What kind of person likes this shit?

>>84914394
*Raises spork*

>>84914394
just watched ep01 and it was pretty good.What are you talking about?

>>84914567
It wasn't that bad, it just had bad writing, forgetable music, edgy snarky protagonist, the church is evil wasn't tastefully done and rather comes off as fedora tipping at times, bad pacing, childish GoTtier humor, extremely low amount of content but other than that it was pretty good

>>84914676
>edgy snarky protagonist
this is the worst thing. the guy is no Alucard that's for damn sure.

>CHRISTIANITY BAD!
>SCIENCE GOOD!
Ellis has become a parody of himself by this point.

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Would you drink Sypha's beer?

>trevor falls down a hole
>AGAIN
Surely there are better ways to advance the story.

>This isn't a bar fight, have some class.
Best part. Only good part.

>>84914786
he always been

>>84914657
it gets worse

>>84914394
a fedora tipping redditor

I thought the voice acting was really good

>>84914786
>implying the church in the darm ages wasn't burning scientists and wjoever looked at them funny

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>>84914394

>>84915059

The not a bar fight line wa pretty funny imo.

>>84914394
the worst part is Trevor he is supposed to be the trained demon hunter hero but instead he is just the cliche "leave me alone I just wanna drink" guy.

theres too much padding episode 2 and 3 are completely foergettable

>>84915350
the church is barely mentioned in the context of the game they are adapting (castlevania 3), the church actually helps with the with holy weapons but somehow they are worst than Dracula now

>>84914394
? it was good, its made for fans and is a little dip into what may turn into a show (its only 4 eps)

>>84914676
again its 4 eps on netflix. What are you hoping for? It was better than lady death and that is all you need.
>wasn't tastefully
should it be? I mean each universe has its flavor and maybe its the flavor of this one

>>84914676
>forgetable music,bad pacing, childish GoTtier humor
I made this for you.

http://www.bitvid.sx/file/91206ac24ab19

>>84915350
actually it was mostly the government burning people in then name of the church. When you make the church more early it becomes corrupt. It did manage to save a lot of roman shit so that is something to be thankful but it has outlived its usefulness

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>>84914394
>I could piss in a barrel and call it beer
Why was she such a tease. Where is my piss beer?

>>84914394

Who doesn´t? It has nice animation and art and entertaining characters.

> INB4 is not like the games

No adaptation ever is. grow the fuck up.

>>84915597
>its made for fans
then why the fuck is so bad?
they never even enter the fucking castle
castlevania music is not used
Dracula is a total bro now even gives them a 1 year warning

>>84914997
Anyone else's dick twitch when she said this

>>84915857
>entertaining characters.
name two who aren't Dracula or Trevor.

>>84915350
They weren't, you historically illiterate faggot.

http://biologos.org/blogs/archive/rediscovering-the-science-of-the-middle-ages
http://www.science20.com/science_20/bruno_was_martyr_magic_not_science-115582

>>84915466
It's just a set-up. The entire first season is just a fucking set up for them taking on Dracula's castle. By the time episode 4 comes he is no longer the "i just wanna drink" guy

It was okay, but there was just not enough monster killing
>>84915350
The church was the bad guy in Order of Ecclesia, but otherwise it's strange to me that they bothered giving it such a big role

>>84915867
Its 4 eps, even if they keep going they will need to streamline some of the convoluted shit
>they never even enter the fucking castle
What? you telling me they did not defeat Dracula during the setup?
>Dracula is a total bro now even gives them a 1 year warning
I think monsters with dead babies in their mouth are meant to make you think he overreacted but that is just me
>then why the fuck is so bad?
list what the fuck is wrong with it. stop with your vague bitching. first line has to be short to get people interested in the topic but now the thread is going so feel free to bust out the walls of text

>>84915948
>The church was the bad guy in Order of Ecclesia

No it wasn't. just their mentor. The local Priest was a good guy.

>>84915915
The incest brothers in the pub

Who still throws out shit after a monster raid? Why the fuck would not you be leaving the city after the first night? They can make a mob to kill some people but not enough to bust out? The mob was gullible and disloyal as fuck.
>>84915948
>It was okay, but there was just not enough monster killing
There was a disconnect between life going on and the attacks. even when they fight the monsters, its like they take out 5 of them and he night is won. I expected some darker shit (like maybe that meat lady selling him human meat) I mean if they can never leave where is the food going to come from?

