HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84915980
BASED HASBRO

>>84915980
Well my day just got better
BTFO

Star Wars Monopoly makes no sense with those characters though. Shouldn't they be Jabba, Unkar Plutt, Watto and... idk, that green cyborg guy from Episode 3 that speaks in autotune?

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>>84915980
She isn't a good character. Just a bland, wide-eyed detriment to The Force Awakens.

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>>84915980
good, terrible characters made to push a shity agenda need to die in fire

>>84916090
>that green cyborg guy from Episode 3 that speaks in autotune
Who?

Also,
>Monopoly monopoly makes business decision based on financial prospects
STOP THE oPRESSErS

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>>84915980
daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz3oSYB5XB4

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>>84916158
This. I forgot his name but found it by googling banking clan guy episode 3

>>84915980
>Just when you thought fan outcry and demands for toys and games of popular female characters had been heard, Hasbro has gone and ignored them yet again.

the writer is so close to understanding. the only people screaming for strong female characters are also people that don't even buy the products they're in.

>>84915980
>young fan of SW:FA had written a letter

Yeah right, I bet my ass that it was some late twenties twatwaffle with purple hair, who got it as mandatory assignment from her bolshevik professor in exchange for credits.
No wonder that socialist swines rail so hard against the free market, it makes it harder to shovel out propaganda.

>SJW think companies attend to their whinning just because it's "current year, man"
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

>>84916188
I guess when you can't think of an adequate defense for a poorly written character, you can just call any criticism sexist.

>>84915980
Imagine your biggest problem in life being that Star Wars©: Monopoly© doesn't have a character you like. And it's such a problem that you take the time to write a hand-written letter. Holy shit

>>84916246
Oh come on, how long does it take to write a letter?

>>84916231

They used to.

It's a fucking board game and this isn't news.

Most of the people buying it aren't even going to open the box like the weird little anoraks they are.

>>84916275
I'm actually surprised people still write letters.

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>>84915980
Holy shit!

>>84916275
For a child, about 3 hours. The hard part is finding a stamp, envelope, address of company, and mailing it. That takes all day

That's nice, but I won't start enjoying this franchise again until that sow kathleen is dethroned as the head of lucasfilms and whoever replaces does not turn these movis into feminist power-fantasies

>>84916314
i'm 24, not a neet, and i don't even know how to mail things

>>84916194

In the end money talks, not feelings.

Everyone is so pathetic, both complaining and praising hasbro. Its a fucking board, jesus christ.

>>84916189
>he doesnt know Wat Tambor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM

>>84916361
no /tv/ is a board

>>84916290
No, they only do that because the marketing team says it'll be more profitable to the brand that way, if not >>84915980 this happens

>>84916275

>implying they actually wrote a physical letter and mailed that shit, especially nowadays

people are more likely to bitch on twatter especially the younger people.

>>84916361
But, anon: it's a free chance to sperg out for lulz!
>we wuz right! she dun wrecked ma star wurzz!! stoopid grill.

>>84916376
kek

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A cute tho

>>84916462
poor mans Felicity Jones

They arent going to make a new token mold, that costs money.
They arent going to suddenly sell a bunch of new games when they add in a rey token.
If you wanted current star wars monopoly, you already bought it.
There probably IS no interest in an updated version.

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>>84916376
Why are the prequels so memeable compared to the nuStarWars?

>>84916531
Simple. George Lucas said it better than anyone:
>The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike.
The new movies try extremely hard to be tough like "The Terminator". The old ones had no problem being silly and trying to look uninentionally hilarious. They took more risks and these were the results.

>>84916246
What are the odds that the child has a radfem mother who forced her to do it?

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>>84916531
>>84916588
the prequels were also original and unique in the planets, characters, story etc.

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>>84916737

>>84915980
Rey is the worst character in cinema. And daisy is a fucking retard sounding ugly ass untalented bitch.

>>84916856
I remember how excited I was for those new ships when I was 13 and Episode 3 came out. I guess times have changed and kids don't give the tiniest shit nowadays so they just copy pasted everything for episode 7.

>>84916246
Imagine giving a shit about star wars at all and making a thread laughing about some bitch not getting a monopoly piece.

>>84916856
Reusing designs would have been fine if they were in tatters and the film managed to convey the idea these were the remnants of the Empire. Instead it feels like The First Order is bigger and better than The Empire.

>>84916885
good, he'll come to despise the ideology

HAHA! Yeah! Fuck women right?!
That's what they get for ignoring me all my life
This is a win for MEN!

>>84916588
Jesus, George. I just wanted a story that made sense to the context of the universe you already created. Making something for children doesn't excuse bad writing.

>>84916588
horseshit. Empire was dark as fuck. The old movies werent kids movies, they were well written, had a good story and interesting characters. The Disney movies are terrible, but that doesnt make the prequels any less terrible.

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>>84916961

>>84915980
It's bullshit that there are only four character pieces as part of the set. Doesn't the normal set include eight? And why the fuck would they include Rey over Finn? Still, if nobody gives a shit about her, Habro's hands are tied. Let's see if anyone really want to boycott Hasbro for this.

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LMAO Kathleen Kennedy is probably losing her shit right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXREsCUyPMM

>>84916885
I'm sure that kid hates his mom.

>>84916978
you're right, they weren't kids movies until lucas saw that merch money

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>>84916885
Wow, what a bitch. Just let him play vidya, or don't.

>>84916476
Rey was much better than whatever character was played by Felicity Jones in R1.

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>>84916961
Talk about triggered. And this is literally the only argument you people ever have. This is nothing against women. It's against the shilling of terrible characters and blatant propaganda.

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>>84916961
Nah, women are alright. It's this shoe-horned modern day feminist ideology that I fucking hate. I honestly expect better from you women. You should be smarter than this.

>>84916961
>when bait so hard with so many levels of irony, you actually say something right
Actually, not really, as this isn't a win for men as such, but people who realize how unpopular Rey was.

>>84917079
This gentleman knows what's up

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>>84917069
>Rey was much better than whatever character was played by Felicity Jones in R1.
eww this taste

Anyway, it seems Disney toned down the OPness of Erso in the reshoots. Must have taken the criticisms Rey got to heart. Or one can only hope.

