my favorite part.

>>84932847
The only stories I have a problem with are James and Donna, and Nadine. I liked everything else and there's a lot of great moments even in the soap opera stuff. Pretty much all the scenes in the RR in the second season are great, at least that I remember.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44
>Cme back haunted
Did Trent Reznor go to the red room?

>>84932943
Gordon and Shelly is really really nice, probably tied with Ben and Bobby for me

>>84933002
>Not Gordon and the log lady
>>84927843

why does everyone always forget Maddie's in the Black Lodge too, I wonder if Coop talked to her during his 25 years. I hope he rescues her too ;_;

>>84932943
I liked it too but It was only in one episode and wasn't really a storyline, it was a small part of the Yuppie Bobby story to make him realize he was being neglectful.

>>84933073
If Josie's actress would have been available she would have been in there too

>>84933073
Getting killed by a lodge entity doesn't mean you go to the lodge or else we would have seen Maddie and Teresa Banks in there.

>>84933110
Maddie warns cooper of her cousin in the season 2 finale in the red room.

>>84933110
>>84933073
>>84933137
Isn't it not clear if they are in the black lodge itself?

The Red Room can be either the Waiting Room, Black Lodge, or maybe even the White Lodge.

Spirits from either Lodge can go to the red room (Angel Laura, The Giant, The old man, being White Lodge people maybe. While The Arm, MIKE, and BOB are from the Black Lodge)

Actually the difference between the lodges always confused me. Since they all kinda converge on the Red Room/Waiting Room

>>84933245
There is no difference.

>>84933245

Well the theater/palazzo/observatory in the Mauve space is most definitely the White Lodge.

>>84933334
What was banging on the door?

>>84933334
Non-ex-is-tent is definitely The Zone. Briggs was hiding there (hibernating) then detached his head into balloon mode and floated it up into the White Lodge mauve zone.

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>rewatching the pilot
>Andy crying
Bad feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3b_5-JSQLk

KAIU
MACHALENUSAN-DESU

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>>84933435

>>84933501
Great minds think alike.

>>84933245
i do agree somewhat that the red room is the waiting room, as the convenience store is another section of the black lodge.

>>84933567
Yeah so if it is the waiting room then Leland's soul could have been saved by Angel Laura and is just in the waiting room to contact Cooper.

Same with Maddie.

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>I wondering if she went out with Leland
>tfw it was staring us in the face the whole time

>>84927846
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WE GOT A REAL LIVE MCGRUFF IN HERE

25 years ago, josie was a wooden knob and there was fish enough in the kettle for everyone.

Now we have a doppelgänger getting blood resuscitation massages from a pack of forest gnomes and beige chairs>red chairs.

happily LYNCHED

>>84933621
who is Angel Laura? I know Laura saw an Angel in the Lodge at the end of FWWM but how is she herself an Angel?

>>84933711
my post is spoilered as not to trigger anyone
sheryl a angel.
a angle!

>>84933781
>>84933813
>>84933856
kek occultists are dumb

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>>84933323

>>84927701
Haha

>>84933782
KEK

>Vedderfag has ruined /tpg/

I fucking told you retards not to pay attention to him or his retarded forced meme. Now look at this. Even more retarded cunts latching onto it and forcing it even more.

If I had just a little bit less respect for myself I'd go to reddit. There isn't even a single HELLOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOO post. Disgraceful.

>>84928075
This is good though

>>84934169
>>Vedderfag has ruined /tpg/
Not even close. You obviously skipped /tpg/ through the 2 week break because we had cancerous sherylposting and didoposting. Both way worse than vedderposting. The only people shitting up /tpg/ are the remaining sherylposters and people who get so riled up over vedderposting

we're le not gonna le talk about le judy.

>having to go to Reddit to get my ANGELO fix

You faggots are worthless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kv0gvFWgSs

>>84934169
>he thinks Hellloooooooooo posting is good posting
Jesus

>>84933882
Babalon and the Moon Child and everything is canon within the "lore" of Twin Peaks. All the Alaister Crowley stuff is. First White man to ever go to Tibet. Wrote a book about two rival lodges of magicians also, white and black.

