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THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
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>>84902077
i drive
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>posting the shopped version
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>>84902077
Get him back in the..corral? goosepen? goosehouse? barn?
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>>84902158
he's pawning cokes?
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>>84902077
wow, that is the exact same face he does all the time when """acting"""
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>>84902344
he drives
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>>84902344
only aspies can understand the nuance of his expressions
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like three cokes in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>84902368
that's literally the opposite of what aspies can understand
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>>84902401
That's not true.
What really happened was that I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "It's no problem, I love to meet my fans".
I was impressed, and all I could say was "I love Drive", but he kept excitedly cutting me off with production anecdotes from the movie and giving me warm hand gestures. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle pleasantly as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Ryan waiting in line with just a few organic granola bars in his hand ready to pay.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "sir, did you find everything OK tonight?" At first he kept pretending that he was just a normal guy, but eventually let her know that the service was outstanding and that even he, an award winning actor, was impressed.
When she started scanning the bars individually, Ryan stopped her and told her she could just scan them in bulk "to prevent any line holdups" and then turned around and smiled at me. I think that's very considerate. After she scanned just one bar, quickly calculated the total, and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Ryan simply handed the cashier a hundred dollar bill and told her to keep the change.
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>>84902344
That's what makes him such a good actor
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>>84902451
rooroo do poopoo on googoo
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What is he thinking /tv/ ?
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>>84902449
Made my day
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>>84902475I drive
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>>84902158
>three cans of Coke
What the fuck? The rich are a different kind of people
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>>84902449
Not so. Ryan is a violent thug. Here he is punching a total stranger.
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>>84902401
This can't be a real story..
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>>84902449
>Ryan:One of the Good Guys
>Written by Ryan Gosling
>Directed by Ryan Gosling
>Starring Ryan Gosling
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>>84902521
You have to go back...
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>>84902537
>got 'em
too easy lads
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>>84902557
Ryan, you are such a trickster!
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>>84902521
Summertime
And the livin'' s easy.
Catfish jumpin'
And the cotton's high.
Oh, your Daddy's rich
And your Momma's good lookin'
Hush now baby.
Don't you cry.
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>>84902537
>I wish I was Ryan's bro. We could wear matching tank tops to a fancy lunch and talk about "Drive" and Emma Stone's pussy.
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>>84902537
Can you imagine being this fucking handsome?
All the fucking time?
Shit just isn't fair man
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>>84903458
>be handsome
>marry some used up cuban slut
white men are really fucking retarded.
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