>>84917079
How is there any feminist ideology in TFA? Because theres a female lead? How is that feminist

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>>84916950

>it feels like The First Order is bigger and better than The Empire.

Fuckers built a superior Death Star and would show up wherever they wanted to stir up trouble, it didn't just 'felt like' they were bigger.

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>>84915980
I work in a medium-sized toy store. The Rey and Finn toys don't sell. Before the movie came out I remember our store shelves were full of them while Chewbacca, Han Solo, Kylo Ren and the space ships were all gone. We got another shipment of those and the same thing happened. Even the black kids didn't buy Finn, they wanted Kylo Ren. And girls simply don't give a shit about Star Wars toys when there are Barbie dolls etc. After the movie a couple were sold but we still had a fuckton. We eventually put them all on clearance for 40% of the original price, then 20%, still didn't sell, one day we just got rid of them all, not sure where they went. Maybe the dump.

>low key tell you that nobody cares for Rey
>REEEE THEY'RE IGNORING OUTCRIES FOR MORE FEMALES
How about find a better character that people actually care about and like then.
Oh wait no, you cant, cause nu-starwars is hot trash

>>84915980
honestly rey is just a bad protag compared to luke. fuck, finn and poe feel like actual people compared that fucking "i'm the hero" cookie cutter

>>84917258
Yah Luke was pretty shitty in Episode 4. But at least he was someone who had a lot to learn. I don't see how Rey can grow as a character, except the obvious: falling to the dark side, if they do it right.

>>84917223
LOL, I knew it. Why would black kids would buy a black version of Jar Jar Binks?

>>84917258
This. She is so skilled at literally everything she makes the other characters irrelevant. ANH, ESB, RTOJ were balanced in terms of character skills and relevance. Luke spent the entire original trilogy messing up and relying on his close friends. Rey accomplished everything he did and more in one film and with no training. She also inherited the Falcon (which should have went to Poe), got the hug Chewie should have been the recipient of, and was trusted to find Luke despite everyone looking for him for years. Luke, Han, and Leia sharing the screen one last time together was missed for this. And people actually defend it.

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Doesn't help that Mark Hamill absolutely hate where SW is heading and has been shitting on it numerous times now, even in the presence of its producers and other media. LUL

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0IR6fJlV0

>>84915980
These feminist cunts don't understand that these Monopoly will sell just as much if there isn't Rey included than if she wasn"t. Therefore they have no need to includ a figurine that isn't necessary. every figurine costs money and that's the only thing that matter to Hasbro and Disney.

>>84917144
>eww this taste
I didn't say Rey was good, just better. Jones character was completely bereft of any range. She just started at the camera, never opening her eyes beyond a certain point, and rarely ever raised her voice. The melodramatic acting on Rey's part was superior to the total lack of it for again, Jones's character, who I can't for the life of me remember.

>>84916588
>trying to look unintentionally hilarious

What did he mean by this?

>>84917655
Jyn is a shit character, and still is 100 times better than Mary Sue Rey.

>>84915980
TOP KEK

>>84917683
Exactly that, it wasn't a typo. They were serious but they tried to keep the serious tone while most likely knowing they were a bit silly. The result is something that looks like it's not trying to be silly and that created the memes.

>>84917565
>has been shitting on it numerous times
No he hasn't. He's made jokes about being disappointed he's not fighting an evil twin, and has had complaints about his lack of screen time in TFA, but that's about it. Those videos are all conveniently edited to leave out the parts where Mark praises Disney, JJ, Rian, his costars, and the new films in general.

>>84916588
>>84917683
I swear to Kek I've seen that post before. Same phrasing, in a Star Wars thread, with the same overall message. Same poster still hasn't learned the meaning of "unintentionally" and still uses it.

>>84917691
No. I at least somewhat care about what happens to Rey in the future films, and she had a more complex motive than finding her father, (which she doesn't initially care about), and then wanting to destroy the Death Star. You couldn't even show mocking pictures of Jones acting in the movie because she has that monotone, disinterested look almost throughout.

>>84916588
George Lucas also said that Star Wars is a soap opera that's really about family drama, and not spaceships. He'll say anything to make it seem like anyone who criticizes him is wrong.

>>84916189
Tah's not the Banking Clan. That's the Techno Union.

>>84917803
>Provides proof he has been shitting on it numerous times
>"Nuhu! Those videos are edited!"
>Sensiblechuckle.jpeg
I'm sorry Episode 7 wasn't as good as you think it was.

>>84916246
I like the fact that you specified "hand-written" so you didn't seem just as fucking retarded by coming here to type this. Kudos for self awareness.

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But girls were supposed to be the same as boys!

>>84917803
He has explicitly said he doesn't like the way the movies are going, not just his character, on more than one occasion.

>>84917822
Yea if I were to compare R1 and TFA I would agree with you on the Rey being better bit. R1 was so god awful all around though.

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>>84916188
>Is..uhm..is sexist

this is kind of a big deal
how could disney fuck up this bad

>>84916462
She's annoying

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>>84916531
Prequels were much better than people give the films credit for since they're blinded by OT nostalgia The characters were delved into deeper than OT. They weren't just stereotypes{the rogue,hermit, badass firl, the viewer insert. It felt like there was real weight behind them. The fight choreography was vastly improved over the OT. Seriously watch any of the OT fights and they're just standing or just floundering around looking like retards.
The prequels created a beautiful world, had beautiful shots and were full of originality and imagination. It was a universe full of creatures of all shapes and sizes.
Every shot makes the trilogy feel like some psychedelic R.A Lafferty epic and in better moments reminds one of a greek tragedy.
The only thing that really changed between the OT and the prequels besides the huge improvements in artistic values is the switch from matte paintings to green screen. CGI that let george do things he couldn't in the OT and he was always looking forward to the future instead of using the same tired old techniques. We got worlds and creatures that would never have been possible in OT's time. Fantasy is to set off your imagination and no other films did that better than the star wars prequels in the last twenty years.


The only people that hate the prequels are RLM fanboys or people that got on the hate bandwagon because it's so hip and cool nowadays.
Nostalgia wankers beating their dicks over episode vii because it just recycled the OT.

