Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario

Do I get to see titties? I couldn't care less about the "comedy"

FAP KINO

How much do you get paid to post here?
There's no way we'd get this many threads over a shitty movie like this.

is there a 30 minute lesbian sex scene?

>>84920504
the wanking man's baywatch.

I'll watch in shame and secret when it comes out on DVD

>>84920504
Eh I'll watch it for Daddario titties

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sexy girl's with big boob's

>>84920504

OMG!

My dick is HARD!

>>84920504
it looks like a movie ill watch on tv a million times.

Jesus Christ. A movie that's literally about two women fighting over a man? How did this movie get made?

>>84920504
do they show pusy?

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This shit is gonna bomb so hard, but I'll still but the DVD.

>>84921112
If this doesn't end with an extended threesome scene with on-screen titties, it's going to be a waste of a movie.

But a man can dream.

True boob-kino.

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>>84920504
A true man movie...starring women.

is this real life?

Looks bad even from the trailer. Upton's "acting" is definitely awful

Alex seems to be carrying it though.

I haven't been so excited for a film in a long time

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>>84921316
go join a woman's march you fucking SJW.

>>84920568
No, zero nudity.

as long as Daddario stays busy and produces webm worthy material she can star in any shit she wants

Holy shit. Tit kino. If you don't see this you are a low-test beta faggot cuck

It looks like utter garbage, it better show tits.

>>84921211


MY DICK IS DIAMONDS

>>84920504
I'm angry. Angry about chads

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>>84921366
shit

The tweest is that turns out to be Chad gay, right?

>>84920504
IS this milkykino?

>>84921291

I know anon.

feels like ages ago when we used to get real movies for men

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>>84920504
>YFW you'll never be a ginger who converts beautifulblack girls into having hentai fetish

>>84920504
Looks like an absolutely terrible movie.

Like why don't they just have a 3some instead?

>>84920504
gay shit

is Kate Upton even relevant after everyone got to see her tits?

>>84921519
>You'll never have tentacle sex with Daddario

Who knew that William H Macy was /Our Guy/?

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>Kate Upton and Daddario will never fight over me

this better end in a milkies fight

>entire premise of the movie is forcing the audience to pretend upton is hotter than daddario

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Daddario looks really fucking good in this. What happened in the last 2 years since this was filmed?

>movie premise is two friends get fired at the same time and decide to vacation where shenanigans ensue

I'll wait until the torrent

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>>84921628

All about those huge titties

>>84920504
William H. Macy directing?

this might actually be good

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>>84921211
MY FUCKING DICK

lmao upton looks like a swollen pig with lipstick on.

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>have to wait at least a year until it's out on bluray

>>84920504
Chad gets all the girls, why is life unfair

REEEEEEEEE

Kate 'the fridge' Upton

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>>84921686
>>84921628

But yeah Daddario looks fucking incredible in this. Way better than she looked in Baywatch.

huh, rickety cricket is writing this movie... weird

>>84921733
>tfw suicide is postponed AGAIN because of boob kino

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>>84921778

>>84921838
oh bless those magnificent pale udders

>>84921838
>It's because she's pale again.
>again

This was filmed in 2015 but I did realize that is why she looked so good after I posted

>>84921578

and the jizz on her back

>>84920504
It looks fun.
The trailer didn't fail to make me laugh, so I imagine it won't be half bad.

>>84920619
This is /tv/. Shitty movies starring waifus is the board's bread and butter.

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>>84921838
w-wow she must have experience cutting her dress like that haha she does that v-very well.

>>84921211
do we get an unrated dvd?

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is he /OurGuy/ ?

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>>84920504
>ywn be a chad that best friend titcows fight over

why even live?

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post ywn the only nudity in this film is male nudity like in baywatch

>>84920504
Will they lez out?

I'm going to watch this shit naked

>>84921991
i dont care about nudity. there's gonna be sex. that's all i care about. you think i didn't masterbate to rookiefu in dredd just becuase they didn't SHOW her tits? bitch i went to the hospital with a torn ligament in my shaft after fapping for so long to that shit. i dont give a shit about nudity

>>84920504
lets be real NO MAN would choose kate over alex

>>84921909
>looks fun
>The trailer didn't fail to make me laugh, so I imagine it won't be half bad.
seriously? what part made you laugh

i'm really curious

>>84922042
I hope that's the twist at the end

>>84921838
>tfw gf is pale and has 34F tits but isn't fat

I am a humble man

>>84922119
>inb4 it's implied sex where the camera shows them about to kiss, lips an inch apart, but they cut to showing the closed door to whatever room they're making out in and then cut to them post-coitus, laying in bed with the sheets covering them all the way up to above their breasts
fucking bullshit

