ITT: Apologise to Zedanya.

I'm sorry the plastic surgeon couldn't fix your nose

>literally has no idea how to pose

I'm sorry you were born with nigger lips and a wide, flat nose

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>>84898829

Why?

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>>84898829
>mfw peter is literally a chad that has two sexy mixed qts lusting after his white dick

pic related literally followed him around everywhere he went

>>84898829
I'm sorry, I thought you were a lady.

>>84898829
I preferred Raimis Spider-Man, sorry

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>>84898981
agreed, you just don't see things like this in films anymore

>>84898981
Nazi!

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>>84898829
>habitual myspace angles

>>84898903
>flat

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>>84898950

I'm sorry that you'll spend the rest of your life trying to be white

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>>84899207
lmao you can tell by the way she's sitting it would be cutting off some circulation to her feet that why her vain was popping out

She was so boring in Homecoming, what a terrible character

>>84898908
sauce my man

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>>84899050
>>84899067
Peter....

>>84899050
it was a different time

>>84899301
>I fried so many slopes they named a brand of rice after me

>Great Zedanya great, now look like you're taking a shit! thats it great stuff!

>>84898829
Still wouldn't eat her pussy

Sorry I don't dine on dark meat

>>84899286
If I wipe that off will she die?

>>84899301
>Peter.... with great power comes great responsibility, that's what I call the white man's burden. It's your duty to catch all these uppity niggers and shiftless spics and put them in the penitentiary where they belong. I know you can do it kid, you have hundreds of generations of aryan blood running through your veins.

Jesus christ this was a bit much by Raimi

>>84899372
True that true that

>>84898829
God damn those hips and ass are good. Every single guy talking shit about her would beg to sniff the farts from her asshole if they could.

>>84899301
>..don't get with that half black mongrel Michelle; Date a nice white girl like Mary Jane, have white children, save our race.

Jesus Raimi.

>>84899301
>...it was a white thug that did me in. If you can take away anything positive from my death, let it be the lesson that "black crime rates" are a myth and we are all equal and just tryin to survive in the crazy work-a-day world.

>>84899435
>sour chicken and hot sauce

I'm good.

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>>84899542
stop
dont reply to OP hes a dumbie

>>84899542
Was this line in the original? I just picked up the new remastered cut last week, and I don't remember him being that progressive.

>>84899085
>myspace reference
you should be having babies by now

>>84899301
>Whatever you do never save a jew, they are nothing but money-grubbing leeches on are society and think they're superior to us goyim. Also don't be enticed by some unusually attractive mixed black girls in the future. This is one of the many tricks of the jew. You must find a good white wife and make beautiful white children with her, it's the only thing that can preserve our race.

>>84899542
>No Uncle Ben..he looked Italian

What did Raimi mean by this

>>84899300

sarahfuckingsnyder on instagram

>>84899594
>underage
you should swallowing babies according to the latest studies

>>84898829
Literally who?

>>84899591
In the remastered version corporate jews removed lot's of Raimi's vision, in order to "update it" since it was from a different time

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>>84899286
no homo but the only thing that could make her attractive is if she flopped out a massive 12 incher for me to gag on

>>84899706
That would be a bonus, but if those hips don't give you at least a half chub then you are legit gay

>>84899671
hey granpa is your diaper still clean?

>>84899300
sarah snyder, she only fucks black guys, so you can already forget about her white boi

>>84898829
someone please push her over

>>84898829
Zendaya looks like *THAT?

>>84899301
...remember your white heritage! date a black girl and i'll haunt you while you masturbate to picture of May. hang the nigg.................

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>>84898829
she'll never be white. and whites will always persist through kike propaganda.

