Did you like Neill Blomkamp's latest sci-fi monster movie gore-fest?
Dead Space movie when?
>>84913932
honestly it was pretty good, but felt rushed and we lacked any real story, how that fucking gross mutant appeared and why its doing that shit. The specials effects quality is amazing on so low budget.
For everyone that hasn't seen it yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKWB-MVJ4sQ
Imagine a Dakota Fanning movie in which she plays a veterinarian trapped alone on an island, for some ridiculous reason she can't leave until she obtains sperm samples from animals wondering around.
She has no equipment and so must coax the animals into letting them jerk them off into a jar, this is easier said than done as many of them are skittish or aggressive. Animals include a pair of pitbulls, a donkey, a mischievous chimp, and, the greatest challenge, a prizewinning white bull named "Frost"
All of this is filmed explicitly, unsimulated and without doubles. In other words, Dakota really will stroke and squeeze a dog's cock and balls whilst crooning "Good boy"
>>84914234
That's creepy.
>>84913932
It was good. I enjoyed the scene-setting in the beginning.
better than the rest
wasn't filled with exposition by a narrator and let itself go
>>84913932
Goddamnit just make a Dead Space movie and a full on River God movie.
>>84914234
is this what /tv/ does to people?
>>84913932
I'm really enjoying these. I don't know how he gets these out so damn quickly.
Is there any chance for any award recognition for shorts like these?
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84914071
Lack of story? I think you understand perfectly what happened. Mining base fucked by an experiment and some light that cut eyes (lovecraftian tin' maybe) 2 social classes. One sick/infected dies the other get saved. End of story.
>>84914822
>I don't know how he gets these out so damn quickly.
Are you retard?
>>84914838
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84914894
Yes, tell me now
>>84914649
>full on River God movie
Ok, but no more exposition though.
The exposition at the end ruined the feel of the whole film.
>>84914916
Are you genuinely believe he shoot it in weeks and then straight upload to chanell?
>>84914970
Yes
>>84914889
actually its supposed to be real humans and clones, but slaves are cheaper so they brainwash ppl thinking they are clones. The eyes part didnt make sense, supposdly he got possesed by some ancient ghost/demon thing? And that thing was just another of its race.
>>84913932
All his new shorts are pretty good don't think he'll get his money back.
>>84914894
someone hijacked my post. no I dont think he films these week to week. But these were only announced a couple months ago.
It just seems insane that he is capable of filming allllllll of these and put the polish together in the short time he has.
>>84915163
didnt he made these with kikestarter funds?
Neil was on twitter asking questions about 40k. Its fucking happening. Prepare to get purged.
>>84915262
Why? It looks like cheap tv movie with bad acting and dialogues and bland cinematography.
>>84914226
The rifle prop was fuckign dope, based blomkamp
>>84915367
I'm assuming you haven't watched them then.
Don't you have some Batman Vs Superman thread to create?
>>84915361
i hope he does the human ship going into hyperspace and getting daemon'ed and captain saying it was success since they lost only 70% of the crew
>>84915469
Hi Neill
>>84915361
Neil is the biggest progressive-sucker in the business, you really think he'd enjoy writing the fascist, radically xenophobic Imperium as "good" guys?
>>84915504
Fuck that. Have a unit of the guard fighting dark eldar
>>84915582
He will probably make it with the Emperor trying to do good but getting foiled by that dasterdly Horus and Magnus
>>84915513
Yup its me. I am Neill Blomkamp. Seeing what basement dwelling neck beards like yourself have to say about my show.
Are you enjoying jerking off with the caked scum from your pus filled face?
>>84913932
I'm shocked that a smaller production company like Blumhouse or something hasn't snagged up Niel Blomkamp now that he's a little burnt out on big studio films after Elysium and Chappie.
Say what you will about the guy, but he can put out fantastic work on a micro budget.
>>84915755
You seem bitter
This shit is honestly so terrible. I get why some people on here like it, but it really is just terrible. Neil was such a disappointment, and it's truly sad to see the state he is in.
>>84915310
NOP!
Rumor is he used the Alien 5 leftovers his studio was having.