>>84916961
>Fuck women right?

No, not women, just socialist swines that hide behind the pretense of fighting for women aka feminists.

>>84917892
>>84917990
You can quote anything out of context to make any kind of point. I'm not invested in what he thinks about the movies, I've just seen enough of those interviews to know that all of those "Mark Hamill Hates Disney" quotes are bullshit. Don't take my word for it, watch the original videos and see that he's actually very positive about the new movies.

For example, he doesn't say "I hate these movies," he'll say something like "I was skeptical when I heard Disney bought the franchise, but they did a great job." Or, "I didn't think the movie would be good, but everyone knocked it out of the park." Or "I told Rian Johnson I disagreed with everything he was doing, but I was wrong, he made a great a movie." The only things he's actually been negative about are his lack of screentime and the ending of TFA. You can say I'm a shill and post more cleerly edited videos all you want, but it won't change what Mark has actually said. Again, look up the original interviews yourself.

>>84917199
high ground memes aside, he could literally just cause an avalanche on top of the shits

>>84915980

Huh that's weird. I don't understand this. I mean, Rey is probably the best character without a personality ever

>>84916885
>Halo is okay for a 12-year-old but not GTA
That kid has a retarded mum.

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>>84916388
Someone obviously didn't read the entire 14 page article. fucking loser

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>>84918431
>we are equal, all of us
What a fucking brainlet

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>>84918431
that sentence in red

>>84918431
someone is doing a horrible job of raising that kid.

>>84917223
T. Things that never happened

I mean I don't even deny the toys don't sell, but the idea that a 4chan neckbeard has a job is hilarious

>>84915980
>fan outcry

A couple of landwhales moaning in twitter/tumblr doesn't equate to a fanbase.

>>84918431
>eight year old
>already has fully developed lazy writing

Can libtards stop being utter cringe monkeys for five minutes. I know that US colleges produce people with the mental capacity of eight years old, but can you at least stop pretending that you actually are one.

Does someone has that pic of dozens of libtards tweeting about their 8 years old children and their complex thoughts on the US election cycle?

>>84916961
i bet you use pickup lines that brag about how much you defend women on 4chan

>>84915980
wtf i'm a ponyfag now

>>84918431
no fucking kid talks or writes like that

>>84918431
Her cuck parents were probably standing over and coaching the whole time

>>84918703
There were lots of pics with shelves full of Finn toys and nothing else when TFA came out.

>>84918703
Even some of the losers on /r9k/ have a job. Don't be retarded.

>>84918179
>The only people that hate the prequels are RLM fanboys or people that got on the hate bandwagon because it's so hip and cool nowadays.

This. I blame those shitty hacks for most of the hate the prequels get. Before their memetastic "reviews" people were disappointed with Phantom Menace but didn't hate on 2-3 all that much. It's even worse Plinkett is now shilling Episode 7, a legit bad movie.

>>84918237
False. I've watched his interviews and he is very much throwing shade at the movies and Disney. You should probably watch them again before making these unsupported claims.

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>>84918431
>implying an 8 year old wrote that

Some nu-male or hamplanet probably wrote that shit pretending to have a kid, expecting everyone to believe that just because it's written in color markers. Leftists get dumber every fucking day.

>>84916856
nu-X-Wings are fucking GAY

>>84918990
not to be "buh buh both sides are bad!!" but I see this shit from both liberal and conservative parents (especially religious parents claiming their kids "schooled' non-believers with only the wisdom and innocence a child can convey) why do they fucking do this???? Do they forget that literally everyone has been a child before and know they don't fucking work like that?

>>84918431
>Boy or girl, who cares?
This 'kid' should follow her own advice

>>84918431
The fact that she put her age on it is super suspicious. I bet the parent wrote it after their kid mentioned the game not having Rey for 5 seconds before forgetting about it. If they even have a kid at all that is

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And here's the truth..

>>84919273
>And here's the truth
>Doesn't post source
>Only a white image with some text on it
Wew, totally believable.

>>84916341
Oh fuck off, I can't stand it when people push agendas either but this is star wars for christ sake. This is one of the only times a strong female character is actually believable, especially if she's a force user with literal magic powers. And don't give me any bullshit about star wars not already being full of important female characters because it most definitely is. Rey was just another one in a long line of star wars Mary sues.

>>84919337
https://people.com/movies/rey-token-star-wars-monopoly-game/amp/

>>84916588
STAR WARS FANS UTTERLY BTFO BY THE MAN WHO FUCKING WROTE IT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How will man children ever recover?

>>84919435
>the truth is what I hope it is
k thx

>>84919431
>This is one of the only times a strong female character is actually believable
no it isn't

>>84918833
>>84918179
It's astonishing how people are now trying to retcon I, II, and III into anything other than utter trash, which they always were and were always recognized as. I'd say Phantom Menace actually ends up being easily the best, once you swallow the initial disappointment.

>>84916462
I agree

>>84919431
>This is one of the only times a strong female character is actually believable
Actually, I'm having a hard time remembering a movie in which it's done worse.

>>84919485
>insufficient interest means Rey and not a fucking Star Wars monopoly game in general

Ughhhhh...

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>>84919431
>This is one of the only times a strong female character is actually believable

>>84916885
Good idea, mom. Surely that boy has now learned his lesson and has become a feminist.

>>84918179
>>84918833

Oh fuck off, both of you. The prequels are garbage that meandered too much. NuWars being mediocre doesn't suddenly make them good. You're acting absolutely no different from those OT nostalgiatards. I swear, PTfags are the Snyderfags of the Starwars community.

>>84916531
Because memes are usually things you laugh at, not with. NuWars tries to be like Marvel in how self aware they are. Its why memes for them don't last, because they are too deliberate. Things like Baneposting and "high ground" are basically unaware of their innate silliness, so its easier to contort and distort what should've been otherwise dramatic moments.

>>84918431
An 8 year old did not write this. Her 40 year old mother who does nothing but virtue signal on Facebook all day did.

>>84918431
this is a grownup trying to scribble like a child

t.elementary school teacher

>>84919431
Except, you know, said Force users have earned their powers through strife and struggles. You don't just "get" Force powers all of a sudden. You're born with it and then you have to train, practice, and mold it over the course of two decades or more.