>>84922074
here we have a typical feminist male. angry that it's not a girl power movie.

jesus christ dude kill yourself

>>84922205
I swear I will kill somebody if that happens

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>>84922205
>mfw this happens

everytime i see kate upton i remember that Fappening picture with her back full of cum

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>>84921211
I want to rub my penis between their sandwiched pussies if you catch my drifterino

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>>84920504
>mfw everyone on this board cries consistently about SJW movies. You have a potential movie where if it does well more sexual movies with hot chicks will be made. Yet instead of forcing yourself to go to theatres you're all just going to wait for DVD

Movies 101: The reason no male movies are coming out anymore is because they can't make money off it. Becuase you guys are too lazy to actually support the release.

if this becomes a breakout hit then guess what. Emma Watson has to start doing nude scenes to stay relevant. This movie bombs, then it proves hollywood should keep catering to feminists since they actually pay.


Unlike you fucks I want to actually watch this movie and support it so we get more titty kino. I need to find my local porn theatre that will be playing this
FACTS

>>84922163
hook it up lad
at least post feets

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>>84922436
All I read was Emma Watson has to start doing nude scenes, and I 100% agree.

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>>84922507
>movie does well and gets a sequel
>has kate alex and emma
>it's 2 hours of them bullying emma for her small breasts and forcing her to be their slave
>becomes hugely successful
>they all get a contract to make a series
>they invite various actresses to guest star and bully emma

>>84922436
Riiiiight. Because this movie's going to be so risque and that's not just movie trailer hype. OK.

>>84922709
look a butthurt sjw

>>84920504
Okay, that looks good boobs aside I'll be watching this

>>84922663
hmmm yes they should have a titcow of the week

>>84922067
some men see blonde hair and their mind gos blank. youd be surprised how many would pick Kate just cuz shes blonde

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>>84922844
nah some chick with dfc would be better to go with anon's bully idea
>Upton and Daddario bullying ASR
wh-what a concept...

>>84922775
>look a butthurt sjw
wanting the false promises of the trailer to be true and actually get to see the hotties in this movie get naked and bang makes me SJW?

Man, you /pol guys have gone so far at this point I think you circumnavigated the globe and came back around from the other side.

>>84922868

applies especially to shitskins

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>>84922844
>emma gets fed up and calls her aunt for help
>played by christina hendricks
>alex and kate have to team up to take on the tit queen
>end up converting her and they all take turns spanking emma

is daddario career dead already?

>>84922930
1. i dont care if they getting naked. they are catering to us with some sexual objectification
2. we see daddario getting banged right in the trailer. you cunt

>>84922993
she's been doing this shit since she appeared on True Detective. This type of shit is her caeer.

>>84922868
>youd be surprised how many would pick Kate just cuz shes blonde
That, yes, but also it's hardly like that's the only thing she has going for her. I've shaken hands with this chick in RL. She's goddamn stunning. She's not prom-queen good looking; she's sell-your-firstborn-for-a-shot-with-her good looking.

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>>84922910
haha what if ASR was into method acting so she asked them to bully her off-camera as well and they end up getting really into and they take turns forcing her into their trailers and sit on her face and smother her with their breasts wouldn't that be crazy and weird haha?

>>84921211

This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. It is also one of the most depressing. Either one would be amazing ;_;

>>84923034
this, somehow people on /tv/ pretending she is some A lister because she has big tits

>>84923010
They don't actually show anything in the trailer. They imply they will show things in the movie. My point is - no they won't.

Source: every hollywood movie ever that played up the sex-sells angle

>>84920504
plot twist, the guy is a faggot

how do we fix daddario face?

>>84923146

Her face actually looks good in this movie. Seems like the real weird shit with her face just started to happen last year.

>>84923034
was true detective the start of the end for her?

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>>84920504
>sex scene
>woman keeps her clothes on
it's shit

>>84923185
no, because she's still getting work

>>84923099
2:01

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>>84922910
imagine upton flaunting and wiggling her big ones in front of asr's face

>>84920504
upton has a wide fridge body.

daddario has dangly beef lips.

there is no winner. hideous.

>>84923271
We got a homosexual over here

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>tfw I used to date a girl with huge tits hidden behind lots of clothes
>tfw she was 20
>tfw her tits used to fall pretty much to her stomach when nake
it kept going from cool to weird every 30 seconds

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>>84921211
genius or mad man?