>>84900878
she should be thanking the makeup industry something chronic

She's not the worst looking girl nor the best, just average

>>84901021
average girls are slightly chubby, are 5'2", are not thin and have stanky asses

>>84900901
no one cares

She's like half way to being a full white person but not quite there. This is the curse of the half-blood

>>84901125
Maybe in Burgerland

>>84898829
I'm sorry that I've never heard of you before. I guess you're not famous enough.

stanky ass lookin ho lookin like a stanky ass thot ass ho

titties lookin like plank from ed edd n eddy lmaooo jsut draw a dam mouth under dem bitjes and at least johnny'll fuck w/ this stanky ass freindless ho

>>84898829
My little sister is mulatto (half swedish, half black american) and she looks cute from angles other than "ultra-professional with 100 layers of makeup". Plus she's an ivy-educated biology major. Fuck off Zendaya, you ugly ass stupid bitch cunt.

>>84901553
>and she looks cute from angles other than "ultra-professional with 100 layers of makeup"
prove it bitch

Zondoya

>>84898866
nice
>>84898903
truth

/thread

>>84898829
I'm sorry you suck so much, Zathura.

There. Can I go now?

>>84902358
after you suck her feminine benis

>>84898829
Why do people keep pretending shes hot..

>>84901021
>just average
you do realize that's the point, right? it makes women feel good, that an average girl is in hollywood.

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>>84898829
Isn't she hot?

>>84898950
You can't be a Chad if you're 5'2.

>>84902922
this is what lanklets actually believe

>>84898829
why? she looks like a fucking baboons ass in your webm

>>84902753
>an average looking Detroit ape is the new mj

Fuck disney

>>84903014
You can't be a Chad if you're 5'2.

>>84898829
nigger

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>>84898829
SHE

ISN''T

FUCKING

ATTRACTIVE

HOLY SHIT WOMEN ARE ALREADY FAKE SHE'S JUST PUT MORE EFFORT INTO BEING FAKE

>>84898829
>"Zondoya, close your legs I smell it again!"
>hastily closes legs

>>84898829
manface

>>84899301
Don't you dare put your underage cock near my wife

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Ella Purnell as Mary Jane. Shes 20 Tom Holland is 21

>>84898950
>white
lol nah

>>84900878
>you spent time on this

lel

I'll apologize when she wears a fucking paper bag on her head

>>84898829
I'm sorry they didn't cake enough makeup onto your face to make you look like a girl in HC.

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>>84908072
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>>84907308
goofy looking bitch

>>84898829
Why she was the worst character in homecoming even my girlfriend agrees??

Post more Laura Harrier, please. She's superior.

>>84903148
That was sony though paul fag came out and said she wasn't mj i still can't believe the pajeet was actually flash thompson

>>84898829
what an ugly nigger

>>84903148
>an average looking Detroit ape

yeah you've never been to detroit

>>84898866
Kek. It's actually way worse. You see, there is a trend for latinas and middle eastern women (mostly iranian) to fix everything except their nose so they can say "I'm a natural beauty".

It's similar to those 80% white latinas that paint their hair black or brown so they look more "latino" while it's pretty obvious they have mostly italian or spanish blood.

Most of the "latino" or middle eastern beauty is nothing but a shit copy of south european beauty, most the women there want to look like Monica Belluci, which of course never happens.

>>84908687
Big noses on women are hot you pleb.

>>84908698
big nose is a male trait
congrats on your coming out anon

>>84908698
I'm not saying they aren't, it's just that most latinos and middeast men and women don't like them because of western beauty standars (inb4 sjw). So even if they hat their wide and/or long nose they don't fix it so they look more "ethnic", while everything else like cheeks are fixed (they take the fat out of them and those small organs).

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>>84898829
sorry they sabotaged your character
>don't wear makeup and don't shower for a week, we need your character to be as repulsive as possible

>>84908687
>south european beauty
soooo ugly?

>>84899286
I wish she make me choke on her feet

>>84909411
>what is the ugly duckling twist
You never watched a John Hughes movie in your life did you anon?

>>84900878
middle pic looks like she hasn't showered in a month, fucking gross

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>>84907524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8

>>84907356
>>84907524
I've never seen such a weird looking female, I know it's something wrong with her eyes but I can't tell what it is

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>>84898866
Zendaya is perfect

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>>84898924
Just say you are racist thats why you dislike this black angel

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>>84903148
faggots

The fact that she doesn't use her last name triggers my autism.

She was qt in the movie though.