>>84915915
Dracula's son and the girl, I liked how useful she was

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>>84915350
>the darm ages

>>84914394
don't make me get my shovel

>>84916073

I love when the escort mission characters are actually useful too.

>>84915959
I just did

>>84916146
I felt the whole sequence of them falling over and over to find Adrian was taking time away from important shit but I liked their dynamic there

>>84916203
Dracula not being a total jackass and them not using the music and not having the confrontation with Dracula in 4 eps is what makes it "so bad"? if that is all then you are a fucking idiot

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>>84915686
>it has outlived its usefulness
>this is what fedora fags actually believe

>>84914394
Dude lets make a castlevania but the heroes never enter the castle!

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>>84914394
Children with poor parents and manchildren.

>Le bashing Christianity meme
>When there's a good priest that makes holy water

Do you think maybe, just maybe, that it wasn't the Christianity that was bad, and just the disillusioned people corrupted by power?

God you're all fucking stupid

Some things that bothered me about this series
>the fact that there are only 4 episodes in this """season"""
>awkward dialogue and voice acting
>the voice actors speak in hushed tones randomly

All else is fine.

>>84915059
To be fair falling down holes is part of Castlevania

>>84916366
This. I mean the demon literally tells the guy that the only reason they got into the church was because God abandoned them due to their actions.
>priest pulls a knife
belmont goes "That is a thief's knife" implying that the bishop recruited local criminals to do their dirty work.

>>84914394
I dont get Trevor he is a demon hunter but doesnt actually hunts demons, has no determination and we are suppose to root for him?

>>84915059
>This isn't a bar fight, have some class.
There ware a few other small moments of humor that I really liked

>>84916328
>tfw there but for the grace of God

Holding back my autism isn't easy

>>84916466
so you did not watch the show?

>>84916214

Maybe so but i think they really bet on renewing the series there and though for the future. I think extending that situation justifies, on a way, the girl´s final decision to side with Trevor over her mesiah.

>>84916466
He is a vampire hunter, actually. And a darn good one!

>>84916366
Why would trolls care about that? If you cannot fit it between DUDE and LMAO then what good is it?

Why did Dracula didnt fuck the town up himself? There was no need for a fucking army

>>84916546
Not really he nevers goes after Drácula or cares

>>84916529
>really bet on renewing the series there and though for the future.
well yeah but timing is everything. season 2 is next year and next year, what little we got will be like "oh yeah, it exists"
>I think extending that situation justifies, on a way, the girl´s final decision to side with Trevor over her mesiah.
That is a bit of a reach. I mean seriously the guy saved her from being stone for life, saved her people from getting knifed and then saved a small group of people from being eaten by monsters. She would be a total dumbass if she did not back him over some stranger they just found, especially since he does not claim to be her mesiah. I liked the sequence, its only a mild problem because there was not more of the show

>>84916585
He was already considering wiping out humanity before Lisa came around

Anyway, post your face when this gets successful enough to get multiple season of Alucardkino covering Rondo, Sotn, Sorrows and, ultimately, the 1999 battle

>>84916585
All 5 towns? how long do you think it would take if he had to kill everyone personally? (and most likely the rest of the world)

>>84916667
Somebody already posted our faces
>>84916328

>>84916697
Not much for dracula

>>84916638
Probably because Dracula doesn't do anything up until his wife dies, meaning he just keeps to himself in his castle. It is implied that before the story begins he has actively hunted vampires, he even says so.

>>84914394
half this website? it looks exactly the same as every other stupid ass chink cartoon

I'm not an anime fan but still seen a lot of it and this seems pretty weak to most series out there. If this wasn't based on a videogame no one would care about it.

>>84916652

But i think point was she had faith. Without showing how Trevor saved her and how they worked together she would not have trusted him over faith i think.

I agree that i would have liked more of the show but i think that´s the idea in this case. It was a pitch to show the people at Netflix this could pay off.

>>84914786
it's never implied anywhere that the Church is bad though. The Bishop and Archbishop are both bad dudes but no one else within the church is bad.

>but what about all those priests attacking Trevor!?

None of them were priests. It's hinted at multiple times that they're sell swords and muscle that the Bishop hired and is using.

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>>84914567
Why a spork?

>>84914567
What the fuck does this even mean