But not Rey, no she could use powers only seasoned Jedi Knights or extremely trained Padawans can without any prior training.

It's bull-fucking-shit. She's a poor character and a mary sue.

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>>84919946
>NuWars tries to be like Marvel
Good point. One thing they do that you should never do is have characters make a joke of your villain in the way marvel does. Theres a way to do it, just not this way.

>>84915980
Well, she isn't interesting, barely even a character.

>>84917691
>>84917655
neither character was good. saying that one was better is like saying polio is better than AIDS.

Rey was massively overacted and Jyn Erso (R1, Jones) massively underacted. it gave you the impression that Daisy couldn't act and that Jones was a robot. Both damaged the credibility of the character, they ruined the suspension of disbelief that you could see them being real people in a galaxy far far away...

Luke doesn't always know what to do in the sequel trilogy, and at times is impulsive and emotional, but it's not "always" like Rey and "never" like Jyn. if anything, R1 and Ep 7 are arguments sexism in cinema or unfair standards for women: the characters are both boring for reasons that have nothing to do with their gender. if the characters were male, Rey would still be an overacted mary sue and Jyn would still be a robot devoid of emotion. fuck, it was more sad when K2SO went down vs. Jyn.

Jyn is dead (until disney wants to retcon it), rey is alive. rey is an equally fuckboring character. nothing rey did is earned, which makes it feel cheap, which makes it feel unsatisfying. yes, it sucks to be in a shit situation e.g. poor ophan scavenger. she lets balldroid return with her for no real reason, but it's not organic. there's no reason to let balldroid return with her unless she either
>knows what he knows and the importance of that (zero indication)
>is going to sell him to provide for herself

she rejects selling him. the "new extended universe" tries to explain this that she saved him from some space worm to create an emotional connection (They were both pursued and Rey saves balldroid) but its utterly missing from the movie and thus worthless as an explanation for the audience. THERE IS NO GOOD REASON THAT REY WOULDN'T SELL BB8. there is no emotional attachment, a scene where BB8 establishes his importance beyond being a droid or rey being shown to care beyond saying "you can follow me"

>>84919946
>
Oh fuck off, both of you. The prequels are garbage that meandered too much. NuWars being mediocre doesn't suddenly make them good. You're acting absolutely no different from those OT nostalgiatards. I swear, PTfags are the Snyderfags of the Starwars community.

No, that would be NuWars fags.

>>84915980
HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

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>>84916231

Do you think Hasbro lied because they didn't need a PR disaster so close to Christmas or they hoped they would forget?

>>84915980
she isn't "ugly" in the defined sense of the word, but she always looks so smug and retarded, in addition to being a mediocre actress. a young angelina jolie could have carried this abortion of a script even. the puerile plot might have been palpable had they casted a competent, attractive actress.

Fuck yes. This made my week. Feels good to finally win one for once.

>>84920423
*palatable

>>84919431
We are talking about Mary Rey Sue, not Ashoka tano, Ayyla Secura or Shakti.

The first one is a feminist power fantasy the rest no.

>>84920299
There's a fundamental difference between Nu-Wars and the Prequels. George Lucas made the movies he wanted to do, and wrote a new story. The Nu-Wars is corporate shlock with zero artistic value or redeeming quality. There's not even a writer, it's a Frankenstein creature made of old pieces patched together by a comittee of talentless morons.

>>84916961
>retards falling for obvious bait.
i hope all of you die from fucking cancer, obnoxious cancerous pieces of shit.

>>84918431
Nope. This was written by a greasy legbeard.

>>84920490
>shlock
that's right jay

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>>84920357
> fresh, new, exciting ideas
wew

>>84920259 here
so then the stormtroopers are there and fire because stormtroopers are evil and rey runs because who the fuck wants to get shot. BB8 identifies finn as a thief because muh jacket which makes sense for BB8 but Rey's reaction is overacted, there's no reason to show why she would care about bb8s reaction whatsoever. they then run off and she finds the millennium falcon (OH WOW THAT JUST HAPPENED TO BE HERE). they then write some EU shit in a book about her lifting a freighter before as a scavenger to justify her being an amazing pilot despite never having flown the millenium falcon before. Yeah... okay.

han solo and chewie happen to cameo^^^^^^ I mean show up to retrieve their ship and they go off to fantasy green planet to remind the world that she grew up on a desert (poor Rey like this if you cri evertim) and green is cool. (in a less shitposty regard, you hear luke talk about his aspirations and being disappointed and looking wistfully at the galaxy (e.g. two suns of tatooine) BEFORE the empire fucks his routine up, you see him wanting more with his life [a feeling many people could sympathize with]. then surprise, we get dumped that it's luke's daughter on his lap. other than the idea that the force made her an amazing pilot there's no real indication that we should have expected this, and no buildup of skills or failure (e.g. luke getting zapped by the training droid while practicing ineptly with a lightsaber in a new hope).

she gets captured and then automatically can jedi mind trick someone? when obi wan does it in a new hope, it's supposed to show his connection to the force, but we're zero-to-hero in plot convenience fashion. in a similar fashion, she's just mad because finn got injured and she's a lightsaber master going against a sith training for years? fucking please. and now all of the sudden she cares about following the map?

>>84917079
>>84918215
All women are feminists.

>>84916189

>uh what should we do for this alien
>idk fuck it slap some tin foil on a green human tooth

>>84916090

What about the Nimoydians running the trade federation

>>84916188
>the mary sue thing in itself
>is uhm
>is sexist
>because it's a name of a woman
? ? ?

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>>84916155

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>>84916961

>There's no way I'm not getting laid for making this post! This is a win for ME!

>>84918431
what 8 year old has already developed a habit of crossing her q's.

this letter is bullshit and clearly written by a parent.

>>84916188
> I think she's incredibly vunerable

How does she end that?

>>84915980
>crisis control

Sure thing.

>>84920599
>she gets captured and then automatically can jedi mind trick someone
She reversed Kylo Ren's mind reading abilities on him and learned how to use the force. Not saying it's good, though that's the official explanation.