The rocket scientist in Secret History is wearing the green ring and talking about explosions ripping holes to the other "hell" dimension while he goes on about Alaister Crowley nonsense while muttering "the magician longs to see…" and stuff. And wondering how many Celestial Triad women are in his house's wood.

>>84934229
The funny thing about Vedderposting is that it's literally all caused by one post in each thread. For some reason people take the bait every single fucking time. If everyone ignored it, it would be irrelevant, but /tpg/ is full of legitimate autism apparently.

>>84934568
I'm just amused that people actually believe that shit.

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>>84934568
Jack Parsons said the "explosive sciences" in any of 7 places on earth could open the door. To "The Zone" it seems. So Moon Child is Babalon? Because they'd threatened Parsons with making public the fact that he wanted to unleash the Moon Child on the world.

If BOB / the doppelganger want to unleash The Experiment using a nuclear explosion at certain coordinates, is this the Moon Child? Is that this moon, and the ant the Experiment / Child of the moon pictured? Sun is white lodge Moon Child is also the eggs' and American Girl's and (maybe BOB's, he looked pretty old and grinnyi in his bubble, hitching a ride) mother?

>>84934627
According to the Secret History, L Ron Hubbard used all this nonsense to form Scientology in order to steal people's money. Was keenly interested in learning to form a religion from Parsons. Sociopath con-man / sci-fi writer thief type guy. Canon within the Twin Peaks universe.

Then later it turns out he unleashed the "explosive sciences" at some point, plus a weirdo ritual, with Parsons at the devil rock place in California. They were successful. Some Crowley ritual. They didn't meet The Major that time.

>>84934752
But it's real-world canon that L Ron Hubbard was scum. What the fuck Lynch, you can't say that!

>>84934752
Plus he stole jack parsons wife.

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>>84932619
Actually, Bad Cooper has a certain inflection in his voice that one can tell from a mile away isn't actually human, especially to anyone who has known the real Cooper for any length of time. He has a hollow, monotonous tone that hardly changes, and has not even the slightest bit of emotion whatsoever. It would be easy to tell the real one from the fake.

>>84935012
He almost talks through his teeth, like hes constantly fighting clenching.

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>>84934687
>>84934752
what are the chances we get werewolves? asking for a friend.

>>84930286
Not enough rape and decapitation.

>>84935045
Walking owls as big as a man for sure. Also an as-yet unidentified type of dark figure wearing a robe. Gray alien that can phase into darkness. Best bet would definitely be on the man-sized owls though. The Log Lady was worried it might come back.

>>84935045
0.

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The real question is when is Marjorie Green coming back!

So Jack Rabbit's Palace at 2:53 is going to be some shit, right? That's the time that intercourse between the two worlds is possible, as we've seen. Probably the dates also. What kind though? Hoping for Bobby in the lodge. Maybe with Hawk and Frank.

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B L A C K E D

>>84935290
She's the key to all of this.

>>84935303
They'd best stake out all 4 of the 2:53s also

Man, I hope I don't fucking die before this season finishes.

>>84935345
DON'T DIE
WAKE UP
WAKE UP

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>>84935345
I hope we both die!

>>84932991
No, David Lynch raped him

>>84933073
maddie was a retarded character that diminished the impact of lauras death by being the same actress and only existed because lynch wanted an excuse to keep doing blow off sherlys taint

>>84929213
This is probably my favorite sequence in the whole damn thing so far. I feel like motion pictures have been using the flag mostly as a tombstone or a tasteless honorific, corporate product. Gotta hand it to Lynch for being the consummate Eagle Scout and peeling all that shit back to nothing more than the Notion of America, not patriotism of state but of ideals.

also them meriwether lewis feels

>>84935012
Reminds me of the Goatman.

