ITT: celebrities that would always have your back in a bar fight
>>84901463
>>84901463
>>84901463
he's got nothing to lose
[spoilers]neither do i [/spoilers]
>>84901463
>>84901592
Get stabbed in the neck and Vince Vaughn comes to your rescue. Talk about hollyWEIRD
>>84901564
He'd be the one starting it
/OurGuy/
>>84901934
This nigger to busy looking at porn and building computers to go to a bar,
>>84901997
fuck off terry crews is based
You know Chief Kief would have your back, and could drink any person alive under the table.
>>84901533
>you will never join Mel in drunkenly screaming racist abuse at mud people and get in a fight and end up in jail
Why live?
>>84901934
Based Crews
>>84902033
He was a shitty NFL player, and he is a shitty actor
Trying to pander to reddit by yelling "PC MASTER RACE" makes him a fag
>>84901463
Pic related will join the guy that's fighting you
>>84902177
fuck off.
>>84902120
>You will never have based Chief Kief defend you doing his characeristic scream whispers.
Why keep on living bros.
>>84902033
>>84902162
>>84902196
shadilay
>>84902033
Pudding based.
>>84902120
> When Kiefer gets the call you need help
>>84902177
wow someones mad
>muh reddit
you wouldnt know he was active there unless you go there
FUCK OFF
>>84902218
praise crews
>>84902230
POWER BASED
>>84901463
think kanye would have your back?
>>84902269
>>84902196
>/tv/ defending some loud nigger who has memed his way into a celebrity career
For shame, what has this board become
>>84902120
This is the only answer, although he'd probably punch me out for autistically quoting MGS
>>84902317
back back i got your back oh shit my latest albums crap crap i cant even rap aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>84902330
>hating old spice
FAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>84902317
I think prerequisite to 'having someone's back' is 'giving a shit about someone other than yourself'
>>84902190
fuck off and bow down
>>84902351
>>hating old spice
It sure is radum isnt it?
*holds up spork*
>>84902374
he loves taylor swift and beyonce though
>>84902404
>its popular and "random" therefore i hate it
How are you lot any different than reddit at this point?
>waaa i dont like thing stop like what i dont
>>84902196
>>84902269
>>84902351
>>84902440
hurts to get called out for exactly what you are huh?
He nailed you to a T. You should drink bleach.
But 100% weakness to Chuck Zito attacks
>>84902489
jesus this board is cringe and the most obsessed with reddit
u mad u still didnt get your /film/ board or something faggot?
>>84902497
sucker punched, twas bullshit
>>84901533
Most likely. Mel "The Machinegun" Gibson would have me covered
>>84901564
He's the type of bitch to pick a fight with some poor soul at the bar and drag you into it.
For me, it's Colin Farrell
You know he's jumped into more than one pub fight
>>84902317
His jaw is made of the same stuff as the Terminator.
>>84903128
He'd have your back for sure but he'd end up dying like always.
>>84902682
> go on boy-o I'll take this beating.
> now which one of you cunts got a MasterCard. I don't take Visa.
>>84902425
Yeah well isn't that how he got that cut on his eyebrow
>>84901564
Based Labeouf. My guy.
For me it's Tomy Hardy
>>84903879
The dynamic duo /OurGuys/
>>84901564
He got his ass beat by some fat hairy guy outside of a bar like 6 years ago, it's on YouTube.
>>84903965
Tom 'CAUGHT THE CUNT" Hardy
>>84903283
>He'd have your back for sure but he'd end up dying like always.
pretty sure he's immortal irl. got stabbed or some shit and went back for another pint.
For me it's Floyd
>>84904106
GET THE FOOK OUT A 'ERE! YOU'LL DO NOOT'N
>implying he wouldn't call it in
Jason Statham
For me is the undying esscense of Stanley Kubrick.
>>84902177
>get mad at actor for using reddit
>only have said information because you browse/use reddit to begin with
>>84901564
I truly believe it
>>84901463
He'd try and succeed in stopping the fight before it started
>>84901463
>>84901533
>>84905100
Absolutely legit.
Maybe not nowadays, but his son would probably too.
>>84901564
If anything I'd be the one fighitng that piece of shit attention whore.
>>84901463
bullshit, he'd be full pacifist
>>84902120
>>84903128
most definitely
>>84902425
i have an unreasonable fear that jason momoa will steal my girlfriend
He would back you up or verbally break down the guy trying to fight you until he is in tears
he'll probably mediate and end the fight instead
>>84905089
crowe would start a fight with you
>>84905879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gauLLAR7njY
>>84901934
he can fuck my bitch