>>84923271

Fuck you faggot motherfucker bitch! You don't say that shit about my big tittied bitches!!

>>84923337
We already know he's a genius.

A career like that is no accident.

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Is this going to be the tit bullying film we all want?

>>84921366
What's the point? No one is gonna watch this to teased.

>>84923222
>2:01
It's fucking nothing?

>>84923408
mr robot season 3 when

>>84923185
It was just the start of the start, wasn't it? What was she in before that?

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>>84923323

>>84921211
So pale!!

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>>84923323
This can happen due to ill fitting bras, Olive oil massaged into breasts can help keep them firm

>>84923063
bully kino

>>84923417
it's something.

next you'll tell me this is nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OdqnocXYxw

my first girlfriend was pale, green eyes and huge tits.

i should just kill myself now

>>84923464
percy jackson movie. it's like with rosabelle sellers in game of thrones with the prison scene. kid actresses who grow up to do nudity is awesome

>>84923481
more?

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>>84921211
Yeah... I'm going to have to buy this for fap value alone aren't I.

Fuck.
>>84921628
I think Daddario has a great body, her crazy eyes wierd me out. Upton would be my choice.

>>84923718
>her crazy eyes wierd me out. Upton would be my choice.
You need to be 18 years or older to post here.

Real life chad would just threeway.

>>84923481
She got breast reduction surgery

>>84922233
>>84922233
>feminist male
stop projecting. only a cuck would think a movie "looks fun" and would laugh at an unfunny trailer just because it had a good looking girl in it

>>84923967
who?

>>84923481
>>84923967
sauce me on all this shit familia

>>84923973
My dick is dribbling cum out its hole as I type

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>>84923762
What does my age have to do with noticing she has the eyes of a serial killer? If anything it shows that i've matured enough to look beyond just her nice massive tits.

I'm 25

>>84923973
>only a cuck

look guys he's trying to appear as one of us.

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>>84923718
0/10 taste would not befriend

>>84924055
He is one of us now . They have no life and live off attempted correct opinion

>>84924055
>look, he's still projecting

>>84920504
>directed by william H Macy

interesting. unless it's rated R and there are some tits, there is no need for this movie

>>84922060
> there's gonna be sex. that's all i care about.

Oh, so you can only get hard if there's a man involved fucking the woman you're attracted to

>>84924117
Yea. Next question

>>84922506
She has forbidden me laddie, I'd feel bad posting her here

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>>84924102
god you're practically seething lol.

you scared of girls anon? is that why you dont date them you just "friend them"?


>>84924086
being in our vicinity doesn't make him one of us. he's a tourist

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Daddario might just be the ugliest "pretty" actress to walk the earth

>>84924172
Hi 9 gag

>>84924082
>>84924179
>that goblin face
what the fuck is up with this woman?

>>84924117
i'm ok if a woman fucks her too. i dont assume genders, progressive sexism

Assfags on suicide watch

>>84924179
you must be the gayest "male" to walk his earth.

>>84923997
>>84923967
https://youtu.be/7zMi01GrWdU?t=177
16 year old girl who was 5'0 had bigger than DD tits and got them reduced.

>>84924183
hey funnyjunk

>>84924179
She seriously looks like she'd try to skin me alive if I got anywhere near her.

Though I know for a fact some of you are probably in to that.

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>>84924216
Something very bad.

frankly if there's no asr to bully in it then i don't see the point of a boob comedy movie

>>84924179
she's just terrible at smiling. she needs more elegance. she portrays more of a slag you can have a beer with and watch football. i want her to be more ladylike

>>84924179

the fact that she's the only woman (an actress at that) who never learned to smile properly for a photo is another checkmark for autism

>>84924179
this this this

now I realize how much photoshop have her photos

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>>84924298
why not both? ladylike ice queen with demon eyes in public and tomboy that lets you fuck her in the ass while you watch the game at home?

how can you not know how to smile when it's part of your job?

>>84923718
Upton is a nothing but decent tits due to her being a fatass fridge.

Daddario has everything but a fake smile.

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>>84920504
>two gorgeous women with amazing racks will never fight over who gets the honor of taking your cum on their rack

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>>84924414

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>>84924465
I'd let that fridge fuck me any time tbqh

>>84924575
mehhh a fat cow without weist

she will be pretty ugly in a few years

>Directed by William H. Macy
>Written by Rickety Cricket and a writer from Always Sunny & Last Man Standing
This is like polar opposite what I'd expect. I feel like the trailer was handed off to the executive and they're trying to bait normies. This could easily be the next "Horrible Bosses".

