>this is the Norse god of death What were they thinking, /tv/?

>>84915537
I bet her queefs smell like jasmine.

>>84915537
>pretending that marvel's asgardians have anything to do with actual norse mythology
Let's not

>>84915564
More like blue jasmine

she looks more like a semen demon than a goddess

>>84915579
Agreed.

>>84915537
she can be my end anytime

>>84915564
Youre mom's smell like rosemary

>>84915537
>we need a woman villain
>who's available that nerds already know and pretend is attractive
>no no, we already used Gwyneth paltrow, who's the other one

Literally "oh yeah, that happened" tier and the movie isn't even out yet.

>>84915579
that's no excuse for bad costume and makeup design

They knew trump was going to win so they made her a gross woman to represent clinton
Unlike DC that brownwashed 2 aryan characters because they thought clinton would win

>>84915537
All that makeup does is highlight how big her nose is.

>>84915718
If the movie flops it literally derails every in-production-or-preplanning MCU movie.

>>84915537
>implying you wouldnt

>>84915741
Whats so bad about it?
Should they tack on random skulls to drive home the fact that she is the good of death?

>>84915537
God of death metal, perhaps

>>84915899
The thing I heard is that this character is going to be the stand-in for Death in the whole Thanos plotline.

>>84916354
well Marvel's Death has 2 looks, plain gal in a hooded cloak, or skeleton in a hooded cloak not much for costume or design needed there

>>84915537
Death has to be a qt so Thanos has a reason to be in a relation ship with it.

she could probably suck the soul out of my penis

Strange, 'cause she gives life to my penis.

>>84915537
>women create life
>a woman is the god of death

poetry in motion

>>84916536
Men and women are both required to create life

Women are just the incubator

>>84916523
>>84916510
>>84915891
>>84915669
>>84915627
She is not attractive.

>>84916605
she doesn't have to be attractive to suck the soul out of my penis

>>84916605
Cate is literally the perfect woman. Go fuck yourself.

>>84915537
Jesus Fucking Christ, read a Thor comic, willya?

>>84916494
That's not the same Death, is it?

>>84915537
she looks great, don't be a faggot

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>>84915537
I want to be Her foot/ass/pusy/armpit slave.

>>84915537

Does she eat her victims whole with that fucking mouth of hers?

Looks like you could fit two cantaloupes in that motherfucker.

>>84915537

They were thinking about how much of a boner dudes would get from seeing Cate Blanchett in goth clothing.

>>84916605
What's it like being wrong on a regular basis?

But she looks great

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>>84917177
>Does she eat her victims whole with that fucking mouth of hers?
>mfw soul vore

>>84915537
Cate Blanchett, a mentally stable, attractive woman dressed up as a goth chick.

Is this the ultimate fantasy?

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>>84915537
>you will never get a dark Thor movie with entirely Viking Metal soundtrack

Instead a quip fest buddy cop movie with le angry green giant

>>84918035
It's just missing a strap-on.

>>84918035
this
imagine the sex

>>84915537

Damn, Cate Blanchett looks like that?!

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>>84915537
giv death gf

>>84916605
faggots get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84915537
>thor movie
D R O P P E T T E

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>>84915537

>Marvel makes a movie based around norse mythology

>multicultural cast

>Marvel makes a movie based around african folklore

>brags about how its only black actors

>>84919290
sorry but that huge nose and mouth and copious makeup are just terrible

I could walk down the street right now and see ten better looking women within 3 minutes

>cate will never be your negligent baby sitter and chain you to a tree outside while she smokes cigarettes inside on the coach and ignores your cries for "mommy mommy" from outside.

>>84919376
she's unconventionally attractive but is definitely striking in appearance. You could not go out to the street and find a women who looks like her, that's the point.

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live action!?

>>84919344
>marvel's thor
>norse mythology

>>84919376
>I could walk

Rascal Scooters aren't walking, fatass.

>margot robbie is a fridge
>this granny is hot
I'm not jelous of the guys shilling all this nonsense tbqh

>>84919482

>thor isnt from norse mythology

imagine actually being this retarded.

>>84915774
Why are you guys so obsessed with behind the scene production drama? You want all movies to flop, you want producers to put guns in their mouths, but it ain't happening. These studios possess cosmic amounts of money already and it'll take 50 major titles to flop to even shake that boat.

>valkyrie
>nigger

What kind of self hating cuck do you have to be to pay for this piece of shit if you're white?

>>84915564
Never change tv

>>84915537
>>this is the Norse god of death
i thought Hel was supposed to be half white and half black

>>84915758
You know what they say about women with big noses.

>>84919282
go away stupid frogposter, she's too deitic for you

>>84919544
If Marvel's Thor was really supposed to be accurate to Norse mythology he wouldn't be fucking blond. Him being a temperamental redhead was a big deal.

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>>84919795
no1 has evr insulted my deiticness b4

>>84919871
is 'cause you are smol

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>>84915579
here we go again

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>>84916605
ewww, must suck to be a faggot.

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Marvelcucks just can't catch a break.
DC wins again!

>>84915579
And Zendaya wasn't Mary Jane either, am I right fellow shill?

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>>84915537
Whatever they were thinking about is certainly working

>>84915537
>15 pounds of makeup and copious CGI to mask how old she is
The bad news is that it's not working.

>>84919741
No. What?

>>84915774

>Marvel
>Flop

laughingkevinfeige.jpg

>>84920064
hehehe, little babby

>>84919797

>h-hes blonde though so its completely different!

You are on another plane of retardation if you are honestly trying to suggest Thor isnt based on norse mythology. Kill yourself faggot

>>84920185
>he doesn't know

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>>84920220

the norse god of death a cute :3

>>84915537
give me death mommy

Glad to see here so many folks with fine taste.

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>>84915537

>Thanos is willing to wipe out all life in the universe to have a chance with her

Is he /ourguy/?

>>84920125
Except she's not you faggot.

She's Michelle Jones. Now fuck off.

>>84920459
THIS! Fuck off Zendaya plays a brand new character Michelle "MJ" "Go Get Em Tiger" Jones, now go see Spiderman: Homecoming on your nearest theater with your friends RIGHT NOW!