movie theatre date

>>84914250
Saw Avatar and this Asian slut I was with wanted me to finger bang her in the theatre but it was literally packed and I was a scared little bitch. Now I'm forever alone, don't be like me folks

>>84914250
Plenty of times, but this one time, I was planning on getting back with a recent ex, so I took her to the movies. It was kinda late and the only "decent" thing playing was Harry Potter 3. I literally think it was a 10:15 showing. So anyway, we're the only ones there when the credits are rolling which is one of my favorite things and I'm with a girl who is sweating my dick, ALSO one of my favorite things. 5 minutes into the movie, I put my hand on her thigh and bam, we're making out for the entire first act. I'm talking hand up under her bra and her hand stroking my cock through my pants. So I catch my breath for a minute, realize I have no idea what's going on in the movie, so fuck it, let's take this date to the next level. Next thing I know, I'm finger banging this bitch and I can smell her pussy over the stale popcorn movie theater scent. At one point, she's got her right leg up over the seat in front of us, and she lets out this crazy gushing orgasm. At this point, I'm not even giving a fuck, so I pull out my dick and she starts blowing me. Pretty much the ballsiest, hottest thing I'd done up to that point in my life. So her jaw is getting tired from the awkward angle, and I want to fuck, and the movie is still rolling, so I'm like fuck this shit, lets go back to my place. We get up and leave, and I realize that there's a family of four sitting in the second to last row. They had to have seen fucking everything. She was mortified, but I'm in Boss mode, so I'm staring the dad down with a smirk on my face as I'm walking up the aisle, but he's not taking his eyes off the screen. Since he disrespected me, I farted as I passed. Then I went home and raw dogged my ex, and passed the fuck out.

>>84914250

I got my first kiss after taking a girl to see Click in high school. We dated for a while, but every time we went to bang, my virgin dick would cower in fear and refuse to operate properly.

Eventually I lost it to another girl. Now the Click girl is covered in tattoos, is a single mother of two kids, and works at a strip club.

>movie is really good
>she wants to make out

what do?

>>84914772
Well, I know it's not the same but you can always just torrent the movie and watch it at home later.

>>84914250
You are aware that most of the posters on this board (the entire site actually) never went on a date in their entire life, no matter what kind?

>>84914693
This is the most virgin thing I have read here ever.

>>84914969
It's a true story, you ugly, short-dicked Jew.

Going to movies is a shit idea, always.

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>>84914772
Show her how patrician you are. Turn her away, and consume the film.