>>84920504
The LAY LOVER ?

>>84924650
>she will be pretty ugly in a few years
she already is

>>84924650

Is this a meme, like "elbows too sharp"?

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>>84924650
Perhaps, but I live in the now and she makes my dick happy :)

>>84924575
her waist actually bulges out instead of in, how peculiar. I mean from tits up she's gorgeous, the rest doesn't make sense.

>no nudity
>already seen both their tits anyway
>female """"""""comedy"""""""

i'll pass.

>double pusy

>>84924754
look how she tries to make a weist with that bikini put up xddd

yeah she has a pretty face and big boobs, ok

but she will aged like milk

>>84924786
>>already seen both their tits anyway
daddario tits where?

source

>>84924055
ah the ol'

>I'm not the shill... h-he is!

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>>84921909
>This is /tv/. Shitty movies starring waifus is the board's bread and butter.
I wonder who is behind this post?

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>>84924857
It's not like i'm marrying her and i'm going to be lumped with her forever is it.

By the time that happens i'm sure there will be another big titty model for the internet to darling over.

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>>84922233

this is very poor marketing.

I hope they're not paying you minimum wage for this? That's like the weakest turn-around I've ever seen in my life.

>movie looks like shit
>N.. no, This Incredible Film would only be disliked by a.. a...
>wait let me check the reference sheet
>ok, 4chan hates feminists, pretending someone disliking the movie I shill might make people agree with me!
>You're just a feminist! Ha!

>>84924884
true detective

>>84920504
>pee pee poo poo scene
I'm in

DUDE SEXUAL LIBERATION LMAO

looks OK i guess, something i archive and watch a few months after when bored.
>>84921653
training for baywatch probably.

>>84921519
>it's a /d/ meets /lit/ episode
I'll wait for the rip

>>84924702
>the next horrible bosses

omg jennifer aniston saying she wants him to put it in her mouth. YASSSSS. if there's anything like that this movie is gonn rock. i'm so hype

>>84924884
>>84924984
>tv is not a liberal shitplace

if a guy cant come to this board without knowing where tits were exposed it means this board is shit for discussion

>>84925110
no

>>84922233
>what part made you laugh
>>you're a typical feminist!
the fact that you can't point out one funny scene and have to resort to name calling proves this movie is shit

this isn't reddit

>>84925195
no, it means the clueless anon is a newfag who wasn't here for all the true detective threads when that episode aired.

>>84923408
Leave Emily alone

>>84924973
another liberal

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>>84920568
>>84921366

hard pass!

>>84925222
My apologies /d/ is too good for the likes of /lit/

>>84925244
>true detective threads

your idiot ass think anyone had to look in the threads to know about her tits?

fucking christ you're new

>>84925312
>'n-n-no you!!!1!11!!'
keep digging that hole, anonpai.

>>84925234
i wasnt the one who said it made me laugh. i said it was a man's movie. im proud of the fact it pisses off liberals like you that hot chicks are sexually objectified. You're the kind of dude who makes contact with a girl then doesn't make a move. instead you go home and masterbate to the thought of if you made a move

>>84920504
Was that Kumar? Damn he's starting to age

>>84924857
pajeet pls go

>>84925341
you keep digging yours. At least when I get to 6 ft deep i'll still be able to climb out with my 6'2 length you manlet 5'4 bitch

>>84925406
>getting this defensive
>this underage tier """""banter"""""
embarrassing

>>84920504
it looks good. I may be checking it out. Leading ladies looks lively enough.

>>84925234
It's gonna be kinda meh, but I'm gonna watch if for nothing else because it pisses off feminist like you. In fact, you stinking dyke, I'm probably gonna buy two tickets. See you at the movies, Bitch!

wow, that looks absolutely terrible

literally the only draw is 4 massive tits

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>mfw I'm beating off in the back row of the theater with my pants around my ankles

>>84925598

What if, just saying hypothetically as a thought experiment, all four massive tits were on the same girl? Haha wouldn't that be wacky ?

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>>84925598
The same could be said of all religions.

>>84925458
Sorry mr maturity. Again proving you're a tourist and don't actually care about this site. I hope you get a few good stories out of visiting us so you can tell your internet friends on other sites how you bested 4chan trolls and showed them what for.

