Remake with a "diverse" cast when? Tick tock.

it had thousands of orcs

They will never remake this movie right?

>>84899448
I can see it happening

I wish there was a Lord of the Rings and Dead Alive crossover.

>I whine so much that I ran out of actual things to whine about so now I whine about imaginary things

Honestly, I don't even care if they remake it. They can't take away my extended DVD's and force me to watch their new ones.

AYO HOL' UP YOU SAYIN WE WUZ THE FELLOWSHIP 'N SHIEEET?

Frodo as a black woman can't be worse than what Peter Jackson did.

>>84899535
literally the board's purpose

>>84899566
fuck off

>>84899448
Kevin Hart as Frodo
Bruno Mars as Sam
Idris Elba as Gandalf
Michael B Jordan as Legolas
Will Smith as Strider
That fat kid from Spiderman as Gimli

>>84899448
Frodo - Donald Glover
Sam - Daniel Kaluuya
Merry - Ice Cube
Pippin - Kevin Hart
Gandalf - Djimon Hounsou
Bilbo - Morgan Freeman
Legolas - Taye Diggs
Aragorn - Jamie Foxx
Boromir - Mahershala Ali
Gimli - Forest Whitaker
Arwen - Bella Thorne
Saruman - Christoph Waltz
Wormtongue - Trevante Rhodes
Theoden - Lawrence Fishbourne
Faramir - John Boyega
Eomer - Anythony Mackie
Galadriel - Emma Watson
Haldir - Ewan Mcgreggor
Elrond - Tyler Perry
Eowyn - Keira Knightley
Lurtz - Idris Elba
Gollum - Maisie Williams
Mouth of Sauron - Daisy Ridley
Treebeard -Whoopi Goldberg
Denethor - Denzel Washington
Tom Bombadil - Chris Tucker

>>84899597
Needs more white women.

>>84899622
>Frodo - Donald Glover
Stopped reading there, fuck Glover.

>>84899448

I guarantee if they make a remake either Legolas or one of the secondary hobbits will be female.

>>84899622
This would unironically be great and possibly better.

>>84899579
not even wrong

>>84899690
no it wouldn't

race-doctrine sure is pernicious ITT

>>84899751
Yes it would the hobbits were shit and only fellowship was any good

>>84899448
It will never happen. No one will dare touch it.

>>84899894
>the hobbits were shit and only fellowship was any good
Wrong on both accounts. Also there's too many meme 'actors' in that list.

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>>84899448
they'll never remake this. It keeps the alt right larpy and fetishist. it'd be like actually redoing harry potter infused with mestizos and chicongo citizenry.

>>84899944
Frodo sucks merry suck and pippin suck after fellowship

>>84899996
>muh alt-right boogeyman

>>84899939
Oh I'll happen. Next to no chance that it won't.

>>84900078
It won't.

>>84900162
That's up to the Zaentz estate, not you.

>>84900187
It. Won't.

>ayo nigguh we's beez needin' to trow da ring in my mix tape cuz dat shit fire nawmsayin bruh sheeit

>>84899535

Found the woman.

>>84900187
>Implying the Tolkien estate will allow more movies or remade bastardized versions of J.R.R Tolkien's books when they already hate the ones that have been made.
I laughed pretty heartily.

>>84900371
Tolkiens don't own the rights to anything except HoME. They have the right to get paid for Hobbit + LotRshit if they're willing to sue everytime to counter Hollywood accounting.

Zaentz estate is the filmic author of LotR whether you like it or not.

hol up mah nigg frodo's gon drop sum bling n shiet boi

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>>84900078
>>84900187
>>84900409
>Remake
Keep on dreaming.

>>84900162
>>84900524
It'll happen. Why wouldn't it? It's practically free money. Studios couldn't give a fuck about shitting on beloved properties.

>>84899448
They wouldn't diverse the cast, they would only change Aragorn into a black male, but Arwen would still be white.

>>84900548
The sole proposed reason is that the Tolkiens wouldn't allow it, but the fact is that they're not in charge here

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>>84899465
Underrated

>>84899622
>Gollum - Maisie Williams

Fucking lost.

