THIS SUMMER
FROM THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU
A MARVEL STUDIOS PRODUCTION
STARRING
IN A WORLD WHERE
IN A WORLD RULED BY EVIL
AIDAN GILLEN IS BACK
RABBI MOSHE SHEKELYAHU
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
IS KEK
OR WAS LAST SUMMER?
WHEN OP IS A FAGGOT
OUR ONLY HOPE
IN THE CITY YOU MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE
STUPID AMERICAN PIGS. THIS IS YOUR NEW PRESIDENT SPEAKING.
I interrupt your movie trailer to say that America is now under complete control of ISIS.
>everyone screams in the movie theatre
>armed ISIS men enter the theatre and kill the men and take the women and kids as prisoners
>cue james brown, "haaay, i feel good"
>bownownownownow
FROM THE ASSISTANT COSTUME MANAGER OF THE DARK KNIGHT
GET READY TO GET BLACKED
IT'S THE END... BUT THE MOMENT HAS BEEN PREPARED FOR!
MY VAGINA!
HAS A ONE DAY ITCH BUT I AINT NO BITCH
*RECORD SCRATCH*
FUCKING NIGGERS!
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
ONE MAN
*BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAMMMMMM*
WILL BECOME
IS CUNNY THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT?
SHIA LABEOUF
TOBY KEITH
BRAP
AND IDRIS ELBA
*increasingly high pitch violin notes accompanied by a drum rhythm while different action scenes change in a regular interval, only for said music to stop in a dramatic fashion to show something more relevant and/or funny*
*MOVIE TITLE shown after another dramatic note breaking the silence*
*DATE*
This thread is terrible. None of the posts flow together. You guys are all doing this wrong.
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE
>>84914138
Instantly reminded me of this. I remember being scared of this shit when I was younger....this trailer used to be on my Mortal Kombat VHS but for some retarded reason I would never fast forward it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt9HkO-cGGo