>>84925598
>literally the only draw is 4 massive tits

he's slowly catching on. Let's see if his SJWness will allow him to understand what's happening in this thread. IDK guys, do you think he can do it? maybe give him some encouragement? call him a big boy or something

>>84920504
>Daddario will never call me out in the middle of class for reading porn

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looks like big fukken titties are back on the menu bois

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>making a film starring Mammario and Upton
>no nudity

>>84924253
A dick growth industry, if you know what I'm saying.

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>>84926182
>anon! what are you reading back there?!
>n-nothing

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>>84923408
god i hope

>>84925598
honestly I've seen worse movies for fewer boobs

>>84925650
dont dogs and pigs have six tits, kind of weird how god only gave us too but then again it would be weird for girls to have 6 boobs but still i feel like he dropped the ball hard

>>84926405
M O D S
O
D
S

>>84926405
imagine having that in front of you while trying to focus on the scene.

>>84926837
They don't call him Woody for nothing

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Here's the bikini scene. Short but basically the only worthwhile thing in the trailer. Anybody want anything else?

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>>84927081
un-fucking-believable

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>>84927081

Here's Upton pulling her zipper down. Now I'll do the whole scene in one.

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>>84927222
>>84927081

Now y'all can pick what you prefer.

>>84927249
daddario riding and the hentai part

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>>84927285

Daddario riding.

>>84920504

I understand why upton is in this bowel movement, she can't act for shit.

But, while whe isn't by any means great, Alessandra daddario is quite an affible actress, easily as good as emma stone/etc and with a way bigger draw of thirsty guys (like me).

Why does she appear in almost nothing but 100% pure gash films. This is just another example of discrimination against big boobed actresses by Hollywood and the US film industry. Why are they always trying to keep big boobs out of quality cinema.

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>>84927285

The hentai one won't make much sense without subtitles which I don't really know how to make but here it is.

>>84927396

probably because she doesn't seem that pretentious about her career, she seems quite happy doing dumb shit

>>84922993
She was in the fucking earthquake movie and an Always Sunny ep

>>84927366
thats a pretty good loop there

>>84927417
good job anon.

>>84924575
>There are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW who honestly claim they wouldn't have sex with her, given the chance
wew lads

>>84927426

Well as long as she's happy :)

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>>84927366

I did a slowed down version and thought y'all might be interested. This is half speed.

>>84927646
also works

>>84926389

w-what's this photo

>>84923063
Who is this?

>>84923415
Seriously?

>>84927513
I don't claim that, hell I would fuck any decent looking women. But she does not deserve her status as something special. Big fat girl tits where Daddario has nice shapely tits. Also I hate the type of face Upton has.

>>84921366
zero nudity for a movie that literally had soft core sex in the trailer.
thanks (((((hollywood)))))

Can someone tell me where this "0 nudity" rumour is coming from? What possibly makes anyone think there won't be any nudity in a sex-comedy?

>>84929153
baywatch was a raunchy comedy

Upton has very little ass for a woman so thick

>>84929799

Sadly, yes. She has narrow hips & little ass. Still a babe.

>>84929799
>thick
she's fat, fucking idiot

>>84929830
sometimes you can pass the narrow hips, but yeah.

if she wasn't famous she would be your average walmart mom

>>84929153

You're only allowed dick in comedies now, honey. It's 2015.

>>84923563
>Olive oil massaged into breasts can help keep them firm
?????????????

>>84929940
Mike and Dave need Wedding dates haves breasts in it

>>84930053
yeah but it's not Anna Kendrick's, so who gives a fuck?

>>84930160
i think she's not going to show those tits until she's older.

maybe in a indie movie

>>84926318
Is that some Jun?

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>>84920504
This really does look like a porn banner ad

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>>84921211

who funds the production of this garbage?

>>84927646

JUST END MY SUFFERING ALREADY!!

>>84924246
rip

>>84929871
this is the first and last warning im giving you so let me be clear, this is an american website and when you are on an american website you will observe american customs, comprende amigo?

>>84921628
yup

>>84927396
Daddario is a shit tier actress mate

>>84920504
>1:16
dear lord

>>84920504
I honestly don't know if I want to watch this for faps, or avoid it because the pain of knowing I'll never be in that situation of these Goddesses lusting over my dick.

WOuld've been better with the comedic genius of Alyssa Mcarthy and Leslie Jones.

>>84931979
That's objectively wrong

>>84932399
Yeah sometimes it just becomes painful.

