Spider-Man

He's Aunt May's fuccboi. She's irrelevant.

>>84911950
Probably pretty lucky considering she's a jawlet from the looks of it

>>84911997
How was Aunt May in the movie? Aside from hot, I mean

>>84911950
>Spider-manlet

mcucks will defend this

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

>>84911950
She's flat as a board

>>84912043
aside from Peter making a mention that Aunt May went through a lot, she was just fapbait

>>84911950
Aren't they dating in real life. So probably not to bad about it.

>>84912823
>Tom Holland dating a girl
It's like you don't even notice how gay he is.

>>84912931
Spider-Twink: Homecoming is my favourite capeshit of the decade for obvious reasons desu

>>84912001
What the hell does that mean? Quit making up random terms, fucker.

I don't mind him being short. At least his shoes aren't as goofy as RDJ's.

A MANLET AND A FUCKIN TRANS NIGGER
*INHALES*

>>84912991
He's still an apprentice.

>>84911950
>5'4''
That's almost midget tier.

>>84912561
Her best feature

He seems fun in photos and the movie trailer but he's very boring and always looks tired in interviews. Does anyone know if he's cool in person?

>>84913069
Is being into tall girls that are flat a fetish or are you just gay?

>manlet twink spidey
>nig tranny MJ
Go apologize to Raimi RIGHT NOW

>>84913167
No. It was a different time.

>>84913122
Height doesn't matter. I only care about flatness.

>>84913283
A better time.

>>84912931
WRONG. Until there is solid evidence I refuse to judge only by the approved© male/female behavior.
For example Michael Cera acts like Tom Holland. He is not gay

>>84913326
You woulda loved the last model chick I was banging. Chest like a 12 year old boy. I couldn't handle it. She would leave after fucking and I would end up looking at Siri on porn hub

>>84913427
Tits are just too much fun. Flat girls are cute but there's literally less options with them

>>84913423
Michael Cera is a goddamn turbochad compared to Twink Holland

>>84913120
He seems pretty fun here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8uLEG2Jx7Q

>>84911950
Is he literally the next generation's RDJ?

>>84913423
>I refuse to judge only by the approved© male/female behavior.
So you'll be judging by the non-approved male/male behavior, then?

>>84913470
RDJ is taller (he's a 5'6''-5'7'' manlet but this one is 5'5'' on his best day) and can act.

>>84913470
RDJ is a good actor though. Also taller. Also his movies don't flop to fucking Wonder Woman.