>>84916856
God I fucking hate Red Letter Media's take on Rogue One. A movie set in OT and their entire shtick was "HEY LOOK THINGS LOOK THE SAME! HAHA WE'RE SO SMART AND QUIRKY BECAUSE WE'RE CALLING OUT FANSERVICE". No shit you fucking morons it's literally in that timeline where X-Wings and TIE fighters were actually fucking relevant.

But TFA which was basically "Hey remember Star Wars! Let's just rip off A New Hope and reuse designs!" the movie gets a pass. And praise. Then again he spent like 20 minutes of his review complaining how Ray didn't get BLACKED so no wonder he's retarded.

>>84916188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE4nxpS_qFs
how much more likeable is Natalie Portman?

>star wars monopoly

>>84920818
It's a big fucking deal, alright?

>>84920599 here
the commercial footage made you originally think that Finn might be the jedi, especially because of the lightsaber shot. that would have been more interesting than rey, because while finn might not be a perfect character, he has a character. rey feels like a facial/emotional simulation and jyn feels like a robot.

>Luke: Raised by his aunt and uncle making a meager living moisture farming. Growing up he feels trapped by growing up on a world in the outer rim and looks wistfully towards the sky. He is shown to have typical teenage tendencies (lamenting when he cannot go out with his parents), to be a generally nice guy (picks up droids for practical work purposes, but then cleans them and treats them appropriately/with kindness), and to aspire for something more.
>Finn: If we ignore the backstory we aren't told from the film itself, we see a guy in uniform go and witness a massacre, and have doubts in front of a cold as fuck superior. These doubts lead him to act emotionally and break out a prisoner, getting shot down in the process. He mourns his quick friend's (assumed) loss, takes his jacket, and wanders off for civilization. Life does not come easy, and he just knows he's not okay with what he's seen.
>Rey: She scavenges. She finds a droid. She lets it follow her home for no reason (emotional or practical). She refuses to sell it for no reason too. She runs away from people shooting at her for the only reason that makes sense - self preservation, no matter whether or not you are a decent person

>>84916155
>Rey will never force feed you her hot smelly shit down your throat as she force chokes your balls.

Why live?

>>84920674
>selling his franchise and donating billions to charity
is this guy retarded?

>>84920357
>OOGA BOOGA, YAAAAS QUEEN SLAY
>Fresh, new, or interesting

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>84920778
Yeah. That bothered me. The borrowing actually made sense in Rogue One. With TFA they literally reset the universe back to ANH and wrote themselves into a corner. Abrams takes credit for "saving" SW and jumps ship, leaving the mess for others to figure out.

>>84916155
She's actually pretty cute when she's swole, her giant head looks more feminine with a wide neck and shoulders.

>>84920259
Dude, what the fuck? Was this necessary? Attacking Rey's character and comparing her to Luke as being so much better has been done to death. Everybody has already settled their opinions on the matter. My point is that however mediocre was Rey, I still care about what happens to her, she's a more interesting character, and I think she was acted better compared to Jyn.

>>84920963
>tax evading
He's smart

>>84918431
>(Age 8)

adult women are fucking pathetic.

>>84921077
you dont tax evade by donating to charity. you tax evade by having your money in switzerland.

>>84921121
How old are you?

>>84920923
Okay, so what drives us to leave home planet?

>Luke: He finds a message hidden on a droid about a beautiful princess who needs rescue and a mystical old man who can save her. Heroism, hormones, or the combination of the two (both really) lead him on a quest to save the beautiful girl. Goes home to find out evil empire has kill Uncle & Aunt looking for the robots. Realizing the empire isn't all it's cracked up to be, he looks to follow wise old man off planet. Wise old man negotiates with experienced smuggler/pilot (Solo) who takes a deal for a shitload of money (with much less up front) because he's desperate to pay off Jabba. (Note all of these characters have real motivations).

>Finn: After finding town and having balldroid get mad over stolen jacket, Rey is the only person around who wants to avoid getting shot, so he runs and runs because he doesn't know what the fuck is going on and wants to escape his comrades.

>Rey: Wants to survive. Miracle spaceship pilot HOOOOOOOO

>>84921048
Rey is a far less interesting character than basically anybody else in the Force Awakens too, and as a protag she will be compared to other protagonists within her series. And I disagree that Daisy portrayed Rey any better other than the fact that Daisy realized that real human beings have emotions and tried to portray them. Her character is boring as hell. You could make the opposite argument that Jyn was "hardened" and showed her emotion through her actions, but it's equally unavailing. They both suck.

>>84918179
Pretty much this. What's odd is that Rogue One barely gets spoken about that much compared to The Force Awakens, and the fans are generally quiet. Whereas The Force Awaken fans are still buttblasted and attack the prequels constantly to cover up the flaws from their favourite film.

>>84918431
>and without her, the bad guys would have won!

I dunno about that, Finn probably could've kangs'd it around or something.

>>84916462
chocolate cyst

>>84920357
Comics are too stigmatized for women to get into. Video games are doing the same thing by forcing black women into every game. Black women are 7% of the population and >1% of gamers.

Knowing Hasbro that's purely because they're cheap beyond all reason and don't want to devote the relative pennies it would cost to add a Rey minifig to their injection molds now that there's a clear interest in having her.

99% of all Hasbro PR should be interpreted as "we aint gonna cuz that costs money"

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>>84916462

>>84915980
artificially manufactured controversy

>>84921161
>You could make the opposite argument that Jyn was "hardened" and showed her emotion through her actions,
Okay, but when it actually came time to emote, she was incapable of doing so. If you switched the two characters and their backstories between the two movies, I have little doubt people would have little interested in what happened to Jyn after TFA, and they would think Rey died before her character was properly fleshed out.

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>>84920614

>>84921147
old enough to know that the commision for "cleaning" your money in one of the international banks is 10%

>>84921161
>that long and forced description of ANH Luke's cheesy acting and overall motivations
He was by far the worst part of ANH but a girl made me feel insecure so I better worship a genuinely broing character.

>>84921077
How the fuck are you evading tax by donating it to charity? That's technically true in a sense, but you can no longer personally consume it latter. I guess that's that Bill Gates is doing too, right?