>>84915814
How wrong can one person be.
>>84915814
We need to unfuck his shit /tv/!
>>84913932
all of these Oats shorts by BLORMPF suck, just like every movie he made after District 9
>>84915814
It's nothing particularly special, but impressive from a technical perspective for a micro budget short film. Made for passion more than profit, and put out there for free too.
I can respect Niel for this even if I'm not blown away by the actual story itself. I think he's a fantastic direct who really knows how to take advantage of visual effects, but much like his more mainstream studio films he just needs to partner up with a stronger writer to complete the package.
>>84914898
Poor Cosmo, they fucked him up too much.
>Neill Blompy makes a decent movie with a fresh vision
>he then make 2 nearly-identicle films with the exact same vision, message, and a bunch of similar plot points
Gotta admit, I thought he was just a hack. Always loved his appreciation for cool guns though.
>now he makes a legit great horror short with shades of The Thing and Alien, but still keeps the cool guns
Maybe he can really pull it off: a good Alien film
>>84916043
He JUSTed himself after losing the nintendo world championships to John Numbers.
>>84916080
Starring Charloto Crapley of course
>>84913932
I actually thought out of all the oats things so far this one was the best one
>>84916165
I'm some British twat.
I have more vocal range than The Shart.
Can South African people just not do other accents?
Dakota Fanning stills owns my heart, after thirteen years.
>>84916242
>The Shart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm0V24IEHao
16:25
>enrolled in MKSEARCH
what does that even mean?
>>84916927
MKSEARCH was some CIA psychological program researching mind-control/mind-altering drugs and shizz.
>>84917749
so this burned dude just ends up as a test subject in some secret cia facility and will never be heard from again.
>>84918049
Maybe it's a punishment, which might explain why he was almost immediately demoted to corporal following his promotion to sergeant
>>84913932
Wtf are these? Some Black mirror kind series by Blomkamp?
>>84918167
They're more like proof of concept shorts for a new production company that releases them for free - I think they're still trying to figure out how the funding model is gonna actually work
>>84918167
i liked the idea behind the creature but i disliked the way it moved. it should just kinda crawl using all the hands individually to propel itself forward. and why wouldnt they put the eyes around its body for 360 degree vision? poor design
>>84914234
i read that doujin too anon
>>84915154
it was the quartz they where mining it gave off this glimmer that apparently possessed one of the crew who created the first mutant from what I assume knowledge it got from the possession. he made it from a bunch of rats and then started adding more people to it till it could start assimilating others on its own.
>>84915582
he can always do tau stuff since they seem pretty open to everyone
Zygote - Blomkamps Alien/The Thing
Firebase - Blomkamps Predator
Rakka - ???
Firebase was the best Metal Gear Solid movie there is.
the dude was speaking so poorly that i thought he was speaking a different language at first.
wtf was that someone from his studio or was that an actual actor?
>>84921185
I wouldn't be surprised if Kojima had a hand in Firebase.
>>84915582
the IoM arent the good guys
>>84914234
FUND IT
>>84913932
I need more heavy breathing dakota in my life.
>>84920881
>>84914234
Top fucking what?
Why do I actually want to see this?
>>84915361
honestly rakka was the nest idea and has the most potential to be amazing.
firebase is just a retarded concept
>lmao we simulation and antivirus now
zygote was ok but the coolest shit about the story isnt even in the film
>>84915403
it was literally a tavor with tacticool rails and a grenade launcher
Anybody got those Elysium webms of the guy getting mulched by the railgun and the robot getting popped by the proximity AK rounds?
>>84921901
youtube, my guy
>>84921670
>the story isnt even in the film
Right at the beginning when Dakota and her boyfriend were eating dinner, he expositioned about where the creature came from. Also something about lights.
>>84921670
>zygote was ok but the coolest shit about the story isnt even in the film
I kind of like how each one has bit of mystery. The blind guy mentions some weird light and someone on the crew doing experiments with rat brains, then Dakota catches a glimpse of the experiment and some kind of weird biomechanical exoskeleton thing on her way out.
Makes me think of the Space Jockey before everything was overexplained.