>>84935368
is it future?

or

is it past?

>>84935452
The "relative of dead character played by the same actor" is a Soap Opera staple.
It was Soap kino.

>>84933856
I wonder who could be Choronzon in the Twin Peaks cosmology?

>>84935379
I hope it stays dark forever, I hope the worst isnt over

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>>84935467
I was half expecting the screen to flashback to this photo.

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What's he looking at /tpg/

>>84935585
This pic fills me with patriotism

>>84935525
I thought it was a homage to the Patty Duke Show?

Was Pete & Catherine's relationship influenced by Jack Nance & Catherine Coulson's past marriage? I'm watch I Don't Know Jack, and a lot of what they're describing sounds reminiscent of Pete & Catherine.

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>>84935585
Same picture?

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>>84935614
jesus christ, why does he look so bad in this? he looks perfectly fine and even cute in portlandia. you can't tell me he aged that much in a few years.

>>84935698
Catherine actually stole Jack's truck irl.
GRAND THEFT AUTO

>>84935904
He dyed his hair and eyebrows and is putting on a retarded face.

goddamn I wish frank silva was still alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhiwRhPS1O0

>>84935946
i'm suprised how well they've managed to keep using him as Bob through archival images and not look cheap or hokey

>>84935311
>Dern has also had romances with Kyle MacLachlan, Nicolas Cage, Renny Harlin, Jeff Goldblum, and Billy Bob Thornton.[18]

>>84936335
>Kyle MacLachlan
COOPED
>Nicolas Cage
DUPED
>Renny Harlin
LITERALLY WHO'D
>Jeff Goldblum
LITERALLY JEWED
>Billy Bob Thornton
HICKED

>>84935904
He's cute IRL these days

>>84932747

Did he also sleep with Billy Ray Cyrus?

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LOL

>>84936553
DRUMF BTFO
IMPEECH NOW

>>84935614

He's sitting in a government building, with the shitty wood paneling and american/state flags. In his black suit and tie, with his hair perfectly slicked back, he is at his most FBI so far. Drinking his hot coffee, he is reminded of the days when Diane used to make him the perfect cup o' Joe. Possibly he is having flashbacks of waiting outside of Gordon's office.

>>84936677
Yeah, really seeing /pol/ rounding up the troops over this post.

>>84932675
I'm pretty sure I found it. Just dling yrev slow. I'll post it in one of the next TPGs. Yes, it CAN wait until tomorrow morning.

>>84933781
I swear to whatever you believe in, Mark, if you include Babalon workings in TP you crimes are as bad as Hubbard's.

>>84935311
D E R N E D

>>84928867
Ebin. Simbly ebin
Well memed

Open your eyes, people. Vedder is working for the lodge. The "pearl jam" he talks so fondly about is creamed corn.

>>84935012
Which is exactly why saying "herp derp it's Cooper again" would be redundant and pointless

>>84935576
I hope you blink before I do

I hope I never get sober

;_;

>>84928075
Lel

>>84935452
Can you fucking blame him?

>>84934687
>using a nuclear explosion
This meme needs to die. The schematics B-Cooper was looking up were for the prison he knew Ray was being held in. It explains why he could pull crazy technotronic light flashing shit with just a phone.

>>84935622
It can be both

ITT we post TP style soundtracks.
No floaty pop and NIN.
Music that has a similar feel to TP only.
No official music. No Angelo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zl5vpy__dQ

>>84936502
Renny Harlin was the director of Die Hard 2

>>84937329
Yeah, but his only good movies are The Long Kiss Goodnight and Prison.

>>84934568
Mark Frost's books are the DoppelCoop of TP lore. The good TP is in the shows.
>Hawk voice: If the good TP is in the shows, that means the bad TP... is in the books.

