Cast them in the same movie.
>>84911712
Ensemble steven sodorbriiggui movie about lead up to black tuesday.
Wild Hogs 2
Two highschool friends come to their hometown to reveal they are gay to their conservative fathers.
The secret is, the fathers are gay with each other!
>>84911712
>Chris Evans
why? he sucks.
Cat & mouse type crime film with two naive cops and two grizzled but charismatic bank robbers.
>>84911712
White men can't be casted anymore
>>84911712
4 men are fucking the same woman.
Woman dies suddenly.
All four show up at her funeral and deal with the revelations that come.
Lots of drinking and swearing.
>>84911712
Evans - Captain America
Norton - Hulk
Spacey - President
Goodman - US General trying to stop the Hulk
Because humanity deserves nothing less than capeshit.
From left to right:
Harold, Overseer, Maxson, Ian
>Spacey
Something something he plays the gay dude something something.
Edward Norton gets put in a psych ward
With the rest of the cast
George Lopez is the evil overseer
>>84911895
severely underrated post
>>84911712
Similar to The Big Chill,
Three friends meet up after their colleague (Chris Evans) dies mysteriously in their hometown which is basically a ski resort.
The three friends become chummy again and forget why they ever lost touch until they decide to all chip in to buy the ski hotel they all used to work at and find out it's haunted. (Buddy comedy)
99% of the movie is them just chatting shit, Evans dies as soon as possible so his horrible acting can be played off. It will be three hours long with lots of heartrendering moments without jump cuts so that maximum friend simulation is achieved.
Now I really want to see this movie.
>>84911712
Stacey is Norton's father. Goodman is Norton's step-father, and for the most part raised him. Stacey and Goodman are both extremely wealthy men, pioneers in the finance industry. Norton is Goodman's protege, a rising star in the world of money making. Stacey tries to steal Norton away from Goodman. Evans is Norton's lover.
Written by David O. Russell. Directed by Steven Soderburgh.
>>84912373
>Stacey is Norton's father
But Kevin Spacey is only 10 years older than Norton.
Youngest guy is looking for his big directorial debut. Pulling some strings he gets the other 3 to star in his new film "The Lemoning", a reboot prequeel of how lemonparty.org came into being.