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>>84921292

>>84920606
only if you listen to /r9k/

>>84917191

It's because her character has no written flaws. She's just a lonely orphan girl that can use the Force effectively like a Jedi knight despite receiving no training. Luke had to train with the greatest, and last living Jedi on his deathbed in order to learn even a fraction of what Yoda had to teach. Luke still got his ass kicked by Sheev, and only survived because Vader sacrificed himself. Admittedly, and obviously, Palpatine was much more powerful than Rilo Kiley. Granted that, how does Rey manage to out-Force someone who has been training in that discipline his entire life? TFA doesn't address that at all. This will almost certainly be "explained" in future movies that she was a student of Luke and was given amnesia for protection or something like that.

>>84918431
It tries to do really stereotypical childish things like,
>the bad guys
>putting her age, which I've seen my little brother do on his craft
...but I mean no self-respecting fan of Star Wars who cares enough about a monopoly game would call them that.

Also, it undercuts trying to sound like a child by then going on with,
>"the force awakens in her"
>starting the letter with a complaint, which no child would do since they assume everyone is slow like them, and that they need to reset the context, ie, "Hello my name is Bethany and I really like Star Wars, etc..."
>"boys and girls matter"
This is really gross attempt at disguising something as having come from a child. Anyone with a kid will be able to tell you this.

>>84921161 here
and on journey to find out what's going on/get immersed in the action:

>Luke: Farm boy in space, lost among the smuggler, the wise old man and an adventure. Wise old man starts to tell him to feel with the mystical force. Tries and struggles with training droid on ship. Doesn't have the self confidence. Circumstances force his hand when the Death Star tractor beams the falcon in

>Finn: Admits to BB8 he is not really part of the resistance but knows that he doesn't trust or believe in what the First Order is doing. Has a real motivation after witnessing the horror of what he saw. Feels like a real human being who you could empathize with.

>Rey: Oh I guess I'll just follow along since I don't want to get shot. I could just flush the droid out the airlock and I'm of no interest to the empire, but whatever.

Luke has motive to survive the trip on the death star AND save the princess. Up until Poe & Rey get off the station with Han, their motivations are equal (not get killed by the people after Han).

>getting incentive to keep going among the struggle
Luke: Finds the princess and wants to be the hero/bone her, so he musters the courage to keep going despite the stormtroopers chasing him and prior doubts aboard the Falcon.

Finn: Gets to green planet and has second doubts about the reach of the first order. Humanly admits that he thinks the first order is too powerful and wants to run. Realize that the first order is committing a genocide and wants to oppose it.

Rey: Gets to green planet and basically gets told her motivations are wrong and she wants to find daddy. Picks up lightsaber and rejects her forced destiny. Tries to avoid capture because she doesn't want injury or death. Gets captured. Escapes because she doesn't want to die.

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>>84920606
52% of white women voted for Trump.

>>84921463
If you support women voting, you're a feminist.

>>84921614
Yes. Old and decrepit ladies. Look at millennial vote. That is to say, your future.

>>84921671
>Look at millennial vote. That is to say, your future.
Okay. Pretty sure the youth has almost always been leftist, yet here we are. With age comes experience, wisdom, as well as assets they would rather not see taxed, and the ability to save.

>>84921371
>He was by far the worst part of ANH but a girl made me feel insecure so I better worship a genuinely broing character.
Luke is a far more interesting character than Rey. He's down to earth and relatable. Rey is inexcusably good at everything (to point of making her successes feel cheap and killing the tension), arrogant, and dull. She has no real weaknesses and everyone is inexplicably obsessed with her. Inb4 "you'll always be a virgin/girls make you uncomfortable/oh the sexism."

>>84921584 here
and finally heroism

>Luke: Saved the princess and got to Yavin. Shown to have a mechanical knack already. Told they're a scrappy resistance and they need pilots or death star will asplode the planet killing everyone. Luke has human incentive to oppose the people that killed his aunt/uncle, blew up alderaan, and want to blow up him/rebellion

>Finn: Has observed the horrors of the first order with death star plus (killing multiple planets edition) and poe is alive. musters the courage to go to the starkiller to try to oppose the misdeeds he refused to take part in.

>rey: happens to be there because they interrogated her there

and then the turn:

>Luke watches as fellow pilots get picked off including people he knows, ultimately goes down the trench himself. trusts the computer until the wiser, much more experienced old man tells him to trust his instincts. it feels more earned with luke's progression on experience overall.

>Finn: Knew about the weapon (the reason for him knowing about the base schematics is exceedingly weak, but even the death star had to have janitors) and goes to oppose the evil he couldn't continue to stand with. Sees Han get killed and sands up to protect Rey. Fails miserably as he is not a force sensitive individual and Kylo has YEARS of training.

>Rey: Picks up lightsaber and kicks Kylo's ass until the ground divides between them literally ending the battle despite no experience with a lightsaber. Decides that she needs to actually meet Daddy now.

>>84921371
2/10 apply yourself

>>84921809
>With age comes experience, wisdom
And with the passage of time and white women in the workforce there's less and less white babies born.

So good luck with your brown left-wing shithole in the 2050.

>>84921897
>And with the passage of time and white women in the workforce there's less and less white babies born.
Well, this is a much bigger problem, of course.
>So good luck with your brown left-wing shithole in the 2050.
Thanks.

>>84921897
If the white race is gone, the chinks will inherit the earth. Living under "white privilege" will be heaven compared to those guys as masters.

>>84921671
>your future
You do realize the left wing youth grow up to become right wing adults right? With age and life experience, you tend to become more right wing.

The fucking hippies of the 60s became the evil right wing people they hated. Same way with every generation no matter how much the left wing DOMINATED media tells you.

>>84920614

And still better than anything from The Force Awakens.

>>84922024
>You do realize the left wing youth grow up to become right wing adults right? With age and life experience, you tend to become more right wing.
I already addressed that >>84921897

If 5 out of 10 SJWs get redpilled and shit out a single child each they still won't compare to Juan Martinez and his 50 bastards voting for the left.

>>84918431
No guys this is definitely real and not influenced by adults, you don't remember writing letters to board game companies as a kid?

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>>84915980

>>84916155
I lose my sides whenever I see these goddamn images. God what a terrible actress.