>>84932399
>>84932562
This honestly. This is some of my literal fap fantasies I've fallen asleep and woken up thinking about being played out on screen and at some point it just starts to feel like cuckery to be watching these fantasy-tier girls lusting over some other dude. I can't self insert if there's already another dude inserted there.

This should have been a Hardcore Henry pov style movie.

>>84920504
Is it just me or is the guy not that good looking to justify this? It's a 9 and an 8 fighting over a 7.

>>84932743
I kind of thought that too.

He's got a sick model tier body and great hair but facewise he doesn't seem that handsome and women find facial aesthetics almost transcendent. Both Mammario and Uptits are above his level.

Should've got me desu

>>84932743
No he's a 9 and they're 8s

>>84932515
She has the emotion of a brick and the face of a goblin. Cool eyes and big tits and everyone thinks she's great

>>84932743
The actresses are pretty average as well. At least Uptit has a good face

>>84933789
Or maybe your just retarded?

>>84920504
this actually looks funny

>>84933824
Name a movie where daddario has convincing emotion and isn't just flopping her jugs around

>>84934035
None

>>84932743
It's to make the assless-titcows look better

>>84934065
EXACTLY

I didn't watch any of this but is Upton supposed to be the "hottie" and Daddario the dorky sidekick?

>Have two big tit actresses
>Can't show those big tits due to nazi climate

America

Scratch that, nazis actually liked to showcase big tits

Also

>can watch girl cover herself in shit
>cannot have her show tits

America

>>84921628
Daddario is too attractive.

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>>84920504
literally cannot wait for the uncensored super slomo webms from this film

>>84934410
>>84934442
>Can't show those big tits due to nazi climate
>America
No one is preventing them from showing tits, they're just going for a PG-13 or equivalent rating, which means more teenage boys in the audience or buying it on VOD, ergo more money.

Leave your basement once in a while my foreign lad. You're making Americans look smart in comparison.

>>84934461
She's attractive because she's ugly enough that guys like us can get her but she still has big tits.

>>84934652
What he's saying is why can the not show tits in PG-13 rating?

>>84934652
>no one is preventing them
>pg-13

jesus christ who am i discussing this with here

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>>84934760
They choose to aim for that rating. They can show nudity if they want. This is a very simple concept, how are you not getting it?

>>84920504
Movie theatres are going to have the same rules as hentai showings at fanime

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>>84920504
>Directed by William H Macy

You know you've got fuck-you money when you're able to make titty kino with Upton and Daddario. I bet he got balls deep in those gourds.

>>84921112
Especially during this day and age

>>84934808
>choose
>to get censored

jesus
f
christ

Do they kiss? As long as there's at least a couple frames of lip/tongue contact, it'll be enough for me to get off to

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>>84920504
>Crazy eye fu will never lust for your dick

>>84921366
How do you know

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>>84935018
>censored
You don't know what that means do you? It's being marketed at the young teenager demographic. They are specifically crafting the movie for this purpose. Nobody stormed onto their set saying, "don't show tits." Educate yourself mouth breather.

>>84935200
>replying to obvious b8
lurk more my man

>>84934719
absolutely no guys like us could get her, mate.

Isn't this supposed to be a rated R comedy? Why you saying it's PG-13? She says fuck in the trailer!

>>84935774
american spotted

>>84935947
Kike spotted

>>84936082
America has the highest Jewish population of any country so it's far more likely that you are the kike, mate.

>>84920504
Is this the closest we'll get to "udder insanity"?

Whats the over/under on the number of threads these two fat cumbuckets are gonna have every day between now and the release of their shit film?

>>84936238

>daddario
>fat

fat titties but everything else is fine

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>>84924172
>the president

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>>84936238
>fat
Daddario isn't fat, my friend.

>>84936313
he was at the time

>>84920504
Its amazing that i will probably see this film now, who would think that insanely attractive women sell movies.

>>84936165
Right behind Germany's dirt

>>84936532

The holocaust never happened, those camps were for looking after bunnies. Look up the pics, shill.

>>84936325
She sure is ugly though

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>>84936717

and without standards.

>>84936583
False, it was all a ruse invented by the kikes.
Hall of cost

>>84936717
it's time to stop posting

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>>84936781
It's time to stop.

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>>84920504

>>84921211
This legitimately looks like the beginning to a BLACKED video

>>84920504
What kind of school fires a teacher because of a kid bringing japanese porn?

>>84921628
idk man ... upton is super hot

>>84936356
no shit
>not inspect elementing the tweet to make Alex say ... A past president has seen my boobs