Something that could actually use a remake is Harry Potter. Under a single director with a clear vision for the series.

>>84899996
They will remake it because it's free money.

BUT

They won't have a diverse cast. They will still stay true to the source material, because let's face it, if you remade these movies without staying true to the books, you can kiss your career good bye.

This is fact and cannot be disputed.

>>84900676
You're adorable.

If they remake it, it'll be about a good and honest muslim family finding a gun in their garden and traveling to Detroit to have it destroyed.

>>84899448
Why not? The Jackson's trilogy won't disappear and I'd like a more faithful adaptation of Tolkien.

>>84900742
>This is fact and cannot be disputed.

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>>84899622
>Mouth of Sauron - Daisy Ridley

kekd

>>84900771
Yeah, but fuck you though.

I swear to fucking God if they mess with lord of the rings, goddamnit

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>>84899465
/thread

>Peter, why are we starting ALL of Mithrandir's scenes?
>Why are we starting filming Mithrandir and Cirdan?

>>84900787
>This is fact and cannot be disputed.

>>84900829
Nice logical fallacy kido.

Cry more.

>>84900861
>This is fact and cannot be disputed.

>>84899839
underrated

>>84900890
Cry more.

>>84899622

>mOUTH oF SAUrOn - Daisy Ridley

ha

>Tom bombadil - Chris Tucker

take me moneies

>>84899465
Fucking racist pig. Remake where all the orc are white and the fellowship is a diverse bag of every race on earth

>>84900924
>This is fact and cannot be disputed.

>>84900952

Stay mad.

>>84899622
That casting list is hella diverse

>>84900787
>>84900861
>>84900924
>>84900990
Why are you replying to this low-tier bait?

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>>84899448
It's going to happen eventually. Especially after the recent complaints how it's "too white".

Pic related is from an upcoming official game. A nigger and a blonde cocksleeve.

>>84899496
Any remake I am entirely convinced will be complete and utter garbage.
If they tried to give The Hobbit another shot, maybe even with 2d hand-drawn animation (not anime), and as a singular film I might give it another chance.

>>84901297
...and that's a bad thing, because? why would a white women choose to be a with a white guy, when she can have a nice powerful black guy?

>>84901409
So they won't have low-IQ nigger babies they have to raise alone?

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>>84899465
Praise Kek and shadilay my fellow gentlemen! Way to show (((them))), fwends!

>>84901514
>alone
They always marry some beta provider. And if not the government robs you monthly so she can feed her thugspawn.

>>84901297

They won't be happy until there are niggers shoehorned into literally everything.

>>84901563
this

alpha (black guy) fucks, beta (white boy) bucks

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>>84899448
*checks watch*

there are no white people in Middle-Earth (except Sauron)

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>>84901514

Is this accurate, my fellow racial realists?

>>84901547
>>84901653

triggered

>>84901606
>he thinks being a deadbeat dad is alpha

Oh anon, it's no wonder you fap to bbc.

>>84901937
whatever makes you sleep at night white boi

>>84901937
Not that guy but passing your genes through multiple women is literally alpha. Alpha as in an animal that fucks and leaves. Like most mammals.

That's why men experience the midlife crisis. It's your being telling you to go out and fuck some more. But this is subdued with the social construct that is monogamy.

A western man got cucked by his females. Now you can only father two children at best because you uplifted the woman to your status. This is why the more primitive Middle Eastern man is outbreeding him.

Gimli: ...And my....lemme AXE you something.
[mugs to audience]
Do this mean...
[smacks lips]
Do this mean we some kind of FELLOWSHIP of the rang?

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>>84901653
Racial realists don't deny that East Asians and Ashkenazi Jews have the highest IQs.

I don't care as long as Cate keeps riverdancing as Galadriel

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>>84902072
>Alpha as in an animal that fucks and leaves.

No it isn't you literal retard. An alpha male is a male that is bigger and stronger than all the other males and controls who breeds and who doesn't. He's the only male that never leaves unless someone bigger and stronger comes along.

>>84902072
The males that fuck and leave are the males that can't procreate any other way. They don't leave because they're spreading their seed, they leave because the alpha will kill them if he catches them.