>>84921289
Well obviously, if everyone was behind this third wave feminist movement then companies would be pandering left and right. Hasbro is actually being sensible and saying, there aren't enough of you who would spend the money so fuck off

>>84921897
alt-right goofies get out

>>84922182
Totally agreed.

They had an exercise where we wrote business letters to companies in fourth grade (age 8-9) when I was a kid. They didn't dictate company or direction.

I wrote to M&M Mars and got a short pamphlet on their history, a few stickers, and a couple coupons for free/discounted candy (bag of M&Ms like you'd get by the register and coupons with discount for some other candy).

Nobody is writing for board game companies for feminism at age 8. My letter was basically

>Hi MM Mars, My name is [name] and I like M&Ms and my favorite color is blue and I like how they dont melt in your hand

Not some alternating color by sentence with alternating case sensitivity bullshit to a board game company.

My classmates basically wrote to the same. Some wrote to the networks of cartoons they liked, others ice cream or candy, but nobody was outraged over board game pieces.

>>84916961
excuse me sir, do you know how MAD you were just going?

>>84922024
This lol. The generation of free love and peace are the ones that voted for trump. You think their children will be any different? Age and experience are the ultimate red pills

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>>84923028
They will be bitter when they see their country and culture in ruins but there won't be enough of them to make a difference.

>>84916157
Nice. Can I save this?

>>84923101
What are happening in those random dark blue spots in the middle of the red, is it native americans or some shit?

>>84917890
Tell that to Kanji Klub

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>>84920650
>It that legal?

>>84916951
Or he'll be indoctrinated into believing the nonsense. Young sons raised by radfems often don't turn out alright.

>>84920791
>I'm just monotonously reading what George told me to say.

>>84918701

Yeah and I bet you know how to raise a child "right"

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WE

>awesome looking stormtroopers and darth vader
>various droids
>some ugly five head dyke in rags and with a staff
LMAO GEE I WONDER WHY KIDS DONT LIKE HER

>>84923751
>white supremacist (human)
what did they mean by this

>>84915980
Fuck that bitch. Total mary sue and she can't even act.

>>84923241
>is it native americans or some shit
Native fag here, there aren't enough of us in (most) of those areas to dip the birth rate so dramatically. I couldn't tell you what it is though, maybe the minorities in larger cities?

>>84920669
realer than real life

>>84915980
Rey is fucking boring. It's not even that she is a woman she is just fucking dull. Princess Leia was a girl and incredibly popular because she was interesting.

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How come the title character of the most popular film of all time has no fans?

>>84924156
>the most popular film of all time has no fans?
>episode 7

>>84915980
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL MY DAUGHTER

>>84916188
>it's uhm it's sexist because its, a name of a woman
What did she mean by this?

>>84918431
Pathetic.

>>84918431

I would bet everything i own that wasnt written by an 8 year old

>>84916189
Best known for episode 2, friend

>>84916361
It's pathetic to find it funny that nobody likes a shitty character and that hasbro doesn't give a fuck about putting in an unpopular character just for brownie points?

>>84920650
What about the Toydarians?

>>84918833
You're kidding. They were hated immediately follow Episode 1. RLM did nothing.

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>>84915980
Yeah fuck Rey.
Jyn in Monopoly when?

>>84915980
why are people mad when hasbro and retailers made the objectively correct decision

>>84916856
Tie Fighter and X-wing got BLACKED

>>84918431
That girl is 16 years younger than me and has better handwriting, how amazing. I bet there is no possible way (especially since she made sure to tell everyone she was age 8) that her mother or sister wrote it, because no one would possibly take advantage of their 8 year old child for SJW shit on the internet.

>>84918431
>we're equal who cares
>GIRLS MATTER
Fuck off

>>84918431
someone at hasbro should troll this cuntstain HARD by writing a similar letter outlining why an unpopular character didn't make it.

sign it Has Bro (Age 7)

>>84916462
>Crescent earring

QURANED

>>84920778

And Rogue One despite being set in the same space year as ANH actually DID have news designs. U-Wings are cool.

>>84918833
The only thing I hate more than the prequels is sand

>>84916885
>she wouldn't let him play it until he wrote and essay about its misogynistic undertones

but how would he reliable write an essay without experiencing the content

>>84918431
An 8 year old did not write this. I bet her mother wrote this, there was a lot of these fakes letters of outcry when Trump won, and coincidentally, almost all of them were 7 or 8 year old girls.

Shouldn't have made her a Mary Sue. If she was interesting and in danger like Leia maybe people would care

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>>84918431
Is everyone a fucking idiot in this entire thread?
It doesn't say Age 8.
It says;
>Annie Rose Cage 8)

>>84924000
Nonwhites aren't human

>>84920472
uhhh, sweety, those don't exist, and they don't matter. Only Rey matters

>>84915980
They truly are a bro. (ba tum ts)

>>84924000
I ask myself that everytime I see this quote again.

>>84922318
Let me see you act.

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>>84925785
thanks for the laugh anon

>>84916462
She reminds me of a xenomorph

>>84919337
is this seriously considered a good argument? i can only imagine you to be an sjw cause any actual antifeminist would easily distinguish what is fake from reality without needing a link. it's sad to me you tourists always have to be on here

>>84919484
it's actually making fun of liberals who take it too seriously. most nerds are manchildren feminists.

also please tell me how slave leia is for kids?

>>84920578
And all of them bombed. Everyone of them. And now no one wants maRey sue!

>>84917803
>That part where Daisy's character, what's her name again?
Really sounds like Hamill is invested in this new series.

>>84923751

Are the human looking characters in Star Wars actually supposed to be human? I don't know anything about the franchise beyond watching the movies so I just assumed they're essentially aliens that happen to look like humans for the sake of ease, since it's all supposed to have happened in another galaxy a long time ago.