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>>84937382

>>84937232
You can literally Google "nuclear power plant blueprints" or some shit and get the exact image on Evil Coop's computer, same as when you Google "old school hip hop beat" you get the theme that plays for the bitch who got Ike'd

Lynch is old man, he was not subtle about this

>>84936335
>>84936502
DERNED

>>84937239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtMP0rDAtI

Is DougieCoop stuck in a trance because of the way he came back from the mauve zone or is it just that Jade's ride are so amazing that he hasn't fully recovered from it yet?

>>84937439
His understanding of technology is complex. He really took advantage of the net and at some point focused exclusively on creating content for his pay website, which was pretty innovative at the time, but on the other hand he still seems to treat a lot of tech like in 50's sci-fi movies.

>>84937479
He's in the wrong body desu

It's likley that dougie was always a blithering a retard and Janey-E has always been doing literally everything for him

>>84937460
Pretty good, never heard it before, thanks.

>>84937591
I don't know why anyone would think he's in Dougie's body when we saw Dougie's body go through the outlet and Cooper's come out. Everyone who sees him comments on his different haircut and the fact that he's skinnier.

Is Diane a traitor? Why do you think she's getting messages from Dopplecoop? Is he blackmailing her or scaring her into submission or something?

>>84937665
She's Diane's doppleganger, the good Diane is in the lodge.

>>84937591
His boss said the car accident right before he started working for him is why he sometimes acts weird. He apparently wasn't always like that all the time and wasn't like that before the car accident. I don't know if they say when he started working for the insurance company because he was created in 1997 and if that was a while before the car accident I imagine he acted normally, or at least more normal.

>>84937665
I hope she's not a traitor. I feel like she's working with Jeffries or something. We might find out next episode or whenever Diane talks to Cole about the whole thing.

>>84937658
By in the wrong body I mean his owned space in the world is manufactured

In TP it seems that living creatures own their bodies space in the world which is why Coop can't return until the doppelganger leaves, freeing his space

It's likley humans can't understand this concept and as a result affects them mentally being in the wrong body/owned space

>>84937700
Maybe. Or maybe she doesn't know he's "doppel" Coop, and just think he's Coop. And while she's pissed off by it, she does what he asks her because she has no real reason not to trust him.

>>84937737
Also to add to that because I didnt remember his boss mentioning the car crash, it could also be that they end up inhabiting the past owners tendencies and that lodge beings are immune to this due to being otherworldly (MIKE and Doppelcoop)

>>84937047
and I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here

someday burns down

Does anyone get intoxicated to watch Twin Peaks? I've found that alcohol makes it funnier and weed makes it more mind fucking.

>>84938232
I just do some transcendental meditation™ to clear my mind. Drugs only cloud your mind.

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>>84938232
Back in 2010 my original watchthrough coincided with the incredible time I was getting into pot, yep. These days I do coffee, which I had previously not had since 2009. I'm loving the shit out of that. So back then I also tried some acid, and now even the most minor substances cause me to trip out. Hence even a coffee buzz is pretty strange and wonderful.

>>84938232
If you want to entertain yourself, sure, I guess. But it really just lowers the bar. If you want to appreciate anything seriously, you need to be sober.
You can't cloud your judgment. The work must be powerful enough on its own. If you watch one thing multiple times, there can be uses to watch it on a mind altering substance, ideally more intelligent than alcohol, to get a different point of view, but in any other cases it's just you getting dumber. Drinking is for losers.

>>84938481
>Drinking is for losers.

t. Loser at drinking

>>84927626
no nosefu cameo
wtf lynch?

Jeffries was the most interesting and confusing part of FWWM and he still is the most interesting and confusing part of all this to me. Does Jeffries want to stop bad Cooper from getting 'what he wants'? Does he want it for himself? Is he in the zone? What the hell is the box in Buenos Aires and why did it transmute into a little hunk of metal?

>>84938852
find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

>>84938232
I usually get a little high before I watch a new episode, makes it easier to get on Lynch's wavelength.