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>>84902638
>>84902695
I should've said impregnates and leaves to make it clear. In any case, humans don't eat little babies so no need to kill potential predators. They impregnate a bitch and some beta raises the offspring in his stead. Then they do it again.

>inb4 this is rare
No it's not. Single motherhood is on the rise and marriage rate is plummeting while whites are shrinking.

All in all the more primitive, animalistic man, is outbreeding the average western simp because evolution works that way. Look at dumb hispanics, niggers and sandniggers. Their numbers are booming.

>>84902840
You seem to have forgotten the point of contention. None of this has anything to do with being alpha.

>>84902840
don't bother reply him, that's how white bois operate, denial, denial and denial. alpha black male spread their genes all over the world and that's how it is now.

>>84902877
let me guess, raising your wife's sons is being alpha, right? is that what your doing now, cuck?

>>84902877
It is. Alpha is the one passing his genes and outbreeding his competition. An "alpha" in human society, at least the more civilized one, doesn't need to kill in order to ensure the survival of his children. You can just fuck and fuck because the system encourages you. Like a cuckoo bird that lays its eggs into other birds' nests and fucks off.

Reminds me of that one britbong woman who has like 8 niglets and is living off of welfare.

>>84902919
I mean, if you genuinely thought that was the point I was making then this discussion might be beyond you. An alpha has children and raises them to be alpha. A beta is not capable of this. Shooting your muck up some random skank and leaving is not alpha. Anyone can do that.

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>>84902979
Found her. She's white. What a surprise.

>>84902998
>Anyone can do that.
Obviously not. Your race wouldn't be dying otherwise.

>>84902979
So you think that being alpha is degenerate? Because that's what you're describing.

>>84903024
You seriously believe that White people have less kids because they're incapable of having more?

>Your race

Ha ha, found the nigger.

>>84903065
>degenerate
This word lost all meaning. I don't even know what you mean. Degenerate how? You're fulfilling your function as an animal and winning the genetic race.

Label it as degenerate, savage, disgusting or whatever. It won't matter if you fail to pass that definition to the next generation.

>>84903088
>You seriously believe that White people have less kids because they're incapable of having more?
No. It's because your women cucked you beyond recognition.

>if you're not a cucked white you're a nigger
Godspeed anon.

>>84903024
now that's a real white woman....other white women should take lessons from her. That's a real MOTHER!

>>84901547
>>84901653
the salt is real

>>84899622
That's just wrong. Boromir and Denethor should be white people.

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>>84899465

fpbp

>>84899448
There are 4 different races here along with a fucking demi-god.

>>84899496
It won't be remade, it'll be rebooted. Sam's kid will find Frodo's old copy of Bilbo's memoir and want to go on an adventure of his own. The cast will include exactly one member of each race, gender, and faith.

>>84903152
>I don't even know what you mean.
I know.

>>84904853
With cameo by old Elijah Wood and CGI Gandalf.

>>84900934
Yeah this
make Mordor a white neighborhood and Frodo and Sam are to niglets who have to sneak past the Neighborhood watch. Hiding behind white picket fences and kicking out street lights to escape the glare of Zimmermans all seeing eye.

>>84899535
unintentionally quoting Louis "cuckold" CK

>>84900040
t. Pleb

>>84899448
Can't be fucking done. Aragorn, Haldir, Boromir, Faramir, Legolas etc. etc. etc. all have to be white men, done. You can't forcibly turn Aragorn black, what kind of fucking sense would that make? Sending two hobbits to find strider in an inn, and all of a sudden a nigger jumps out the corner. I don't even care who the fuck you cast. Take the white wizard for instance, he has to be a white male, nothing to do or say here. Even back then, back when muh strung wymen wasn't forced, you had a women kill the Witch King - Sauron's most powerful soldier. They need to stop this shit asap. Make 100 Tyler Perry movies a year instead and leave all else alone.

>>84904893
>the ring is still a ring but mt. Doom is a Weber™ gas grill

>>84904953
Please say that to (((Hollywood))).

>>84904982
((((Diversity))))

>>84904893
>>84904954
This would actually be a kino spoof

>>84899566
I hope your mother gets raped and tortured by Somalians.

>>84904857
>no argument