>>84921993
the part where they drilled open the rock and how the station collapse started isnt in the film
just like i said
>>84922038
Is that Wikus?
so was there only 1 person with clearance to the living quarter?
otherwise the ending makes no sense since the monster can still open the door as well right?
>>84914898
fucking. eww.
>>84922128
dakota chopped the arm with all the access fingerprints.
>>84922326
how do you know that?
how does she know that?
the thing had at least 2 arms with multiple hands at each arm.
the most probable thing is that it just lost 1 "megahand" and still has the other megahand with every digit still intact.
i read an interview that states that the creature is made out of at least 70 bodies (in the story it should actually be 99 ppls)
she didnt took ALL the hands
>>84915361
>you live in the timeline where neill blomkamp directs a 40k movie
thank you god
>>84922442
because we need a happy ending.
dont overthink this, it's blomkamp we are talking about here.
plus, even if dakota chopped the right hand, that thing is still alive for the rescue squad to deal with, so she's fucked either way.
>>84922519
im just asking questions dude
and honestly zygote has probably the biggest chance to be turned into a feature film in volume 2, so the entire story will be rebooted anyway
>>84922587
>and honestly zygote has probably the biggest chance to be turned into a feature film
I bloody hope so
>>84921682
and? the pulse rifle from aliens was just a thompson with some resin molds on it. blomkamp is ace at weapon props.
>>84922442
link to interview? where is all the info coming about zygote's story outside of the short film?
rakka was ok, a little retarded. firebase was turbo retarded. this was actually awesome.
Let me explain the plot. If you don't believe in the existence of the soul then the human brain is just an organic computer. In science-fiction there is the concept that certain sensory input could crash your brain or otherwise interfere with it's operation, or even infect it with a virus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Langford#Basilisks
Quinn exposits a strange light emitted from the rocks they were mining rock "changed" him, though he prevented it's full effects by cutting his eyes out. Other personnel were successfully infected by the light, including a man named Holebrook who created the monster under it's influence.
The light is presumably emitted by some alien technology, intended to convert sentient beings into it's servitors.
>>84922756
pic related. reminds me of the M82 from Killzone. fucking dope ass shit
>>84922587
>feature film
Honestly i think Zygote would make a better video game than a film.
>>84922442
The film doesn't really say Dakota is safe, it just ends there. Maybe they should have add a ''Access Denied'' from the computer at the end to get that twist ending but I think it works on its own. You can make your own conclusion like >>84922326 did.
I liked Zygote the best but the whole creature design, synth twist and plot have already been told. I'm fine with it staying a short film.
I feel like Rakka is the one with the best potential as a feature film (it also was the weakest of the three, In my opinion)
>>84922860
>Honestly i think Zygote would make a better video game than a film.
It's already been done. The game is SOMA and has a monster that kinda resembles Zygote but it's dude-sized.
>>84922850
I bloody love that gun. Sturdy without being boxy-looking and sleek as hell. Real nice.
>>84914918
>exposition
That's usually the best part of movies though. It you need more action to watch I suggest you go back to your capeshit baby mobile.
Filmed in Canada
>Neat
>>84922973
huh. TIL.
>>84915504
There's already a fucking cgi movie about that very thing.
>>84923149
Its possible to build a setting without strait up telling the audience what is happening, In firebase they spell out exactly what the river god is and how he came to be but still seem to expect you to be scared or at least interested by this known entity
>>84920881
>Rakka - ???
Kind of like Skyline in a way, but really I'd not compare any of them.
>>84922860
I'd play a game like that
Or Neill should direct a Dead Space film
>Blomkamp is reduced to making YouTube videos after Chappie flopped
If all his movies weren't so bad I might feel sorry for him.
>>84922128
>>84922442
That was a bug out shelter accessed only by the elite.
>>84923254
I didn't think you were supposed to be scared at any point.
>>84923393
It was mildly spooky
firebase was really anti climactic and my least favorite, I really dont care for it.
should i actually buy this dlc shit on steam
the fuck was this?
>>84924669
The mad doctor's first experiment?
>>84924669
harvested miner for parts?
