>go to local restaurant >tv aspect ratio set to stretch

TWISTED SISTAH?

>go to party
>TV aspect ratio all borked up
>spend all evening trying to fix it
>don't have fun at party

>>84909595
>someone calls you a fag and you end up leaving without telling anyone buy

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>go to elderly relatives house for Christmas
>TV is set to that weird Soap opera setting

>>84909466
>tv

I don't think you were in a real restaurant, anon

>>84909466
>restaurant is noisy
>can't hear tv
>no subtitles

>>84909466
>99% of public tvs

>>84909643
>TV is on mute

>grandparents come to house
>they are immigrants
>be forced to watch foreign channel until they leave

if a movie has a square ratio (many old movies) i make it stretch to fill the screen. it doesnt lose anything.

>>84909695
What are you talking about? Everything will look wider and longer than it really is.

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>Resturant tv has subtitles that are 15 seconds late

>>84909716
not really. try 16:10 instrad of 16:9. barely noticable but much better.

>go to bar
>tv is set on a dead channel or with the "no signal" label moving around the black screen

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>at restaurant
>tv is on CNN

>>84909730
>>84909842
>tvs in restaurants

lol amerifats

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>at a bar
>one of the tv's is on drag racing

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>>84909928
>at a bar
>one of the tv's is on podracing

>>84909952
Must've been a gay bar

>>84909595
dwight detected

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>go to local restaurant
>no tv
>mfw I can't watch the game

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>go to barber
>sports are on
>he tries to make small talk about the game

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>>84909695
>it doesnt lose anything.

>>84909695
You lose dignity

>>84910062
>>84910082
http://www.autism.org.uk/helpline

>>84910359
>uk

>go to a bar
>TDKR is on with subtitles
>enjoying the plane scene with a beer and tendies
>Some chad asks them to change it to baseball
>Never found out why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

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>>84909842
HAHA, CAN'T STAND THAT FAKE NEWS EITHER AMIRITE?

YOU BETTER HAVE TURNED THAT TV OFF TO SHOW THOSE KEKS YOU'RE A REAL CENTIPEDE

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>>84909695

>go to southern food restaurant
>faux news on all tv's and at full volume
>tucker carlson fellating Drumph
>use remote control app on phone to turn on Logo channel

Fucking bigots

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>pre-HD show made HD by cropping top and bottom

>>84909716
THICC

>>84911417
All he said was CNN, you people are obsessed.

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>>84909952
>at a bar
>one of the tv's is on ladyboy-fucks-guy porn from the POV of the guy

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>go to local gym
>tvs are all on mute, no subtitles
>early 2000s hip hop music is playing through the speakers

>>84913047
Worked

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>>84910013
>the only TV showing the game is at a weird angle that you can't comfortably watch while eating at the same time

>>84914656
Don't you bring music to the gym? for cardio at least

Uhhhh, check please?

>>84909621
>go to elderly relatives house
>TV is fucking blaring at max volume

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>see channel on public TV I don't like
>not allowed to change channel

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>>84914741
>/asp/ memes

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>>84915574
worked

>>84909466
>watching tv
I actually just watch shows on netflix occasionally and maybe some movies sometimes

>>84909692
spic spotted

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>>84909466
>bought mom an HD TV for her birthday
>visit her again for thanksgiving
>she has been watching SD channels this entire time

>>84917767
kek my grand mother did the same thing, she bought a HDTV made my cousin install it, he wired the cable box with an analog plug, so she didn't get to experience 1080p television before she died.

>>84909621
My brother has this shit on, looks amazing watching UFC and shit but holy
fuck it's annoying on anything else.

>go to restaurant
>TV is on news
>loudly demand manager turn up the volume
>watch the news story intently
>story ends
>look around at everyone staring at you
>say "It's happening again."
>run out the front door, jump in car, speed away
>return later and act normal

>>84911417
>CNN interns get this mad

>>84909730
>subtitles
those are closed captions anon
they're late because someone is literally typing them as they go

>>84909466
Who the fuck watches tv at a restaurant? What kind of disgusting degeneracy is this?

>go to a sportsbar
>colours are all fucked up on the telly

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>>84911924
that doesn't make it HD, that makes it widescreen

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>>84909621
>weird Soap opera setting
what is this, what are you talking about?