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>tfw no qt gf into twin peaks & lynch

>>84939285
kys

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>>84939285
these are the type of chicks that watch TP anon, you're better off

>>84939335
half of them are qt desu

Ok, I posted in the main catalog like an idiot, but now I'm posting here like I should have. I've never seen Twin Peaks and know nothing about it. I'm a couple scenes in now. What am I ib for?

>>84939678
are you starting from the beginning?
i don't blame you for watching some of season 3 first

>>84939677
I guess some of them are decent but for sure batshit crazy

>tfw too late all the grocery stores are closed so i cant go double fisting two turkey tv dinners right now

im so hungry bros

>>84939700
Yeah. Just figured I'd go chronologically.

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>he doesn't eat scooby doo's steaming hot turds

>>84939678

A boring soap operah with some weird moments and a crazy season 2 finale. Then a schizo 3rd season that goes full David lynch

>>84939868
I go scooby diving

>>84938852

>Harry Goazrevealed in an interview that Bowie was scheduled to make a return appearance as Jeffries in the2017 revival, but unfortunately passed away from cancer onJanuary 10,2016, before he could film his scenes

Damn...

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Man, I was shocked when Andy went to that young girls house. I mean, what the hell was he thinking? And using the a computer at the Sheriff's Department? I know his an idiot, but that really takes the cake.

>Judy
>Judy Garland
>Judy Garland Briggs
Is Judy Garland Briggs?

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CUTE!!

>>84940049
as long as Judy appears

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>>84935904
You're wrong, and mean. Cooper is pure and has aged really well

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I love that there's no teaser trailers for upcoming episodes, this feels like the most pure television event I've ever been part of.

It's so exciting to be part of.

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DOgei get robot vacuum cleaner

The only way for Eddie Vedder to spoil the series is if he read the script to the finale and only 3 people read the Twin Peaks script in its entirety during the production.

Mark Frost, David Lynch and Kyle MacLachlan.

There's no fucking way Vedder knows the ending. On a series like this, they would probably film multiple endings just to get people off the scent of what will really go down.

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Holy shit, the new episode comes out in two days. That was the fastest week of my life. What the fuck?

>>84940328
The two week wait for ep9 has made this week become as fast as Johnny

>>84940356
as Johnny

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>>84939285
>tfw met a qt on Tinder who's a huge stoner and never seen Twin Peaks and we've decided we're gonna get high off our asses and watch the whole show
I think she likes me a lot. Life's gonna get a lot cooler.

>>84939335
They look like fun people.

>>84939335
So
This is that Overwatch thing kids these days are on about

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The X-Files is cannon.

>>84940368
Never date stoners. Just fuck and dump.

>>84940433
But I'm a stoner. I just moved here and I've been dry for like two months. This is perfect.

So episode 9 disproved the idea that Evil Coop is just as stupid as Dougie, right?

>>84940463
Yes

>>84940463
dOugi right

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>>84928461
>>84928536
>>84931960
ALWAYS COOL

>>84940493
will we get a nude scene?

>>84940493
she feels uncomfortable

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>>84940493
>looks straight at the camera

>>84940523
>>84940539
she's just a weird person, not a normal person playing a weird character, an actual awkward person

>>84940550
hot chicks aren't awkward

>>84940550
She's just someone Lynch knows and not an actress

>>84931724
Not easy to summarise I'm afraid. Best thing to do is rewatch from the first episode and pay particular attention to

is webmanon still around? Can I get a webm of that chick removing her panties from s3e1?

>>84940653
You're a bad girl, Tracey.

you guys ever notice in interviews, Lynch says "you know" a lot? I guess it's a nervous tick. Kind of annoying once you realize it.

>>84940705
Ever notice how a lot of people say "uh" and "um" a lot?

new


>>84940749
>>84940749>
>>84940749
>>84940749

>>84940722
yes, that's called a nervous tick
he says it even more than people who do that though
except for like one person I've seen before in class trying to read their class paper

>>84940788
Lynch is obviously just nervous that someone will reveal to the world that he is a murdering rapist

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doWIG get mullet

>>84928316
dumbland is amazing.