>>84920881
>Rakka
>>84923288
Obviously War of the Worlds you fucking plebs
>>84919059
what was it called?
>>84913932
That's a lotta hands
>>84924816
is that a *bleep* reference?
>>84914234
>a prizewinning white bull named "Frost"
>white bull
0/10, wouldn't watch
>>84924793
It doesn't seem like that at all.
I want to bend dakota over so badly.
>>84924669
An engineer in his suit.
>>84915595
Fuck that, have a hive world militia fighting Chaos cultists and trying desperately to hang on until the Guard/Navy/Marines arrive
>>84913932
Looks like the one reborn from bloodborne.
Serisouly all those shitty lovecraft movies make me want to play that game again.
rakka is honestly the best.
but it wont get funded in the US because of its anti imperialist message
im watching firebase and lost my shit at like 7:30 when fortunate son started playing
fuck you assholes
>>84914071
>>84915756
>>84916042
Why do people keep saying these things are low budget, Hes said in interviews he put millions of his own money into setting up the studio. the Budgets are obviously lower than a full Hollywood film but its not like he made them with 2 quid and a twix
>>84927745
No kidding, if he did they'd star Eric Roberts
>>84927745
budget is honestly unclear
cgi can be incredibly cheap and its all done inhouse
>>84923187
isn't a shit cgi movie with 12year old minecraft level of cgi?
>>84922483
>you live in the timeline where neill blomkamp instead of just sticking to doing weapons and mechanical designs he does movies with stupid shit messages that fail at the box office or just show you shit that is awesome like Halo and never ever again goes back to that
>>84913932
Liked it quite a bit.
Vietnam one kind of sucked but I like rakka too.
>>84919059
Please do not leave me hanging!
>>84915403
Dakota was a good choise.
>>84928605
The Vietnam one was really pulled down by the acting. The only guy who felt vaguely authentic was the office who said the CIA better fuckin tell them what's going on or there'll be a mutiny. The explaination for the River God felt out of place too.
As for Zygote, it's my favourite so far. Dakota Fanning did a great job (dakota > elle fight me, homos), though her co-star felt a bit stilted.
how has no one mentioned that this whole film was just a "fuck you i should have been able to make my Aliens sequel".
The blue/red lights, flashing lights, industrial set, female (newt-looking) protagonist with a pulse rifle. The list of aliens references goes on
>>84914649
I want him to make a rifts movie
>>84929850
Nigger the only unique thing you described was a pulse rifle. And even then that's not a direct Aliens reference. I imagine you walking down there street and a cop drives by, and you get in a tiff becuase his flashing blue and red lights are a total knockoff of your favourite Ridley Scott movie.
>>84913932
So when's the next one coming up?
>>84930005
...the body horror element, the shots in the dark/snowy exterior with space suits...
Where is the District 10 Neil? Where is it?
>>84914234
Does this have a go fund me?
>>84930550
But you forgot to include those. Regardless,
>Body horror
Oh shit a whole genre, totally just an Aliens reference.
>Shots in the dark
I'm not even going to respond to that one.I'm just here to argue, feel free to ignore me. I hope you have a great day.
>>84924669
Pretty sure it's one of the doctors earlier experiments.
The blind guy talked about him linking a bunch of rat brains together to make one functioning brain and you can see them scattered on the table behind the dead guy's head.
>>84930593
it's been more then nine years too
>>84913932
Blomkamp has this habit of creating 1 or 2 characters that his audience really likes, but everything else is either poor in comparison or just not fleshed out.
>>84928732
>The explaination for the River God felt out of place too
Exactly. Let us have some mystery. Just saying he was a pissed off dude and for some reason he became super powered is just dumb. The footage of him in the Russian base was extra dumb.
So uh, can we discuss the ending? When she reaches the other bunker, where do you guys think she goes from there? Does it lead to the surface? Also they mentioned that she was some sort of inferior person or something, like in A Brave New World. Wonder what that was about.
>>84932159
She was a syth m8
>>84924813
>>84928721sperm hunter
>>84932479
But she wasn't.
>>84924669
>>84932753
she doesn't know that