5>4>6>3>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2>7

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>>84921431
>>84921292
CUTE

>>84916189
That's Wat Tambor, he was a male Skakoan who was the foreman of the Techno Union and an executive of Baktoid Armor Workshop. During the Separatist Crisis, he pledged the Techno Union's resources to the Confederacy of Independent Systems, earning himself a seat on the Separatist Council during the Clone Wars. In the conflict's early stages, Tambor was appointed emir of Ryloth and supervised its occupation by the Separatist, which was fiercely resisted by local Twi'lek freedom fighters led by Cham Syndulla. After defying orders to abandon Ryloth when the tide of battle turned against the Separatist, Tambor was left behind and captured by the Galactic Republic. He was briefly imprisoned on Coruscant before being liberated later in the conflict.

he was a good friend

>>84920778

Yep

It's like complaining that something set during WW2 has Shermans and Tigers.

And they don't care about TFA having copy and pasted X-Wings and TIEs when it's generations later.

RLM are hacks.

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>>84916155

>>84923741
Well that child is only 8 and is already inundated with feminist brainwashing.

>>84916588
>kids movie

Luke's uncle and aunt killed
Home burned down
Mentor gets his fucking head chopped off

>>84926304
Oof

>>84918424
Halo is cartoony and unrealistic gta is incredibly more inappropriate by comparison though I do think 12 is an acceptable age to play so long as the kid isn't retarded

>>84926760
>>84916978
>star w-wars isn't for kids
>i-it's dark
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>84923241
Cities, anon. Those are cities aka diversity melting pots aka black holes aka the interracial breeding grounds.

>>84920712
>The Mary Sue thing in itself is sexist because it’s the name of a woman. Everyone was saying that Luke had the exact same [capabilities]. I think Rey is incredibly vulnerable, and nothing she’s doing is for the greater good. She’s just doing what she thinks is the right thing. And she doesn’t want to do some of it, but she feels compelled to do it. So for me, I was just confused.

>>84915980
too pure to be in a shitfest like monopoly
UNJEWED

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>>84922318
What? You weren't riveted by her hollering about QUADJUMPAHs?

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>>84916188
How does someone actually think this way? I mean I get she's too stupid to realize it, and has to defend her character since she's what Disney is banking on...but fuck off bitch.

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>>84916961
I love how the only responses you people have are personal insults and passive aggressiveness. Also, daily reminder that white knighting for women won't get you laid.

>>84920791
wtf I love Natalie now?

>>84926760
It's just as "dark" as most fairy tales. Pirates of the Caribbean is darker and it's still aimed at kids and pre-teens.

>>84915980
>>84927177
DAMN large teeth for cracking shell fish LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?

>>84916090
Don't forget Nute Gunray.

>>84928021
Is it legal?

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>>84928070
I will make it legal.

i liked rey but i wish she would have struggled more in TFA. i like it when characters get the shit kicked out of them, like indiana jones in raiders of the lost ark.

>>84928159
That's exactly why I didn't like her character though.

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>>84916188

>>84916157

fucker every starwars movie is a mary sue.

>>84926322
I fucking grin that someone got paid to made that stupid shit up. I hope that guy got his rent payed or something for doing such a stupid lame shit job. He deserves it.

>>84928273
I take it you've never actually seen any Star Wars movies?
or even read the thread

>>84928273
Watch A New Hope. I know girls don't like Star Wars but still.

>>84915980
Fugg :(
Rey was my wife's sons favorite character
She's gonna be heartbroken now

>>84916188
>mary sue is sexist because it's a name of a woman

what

>>84916961
are you alright mate? would you like someone to escort you to a safe place? maybe that site with the upvotes where only the retards with the politically correct le funny post are the ones people can read?

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>"Hurr Rey isn't a Mary Sue, Luke had the same thing" Daisy

Luke was a good pilot, because he had experience. Ray could outfly Han for some reason even though she'd never flown a spaceship before or left the planet.

She was super competent with her staff, and could take on multiple larger males while Luke got knocked out by one sand person.

Lukes pinnacle of force powers in New Hope was helping him aim at the end to make a shot he had done previous on wamp rats.

Rey could mind control, read minds, use a lightsabre better then Kylo Ren and force pull better then him too.


Sure maybe it's going to be revealed in the next movie she was a previous student of Lukes who became a Knight of Ren and then had a memory wipe which is fine as long as they have a non bullshit reason why that happened, but I doubt it.

I assume we'll get the same answer as too how Lukes lightsabre was found "It's a story for another time"

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>This whole tread

>>84919484
>calling people manchildren while posting on a Manchu interpretive dance imageboard

Wew lad

>>84928517
Luke was pretty fucking awful at almost everything, even after his """training""" with Yoda. I can't believe people would try to make that argument.

>>84920778
>redditlettermedia

>>84916961
>being this triggered

>>84928580
>waaa waaaa everything is the mean ol' alt right!

>>84928580
>/tv/ Liberal Pussies crying about "/pol/'

>>84917474
Tbf she never blew up Starkiller

I mean... It doesn't really matter if Rey is a good character or not, does it? She's absolutely without a doubt the main character of the movie, so to leave her out of the board game is pretty fucking weird.

>>84928827
the board game was the whole series. Not just the new movie.

>>84928580
You know, I would agree with you in most any other context, but this is just plain stupid.

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SHE'S SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER AND HER TOYS SELL REALLY WELL

new HHAHAHAHAHAH general this one is about to reach bump limit >>84929074

Some monopoly versions have "token packs" now where you can get more pieces. Hasjew should just do that and everyone will be happy and they'll make money.

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>>84929085
How long can they keep up this charade?

>>84928957
So why would Kylo Ren and Finn take precedence over the main character in their movie? Because they're in it.

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>>84920578
Oh my god, what is this from?

>>84929231
Because she is a boring character and nobody (not even the girls) like her proven by >>84929085

>>84929169
Probably until the sequel trilogy ends.

>sexist /tv/ taking pleasure in laughing at some young girl's dreams

Hmm. Wonder how badly you were all hurt by women.

>>84923741
You don't need a pilot's license to know something went wrong when a plane crashes

>>84929426
>implying /tv/ doesn't laugh at anyone's dreams no matter the gender.

>>84918787
Glad I'm not the only one who thought it seemed fake

>>84929482
My two kids at this age write much better. This is something that wouldn't cross their minds at all either. It was likely coached or at faked by an adult/parent.

>>84920578
No way that top strip is real. Jesus Christ, who the fuck thinks that is a good thing to put into a fucking comic book?

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>>84928580
>>84928749